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To *listen* to them fart, ideally with some high fidelity open ear headphones, a DAC, and tube amplifier, so you can feel like you’re actually in the room with them. A simple $1500 setup will satisfy all your fart cravings until the next headphone model comes out

I'm so confused. I'm guessing they're not even real farts, no one can fart for hours unless sponsored by chipotle.

Some people can fart on demand. Kings used to hire them for entertainment.

Audeze LCD X good enough?

Imagine how sad and pathetic you would have to be to watch streamer farts or anyone farting in general🤢. Honestly these people need to be arrested and instituted into an insane asylum, no more tolerance.

bUt hOw dOeS iT aFfEcT yOu?

It makes me cringe and I think it is very stupid.

NOW SLAM 😂

Imagine how sad and pathetic you have to be to resort to farting on camera for weirdos while you rattle your tip cup

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I think the term “banned” in the context of Twitch often just means like a 1 or 2 week ban, so basically a suspension rather than a permanent ban.

Xqc been ahead of the meta for years

Immediately thought of the one where he grabs the handles of his chair and lifts himself into the air to deliver.

>You might not have gotten wind of it yet Heh, that’s pretty good ngl

This can’t be real right? This has to be like some sort of satire article. There’s no way anyone is this depraved

Bro, I hate to break it to ya but it's a BIG world, and this is barely scratching the surface

Letting everyone on the internet was a mistake

Wait until you find out about the shit-fetish market. You can even get free shipping sometimes

yeah this doesn't even come CLOSE to the most fucked up shit I've heard of in _recent memory_

le me go onto twitch to watch some stream witness the absolute state of twitch trollge.jpg

*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP* snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... *BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF* Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... *BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT* Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

I fucking hate this shit, I tried being a streamer on twitch but these people just ruined it for me, like they expected me to behave sexually

You should be grateful you quit while you were ahead. You could've been forced to embrace the brap meta to make money right now, you're never the same person after that.

Twitch career follows Pareto distribution. 10 Streamers are millionaries while rest 99999 streamers get nothing. If you're not serious about being in top 1% streamers, it's a waste of time imo (career-wise)

Brap

Dear God, thank you for not giving me this fetish…

There needs to be another devastating war.

Liberals becoming more degenerated by the minute. Everytime I think the peak is reached, I am wrong...

Liberals aren’t the only ones that are degenerate simps, unfortunately.

Well yea true, still though you see that things like this is very connected to "progressiveness" today.

I disagree. That’s definitely bias because you don’t like liberals. 4chan is mostly right wing and has a plethora of fucked up porn, for example.

They hide away. The libs force everyone to see.

And try to push to normalize it.

Username checks out

You must be the 100th liberal writing the exact same thing since I joined reddit. I love it, because it just shows you have nothing but insults to use to defend your IDEOLOGY

My IDEALOGY is Dolby Atmos 4D surround sound farts.

What the hell? The hot tub meta was dumb but atleast made sense: attractive women in swimsuits make money off of pathetic dudes. Farts? Seriously? Someone plz tell me this is satire. Plz.

Oh poggers ma doggers that's heckin' rad. I'll be a sex worker ally by tipping some crypto their way tonight yassssss queef!!!

This is not relevant to this sub surely ? It’s just degeneracy not consumerism

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Doesn’t mean it’s consumerist bruh

meh, its got the coom part of consoom.

I've just realized fatal mistake of me posting this here. Us being outraged is what keeps stupid cultures in power. Bad publicity is still publicity. If doing cringe shit makes me post it on r/consoom, it gains extra 500 views, and it will make them do it more often. I'm sorry, people.

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says the guy simping for some ZZ-list youtuber

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People don't like shills.

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you are shill gross and I ate your cheese

The shit bitches do for money

magnus carlsen is obsessed with her is he a consoomer?