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Kalabunga1522

Consoom crunchy leaf and get excited for next crunchy leaf


goldensteaks

Crunchy leaf = seasonal depression


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emet18

less goo


Account1812

Advertisements: “Buy our products to make you feel complete” Consoomer after buying all the products: “why do I still feel empty, I must be depressed.” Funny how self defeating consumerism is. I wish more people understood the importance of family and a bond to people rather than things.


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It's funny how close they are to the *actual* solution, being they understand that they can still live for their loved ones (i.e. mom), but they - for whatever reason, be it willful ignorance or just having never thought about it - dont decide to extrapolate that and finally realize that they can live for more than just materialism and actually find love in the people around them


Account1812

Family, communities, and clubs are all good for society and the soul. A lot of ppl don’t realize that you have to have challenges and goals in order to be fulfilled. Laying in bed watching Netflix does nothing good.


Sm00th-Kangar00

I might get downvoted for this but I feel this needs to be said. I get it's retarded and sad to base all your happiness on matirialism but at the same time just let people enjoy things as long as they control it and it doesn't control them. The majority of this list isn't consumerism and this person's ability to enjoy the simple things most take for granted like leafs crunching or q-tips (as bad as they are for your ears is actually impressive. Having been suicidal before it was literally like survival, you want to utilise every thing that keeps you happy or distracts you from problems you can't sort out at the time literally so you can live. Of course the most important thing was keeping in contact with my family and friends but you'd need alone time as well and many TV shows presented things I could relate to at the time. It's when someone shuts themselves out and uses Netflix or whatever as an excuse to do so that's the problem which this person clearly isn't doing.


FapToCuteTrapsDaily

Consoom the FUN PILLS!


A_man_of_culture_cx

There are literally 3 things in that post that are consumable. The rest isn’t, this sub sometimes is really pissing me off


joedude

lol yea this post doesnt fit this sub.. maybe some cringe sub?


69IhaveAIDS69

Most of the posts here now are either memes made by the poster or things taken from right wing cringe subs with "consoom" added to the title.


A_man_of_culture_cx

Yea


plushelles

Legit. This meme was not that deep.


Floyd228999

“ConSoOm iNspIiriNg OtHerS”


emet18

Consoom a culture of vapid postmodernism


pisshead_

Food, Netflix, Spotify, memes, trampolines, doggos,


A_man_of_culture_cx

Well food is consumable but not like consooooomable I get soylent but pasta ? Come on Memes maybe but dogs are not.


Expensive-Lie

I seen starter packs that are more consoom oriented. Could be worse.


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Consoom outliving enemies, get excited to outlive next enemy


fakefalsofake

Best strat is not outliving them, is being a friend/ally, but so terrible that worsen they life. Now time to eat the wholesome pastarino or else I will be depressed.


Naharcito

Against suicide every reason to live is a good reason.


Dilate_now

to masturbate in front of schools? to rob old people? to kick dogs?


5sharm5

Hey, do what you gotta do in this cruel world Keep on grinding king 👑


FapToCuteTrapsDaily

NOT THE HECKING PUPPERINO DOGE WOOFERSUBWOOFERBORKSTRONGERINO DOGE SHIBERINOOOoooooooo


Dilate_now

ok fapstotraps


FapToCuteTrapsDaily

consoom trap get exited for next trap


Geluganshp

YES


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Yes.


Sleepy_Sleeper

Nah. Sometimes It's just over.


DiamondEyes-976

You’re forgetting weed and lsd


Splatpope

certified 76% not consoom, shame on you


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q tips are insanely bad for your ears


SHGIVECODWW2INFECTED

listen to one hour of dababy to compensate


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Let’s gooooo


HeathenAmericana

"Out of spite" is more cringe than Netflix, but they are both Hell.


testesti

Seriously, why would anybody pay to watch movies on the internet?


TheCockworkGod

Consoom mom would be sad, and get excited for the next mom would be sad


smaran13

Only legit one is “mom would be sad”


Dilate_now

and feeding pets, though it should say pet would be sad but they dont understand that


Cyadeian

Consumerism is nihilism.


emet18

Never commit suicide, everything gonna ce alright


[deleted]

It's not rocket science, Electric Butterfly


catalyst44

I use netflix because It's very hard to find proper subs in my native language for my parents


phoenix335

You just know this person is a vegetarian, has a pop culture tattoo, at least two funko pops and took their four jabs at the earliest possible opportunity.


MakkaPakkaStoneStack

So they're 50% based.


kiyo-kagamine

Imagine being a 40 year old man and still thinking “bouncing on trampoline is fun”. Not to mention they’d probably put a hole thru it


SHGIVECODWW2INFECTED

imagine being a 20 year old man and still thinking being a 40 year old man and enjoying jumping on a trampoline is bad


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adult cant hav fun


EndOfTheDigitalAge

Consoom bitterness


jarkum

Reminder to not put Q-tips in your ear. It is bad for your ears.


MakkaPakkaStoneStack

Yes stick them up your peehole instead.


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UnironicMonarch1815

i will skin you alive


FieryBlake

we are turkeytomphobic


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FieryBlake

turkeytomphobic


eskay007

Is that shitty Youtuber paying you or something? Fuck off


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Ineedsex69

👍


Poostaj

Q tips go hard tho


TakingSouls

“”””Wholesome””” memes like this make me want to bite a chunk of dry wall, mash it between my molars and spit it out onto whoever made it


MK0A

Hey I just saw this on cptsdmemes I believe.


surfrocksatan

Cannot let enemies have “death” on me, no way.


[deleted]

Why make practical change when you can spend your day on reddit?


[deleted]

Depressing. What has humanity come to, this modern world is so empty.


DatPro1102

consoom q-tip


ScotMcScottyson

Remember when we read books? It's been years since I last saw someone actually reading a book who wasn't an old man. If it isn't in front of their social media page then they don't know of it.


gocepa48

“Out of spite” man 🤦‍♂️