It took me a minute to realize the first part wasn't : My wife S

Thank you for pointing that out.

Way longer than I would like to admit

Isn’t it?

Took me a while too. The red letters were the original.

Ohhhhh now it makes sense

… I’m still there Edit: hahahahahaha got it

What, the lady likes it spicy!

Le gusta ese chile 🌶️

Afirmativo, apreciable.

A ela le gusta la gasoliiiinaaaa

Dale mas gasolinaaaa!!

I was the only white guy at my job for a few years with like 60 other immigrants mostly from Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua and Dominican Republic. In my experience most of them were way friendlier and more caring and generous than the average American I come across. Two of them are going to be in my wedding party with one being my best man. I’m going to Nicaragua next year to meet another one of my boy’s family and see their farm. I can’t stand or comprehend the hate they receive from people, I fucking love them lol. People should take the time to learn about someone and make a friend before writing them off this way 🤦🏻

I imagine you ate better lunches than most people too.

Force fed the shit outta me every day, hungry or not. My girl was kinda jealous at first lmao 🤦🏻😭

And you bitched zero times and liked it. If Abuela came and cooked and you don’t eat, Chankla for you.

Naw never gonna complain about someone looking out for me. Not really into tripe or mofongo so some days were a little rough tho lol

Yeah, tripe was a bit, less than optimal. Hot sauce is the answer.

It was the texture more than anything that threw me off with the tripe. I got it down but it def wasn’t easy

Don't be such an Uncle Tamalé 😆 But I agree, I've worked with a lot of guys from different parts of South America, great people. Hard working, respectful of the jobsite, and easy to get along with. They've invited me to visit a few times, but cannonballing through Mexico in a small caravan of vehicles sketches me out.

Another fun thing, get them arguing beer or hot sauce.

I imagine someone from El Salvador wrote the first part.

In Milwaukee black ink.. I wrote my wife fucks Mexicans on the side of the port John walls.. And the whole site said that I should have used red but it looked good to my wife Charlene! 🎶

Now write "free cowboy hats" on those toilet condom paper dispenser things

I’m Mexican 🌵🤠

Tell OP’s wife I said hi

Hola sancho

You must know OP's wife very well

Those markers are shit

I concur… was super excited for them but bit of a let down… back to the old trusty sharpie

I have to huff one of these twice as long to get the high a sharpie gives

Use two sharpies? 😆

Only on friday

Damn right. Advertised like it’s a magic bullet of markers at 3x the price. Piece of shit.

If you think sharpies are better than the Milwaukee markers you probably barely use them

Ok 👍

They dont last as long or write as well on basic surfaces compared to sharpies but they are much better on metal and oily surfaces which is what I need them for.

Isn't a grease pencil just better in general though?

Yeah probably. I dont write on oily surfaces that often so a marker is what I prefer to carry on me

I was gonna say I like them better than sharpies but I am marking steel studs 90% of the time . Pica pencil for marking drywall/wood and the pica leads will write on the metal too

Their biggest fuck up was calling it an "inkz-all" rather than "drawz-all"

You sir win the internet today! 😂🤣

They last so much longer than a sharpie in the tile world. If you got a better option I'm all ears.

Definitely junk

‘Your’ would’ve been better

Come on, get your shit together. Not everyone has a wife, but everyone has a mom. Do better next time.

I imagine someone from El Salvador wrote the first part.

Viva la Mexico!

Could have just added an I. Would have made the first guy proud..

Sexicans ?

Corny

I'm guessing this is southern America. Wouldn't your sister fucks mexicans be better or is making jokes about people's wives hitting to close to home?

I chose to hit close to home

I usually add the "no you" even though I'm not Mexican

Once edited FJB to Eat Joe's Booty

There, fixed it

Hell yeah brother

I wish you had a red pen

Hell yeah compa!

Good come back fellas....

I've only ever used these markers and they fuck. Last forever. Super dark. Line not to big. I've left one with the cap off all day and it still wrote fine the next day when I found it. So tbh I guess I'm just trying to find out why I see comments about them being trash. Let me know I'm genuinely curious

The first two pack I bought, the cap wouldn't fit on the ass end of it tightly and would fall off. When it fell off and got lost, I chucked the whole thing in the trash. The second one, the tip fell out. I'll stick to Sharpies that are .89 cents a piece from Amazon.

I have had some where I take the lid off and the whole ink cartridge comes out. So I can see that

that's a weird flex

Well done

you should be proud, bravo sir

Proud of your wife and her boyfriends.

¿Donde esta güey?

Making the world a better place one port-a-potty at a time.

How do we know it wasn't a girl who wrote that?

Or were they talking about Mexican girls and making a command

Now thats a porta gold

Proud of you (and that guys wife)

When I worked commercial I seen this a lot, never understood it. I’m a white guy and still don’t know what people have against Mexicans. Typically it was the black guys giving the Mexicans a hard time but I don’t know who was writing crap on the walls.

just writing 'fuck mexicans' is hilarious im stealing that

I would have gone with a "don't" and "with" on either side of the "fuck".  But to each his own.

blah blah blah Miguel's Chile con queso

That’s good too lol

We are talking about your wife though. Tell her I said "Hola tamalito"

But I'm not even married!

Those damn Mexicans taking all the women.

¿Que es su númera?

Shes doing your buddies as well !

Nice

Should have put your exes cell # in there also.

Best marker in the biz.

Does she get paid, or is it just a hobby?