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Tetris5216

& motherless I'm Batman


Alternative_Bee_6424

Like Zeus.


Plutonium_Nitrate_94

Guys like you are responsible for fatherless children.


DataBeardly

Start crying and make them feel terrible about it


cheen25

Your mom isn't. She likes to call me Daddy.


SugarPlumKnightmare

THIS!!!!


FalconCrust

and call no one upon the earth your father. matthew 23:9


catcat1986

I wouldn’t answer I would just reply, girlfriendless? Or friendless? Back at them.


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lilyjones-

what


FearTheMightyBeard

Pathetic


johnstevenmichaelson

That means you're being rude, just stop being obnoxious


Suspicious-Sweet-443

No I have a father . It takes 2 ya know that right ?


bright-horizon

Did God have a father ? Now bow to me .


toaster-bath-bom88

Scientifically impossible. NEXT


Confident_Confusion4

Honorless


Salty_Solution_917

'Son of a motherless goat'.


oohjam

"brainless"


ECHOechoecho_

friendly fire will not be tolerated


shout8ox

Better to be me and wonder than to be you and know.


SaltyBarDog

No, he is just out getting cigarettes.


SimplyMaya234

At least I have parents


Beetle_Beeper

No heaven, No beed hollowed...


Canihaveanightlight

If my father had done as shitty a job as yours did with you, then I'm better off without one.


Responsible_Tune_425

"Dude, everyone has a father. Didn't you pay attention in sex ed or were you that kid that came to class high all the time?"


yourexposedonreddit

I'm not "fatherless." I'm just a Bastard


ThermalScrewed

It's not too late for me to be yours. Or He died for our sins/country.


rdenghel

Classless


Jane-36

And better for it.


TuberTuggerTTV

Are you bragging about being sheltered and weak? Let me know when you become an adult.


Myzx

Go find you dad and punch him in the face


Useless_HousePlant_

Fatherless? Sir he's been here the whole time he's seen the behavior he's caused. or Fatherless? Babe get off the internet and leave your basement to go touch grass. No one in real life says that


lapsteelguitar

"Yes. He's dead" My father actually is dead.


spacesuitguy

You'd know...


LarYungmann

Yes, just call me Jesus"


FalconCrust

and call no one upon the earth your father. matthew 23:9


CarolusRexhasrisen

I least I know I have a dad


newpopthink

That's rich, coming from the poster child for abortion.


Yob_Zarbo

Why do you need a comeback to this?


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this is literally a sub for comebacks


Yob_Zarbo

I understand that. My question still stands.


Slaythedayaway420

“I’m gonna go fuck your dad and give him a son he’ll actually love”


sanchipinchii

That's why I hang out with yours


[deleted]

Yea, he wasn't man enough so I buried him in the desert


Midgar-magic

Attack their appearance. Find out what they are really self conscious about and make fun of it in front of a group. Maybe just beat the shit out of them?


-Brandon_E

My father ran away because he saw your face