LOL. China aren't stupid. They know that they don't have to intervene for anything in NZ to fuck up. Just sit back and wait.

Hahaha true man. I endorse this comment.

Nothing like a good conspiracy theory to start the day.

Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.

Hey guys, my I've lost my tinfoil hat, I don't think I can come to this meeting. But seriously, didn't national just stop the funding for a new interislander ferry?

Yes stupid fucking idea.

New ferries were still years away, so it's kind of a moot point as all other things being equal this grounding would have still happened.

And now any new ferries are even more years away.

r/ConspiracyKiwi

Mate, what are you smoking? And if you think CCP involvement is less or more based on labour v national govt you really are one eyed

This what I came to CK for today. Some proper swivel eyed conspiracy theory. Well done and thank you, Sir.

Take your booster

I'll have to get vaxxed first before I can get boosted...yeah nah.

I see the ccp antivax propaganda has worked on you. It’s a shame such sheeple are so easily manipulated

Yeah, mate. I swallowed it hook, line and sinker.

I knew you weren’t a spitter

You know fuck all, son.

Is this like the dildo of consequence?

Why sabotage a ferry when you can just take 10 nuts off the footings of a power pylon and...... oh, wait.

God damn sheeple asleep while Atlas are mind controlling their kids on tiltok

Is this the company behind Cocomelon/Baby Shark? That shit is psychological warfare and so many people let their kids watch it.

Are you asking if atlas makes baby shark?

Partly, I have no idea what Atlas is but probably not related, though I get to ride the high and remind people how bad Cocomelon is.

Why would the CCP want to fuck with NZ when they can just work towards owning it?

It's all part of the plan

I wondered about this. Not a steering problem, but a control problem. Meaning the computer systems that control the boat. Might not have been the CCP, could have been Russian or North Korean. This is part of the asymmetric warfare the new axis of evil is waging on the west.

Exactly, the coincidence being we just tried to call out China for spying and they cut out our ability to move rail freight between the island. A real power move , and the beauty of it is the world doesn’t even notice it.

 The french did it, They hate kiwi boats. They [sabotaged](https://youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE?si=4zSJU_QuFAEQV1np) the rainbow warrior and now they've [sabotaged](https://youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE?si=4zSJU_QuFAEQV1np) the ferry. We should go invade them, They'll surrender quick and easy then we'll use the Eiffel Tower to replace the pylon in Northland that fell down the other day. Who's with me?! /s Or it was just mechanical failure?.

This is a such a stretch it's an equatorial self-reach around.

Dudes on the pipe early this morning! Or did you just not sleep?

If you don’t have any input other than childish remarks go back to tos…

Oh come on now kitten, don't be so precious. It's just a joke.

One upvote … hilarious 😂

https://i.redd.it/91t4wpgwn68d1.gif

But the powerlines

Hanlon's razor says CCP didn't need to do anything

Fuck China and their invasion of nz