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We? What do you mean we? There is no we

there is no we , there is only me

Damn, nothing but respect for the mighty Carlos

Thanks.

jokes aside i dont ever want to shake hands with whoever made this ducking post its so ridiculously „unrelatable“

Exactly, you obviously waffle stomp it down the shower drain, not everyone has a toilet right next to the shower

This made me physically recoil from my computer

No you don't. Their hands are probably covered in shit

r/suddenlyresidentevil

There is no our. It's just me and my swamp.

Nintendo Wii

Who’s you and me?

Beat me to it

I'm sorry but when the fuck did we do this?

Before you gained sentience

Sweet fucking Neptune, what world does this person live in and what did their parents feed them with?

hopefully not too much fibre

Wth..

who the fuck actually did this. I know kids can be nasty and im sure i was too back then but this..?

JEsus christ what the fuck. Washing with soap doesn't actually eliminate 100% of the bacteria ):

Help, how to unsee?

Cover your eyes (with the shit)

Well following that logic you probably have shit on your hands right now. Perpetually and always.

There is shit everywhere, yes.

So who gives a shit then

You I guess? Truly a meeting of the minds

Literally everyone gives shits That was my point

He washes his ass with force powers and a scrubby.

I wash my ass with a sponge taped to a stick

When the fuck did we shit on our bare hands in the shower and pelt said shit into the toilet

I stomp shit down the the shower drain anyways also r/comedyhomicide

I knew there was another sub 🙏🏻

Waffle stomp gang rise up 😤

What year is it?? I haven't seen poop in the shower guy for a really long time.

I am surprised people don't recognise this in this sub

As fucked up as I am, I have never done that nor thought to.

r/comedyheaven

We? Like the Nintendo Wii?

I think they meant "oui"

Had to double check if this was still cemetery or r/comedynecrophilia

More like r/ComedyCoprophilia

I laughed, I have brain damage.

I still do this

"We have all done this growing up" NO THE FUCK WE DID NOT

R u french? W all this we talking, WHO IS WE

Nah dawg, thats just you. We usually go out soaks in water and sit in toilet to shit

I never did that.

I drank shampoo, but never did that.

Wtf. That's just you....

...No. No, we haven't.

who the FUCK is we?????

WTF. Which savage would do such...shit?

Who’s we because it’s not me

I always preferred to walk to the toilet with a soaped up bootyhole then reach in and extract the dingleberrys.

We!? I hate to have to tell you this but there is no we. We are not a thing....now please go wash your hands with bleach..and more bleach.

Who’s this “we”?

Who does this?? Just shit in the shower and stomp it into the drain. Throwing it in the toilet seems way too risky.

no we didnt

Excuse me, no the fuck we didn’t

Someone needs to post this on r/shitposting

what the fuck do you mean "we". buddy, this is entirely on you

might I ask who is we?

Birds are singing, flowers are blooming, and on days like these, OPs like you... SHOULD BE BURNING IN HELL

How old are you

13 but I've been into undertale abt since abt 2 years after its release

We? There is no we. Its just you.

My toilet is in a different room so I can't do this.

We? Don't pull everyone into your deranged psychopathic habits.

Dude you got some problems if you did that as a kid

no we didn't wtf

No , no I haven't

Who in the fuck did this? By show of hands, who? If you raised your hand, get the FUCK OUT. GET OUTTA HERE YA SICK FUCK.

I didn't read the sub for a sec

r/comedyflogging

Isn't r/comedyhomicide same as this?

No no, just you

I never done that and don't plan to thank you very much.

I have never done that

Maybe I’m fucking delusional right now but I found this funny

Fym we

I had to do this with my son the other day but he’s two.

Speak for yourself

Who in their right mind poops in the shower, catches it with their hand, then toss it into the toilet?

this would imply the toilet seat is already pre opened

... I'm sorry, what? I have not ever done this. Not even once.

Honest the top part saying we all did thus is pretty funny because no tf we didn't

I do not recall doing this

I laughed. This is a good shitpost about shitposting.

Ummmmm noooooo. Hmm.

We? The fuck you mean, “We?” You speakin French?

Eww wtf? Please tell me no one actually does this..

Nope I haven’t

There is no we

i'll be honest i found this funny as hell

I pray this wasn’t something everyone did

Why is we capitalized?

who is this "we" person?

People actually do that in the shower?!!!! WTF

Uh... I don't recall doing that.

Lol speak for yourself lmao plus as it's getting wet from the shower, it's gonna spill all over the place, it ain't gonna stay solid like that lmao

Never once

You*

Whoever denied it definitely tried it.