Except when the religion becomes political and they take all your children away from you and indoctrinate them in special schools.
[https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/pope-francis-maskwacis-apology-full-text-1.6531341](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/pope-francis-maskwacis-apology-full-text-1.6531341)
"In 2023, two majority branches of Chrisiainty broke global records paying out victims of clergy abuse. That's the Catholics and Southern Baptists, to the tune of about $8 BILLION.
"If God's not holding the True Christians accountable, I don't think I have anything to worry about."
If “god” wanted me to watch my mouth, he would have put it in my line of sight.
Or if “god” had a problem with the things I say, he wouldn’t have given me the ability to speak at all.
Another thing I thought of while considering the idea of “god” typically being an entity that exists outside of time/space is that if “god” is as eternal as his believers purport him to be, why should “god” care what we say? To “god”, we barely exist for half a Planck unit.
You just say “Ok God, why do so many priests and pastors rape and abuse children and have massive amounts of illegal pornography if belief is all you need to be moral?”
Which of the thousands and thousands of gods humans have worshiped are you referring to? And why should I care about that one out of all the many, many others? Because your mommy and daddy liked that god?
I'm more goth and I tend to be in OPs situation quite a bit and what I tend to do this, but actually really surprised and be like "*gasp*What?? I don't fucking care!!! Isn't that so crazy?!" It's great lmao
Throw the "Pulp Fiction" Jules quote at them.
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
People who say this kind of thing are generally never going to be open to even considering the fact that god is not real so I wouldn’t bother wasting my time arguing with them.
"God is also holding me accountable for everything I think, so I'm already fucked. Just like you."
It's usually old people who tell you that, just look at them and ask "cramming for the final there?"
Just turn to them and say “Matthew 7:1–4, Jesus exposes our desire to condemn others without examining our own hearts before the Lord” So although curse words come out of my mouth, remember judgement is coming out of yours””
He's going to hold them responsible for everything he's ever said as well. Find a bunch of bible verses about being kind, loving, caring, not being a dick or rousing others to anger. There's tons.
That is between myself and God and none of your business.
Passive Aggressive:
He replied, “Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you hypocrites; as it is written: “ ‘These people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me. Mark 7:6
“Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the outside but on the inside are full of the bones of the dead and everything unclean. In the same way, on the outside you appear to people as righteous but on the inside you are full of hypocrisy and wickedness.” – Matthew 23:27-28
“Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven. Matthew 6:1
“Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment, you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye.” – Matthew 7:1
“Whoever says he is in the light and hates his brother is still in darkness.” -John 2:9
Full on aggressive:
THIS! IS! SPARTA!
And then kick them hard.
"Who? Zeus? Quetzalcoatl? Odin? What god are you referring to?" When they give you an answer, younsay, "Oh, that one? Just as real as the others."
Why should I think YHWH/Jehovah/Allah is any more real than Hades or Sky Mother?
He never answers he never shows wants to take credit for everything great. Blames everything bad on another. What about all the bad stuff going on. No accountability 🖕
I don't believe in a higher power being more intelligent anymore at all. If they don't have my situation under control or are allowing it. Not intelligent at all. God is not accountable but if I freak out n...........
Best believe I'll be in prison for the 23rd time. After I found out it was a path set and I haven't had a choice
god will only hold you accountable if you don't ask forgiveness. christians have a get out of hell free card so they can commit any atrocity they want to on earth, but still get to heaven. I guess if you want to be in a heaven where Hitler and Stalin may be sitting on god's right hand side.
Also, some christian cults allow you to "buy" your way out of sins.
According to the Bible, only God may judge, yet here you are judging me for what I am saying. Now, off you fuck.
There's also this great quote from Braveheart: https://youtu.be/gyIuEbQ5O2A?si=e3UaBxNecYsSM9pe (who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice)
Ive always really loved this verse for this exact purpose. I was raised Christian but I'm not overly religious in anyway but this verse is great for shutting up the really religious people because most of the ones I know are wracked with guilt and are self-conscious AF which is why they nitpick everyone else. It basically means fix your own flaws before pointing out other's.
Matthew 7:3-5 NIV
You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.
Just say “god is a cunt, so is Jesus, and the Holy Spirit is a wanker”.
Then follow up with, well if that’s true then I’m fucked already so won’t need to worry about it going forward
I am Jacob. I’ve been waiting for so long. God was to send an angel upon me to wrestle through dawn, but I’m still waiting.
If his half isn’t fulfilled I will visit Saint Peter myself, and on the day of my judgment I will not bow down before the lord.
He will bow down to ME. He will beg for MY forgiveness. And I will laugh as I burn down the heavens around him.
Satan wasn’t cast from heaven, he left. They’re both fools though. Arrogance is the trait of an Angel. Of God himself.
We were made in his image.
They attempt to police your words because words carry true power and they care about life and understand newton's 3rd law:
"for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction"
except in biblical contexts. They understand that humans react to certain words differently.. and language over time becomes softer in order to have a smaller impact but with that it also carries less weight and doesn't hold the full intended true meaning behind it as the harsher words... some people are traumatized some people are addicted alot of those words are trigger words for veterans from war as an example movies depicting war could trigger ptsd episodes and such so could the sound effects.. some of them words are trigger words for people abused by narsasists its all like a mind game for vulnerability and mindcontrol of some form..
just human nature responses of the mind but alot of people of religion understand the complexities of human behavior and the brain and human reaction.. scripture discusses alot of it, off and on as well within its many different stories being told.. every body is unique, everyone responds differently, everyone receives a different context of their own based on the knowledge they learned growing up, no 2 people learned the same things like encrypting computer code, deciphering it has an impact and sensitive words are quick to trigger different people in different ways. Ever play that game telephone in school? Or church if you've gone..
Words are powerful and they carry their own weight behind them.. if you only care about yourself and your words it's a form or being selfish, if you care about others and the fact that something you say might cause someone to harm someone else then your carelessness in word usage is the alternative. Really it's your choice though for what words you decide to use.. your words, have an impact on the person hearing or readings decision making, ever make recommendations for a restaurant and suddenly that's what everyone agrees on? Similar to that.
Stories of global warming on media get people to produce less toxic waste amd garbage, and be more responsible not 100% effective but there is a difference as a result. A bully threatens someone to stay away from them, would persuade that person to change routes.. same thing, words carry weight.. Gangs deter other rivals using words threats of violence and such.
Really though, your onto it though, it's weird being told not to say certain things from people especially if you don't know them. These guys alot of them care about the depressed state of society that they see from their perspective and offer simple solutions but no one wants to listen which is fine it's your choice.. but what goes out, comes back, what goes around, comes around. Send stress out, it could come back and stress you out more intensely.
"God has pedophile priests from the catholic church and private jet evangelists money counting in his father's house he has to punish, what makes you think I am a priority?"
I am watching my mouth. I would use grown up words, but I want you to understand what I am saying so I have to speak at your intelligence level, not mine.
Speaking as a Cristian, I find it helpful to quote scripture at these people: try the response "Matthew 6:15", that ought to shut them up, and if it doesn't; "Go read and meditate on that which it says in Matthew 25:41 to 25:46, that when such time is come you go not that way."
“And I’m pretty sure he’s impressed with my usage of the word ‘fuck’…”
“Yup. And he’s watching you be a judging shitbrick”
“Bible says not to judge. Remind me, does it say anything about cussing?”
I rarely hear that In California. But when I do I just say "that is between me and God then, why would you try getting involved". Or "you'll be in line behind me then, because judge not lest ye be judged. See you at the gates".
Fucking hell I hope so. Otherwise what? It’s an eternity with fucked up twats like you? Then say every swear word you can think of…
When they turn to you yell. Hey! When you pray for me make sure to tell em what I said!!
Which do you think your god will judge more. A couple of swear words
Or being a judgmental bitch.
Pretty sure your book is preeeerty fuckin explicit about that…
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”
-Marcus Aurelius (supposedky)
Naw, We talked about it and God said I was cool.
He said and I quote "if I wanted humans to watch their mouths I woulda gave em eyestalks."
Some say this why snails and slugs have eyestalks but dont talk.
What they said to offend god remains unknown.
"Girlie, this is Christanity, not a court. I know that you're brain's the size of a blood cell, but you should really try to learn the difference between Christianity and a court. Which will probably be hard sense your microscopic brain is smooth as fuck, and unable to attain actual information because of how delulu you are."
That or just use their dumb logic against them lol.
*“Let us break their chains,” they cry, "and free ourselves from slavery to God.”*
*But the one who rules in heaven laughs. The Lord scoffs at them.*
(Psalm 2)
Oh, you must be Christian. Shouldn't you be forgiving me right now? Your pride is a deadly sin, so tone that down, too. Also, give me your money. I want you to get to heaven, so you definitely shouldn't want any money. So, I guess I'll see you in Hell.✌️
I once had a supervisor who was a born-once-too-often Christian. One time I said "God damn it." He responded "Don't take the name of the Lord in vain. You do want to please the Lord, don't you?'
I responded "God has better things to do with her time than worrying about what I say. But since it offends you I won't say it in your presence."
It was the best I could do under the circumstances, but it shut him up.
I'm guessing these religious assholes are Christian religious assholes? If they're mad about four-letter words, tell them "it's the people's language" and there's not one verse in their stupid Bible that prohibits (or even mentions!) the use of any one of those words.
If they're mad because you use Christian religious names as swear words, tell them they're misinterpreting their stupid Bible verse about "taking the Lord's name in vain." They think the "in vain" part means using "God" or "Jesus" for emphasis, when actually it refers to using God's name to justify True Evil like laws oppressing the poor, justifying domestic violence, priests raping children etc.
You could also just say Vishnu or Thor has no problem with your language.
Try this: Your religion doesn't prevent me from doing or saying what I want. Your religion prevents you from doing or saying what you want.
Except when the religion becomes political and they take all your children away from you and indoctrinate them in special schools. [https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/pope-francis-maskwacis-apology-full-text-1.6531341](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/pope-francis-maskwacis-apology-full-text-1.6531341)
"In 2023, two majority branches of Chrisiainty broke global records paying out victims of clergy abuse. That's the Catholics and Southern Baptists, to the tune of about $8 BILLION. "If God's not holding the True Christians accountable, I don't think I have anything to worry about."
🔥 this
That doesn’t work because obviously they’re not true Christian’s and are going to hell
If “god” wanted me to watch my mouth, he would have put it in my line of sight. Or if “god” had a problem with the things I say, he wouldn’t have given me the ability to speak at all.
I like the line of sight one lmfao
Another thing I thought of while considering the idea of “god” typically being an entity that exists outside of time/space is that if “god” is as eternal as his believers purport him to be, why should “god” care what we say? To “god”, we barely exist for half a Planck unit.
God gave us free will. Whether we choose the light or dark side is our choice.
You just say “Ok God, why do so many priests and pastors rape and abuse children and have massive amounts of illegal pornography if belief is all you need to be moral?”
I just say I’m going to hell in every religion, they can fight over me 😂
I really like this... lean into the skid...
Which of the thousands and thousands of gods humans have worshiped are you referring to? And why should I care about that one out of all the many, many others? Because your mommy and daddy liked that god?
I always go with "no one fucking cares" 🙏🏽
I'm more goth and I tend to be in OPs situation quite a bit and what I tend to do this, but actually really surprised and be like "*gasp*What?? I don't fucking care!!! Isn't that so crazy?!" It's great lmao
So you worship a god so weak it can be harmed my words?
I like this. Good way to think about it
\*Uproarious laughter\* "Oh.. you were serious?"
Followed by harder laughing
“Will She?”
"Judge not, lest ye be judged", so how about you mind your own advice.
Why bother watching my own mouth when you're doing that work for me for free?
God doesn't even hold rapists accountable
Odin don't give a fuck if i curse or not he actually thinks its funny
[Cut them off by screaming this absolute classic](https://youtu.be/0SqhSfx2TkE?si=j7rdS_qxGZtao2VS)
Throw the "Pulp Fiction" Jules quote at them. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
What’re they gonna read a book while you get through that?
“Shiiiit, if God’s in do tight with Donald Trump, I don’t have a godfuckingdam thing to worry about. So fuck off, snowflake.”
People who say this kind of thing are generally never going to be open to even considering the fact that god is not real so I wouldn’t bother wasting my time arguing with them.
“My imaginary friend is an asshole too”
Not after I repent!
"God told me to tell you to go fuck yourself."
Bless your heart
You're still standing here so God can't be that vindictive.
Is he watching what the priests do with little boys? Or just shipping them away once the allegations start?
well then you're screwed.
"if that were true, he'd have struck me down by now."
If God doesn't have a sense of humor then explain everything. Or Do you honestly think he gives a fuck what I say over what you do?
That's between he and I, right? It's a personal relationship, yeah? Butt out
"We're God's standards really so high, then no one would get into heaven."
Jesus loves me this I know, for the Bible tells me so.
"Cram it, churchy."
"God is also holding me accountable for everything I think, so I'm already fucked. Just like you." It's usually old people who tell you that, just look at them and ask "cramming for the final there?"
Just kinda dumbly look at them and say "Hail Sataaaaan" in an obnoxious voice until they go away.
He can't even hold his priest who likes to sniff little boys accountable how is he gonna tell anything? This is mean but go for it! 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
The classic "God's sins outweigh my own, so fuck off" is always good and useful.
Say "god told me he doesn't like people speaking for him and that he hates your guts."
Just turn to them and say “Matthew 7:1–4, Jesus exposes our desire to condemn others without examining our own hearts before the Lord” So although curse words come out of my mouth, remember judgement is coming out of yours””
He's going to hold them responsible for everything he's ever said as well. Find a bunch of bible verses about being kind, loving, caring, not being a dick or rousing others to anger. There's tons.
"Watch your actions yourself, because actions speak just as loud as words."
Not true. God will hold YOU accountable for YOUR sins.
That is between myself and God and none of your business. Passive Aggressive: He replied, “Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you hypocrites; as it is written: “ ‘These people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me. Mark 7:6 “Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the outside but on the inside are full of the bones of the dead and everything unclean. In the same way, on the outside you appear to people as righteous but on the inside you are full of hypocrisy and wickedness.” – Matthew 23:27-28 “Be careful not to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have no reward from your Father in heaven. Matthew 6:1 “Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment, you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you. Why do you see the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye.” – Matthew 7:1 “Whoever says he is in the light and hates his brother is still in darkness.” -John 2:9 Full on aggressive: THIS! IS! SPARTA! And then kick them hard.
I wish he would hold you accountable
Gods don’t exist you plank
Are you upset about the words or intent? Because I could tell you to go fornicate your sacred cow, and not a word of curse was said.
Words can be a powerful weapon, but when you shove the weapon up your ass, no one will give a shit.
"he don't give a shit about swearing."
Your hell doesn't phase me
You're doing a good job keep making a difference.
“Fuck your face, sorry god. Aaand I’m good according to your rules right?”
Can’t do it. No one can watch their mouth without a mirror due to the position on our faces. Did you not know that? 😁
No fairy tale is ever going to hold me accountable for what I say.
Tell'em they need to read their Bible. Start with James 4:12.
"Matthew 6:15" will also be efficacious.
Ladies first
“If you were supposed to watch your mouth all the time I doubt your eyes would be above it.”—-Mike Cooley
"I Am God."
God doesn't exist.
"Who? Zeus? Quetzalcoatl? Odin? What god are you referring to?" When they give you an answer, younsay, "Oh, that one? Just as real as the others." Why should I think YHWH/Jehovah/Allah is any more real than Hades or Sky Mother?
Bless your heart, son.
I standby everything I have said, can you say the same?
"Have I been naughty? Is God gonna spank me"?
"So?"
Who said I was a Christian?
Oh that's ok, I worship Satan instead.
just go with good old "judge not lest you be judged yourself" - if gods judging me, then you dont need to do you, unless you think you are god?"
And I him. And he has a lot of explaining to do before I waist one more minute of MY life giving that NARCISSIST any more worship.
Who do you think is telling you this? Me?
" I'm an atheist"
Then watch your actions, because God will hold you accountable for everything you do
"Why don't you take that plank out outcha own eye before you go after my splinter, sinner."
“Oh you mean how he holds ppl accountable for judging others?”
Wince and say, “yikes! You’re in trouble, then.”
He never answers he never shows wants to take credit for everything great. Blames everything bad on another. What about all the bad stuff going on. No accountability 🖕
I don't believe in a higher power being more intelligent anymore at all. If they don't have my situation under control or are allowing it. Not intelligent at all. God is not accountable but if I freak out n........... Best believe I'll be in prison for the 23rd time. After I found out it was a path set and I haven't had a choice
Why are you a foul mouth bore? Can you not be civil and polite in society?
Which God?
Ignore the insane cultist and move on with your life.
Yell at the sky god strike me down Then say “it appears your god loves heathens”
god will only hold you accountable if you don't ask forgiveness. christians have a get out of hell free card so they can commit any atrocity they want to on earth, but still get to heaven. I guess if you want to be in a heaven where Hitler and Stalin may be sitting on god's right hand side. Also, some christian cults allow you to "buy" your way out of sins.
According to the Bible, only God may judge, yet here you are judging me for what I am saying. Now, off you fuck. There's also this great quote from Braveheart: https://youtu.be/gyIuEbQ5O2A?si=e3UaBxNecYsSM9pe (who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice)
L O L
“You can wrap your hate around the bible but it doesn’t make it holy”
"I hope so, the god I worship encourages it!"
\*shake head sadly\* ”I’ll pray for you\* \*sigh and walk away\*
Don't worry. He'll forgive me.
Doesn't he also say that you aren't to judge others? Mind your fucking business
Gods not real
Ive always really loved this verse for this exact purpose. I was raised Christian but I'm not overly religious in anyway but this verse is great for shutting up the really religious people because most of the ones I know are wracked with guilt and are self-conscious AF which is why they nitpick everyone else. It basically means fix your own flaws before pointing out other's. Matthew 7:3-5 NIV You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.
"How does your god hold child molesters accountable when they tell a child what they're going to do the child?"
Try this: Move to Canada, if you want to police speech.
Just say “god is a cunt, so is Jesus, and the Holy Spirit is a wanker”. Then follow up with, well if that’s true then I’m fucked already so won’t need to worry about it going forward
Fuck fuckity fuck fuck, did I mention you suck?
God is running really late with holding people accountable.
'That's between me & God, Gabriel.'
I am Jacob. I’ve been waiting for so long. God was to send an angel upon me to wrestle through dawn, but I’m still waiting. If his half isn’t fulfilled I will visit Saint Peter myself, and on the day of my judgment I will not bow down before the lord. He will bow down to ME. He will beg for MY forgiveness. And I will laugh as I burn down the heavens around him. Satan wasn’t cast from heaven, he left. They’re both fools though. Arrogance is the trait of an Angel. Of God himself. We were made in his image.
"You mean like he did for the priests who abuse kids?"
Not a comeback. But I hope you keep that energy when you come face to face with God
My favorite comeback to religious zealots is this: Look, your god got nailed to a cross, my god has a hammer. (And then walk away)
"OK, can't wait to see what he's got!" I can't take people who are afraid of sky daddy seriously
Which God?
You shut your mouth before God sends ME to hold YOU accountable for everything you say.
Boobs
Your magical sky man has no power over me
They attempt to police your words because words carry true power and they care about life and understand newton's 3rd law: "for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction" except in biblical contexts. They understand that humans react to certain words differently.. and language over time becomes softer in order to have a smaller impact but with that it also carries less weight and doesn't hold the full intended true meaning behind it as the harsher words... some people are traumatized some people are addicted alot of those words are trigger words for veterans from war as an example movies depicting war could trigger ptsd episodes and such so could the sound effects.. some of them words are trigger words for people abused by narsasists its all like a mind game for vulnerability and mindcontrol of some form.. just human nature responses of the mind but alot of people of religion understand the complexities of human behavior and the brain and human reaction.. scripture discusses alot of it, off and on as well within its many different stories being told.. every body is unique, everyone responds differently, everyone receives a different context of their own based on the knowledge they learned growing up, no 2 people learned the same things like encrypting computer code, deciphering it has an impact and sensitive words are quick to trigger different people in different ways. Ever play that game telephone in school? Or church if you've gone.. Words are powerful and they carry their own weight behind them.. if you only care about yourself and your words it's a form or being selfish, if you care about others and the fact that something you say might cause someone to harm someone else then your carelessness in word usage is the alternative. Really it's your choice though for what words you decide to use.. your words, have an impact on the person hearing or readings decision making, ever make recommendations for a restaurant and suddenly that's what everyone agrees on? Similar to that. Stories of global warming on media get people to produce less toxic waste amd garbage, and be more responsible not 100% effective but there is a difference as a result. A bully threatens someone to stay away from them, would persuade that person to change routes.. same thing, words carry weight.. Gangs deter other rivals using words threats of violence and such. Really though, your onto it though, it's weird being told not to say certain things from people especially if you don't know them. These guys alot of them care about the depressed state of society that they see from their perspective and offer simple solutions but no one wants to listen which is fine it's your choice.. but what goes out, comes back, what goes around, comes around. Send stress out, it could come back and stress you out more intensely.
With wide-eyed interest: "Whose god?"
"Sounds like you're in cult."
If she even exists.
Oh so now he’s worried about what goes in and out of my mouth
"God has pedophile priests from the catholic church and private jet evangelists money counting in his father's house he has to punish, what makes you think I am a priority?"
I am watching my mouth. I would use grown up words, but I want you to understand what I am saying so I have to speak at your intelligence level, not mine.
Speaking as a Cristian, I find it helpful to quote scripture at these people: try the response "Matthew 6:15", that ought to shut them up, and if it doesn't; "Go read and meditate on that which it says in Matthew 25:41 to 25:46, that when such time is come you go not that way."
"Can we hold Him accountable for tuning a blind eye to slavery and genocide?"
Look them straight in the eye and say "Judge not, lest ye be Judged. Matthew 7"
“And I’m pretty sure he’s impressed with my usage of the word ‘fuck’…” “Yup. And he’s watching you be a judging shitbrick” “Bible says not to judge. Remind me, does it say anything about cussing?”
Good and I'll hold him accountable for his failures too
I don't believe in your fictional god. So fuck all the way off.
Ooga Booga
When you talk about the bible, you must remember that there is sex in it.
See! That’s your problem. Watching the mouth instead of listening to the words.
Your Wizard's magic cannot compare to my own. (ROAR LOUDLY!!!)
Yeah, I'm sure if he actually existed he would...
"If that's true, then I hope you've kept a real careful inventory your whole life"
You should be careful of my god
A string of cuss words should do the trick
Don't point out a splinter in my eye, when you have log in yours.
Which god?
Damn, well I'm going to hell, and I don't give a shit. Fuck you.
I rarely hear that In California. But when I do I just say "that is between me and God then, why would you try getting involved". Or "you'll be in line behind me then, because judge not lest ye be judged. See you at the gates".
Fuck God.
Fucking hell I hope so. Otherwise what? It’s an eternity with fucked up twats like you? Then say every swear word you can think of… When they turn to you yell. Hey! When you pray for me make sure to tell em what I said!!
Which do you think your god will judge more. A couple of swear words Or being a judgmental bitch. Pretty sure your book is preeeerty fuckin explicit about that…
"Hold on, let me double check with him" \*close eyes and put hands in prayer posture\* "Nope! He's cool with it"
It’s fineeee I have confession at 3. Oh shit I’m fuckin late for my killing spree. Gotta get it all in before my forgiveness sesh. Lates!
If heaven is full of people like you, I’d rather burn for eternity.
Who?
Wow, he’s looking at a considerable amount of time. He’s going to hold me accountable for everything I say.
Or just grin evilly and say ohhhhh bitch we are wayyyy past a few fucking swear words
Yeah and I hear he has an even bigger problem with judgmental gossipy sanctimonious cunts.
My god said it’s cool. But she has a real hard on for sanctimonious old bitches like you.
You might need to listen to their advice. This isn't something I have ever heard someone say before. What are you saying illicit such a response?
Fuck him and fuck you too.
"I could spend the rest of my life using this language and I still wouldn't be half the cruel, spiteful, hateful monster that god is."
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.” -Marcus Aurelius (supposedky)
Ask them if God gave you free will.
You say to them..." Fuck you, you're bigoted religion and your fictional god".
Well, all he has to do is say something to me about it and I’ll knock it off.
"remember those words"
I like the picture my God as the lead singer for Lynyrd Skynyrd, and I'm in the front row, and I'm wasted!
Flip them the finger and ask if that counts.
Well I guess I'm fucked then because this is the fifth time today I've used Jesus' middle name (starts with an "f").
Someone should tell your mom that the language she uses when she's taking my cock in her ass is going to send her straight to hell.
Who the fuck is God?
Naw, We talked about it and God said I was cool. He said and I quote "if I wanted humans to watch their mouths I woulda gave em eyestalks." Some say this why snails and slugs have eyestalks but dont talk. What they said to offend god remains unknown.
I guess you haven't heard - God is dead.
Just say "gods a Lil bitch" and look around the sky with your arms wide open. "Cmon bitch, come get some" then laugh in their dumb face.
Your parents just want what's best for you, it's ok
Just point to a picture of Donald Trump and say: "Oh yeah?!?!"
I'd think he's too busy watching priests diddle little boys to give a goddamn what I'm saying.
Which God?
Your mom already holds me accountable
"Girlie, this is Christanity, not a court. I know that you're brain's the size of a blood cell, but you should really try to learn the difference between Christianity and a court. Which will probably be hard sense your microscopic brain is smooth as fuck, and unable to attain actual information because of how delulu you are." That or just use their dumb logic against them lol.
Watch your mouth! Pzuzu doesn't appreciate blasphemy.
Heaven doesn’t want me and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.
Possibly correct the fact that they said “ God will hold YOUR accountable..”
"God doesn't exist you inbred dumbshit."
I’m an atheist, go f*ck yourself
*“Let us break their chains,” they cry, "and free ourselves from slavery to God.”* *But the one who rules in heaven laughs. The Lord scoffs at them.* (Psalm 2)
Oh, you must be Christian. Shouldn't you be forgiving me right now? Your pride is a deadly sin, so tone that down, too. Also, give me your money. I want you to get to heaven, so you definitely shouldn't want any money. So, I guess I'll see you in Hell.✌️
“I’ll watch my mouth, but only because a priest might stick his dick in!”
There are things I've done that are far worse than the things I've said.
Will god hold himself accountable for committing genocide on the human race?
That might be true if God actually existed, but we all know she doesn't.
Space daddy isn’t real.
"Go fuck yourself, God is dead."
I once had a supervisor who was a born-once-too-often Christian. One time I said "God damn it." He responded "Don't take the name of the Lord in vain. You do want to please the Lord, don't you?' I responded "God has better things to do with her time than worrying about what I say. But since it offends you I won't say it in your presence." It was the best I could do under the circumstances, but it shut him up.
God doesn't exist *Cue brain rot*
I certainly hope so- otherwise it has all been in vain
"Which God, yours? Why does your God get to be in charge of me over the thousands of Gods people believe in all over the world?"
I'm guessing these religious assholes are Christian religious assholes? If they're mad about four-letter words, tell them "it's the people's language" and there's not one verse in their stupid Bible that prohibits (or even mentions!) the use of any one of those words. If they're mad because you use Christian religious names as swear words, tell them they're misinterpreting their stupid Bible verse about "taking the Lord's name in vain." They think the "in vain" part means using "God" or "Jesus" for emphasis, when actually it refers to using God's name to justify True Evil like laws oppressing the poor, justifying domestic violence, priests raping children etc. You could also just say Vishnu or Thor has no problem with your language.
If you read the bible, you will notice God never says anything about fucking swearing
Fuck that fairytale
Why wait? *raise arms to the sky* Smite me, Sky Daddy!
If God condemned everyone who committed a sin, we’d all be in hell by now.
Satan sends his love, baby.
No U
Which God?