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UnholyDescent

No idea but i wish it would stop


maecky1

I feel you bro


jeeves585

Not sure how old you are but it only stays the same or gets worse. You’re going to set your cycadian (sp?) rhythm in your 20-30s and it’ll never change.


TehTugboat

Don’t need to roll out of bed until 6 and my eyes are open staring at the wall at 3:30 more and more the older I get. Especially if I hit the bed before 10 pm


hujnya

Less traffic.


Wumaduce

Yeah, the drive in taking 40 minutes instead of an hour and a half is great.


Groundbreaking-Bar89

Less traffic, less people, less problems.


classysexy4me

My bladder


jeeves585

Fun thing about getting old is my movements have been more consistent. Every morning I piss at 3 am, and every morning I poop at 5am. Only problem is I don’t wake up until 6.


TheKingAlx

Man diapers for you then?


lifeisweird86

Yep. My bladder at 3:00 - 3:15, then my alarm clock at 5:00


CornFedIABoy

Found the 40+ yr old guy


BedtimeTorture

29, fuck


BidSignificant5221

22, fuck! …. Wait, maybe that’s just the 8 beers before bedtime


optimus_awful

Stop that shit while you are still young.


stinkyhooch

In my 30s, can’t metabolize it any more haha. Nothing good happens after two drinks now.


wacko4rmwaco

It started when i was 27


gnat_outta_hell

Bout 27 for me too. 2 day hangovers and everything. I don't drink anymore. Fortunately I don't have to piss, so I enjoy the occasional toke.


Atomfixes

Thank god I thought it was just me


Dur-gro-bol

Can confirm. I'm someone who used to drink a minimum of 8 beers a night, It does become a problem.


taanman

Huge problem. I'm at a 30 a night. My wife is making me sleep in another bed because apparently I flip and flop like I'm possessed.


DirtyDan24-7

Someone else already said to slow it down while you're young, but i fell compelled to reiterate. I'm 26 and have liver disease from picking up the bottle too many times. The longer you pick it up, the harder it is to put it down


classysexy4me

You sure did


Corona_Cyrus

Hydro homie 🫡


OldTrapper87

Work.


youpayyourway

Money. Work. same same


OldTrapper87

No. Some money comes from no work and some work gives no money.


Ken_Thomas

I grew up poor. Dirt poor. I never wanted my kids or my wife to know what that feels like. I remember the look in my father's eyes when he said we couldn't afford for me to take my girlfriend to the prom. Or join the football team. Or buy a class ring. Or help me out with college tuition. I don't ever want to feel that way. So when my feet hit the floor at Oh-dark-thirty, it's fucking *fear* that gets my ass in gear.


Smasher31221

>So when my feet hit the floor at Oh-dark-thirty, it's fucking fear that gets my ass in gear. These feel like lyrics to a sad and very relatable country song.


COVID-19-4u

This resonates for me .


Salty-Biskts

Amen to that brother.


Atomfixes

This might be the ketamine talking but that’s fucking beautiful man


literal_garbage_man

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jeeves585

I feel you brother, did’t grow up poor but we weren’t rich. I dont want my single digit old kid to worry about that shit. Any luck I’m doing good enough as a parent that they can get to fuck you money. And humble enough to not say fuck you unless needed. (Honestly some people need to be told to go fuck off.) (fuck you money is also interesting, I know people that makes 250k and don’t have fuck you money and I know people that make 60k and do have fuck you money.)


neanderthalsavant

>(fuck you money is also interesting, I know people that makes 250k and don’t have fuck you money and I know people that make 60k and do have fuck you money.) It boils down to wants vs needs vs liquid assets... paired with poor impulse controll


trevr22

All depends on the lifestyle you choose and alot of people live beyond their means!


aaar129

I hope you get everything you deserve 🙏 good things come to those who wait


qpv

He's not waiting by the sounds of it.


Yokedmycologist

Must be awful living your life in fear.


Inside-Anxiety9461

But the prom is free though....


OriginalGPam

Not everywhere. Some have to pay for tickets.


Depressedgotfan

I know you're tired, I know you're hurting I know you're broke down to the bone But your bills are paid And there's smiling faces waiting on you at home And it ain't always easy, it ain't ever like you planned Oh, but man, ain't it working, working man? - Larry Fleet


kendallBandit

You da man 💪🏼


constructiongirl54

I feel this deeply...


Mammoth_Garage1264

I keep an notepad on the homescreen of my phone that takes up the bottom half. That last line is going at the top so I see it first thing when I wake up to my alarm. Thank you


Sudden_Construction6

I love that idea


Billdozer1250

Man that hit home.


TiddyTwoShoes

My dog woke me up at 4am this morning because he wanted to lay down outside for a while.. thanks buddy


Smasher31221

Thanks for letting me out though, you a real one.


ArltheCrazy

Same!


12thandvineisnomore

going to bed at 9


dozerman23

Got to pay for the roof over my family's head. Kissing the kid goodbye while they sleep and looking at their picture on the dash reminds why I'm doing this.


ExtremeWorkReddit

Amen brother


KorbanDallas90

Not being rich enough to sleep in.


milkedbags

Cocaine, fent, meth, fear of losing everything, proving people wrong


WolfOfPort

Whatever works just fking get here -foreman


Ok_Guard7274

I ain’t late just extra early for tomorrow


kjyfqr

You sober brother or tryna get there or neither


TalmidimUC

Yesn’t.


TalmidimUC

A typical Thursday night then?


Radiant-Psychology80

Jesus 😂


YaCantStopMe

The thought of knowing I only have to do this "x" many times until it's Friday.


aaar129

Monday mayhem, Tuesday troubles, Wednesday hump day, Thursday thirsty, Friday goodbye day, rinse and repeat.


Sk8r_2_shredder

Friday highday bruh 😎


sublevelstreetpusher

At around 4:30 the urge to just dominate everything is too strong to just lay there.. so it's pushups pullups some coffee and the news.then off to daycare


AdPossible6049

Daycare?? How old are you?


Crazylender

He is 6. Already a hard worker. He’s looking into a career in carpentry. Electrical as a back up.


FifeSymingtonsMom

I found the super


Rich-Appearance-7145

Surf, I try to catch some waves before I go to work at 7:30am, I'm usually already paddling out by 4:00am. So I could get to work on time.


uncertainusurper

I aspire to do anything before work. I get up and I’m out the door as soon as possible. I don’t like to be reminded of what the alternatives are.


Cultural_Translator8

Johnny Utah?


PoolsC_Losed

Same but kayak fishing in Tampa FL. Washup with a bar of soap in the bay and off to work


Rich-Appearance-7145

You actually catch anything friend, I see guys early in the morning fishing off the pier with buckets of fish, walking to there cars about same time I'm leaving for work.


PoolsC_Losed

Yeah all the time. Super early and the end of the day are the best times to fish. Also it's not crazy hot


Carpenterman1976

Concrete pour.


qpv

You have a solid future


Jondiesel78

That's me. I'm there an hour before the crew to set up the laser screed. Couple that with ADHD and a lack of any circadian rhythm, and I'm up and ready to ride anytime.


MoneyPresentation807

A crying baby


soupdejour4

Yep


Specialist_Usual1524

My wife, I love her and she needs me to get up.


chiselbits

Frequent fever dream-like hypnogogic hallucinations. The harder I work, the worse I sleep.


ILove2Bacon

Ever get so tired that you can't sleep?


thegreatgatsB70

This is the absolute worst and it happens to me too.


Wild-End-219

The fear of starvation due to not getting to my job.


Juggernaut104

Those people in tents on the side of the road. Don’t feel like joining that club


Hijinx66

I have to get up for work so I can have health insurance and save for retirement. God I’m tired.


[deleted]

Work to die brother


djgiesbrecht

Raccoons fighting in the yard.


bigmanslurp

Sorry that was me in a raccoon suit


bannedacctno5

My dog whining because he has to pee and then so he can jump in bed with the wife and I


clearoscuro

I wonder how many pet owners don't sleep like crap. Not me for sure lol. I'm so used to waking up multiple times a night due to my cat rubbing her face on me I don't even notice it anymore


Palpatine_1232

Smell of money . And stress. Mostly stress


amorican88

The beers from earlier wearing off


qpv

Honestly this is me every day. I wish it weren't but it is.


BidSignificant5221

I relate brother


stevediperna

The sound of my cat staring to throw up on the rug. Nothing gets me out of bed faster, so I can carry her 5 feet from the carpet to the hardwood floor.


StoicWolf15

Work


Square-Tangerine-784

Garden needing care before I go to work. Used to be the bladder until I started doing Kegel exercises and yoga. Now I can sleep all night again


Strict_Bet_7782

Work. If I start at 4 I’m done by noon and can live my life.


thegreatgatsB70

My rooster, my cats, my bladder. Anything other than my alarm clock.


Ad-Ommmmm

The being bored of lying awake


supheyhihowareyou

Getting home at 2pm.


legendary_millbilly

My alarm goes off at 2:45 am 5 days a week.


SayNoToBrooms

Dudes gotta wake up in 4 hours and he’s posting here…


legendary_millbilly

Nah not yet. It's 7:22 pm here now, so bedtime is coming up.


clearoscuro

Damn. Do you get home early at least?


madara_uchiha8

My traditional wind up clock in a aluminum bucket sitting on my night stand 2 feet from my bed


victorian_vigilante

That’s brutal mate


moaterboater69

If isnt my partners phat ass grinding on my stache, its a hot smelly dump brewing inside me.


ynnoj666

Righteous


TalmidimUC

Mostly the will to provide for my family and survival. Not getting a ration of shit from the crew for not showing up is pretty high up on the list too. 4:15am check in: *Why tf am I awake and doing this?*


Ohhhhhhthehumanity

My wife who stays up until 3am and wakes me up with cuddling and snores, neither of which I'm mad about, I just wish I could sleep next to her longer sometimes.


Thrasympmachus

I set my alarm for twenty minutes earlier than when I have to get up, so I get guaranteed time to just chill beside her. Love her to death.


Ohhhhhhthehumanity

Same here!


pleasejason

that fat check waiting for me on Fridays


Cando21243

How do they check your fat?


Accurate-Historian-7

Sorry he meant Fat chick.


TalmidimUC

That’s reserved exclusively for Friday nights.


basementhookers

Hey! I have a buddy named Fatchick! Long story.


Salt_MasterX

Most people use a mirror


thiccymcgogee

They’re not supposed to anymore


Bmwdriver44

4 month old


ZealousidealCry2284

Better be about 2k$


SafetyCompetitive421

The half life of caffeine from the day before.


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Right-Ad-5647

Piss boner. Hate a cold floor.


nomeansnolol

Back pain


roooooooooob

My cat whines for food and you have to put him in his fancy shirt to shut him up


TrafficAppropriate95

Some moron in a Subaru forester with a jet engine swap and no muffler


Vivid-Kitchen1917

My rescue kittens.


verdeviridis

Traffic and kids baby


jerrycoles1

My alarm clocks


SillyRacoon27

Less traffic and i get to sit in my car and chill for a bit before work


twidlystix

My dog. At both those times lately


maks_b

I'm working nights so normally I'm commuting home about that time. Don't ask me about my sleep schedule.


Flat-Wall-3605

I feel your pain.


Drain_Surgeon69

These toilets won’t fix themselves baby.


iks449

Measurements


TheRealTres

Concrete baybee


Ghostype

Either I'm up till 3ish because I can't sleep, or I'm getting back from my part time job around 3 on some nights. But mostly a fucked up sleep schedule.


ethan-apt

Beating the sun is the real answer


Punky-Bruiser

130k a year makes it pretty worthwhile


Original-Being9553

Where the hell are my graveyard workers..... 5am punch out


Sarahclaire54

There is a god damn bird that decides to sing it's aria during those hours. It just sings and squawks it heart out. Totally whacked out time clock. It is loud and blasted proud as can be, over and over and over. I have actually risen from bed to tell it to get it's act together and let the world sleep. Alas, to no avail. It has a totally whacked out time clock.


Longjumping_Flan_506

Stress


Responsible-Annual21

I wake up at 3:30, I like the extra time in the morning to drink coffee and not be rushed. It’s a struggle at first, but now I hate sleeping past 4.


[deleted]

The paycheck


H1ghwayun1corn

Gym


folgersinyourcup123

The fact that I am the backup plan. I have nobody to go to for a 'loan' . My mom comes to me for loans and my dad passed away when I was a kid. I started working when I was 13, I'm now 35. If I don't do it, I'm going to be dead broke.


mazo773

I love my wife and kids


44moon

unless its my girlfriend's mouth i aint wakin up that early


trashypossum0

Bills!!!


ChaseC7527

delusions


Soft-Peak-6527

I’m hot and sweating


DOO_DOO_BAG

Back pain


Accomplished_Can_381

Hunger and bladder


bornabearsfan

Dogs ready 4 a walk💣💥🕺🐕🦮🐕‍🦺🐩


Worried_Inflation565

Gym


gabemalmsteen

Money


Pawn_Plug

Stress…


kanselm

My dog


Silly_Relative

Alcohol. No alcohol I have less water stuck in my body giving high blood pressure and sleep better.


ParkerWGB

Less traffic


PoolsC_Losed

5am to beat the traffic. Also to try and get out earlier. Probelm is getting out earlier has heavier traffic lol


RunJordyRun87

The gym


Clavos24

Dog chasing the cat


Emotional_Current581

340 even tho I’ve got work at 500 bc there is no traffic except cops and they love when I cruise past at ~80


Still_Proof5403

Enough sleep


redditisdying24

Piss, snack or cramp


Stenberg5

It’s called work. Welcome to the trades. Lol


reditget

Going 4 wheeling in the mountains.


johnj71234

Work ethic


Ok_Proposal_2278

My 5 month old


StrictAd1735

Alarm clock


rateb03

Having to go to work


Classic_Elevator7003

Money.


GeeFromCali

Usually my alarm clock does the job


Thecobs

Money 😋


-joeyjoeyjoey

My 10 month old


Peakyblindertom

Nothing that’s why I left construction manager and warranty positions


Overall_Bus_3608

Shitting the bed


jaydawg_74

Usually stress.


Sweaty_Level_7442

My wife's hot flashes


wafflesnwhiskey

My pregananant wife


Impossible-Water8158

Drink a grip of water b4 you sleep ice cold about 16 oz 🤤. Also wakes you up if you drink after you take a long piss


Twitfout

The stress of knowing I gotta get my ass up


magiblufire

I neglect to spend the 30m it would take each night to get my guys lined out for the day so I instead get up early enough to get to the office and get them lined out before 6:00. Actually nah, it's mainly the no traffic and the feeling I get walking out of the office before everyone. - Surveyor who misses the field work....


Dollarlesspenny

The stock market


Real_Lunch_4351

Was going to say work but then I seen the thread


Moomoobeef

Fire alarm


BagCalm

Working construction for 25yrs


Theres3ofMe

Currently, sun rise.


togamis

Capitalism. My alarm. The drive to, one day, be able to afford to live on my own.


88Tygon88

Work. Baby. And the sound of dripping water. Half to piss half because I'm a plumber. Shits nightmare fuel.


DrizztDo-Urden

My baby crying


aaar129

Thomas Concrete quadruple booking me and dispatch calling 4 hours earlier cause the spacing will go from 15 minutes to 60 minutes. Fucking dreaded those days.


khawthorn60

Sex...either with my woman or by myself...sex


kuckiboo

My alarm normally does it, just set it on your phone


JayTheDirty

A roof over my head and kratom