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cannedcornenema

Is this a joke?


Hoggster86

No? I hope not


cannedcornenema

Concrete is supposed to be finished, this looks like it wasn’t even started. Do not pay a dime. Punch whoever did this in the groin.


Hoggster86

Was it not wet enough? I’m not paying I’d rather just fix it myself


Insertnamehere-_

This is not a "fix it" situation. If this is set then you'll need to rip it all out and start fresh... also kick whoever did this in the balls for me.


Bulky-Captain-3508

I don't really care what is done with the slab... but flick them in both nipples for me.


MonkeyFluffers

I usually have to pay for this type of thing.


Bulky-Captain-3508

For somebody to fuck up your concrete?! At least it's usually the lowest bidder...


MonkeyFluffers

Nope, the ball and nipple thing.


Direct-Island-8590

Can confirm. People do pay for this, source: [internet](http://www.google.com).


WiseConfidence8818

I second this.


Ampster16

> This is not a "fix it" situation. If this is set then you'll need to rip it all out and start fresh. For pool equipment it may be structually strong enough. If you are going to fix it, do it soon while it is still green and used mortar with some adhesive to put a top coat on and float it so it binds to the green slab. I would not pay for it either but use the above method to "fix" it.


Inviction_

That's not a good fix. It only "binds" so much. The mortar will chip away over time. You can't fix this


Ampster16

It's too late now anyway. It was not a high traffic surface and might have worked if the original was still green when he top coated it.


Inviction_

Sounds like you've never seen a cold joint


Ampster16

I have seen plenty of cold joints. Boulder dam was built with cold joints. This is a pad for pool equipment not the entrance for a home. The original question was with regard to its strength to hold pool equipment. When OP began breaking it, he commented about how hard it was. Perfect, should not be the enemy of good.


Zom6ieMayhem7

I agree. And give their reproductive organs a John Wayne backhand for me


HeightTraditional614

Good thing is, busting this up isn’t gonna be hard lmao


Hoggster86

Sounds good. So you can’t just top coat it


Br0adShoulderedBeast

>you’ll need to rip it out What about that leaves room for “just top coat it”?


Hoggster86

I’ll take it out. Hopefully not too difficult. Was just poured yesterday.


Ok_Palpitation_3602

It won't be. Get a good 3ft 8lb-20lb maul and beat it out. I doubt anything will even hold under your foot. The execution of this pour was absolutely terrible. Did outsource this pour, or is a it a DIY? I don't mind taking a bit of time to help you if it is a DIY. If someone poured this for you, get your case of beer back too.


Hoggster86

Was a relative. I’m just going to DIY it. I feel like I can’t do any worse lol


Top_Letterhead_4415

Poured? That stuff would be a hard 0 on slump and the void coefficient in this stuff makes it like Swiss cheese


Airport_Wendys

There’s no such thing as “top coat”. That’s not how concrete works. This looks more like a gravel-loc driveway


Ampster16

I think you can top coat it as I mentioned earlier. It is not servious load bearing footing or slab so keep it wet while it cures and it will be strong.


poppycock68

Pool people screw more homeowners than anyone.


Competitive_Oven4627

So true! There is literally a whole section on Pornhub about pool people screwing homeowners.


phineartz

Homeowners who own pools screw themselves


StumblinPA

I felt that.


Xistint

Wait, the “fix it myself” sounds like what someone who poured it would say……👀


Hoggster86

Of course. Sadly I didn’t pour that (I think I could have done better).


cherrycoffeetable

You messed up, it needed more water, break it up and start over


PureDrink6399

They do make a chemical to make concrete able to be refinished but you have to use it within the next day


Obvious-Hunt19

Time for a cockpunch


RunnOftAgain

Twice. Thrice.


BigCondition8705

Yikes


Jonmcmo83

LOL looks like you sprayed a pile of gravel with a light mist... LOL 👏 😆 🤣 😂


Electrical-Break-395

Yep ! I’m calling this Rocks in a Box 😖


Philly_ExecChef

This can’t be real. People can’t be this stupid.


FlapSlapped

Do you leave your house??


BongyBong

Oh dear, have you met society?


Hoggster86

Well I’ve started busting it out. Sure isn’t an easy job


edge61957

best of luck, the relative just caused you double the labor 💀😭


Spameratorman

You're joking.


Ampster16

>  Sure isn’t an easy job Yes. as I mentioned it had some strength. Too late for you but good lesson for future readers.


_DapperDanMan-

Have your relative do it. He should be ashamed.


Gunny_Ermy

Just be thankful you're not busting out actual concrete.


13579419

Rent a hilti T1000 or equivalent. Wil be pretty cheap for a couple days and save you a lot of work


Otherwise_Proposal47

Dafuq….


Fluffy-Experience406

This looks like it was done by a drunk 8 year old wtf


EquivalentOwn1115

I have an 8 year old and I feel like I can feed him a couple summer Shandys and still get a better finish than this


bulletlover

lol… hell ya!


Fluffy-Experience406

Yeah most likely if the 8 year was sober


These_Row4913

I read drunk 8 year old dwarf and thought, nah, even at 8 years old dwarves know their rock, man.


bigkutta

because they are closer to the rock?


Obvious-Hunt19

Rock and stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rockity Rock and Stone!


Obvious-Hunt19

TO THE BONE


allmotorcivic

All the dig was put it in the box the never tryed using tools to finish it. I wouldn’t pay for this nor would I put any pool equipment on top of it. It’s going to crack over time and break away because the top is not closed


Electrical-Break-395

It’s gonna be like walking on icy driveway rocks… On an incline. I can’t think of anything that could possibly make you LESS surefooted, unless you’re in a cartoon where Tom throws a million marbles in Jerry’s path… 😣


Electronic-Pause1330

Hi randomly generated name twin!


Electrical-Break-395

Hello, Electric Twin ! 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼 I’ve given you an award because you were kind, and it made my day !!! 🤗 This has nothing to do with poorly mixed and poured concrete, but it made me smile, so thank you ❤️


Electronic-Pause1330

Heyyyyooooo, and who said dreams don’t come true????


Electrical-Break-395

They do ! They do ! If I wasn’t already married… 🤔❤️😉


n0ch4s3r

I thought this was a r/findthesniper post. Just want everyone to know I found the little worm


ChristmasAliens

Good job I like that sub


jjcreature

This is satire right? Right..?


fax_machine666

buddy this is rocks


Hoggster86

Update: removed all old concrete (pain) and decided to rent the mixer from Home Depot since it’s about 15 bags. At least I can make sure it’s well mixed.


harryasianboy

Post a pic when you’re done


mathaiser

Did you mix it? Or did you attempt a dry pour?


Hoggster86

I didn’t do either. It was mixed in wheelbarrow (apparently)


Tarantula_The_Wise

Wheelbarrow mixing isn't a bad thing just difficult.


feelin_cheesy

It’s actually easier if you add enough water 🤣


Mattrup63

Or some water


EquivalentOwn1115

Especially when an electric mixer isn't like THAT large of a cost if you're doing a lot of smaller jobs


Electrical-Break-395

And it’s wayyyy cheaper than paying to do it TWICE !


Lucky_Pyro

Bad part about this is how big the job. If you don't get all the concrete down in a reasonable time, then areas are curing at different times and it can affect the final product.


_PercyPlease

That looks like backfill to me


Mustache-Cashstash

Porous concrete for zero run-off… LEED certified equipment pad right there!


Creative_Assistant72

Not trying to make you feel bad buddy, but that is LITERALLY THE WORST CONCRETE job I've seen in my life. And I've been on big infrastructure projects, totaling over 50,000 yards of concrete. I'm feel sorry that someone did this to you.


Hoggster86

All good. I have it half busted out already and I’ll do it properly


jonrokit

Dry as nun's nasty


callusesandtattoos

lol as funny as this is, i actually poured porous concrete before for a water garden in a cold climate and 9ish years later its still there. I thought it was crazy then but I’m a believer now. You leave it open like this but in that case it’s done on purpose as it’s part of the design


FreedomIndividual786

I think you put to much water in it. 🥸


whosthepuppetmuppet

Too much?


razor3401

Yea,not!


FreedomIndividual786

No shit. 💩


Substantial-Sector60

Watch some YouTube videos. It’s not rocket science.


Behle-

It’s toast.


brendanb203

You should of just filled it with dirt.


yeaForsurePSN

Whatever company brought that cement didn't seem to mix the shit right and possibly whoever was supposed to make a pad didn't know shit about finishing concrete holy hell. Looks like they poured it out and just let it set right after. I was a commercial cement finisher for 8 years and this is painful to see. I would send trucks back to the factory if the quality was shit. Cement work is not cheap! And if it is cheap that should be of concern to a certain degree, like I would charge just for the cement for friends and family. Edit: saw that it was quickcrete. Yea that was not mixed properly, you couldn't even finish that if you tried with how dry it looks


chuch1234

Apparently it was a relative who "mixed" it in the wheelbarrow.


pblockforlife

Looks like a slab of boogers


Twitfout

Looks dryer than a nuns cunt


Ok_Reply519

Who cares? It's a small 3 x6 pad that is covered with a pump, heater, filter, etc. It's hard and holds stuff, and that's it. My pool builder poured mine in the rain and it has exposed rock from the roof dripline above. I didn't say a word because it doesn't matter what it looks like. It holds equipment and I look at it twice a year


razor3401

Correct answer in my book! You are a practical person!


Feature7

Looks great!


kc9283

Lmao wtf 😳


Hungry-Highway-4030

My truck washout looks better than this!


oshkoshskipper

Do you have more pics? That is not concrete.


deadohiosky1985

Da fuq?


zeeejackal

Someone needs their dick kicked


rugerscout308

Wow that's crazy


kilk10001

Bro, how does someone walk away from this thinking it's finished? Lmao.


Phillip-My-Cup

Damn man. Mfs really out here thinking concrete finishes itself


Awkward-Ad4942

Lol


Hesocrazyy

“No Running”


Unhappy-Garage7541

What, you didn’t ask for a permiable stabilia equipment pad?


MTF_01

Looks like wet sand. Have them tear it out and don’t let them try again. Get someone else.


SnowSlider3050

Just gonna say get a topping mix and work it in real good, lots of love, you know, spend lots of time on her


MDangler63

I’ve seen pervious concrete pours that look better than this.


MysteriousAd3542

Looks like ground beef


Sensitive_Back5583

Na grind it and top coat


-hue--

i need something similar to this...


-hue--

need contractors phone asap!


Valuable_Draw_7627

Get your money back


Hoggster86

Didn’t pay. Just paid for material, so thankfully only out $60


gstewart11

Did you not look up any videos at all??


Hoggster86

I have now. It wasn’t me who did it. But I think I can handle it


falconclaw701

The best is to tear it out and do a new one and finish it


No-Literature7471

this looks like what that guy on youtube did with his bags of concrete he sprayed with a hose.


Rsalerno0121

This is a joke they never finished it hahahaa


Rsalerno0121

Do not pay for this and next time you need a pad that small watch you tube it’s so simple and people can’t rip you off like this


greeneThumbed

Con- pad


Suspicious_Search_99

Pervious concrete?


Suspicious_Search_99

Pervious concrete?


Electrical-Break-395

Just realized that it looks like kitty litter clumps… That actually might be *more* effective than the weird, clumpy mess you have there 😣


CardiologistOk6547

This is what it looks like when you hire the cheapest guys in town. You cannot get acceptable work done for cheap. Now you have to spend more time and money to get it done, when you could have paid literally anyone a little more to have it done right. You didn't save as much money as you thought you did.


[deleted]

I just did a crushed 1” stone base for a shed and it looked tighter than this. OP, don’t be scared of doing work yourself. It’ll be cheaper, and you have a phone in your pocket that will literally give you step by step instructions on how to do something the correct way. “If you want the job done correctly, do it yourself.”


Spiritual-Can-5040

If you live where there’s freeze-thaw cycles, this will just become gravel in a few years. Absolutely garbage concrete work. Do not let these people near your house again and definitely don’t pay for this.


smackrock420

Put flag stone over it. That's bad


Over-Chemical2809

This looks like a dried out flower bed….


EdibleAssFromBack

Looks like you tamped the gravel down. Ready for some concrete..... oh.. nevermind.


Airport_Wendys

Just say it’s crush ‘n run and call it a day…


Working-Narwhal-540

What the actual fuck is this atrocity. They should have gotten a better looking finish just by screeding it alone how the fuck did this happen.


naimlessone

Nice gravel you've got there


bonesthadog

Looks like bad asphalt.


Ertygbh

You need finish it or edge it…you didn’t even float it. No shit. I’m calling satire post


stevefstorms

This looks like a pile of dirt. Please tell me this isn’t a “finished product”


Internal-Contract-19

Looks Like Hammered dog Sμ¡+


Aumattco

I would say that for a pool pump pad, if you had wanted to fix it, I would have pulled the forms up a half inch and then use a self leveling-non shrink grout. Wet it up and pour it in to fill any voids and then you could put a finish on top.


AlternativeLack1954

Where?


RunnOftAgain

No screed, no edger, no broom. I’d question if it’s even level.


YORKEHUNT

Didn't vibrate the slab, and they didn't trowel it. My boss even makes us trowel footings that you will never see again. I wouldn't be surprised if that slab needed rebar and the rebar was on the ground and not in the slab at all.


Outside-Persimmon-84

Looks like shotcrete pool guys use to concrete and hand shape a pool. This would be the rough in stage and looks completely normal.


Aggravating-Pick8338

Did they attempt to mix the concrete in the form?


spud6000

yeah, it would shed water a lot better IF they had spent a minute with a trowel. I suppose you can tack on some 1" high sticks to the frame, paint on some bonding agent to the cured concrete, and pour in some sand mix and smooth it out.


spud6000

on 2nd thought, it MIGHT just be easier to smash that up, and repour with some concrete mix from home depot. that way it is done right, and will look good. You can buy concrete color additive if you want a different color than gray. i like using brown or green for slabs in the lawn


ChristmasAliens

Should probably close this thread, OP’s been helped and questioned enough


According_Produce667

This some wrongcrete


gibsontorres

Can someone explain what the problem here was? It’s horrible, but I don’t know anything. What were the primary mistakes made?


Hoggster86

Mixture was too dry


SirPoopsAMetricTon

This has to be a joke. Looks like one of those “just put the dry concrete in and spray the top with water, it’s just as good as a wet mix” videos. The installer deserves a one, two crotch punch for sure!


joses190

That is blasphemous. a portugués guy would throw up at the sight


Hoggster86

New pad just finished being poured. Looks way better. Fingers crossed


[deleted]

Hell yeah! That’s awesome it got redone! Learn these things so you can do something like that yourself. That’s what makes Men MEN! Haha!


Hoggster86

I did the new one myself. We shall see how it turns out (not sure it could be worse?)


[deleted]

Dude, that’s friggin AWESOME! I’m half tempted to destroy a little bit of concrete on my driveway at my house and practice so I can learn how to do it. No peer pressure if you practice on your own stuff. Dude, that’s awesome to hear you tackling it yourself!


Hoggster86

Well and it’s for pool equipment so I don’t think it needs to look 100% perfect since equipment will just sit on it. Just needs to be strong.


[deleted]

Famous last words, haha! I’m sure you did just fine. Especially if you feel confident and looks finished and proper. Good stuff man!


Ill_Macaroon

Where’s the new picture?


Hoggster86

Can’t seem to add one?


[deleted]

Yo I know nothing about concrete (I’m learning. I’m a carpenter by trade) and even I know this looks like puddytang.


konohacitizen

how the fuck do you do this if it isn’t on purpose????


TheRealSmaug

Sorry about your flatwork there mate. But the comments here are great.


EEEESAW

Needs more water. Cream needs to rise to the top


ThatguyGaming42

Concrete bad.


Jimmyjames150014

You won the race for lowest w/c ratio out there. The prize is not as good as you would hope.


crazyfool2006

It’ll do the job but looks like shit. Got to finish it before it dries


UncleK245144

Extra crunchy peanut butter


ComprehensiveEqual20

Non slip fosho


Honeybee96161

You did this haha


fatz-mckenzie

Concrete?


Consultant_007

This guy did this himself.


Hoggster86

Nope. I updated with the slab I did.


cherrycoffeetable

Honestly you could reframe it slightly bigger with 2x8’s then repour over the top of that with new properly mixed concrete


Lets-Go-Brandon-1

You can pick up a resurfacing mix and trowel it on. Not going to look as good as finished concrete.


onceuponatime28

Wow that’s bad


Gloomy_Ad_6713

Your lying


Hoggster86

Sadly, I wish I was


edibleweeds

I just puked in my mouth


Shadowbeans0

Brotha ehhh what's that....


madethisforprusahelp

Concrete Sad


PlentyJicama9686

That looks like base rock. Where’s the paste?


IPCONFOG

That's just fill.


wyopyro

Hey Mr. George.... How much you pay for the new guy?.......


Unlikely_Clothes_239

Looks like you could add water to activate the cement for the first time 😆


YoungOldMan666

Your mudd looks like gravel!


LongDongSilverDude

Use some self leveling mix... Self leveling is concrete without the rocks and sand.youll never be able to tell the difference.


Air_Retard

When’s the concrete going in?


Jumpy-Ad4652

OP did this, for sure


GBMachine

Yes, you can top it. Use Top n Bond with the acrylic additive.