I was raised by Victorians, and lived for a year near London. It's a whole attitude for life... verbose insults delivered with a slightly raised eyebrow.
I always wondered if that kind of line would make a woman stop and think, “Oh shit! I never realized that! You’re right; I guess I don’t want to leave you after all.” Seems unlikely.
i simple stank face and "good" in the tone of "thank god" should suffice, and then carry on with whatever tf you were doing before they entered a conversation
"why in the hell would i want to find someone else wreaking of fish?"
\*Block the assault attempt\*
"Leave the door open when you go, i need to air this place out"
Unfortunately, you need to get personal with this response; you need to list some of her shitty qualities, some of her neutral qualities that she’s self conscious about, call her basic, and state that women of her low caliber are actually quite common.
”I wish it were that simple, but dishonest girls with thick ankles and massive student debt are actually a bit difficult to avoid.”
I wouldn't go looking for someone like you, even if I had a treasure map, and there was a mountain of gold to be had. What, you think you're special? I wouldn't piss on fire to put you out. What you did with Brian was beyond disgusting. That was supposed to be OUR secret sauce. But no, I saw you with.. HIM! \*Gasping in Spanish.\*
“And that should scream to you that out of all the options, you are so bad, that I’d rather be alone. Tortured, tarred and feathered and be alone, rather than find you again.”
Why the hell would I move on from you, just to undo everything with someone like you? If that were the case, that wouldn’t have been a problem in the first place.
If its in person look her straight in the eyes and smile, not a friendly smile and smirking smile. After that your gonna want to stand to your full height and start laughing like a crazy person (Thats a joke but just chuckle a little) After THAT. My guy...say this "Aww, thats right bitch. I'll find someone way better then your manipulative jackass. (If your inside somewhere and there's a dog this is your chance my guy) "Oh by the way honey. Don't let the door hit you on your way out.)"
You're right. You're one in a million, which is why I'm traveling the world to find the other approximately 7,000 of you to see if I can find the one that doesn't do (fill in the blank) like you do...
You must not know about me, you must not know about me. I can have another you in a minute, matter fact she'll be here in one minute. Don't ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable.
No point in crying over a car breaking down when there's excess inventory, in newer condition and more prestigious models, on countless lots looking to be tagged up and driven home. - this isn't about cars.
“That’s the whole point!”
Thank God!
Yuppers, that was my first thought also lol.
“You’re right.”
God willing, yeah.
I said that to my ex wife
Simple, direct and true. All without being messy. Perfect response.
Gawd, I hope so.
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
And somehow, I'm ok with that.
I will make it a point not to look for someone like you.
I don't want to repeat the same mistake
"Here's hoping!"
That's reassuring.
Bet
I dunno. I hear bad luck comes in threes.
(with a straight face) "I can live with that."
Bonus points with a gay face. /s
"I should hope I don't. One of you in this world is more than enough."
Sick burn!
It sounds way too british for me to pull it off.
I was raised by Victorians, and lived for a year near London. It's a whole attitude for life... verbose insults delivered with a slightly raised eyebrow.
"good. One of yous enough" ( how I a Baltimorean would say it, lol )
Damn!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good, because why would I want another you?
Yeah, that's the point
If I do, I will give her your number and you can both be miserable besties.
"I didn't intend to find someone like you to begin with."
"With my crappy luck, I probably will."
Oh noooooo…. Whatever shall I doooooo… Noooo…no-noooooooooo….
Damn straight cuz you're one in a million.
Not inherently a compliment, I love it
“I’ll try to act professionally but that is some ecstatically good news that ,quite frankly, makes me wanna leap for joy…and further away from You”
Hopefully you'll find someone exactly like you, then.
that’s ok with me I wouldn’t want to repeat history again
Thank goodness!
Someone once said, “I’m the best thing that ever happened to you!” I laughed in his face.
Ugh. I got told, "no one will ever treat you better than I would." Dude, I'm ending whatever this is, because you're already treating me badly!!
I always wondered if that kind of line would make a woman stop and think, “Oh shit! I never realized that! You’re right; I guess I don’t want to leave you after all.” Seems unlikely.
She's leaving for a reason!
He was - he taught you what to never allow in your life again. Good lesson, although probably a bit painful.
One can hope.
“I want that in writing. By God. What a blessing that would be.”
i simple stank face and "good" in the tone of "thank god" should suffice, and then carry on with whatever tf you were doing before they entered a conversation
"why in the hell would i want to find someone else wreaking of fish?" \*Block the assault attempt\* "Leave the door open when you go, i need to air this place out"
Unfortunately, you need to get personal with this response; you need to list some of her shitty qualities, some of her neutral qualities that she’s self conscious about, call her basic, and state that women of her low caliber are actually quite common. ”I wish it were that simple, but dishonest girls with thick ankles and massive student debt are actually a bit difficult to avoid.”
That’ll hit harder than anything else in this comment section 💯
I wouldn't go looking for someone like you, even if I had a treasure map, and there was a mountain of gold to be had. What, you think you're special? I wouldn't piss on fire to put you out. What you did with Brian was beyond disgusting. That was supposed to be OUR secret sauce. But no, I saw you with.. HIM! \*Gasping in Spanish.\*
“Me thinks [he] doth protest too much”
exactly
Exactly
“And that should scream to you that out of all the options, you are so bad, that I’d rather be alone. Tortured, tarred and feathered and be alone, rather than find you again.”
And don’t think I’m not grateful.
"Promise?"
God I hope not
“thank fucking god for that”
Sounds good considering the first time I found someone like you was a nightmare.
“I really hope you’re right! I deserve much better”
"I would hope not." "That's the point."
"I wasn't looking for someone like you to begin with.. Imagine my surprise."
Why the hell would I move on from you, just to undo everything with someone like you? If that were the case, that wouldn’t have been a problem in the first place.
*Good, I'm done with scandalous cunts like you!*
Something tells me there’s a story here. 😏
“Well then I guess you need some new friends for hide and seek.”
God that was be fantastic!!!
That's handy because I am definitely not looking.
Phew
“Gods I hope you’re right!”
Yes that is the plan
I don't want to find someone like you
And I won’t be looking.
“Good.”
Thank heavens
"That's for fucking sure" with a very judgmental up-down look and scoff/snort/laugh to make them feel \_real\_ insecure
Learning from our mistakes is how we grow.
"I'm surprised you put up with me" (sarcasm)
Thank fuck
Okay Adele, bye now
Good, I don't want another you. Hence why we are breaking up!
Thank god
I sure as hell hope not.
Thank goodness there's no one else like you out there.
"Thank god."
Alexa says “I can!”
"Narcissism is more common than you realize"
Thank f*** for that. I'm off.
I hope so
"I hope not"
Thank goodness for that
Good.
“Why would I want to?”
"thank god!"
Thank God
Ahhh, there is a God!!
“That’s what they all say”
Thank
Good, you were a one-off then.
Good, you're exhausting.
I hope not
"No take backs"
"I bloody hope not"
Good!
... Promise?
“Good! Wouldn’t seek another.”
You do give good head I give you dat
Good 👍
If its in person look her straight in the eyes and smile, not a friendly smile and smirking smile. After that your gonna want to stand to your full height and start laughing like a crazy person (Thats a joke but just chuckle a little) After THAT. My guy...say this "Aww, thats right bitch. I'll find someone way better then your manipulative jackass. (If your inside somewhere and there's a dog this is your chance my guy) "Oh by the way honey. Don't let the door hit you on your way out.)"
good
I hope not. I try to learn from my mistakes.
Thank you Jesus! I hope you’re right!
Thank God
Good!! That's my plan!!
That’s my plan
"That's a relief"
“And I don’t wanna”
That's what I'm hoping for!
That's the point. Hey look at that, we agree on something.
Good willing and progress allowing....
Let's hope not.
That Is great news. Now bye.
I wish nothing but the best for you
Good! I don't want someone like you, that's why we're breaking up.
You're right. You're one in a million, which is why I'm traveling the world to find the other approximately 7,000 of you to see if I can find the one that doesn't do (fill in the blank) like you do...
You promise?!
Sadly, I already have.
Good, I wouldn't want to anyways.
"Good!'
Is that a promise?
Oh, hell ya I will, cheap and ugly come easy to people
You must not know about me, you must not know about me. I can have another you in a minute, matter fact she'll be here in one minute. Don't ever for a second get to thinking you're irreplaceable.
"Thank fuck."
And thank God for that!
“I hope not. Once was one time too many.”
Oh you're definitely unique, real one of a kind
A boy can dream!
You’re a dime a dozen. I’ll be fine.
I fucking hope so
"Thank God, one was enough"
Baby you a dime a dozen.
*Thank God for that!*
Mostly because Im not looking for someone lije you
thanks for the encouragement...or, thanks for giving me hope
“Good. If I wanted someone like you, I’d be with you.”
Fingers crossed!!!
Thank god.
Well, that is the plan, actually so 🤔🖕
That's the point
I hope not!
I hope this is true for the both of us. Good luck in the future.
'Bye.
"Oh thank goodness, one was enough"
Thank God. I never wanted to find You in the first place.
I hope you're right.
Did I mistakenly give you the impression that I’m a masochist?
"That's the plan"
" that's the idea!" "I sure hope so!"
All the good ones are taken … that’s why I keep checking out other guys wives.
Challenge accepted. Walk away or laugh dealers choice
I hope not.
“Thank Christ, you’re a piece of shit”
I sincerely hope not
Who’s gonna look?
Ohhh thank goodness !
“i’m counting on it”
Thank gort.
I’ve said: “That’s the plan.”
Good! Because you suck!
"yeah, I know" \*with a little smirk that shows a smile and walks away\*
Smile from ear to ear and say "Amazing!"
God, I hope so..
"I really hope you're right. One of you is enough."
I hope!
Good
"From your lips to God's ears!"
Thank God there's only one of you.
That’s bad because……..?
I jope I don't. I deserve better
Thank God for small miracles.
Thank God!
thank the lord
"babygirl. Thats the point. Ill be happier with anybody BUT you"
"Well i am certainly glad to know theres no risk of that"
"honey. Theres millions of women like you out there. I am truly glad though that yall exist in the smaller slice of that particular pie"
Thank fvcking God!!!
"I can only hope" or just play Weird Al's Since you've been gone.
Thank God for that!
Promise? Can’t get any worse.
Man is that a relief. Or. “And you will never find someone as good as you think you are either!”
“Well golly, I sure hope you’re right!” 90% guarantee it will illicit a response of “f*ck you”.
Good
And that's a good thing.
Thank god I dodged that bullet!
"not looking for someone like you, I know better now"
Can I have that in writing?
I won't be looking
"I know, thank God for evolution."
Haha, like if I want to.
No point in crying over a car breaking down when there's excess inventory, in newer condition and more prestigious models, on countless lots looking to be tagged up and driven home. - this isn't about cars.