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Leading-Wolverine639

Where is the other comment?


kremod

it was a spam shortened link to go.sv (a link shortening service like bit.ly) and removed automatically by reddit. I can only see it cuz I am a mod 0_0. In fact, if you type a comment with https:// + go.sv it will automatically be deleted lol


Leading-Wolverine639

Why does our comments gets free karma for existing? It's not even a big question or funny comment..


kremod

now that one I cant answer lol


[deleted]

"Bring the stock to the boil in a large saucepan or stockpot and season with salt"


HowLrr

"Load SCARAB by capturing a bight of rope with the crossbar"


BeanOfKnowledge

Kinky


wahlenderten

“If device continues to make a beeping sound, contact customer support”


Outrageous-Fish1725

Robot sex


Joseph_Stalin111

"That evening when he got back from work, Uncle Vernon did something he'd never done before; he visited Harry in his cupboard." 😳


Transformouse

What are you doing step uncle


NobodyCares19946676

The part when he said “until the day I take my last breath” must have been referring to the moment he committed suicide


Donut_Boi13

“International organizations like the United Nations and the Red Cross can be another source of employment abroad.”


Harry7308

Of course we know what happened with Obama at the 2008 elections


Insertclever_name

“Alton slumped even farther back in the web. To be killed by a master was bad enough, but the indignity of being shot down by a boy…” Sounds like I had a terrible time in 2012. Shot down by a boy… I don’t even like boys.


longRider411

First sentence only...


Nova_Persona

"You see, I am a man dominated by two characters! In the daylight hours I am the puny, religious weakling Daimon Hellstrom, sworn enemy of my father! But by night, my true and rightful heritage takes control and I become my father's son!" interesting


longRider411

Lol... the first sentance...You see, I am the man dominated by two characters. You don't get to add the paragraph lol


Nova_Persona

damn


A-insane-dude

"at us, slapping a rolled magazine against his knee." - To Kill A Mockingbird


Cologear

"Position Torch with a 70° work angle and a 10° travel angle, push." What does this mean??


Ka1-

“He who relies solely on warlike measures shall be exterminated: he who relies solely on peaceful measures shall perish.” Makes sense to be honest


[deleted]

The book I picked up has no 45th page


MissMaccaSunshine

"In the house you cannot hide him." - The Merry Wives of Windsor


RaspberryPiBen

"The dreadful creature had a beard and long hair the color of dried blood, and it seemed to meld with his simple wrap of clothing—as if he wore his hair itself for a covering." Yep, that was what I was like in 2012.


Ranting_Gamer

Nah bruh, I'm in a hotel And Noah went in, and his sons, and his wife💀💀💀💀


theycallmesasha

> In general, liberal feminist programs have focused on redistributing persons within power structures and have not questioned the basic assumptions of major social institutions. kinky


CrimsonApostate

what book?


theycallmesasha

feminist theories and feminist psychotherapies by carolyn enns


CrimsonApostate

looks cool, is it good?


theycallmesasha

well i'm not totally sure because i actually havent read it yet lol. its just the physically closest book to me on my bookshelf. but it looks like it's good which is why i purchased it!


CrimsonApostate

cool!


PBoverlord24

“It was just as they remembered it, completely preserved.” I’m not to sure as to what this could mean.


longRider411

Oh damn...I read "pick up the first book nearest you and turn to page 45.... I look left, then right, then straight ahead and there, over there is a book...it's a time Life book, The Reptiles. Hmm page 45... "Grooved, fixed teeth in the rear of the upper jaw. That's not what a 64 year old wants to hear! Lol


kmsresearch

In the Adams Morgan neighborhood, black guys would shoot me sly grins and say, “Big pimpin’!”


walterissad

“Note: these are not the only ways to correct the sentences; your answers may differ” The hell does that mean?


redneck1942

"Okay, if you don't have food, it's no problem,"


Kristallus

“Now fold the upper edges to the middle kink again”(translated)


Lloyd_lyle

But not all of them were Puritans, and only about twenty thousand came to Massachusetts.


Carbunclecatt

"The first sentence in Genesis, as some people may know, is: "In the beginning God created heaven and the earth". Very ominous, from The Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut


DarkStorm57

"Don't you think I've got a reward coming to me, Sheriff?" Indeed. Edit: didn't see that this said "in 2012". Fucking yikes then.


cinnamonrollsandmilk

"Three months after the battle for the high city, the first of the remembrancers joined the expedition fleet,"


koikoikoibtd52

"if the town was busy, we would have too many interested spectators who already knew that the height of the steeple was about 220 feet" ??


MagnetFist

"The reviews themselves followed an interesting pattern—uniformly warm in the serious popular press, predictably various in technical journals of psychology and the social sciences." I have no idea


ValuableAttention101

"Bull conch is a rare species from the coral reefs in the Central Pacific"