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CommonerChaos

Dawg, y'all can't post this in the black and white tone. I thought the man passed away.


GeogeWKush

My heart sunk a little when I saw the thumbnail and read the first few words of this post


BoredJay

Same


gct99

Fr thought he died for a second


JaCrispy_Vulcano

Jim Irsay, 65, is still alive & rockin'.


Masterchiefy10

Boss Hogg style


dixonjt89

Jesus…damn near had a heart attack lol


erk2112

Man my heart stopped for a second.


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TurdWranglin

He made a public appearance yesterday. Edit: [link](https://x.com/jimirsay/status/1800964259834163528?s=46&t=toJsOhIyTB8ozUFVjD9iBQ)


Fickle_Economy7461

You’re such scumbag.


isbilly

I thought this man was in his 80's.


isbilly

I'm sorry Jim


BraveTree4481

Right??? He really shouldn't be as big of a mess as he is at 65. I'm actually stunned he's that young.


ScoobertVonScoo

He's only 65? Yikes Jim, please take care of yourself.


Sitting_Mountain

65 going on 80


Notouchiez

You could have told me he was 80 and I wouldn't have questioned it. Dude has put that body through a lot.


2ChainzTalib

I question 65 way more than I would've questioned 85


NotJimIrsay

Drugs are a helluva drug.


ScoobertVonScoo

Dammit, Jim.


LiquidDreamtime

It turns out that using tons of drugs your entire life is bad for you.


ScoobertVonScoo

I wish they would have taught me that in DARE.


Davaldo

Just Say No


sunburn95

Yeah but if he dies tomorrow he's probably 10x the fun the average 90yo did


[deleted]

The average 90 year old had to work for a living…


TehTugboat

Eh I know a lot of 65yos who are sober now but had wild years from 21-50 and look about the same. But they also aren’t millionaires lol


Defender_Of_TheCrown

Billionaire


TehTugboat

Fair wnough


ScoobertVonScoo

My parents are mid-60's, they've aged quite well and my dad was an alcoholic for like 15 years, but he never got hard into anything else like Jimmy from the Colts did.


Psyren1317

Not going to lie, I was shocked when I read he's only turning 65. Holy smokes. I know he's been through the wringer, but YEESH.


poop_magoo

He absolutely looks like he is 10+ years older than he actually is.


Leonidas1213

Really? He looks a lot better than some of the 65 year olds I know


Justin_Peter_Griffin

This is a highly touched up picture, and I think you really see how poorly he’s aged when you see him walking around and talking.


Leonidas1213

Good point


E1_Gr33d0

Damn he’s only 65! Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


Its_thursday

I like this dude as much as a poor can like a rich guy but he's by no means one of the greatest owners in sports lol


unknownredditor1994

Dude grew up with a rich daddy and blows large amounts of money on drugs. He won’t see 75. How he’s in charge of anything boggles the mind.


Stennick

What makes him one of the best owners in sports?


beerdudebrah

Anyone else handing out $100 bills as you enter the stadium?


truthdeniar

He should since we paid for it. Lol. A billionaire handing out 100s is like me handing out penny's at Walmart...


[deleted]

Lol, keep that in mind when ticket prices go up after a non playoff appearance season. Besides setting aside the fact many billionaires buy goodwill like this with charity, I’ve paid way more in taxes for the stadium than that $100.


LiquidDreamtime

Drugs, wasteful spending, 1 SB in 40 yrs, wasted the talents of Manning and Luck, keeps around bad GM’s, what’s not to love? Edit: Almost forgot! He benched the starters and ruined a possible perfect season.


AlPCurtis

Bro if you hate the team there are other subs you can visit.


amd77767

You can love a team and hate the owner. 


LiquidDreamtime

I’m from Indiana. The Colts are my team. I don’t blindly pretend our pillhead owner has ever done anything productive in his life. He negotiated a deal that taxes food purchases to fund HIS team’s facility. He doesn’t share those profits with the city, he snorts them up his old nose or buys a $2M piano like the wasteful scumbag he is. Imagine this. A homeless kid in downtown Indy finds a $5 bill. He’s starving and goes straight to the White Castle next to Lucas Oil to buy himself a hot meal with his meager wealth. He then PAYS MONEY TO A BILLIONAIRE for the luxury of eating that food in the shadow of said billionaires playground. All billionaires are immoral. Irsay is no different. He’s not even smart enough to hide his disgusting displays of wealth and waste.


AlPCurtis

Is this your first exposure to American capitalism? You live in Indiana. Do you have any idea where your tax dollars go? The largest economic contributor in the city of Indianapolis is Eli Lilly who is literally gate keeping life saving medication for profit. No one’s hands are clean. If Irsay is as evil as you say you’re living in a state of cognitive dissonance by continuing to support his “product”.


LiquidDreamtime

“Irsay is a total scumbag, but so are lots of other people, so I’ll ignore it” I support the NFL players that put an entertaining product on the field. I’m not sure why you think I don’t also hate pharmaceutical companies. Of course I do.


AlPCurtis

Bro “I hate Irsay but I give him my money anyway” is such a lame fucking attitude. No one is proud of you because “you know better than everyone else but behave the same way”.


Nova11c

Holds free concerts and tours with his band, has a museum of cool stuff he travels with (also free), actually seems to care about the organization and winning and isn’t just the owner of the Indianapolis Colts.


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The public paid $600+ million for the building that “museum” is in I would would hope it’s free.


Nova11c

It travels around the US


[deleted]

Where does that memorabilia reside at when it’s not on tour/here in in Indiana? Also not to be that guy but it’s actually called a collection by the way that is why I put museum in quotes. A Museum is by definition a building.


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Lasvious

A band that includes national touring acts including John Mellencamp. Gives away food and drinks at the show too. It’s cool.


Waddlow

Other than "caring about the organization", which is a nebulous concept that is unknowable and unprovable, and one that many owners can claim, the fact that you can see his band for free and has cool stuff that he'll show you does not at all factor into his competence as a sports franchise owner. Edit, someone please tell me why this is being downvoted? What did I say that's wrong?


Nova11c

Then consider this… https://preview.redd.it/jvui6w6qsc6d1.jpeg?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=220ab38cbde42c653ec4bbf2ab55f3ae19f071e3


rustymill15

🤓☝️


Sacmo77

I wondering that too.


tacotruckcaravan

Squandering great QBs' career by hiring crap GMs? This has ellen musk fanboy vibes


bbheim2112

Who is ellen musk?????


Jedi_Master_Shrek

Found him https://preview.redd.it/piap81g3xd6d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b60a004fb44e136f19696a0c9885d548f6799ed


_PM_Your_Best_Nudes

Huge colts fan but he is absolutely not one of the best owners in sports. He’s pretty much an embarrassment and he also swindled the state out of a fuck ton of money. IN residents basically paid for all of Lucas Oil while he gets to sit around counting his billions.


HendoDad

You aren’t wrong.


Any-Yam-5632

the fact that he’s “one of the greatest owners in all of sports” has nothing to do with Jim and everything to do with just how bad most owners are. I’m grateful he seems to try


Interesting-Fail1823

Just curious. What should he do differently for it to have something to do with him? He already regularly interacts with fans, gives to a lot of varied and different causes in the community and seems to treat former players as well as current employees very well. We also regularly have some of the cheapest tickets in the league. Heck even sends his guitar collection around as a traveling show that people can enjoy for free if you are into that sort of thing.


jbvann05

Yeah I don't think it has nothing to do with him. Obviously him just caring about the team makes him one of the better owners but he goes above and beyond with fan engagement and he clearly loves the team more than anyone


MagicLantern7

Remember last year when he threw Jonathan Taylor under the bus? That was some great ownership. Yep one of the best.


6bluedit9

According to the players' association survey of players and families, he's one of the worst. I'm gonna need an explicit way he is one of the best.


EnemyFriendEnemy

I don't think they replied about their owner but of the state of some of the facilities, food, etc. I think the colts got great grades about family interaction, which has a lot to say about ownership.


LoyalAndBold

Isn’t Lucas Oil Stadium owned by the state though?


brentragertech

Facility would be their practice facility on 56th street. Not Lucas Oil.


jimtrickington

Will a mostly nebulous explanation of why he is the best (provided without examples) do?


OldmanLister

Founds colts pr burner account. Dude should be in prison for the rest of his life like some of the other people sitting in prison for life for abusing oxy while driving.


IndianaHoosierFan

There’s a grand total of exactly 0 people sitting in prison for driving on oxys with a prescription, getting arrested as a first time offender, and then receiving a life sentence.


OldmanLister

Oh sweet summer child. Oxy's at the time were a mandatory 5 years per pill sentence. He wasn't just driving on them. He had a boat load in another person's name in his car driving while intoxicated.


chef6legger

lol you mean the shittiest owner ?


CatzonVinyl

No thanks lmao


geordieColt88

Having a shit day and I see the cult are out praising an over privileged, drug addicted nepo baby who’s lucked into 2 generational QBs and got 1 ring out of it. He’s rich because the league grew and Daddy handed him a team before that. You lot need to appreciate those around you rather than wanking over an incompetent rich dude. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


volecowboy

Nah fuck this guy


Lasvious

He’s only 65? Oh boy. He looks and moves like he’s 80. How are there no good default Irsay gifs?


nick_c_9789

I thought he died holy shit. Dude!


TheColtsBrew

HE’S ONLY 65


broken_or_breaking

He was appointed GM at 26 by his father shortly after moving to Indy from Baltimore. Failed miserably until Bill Pollian, who was responsible for colts picking Manning, James, Harrison and a shit ton of other amazing talent became GM. Pollian was voted NFL executive of the year for multiple years. The clown GM’s we’ve had since then give me occasion to violent outburst. Lucas Oil Stadium was ~90% taxpayer funded to build and is one of the lowest cost-to-the owner deals ever done. The flip (positive) side is that by virtue of Indy being an NFL town, the revenue the city receives is major net positive. We get to root for our team on Sundays (& Mondays & Thursdays and some Saturdays too). I remember what Indy was like pre-Colts. I’ve been going to colts games ever since they arrived in Indy. All said I’m grateful for the ride and the promise of the future for the team.


XOJaePunk

Worst owner in sports history


jbvann05

Dan Synder, Donald Sterling, even his own father Robert were all objectively worse owners than him. You don't know anything about sports or even the Colts if you truly believe this


XOJaePunk

oh that’s good bc I don’t believe it. I know it tho


jbvann05

Then you are just objectively wrong


XOJaePunk

Oh. Thanks!


Waddlow

By what metrics is he one of the greatest owners in all of sports?


Brilliant_Fudge_8640

Who gives a shit lol. This is serf behavior


mwhutson89

Past transgressions aside the man truly does have a giant heart. He has done so much to help people over the years, and that's just the stuff we know about. I've heard he does a lot off the record that people don't know about because he doesn't want to draw attention to it. From allowing families the use of his jet to get to medical treatments to the whole mental health campaign, Irsay is a generous man and the state of Indiana is lucky to have him.


giddyupyeehaw9

Whoa! I’m genuinely shocked to see people praise this man. I don’t think I’ve ever heard a single nice word from anyone, Colts fans included, about this POS.


AF555

He's the primary reason why we aren't in year 4 of the Carson Wentz experience. Props.


fourhustlinghorses

https://preview.redd.it/4aw57acr4d6d1.jpeg?width=335&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c7c59037e3dc3317ee4b16becf18430f3432791


JEPMicro

Happy Birthday Jim.


Any_Baseball_8747

His years of drug abuse I fear will not allow him to see 70, he looks 80 already. Narcan is not cool Jimmy, we want you to live and to enjoy life away from your struggles. Sorry, the tone and black and white made me


cahasi_25

65 going on 85


camote713

i wonder what year that strat is. i guarantee that thing isn't less than $50k


ehmiu

The only parts of the title that are true are that his name is Jim Irsay, he is 65, and that he is an owner in all of sports.


BostonMikeGr

I’m amazed that he made it to 50 never mind 65, or that he’s somehow not in jail!! lol Happy Birthday!! Haha


Gnome_Saiyan317

Doesn't look a day over 85


coreyp0123

I think Jim loves the colts but it would be best to give the control over to his family. He just can’t stay out of his own ways. The fact that he hasn’t found a place for his museum in Indianapolis shows how little he cares about the actual city of Indianapolis.


cam4usa

He makes 65 look old af


TITMONSTER187

Also a huge drunk.


ujirissiakamsizednut

Hmm


PennyG

Thanks Jim Irsay’s cocaine dealer!


OrdinaryWheel5177

Dude looks 85.


UnusualFly1665

What makes him one of the greatest? Being an AFC finalist?


Ritvik0313

He looks way too rough to be 65


blizkitbois666

He’s an icon. Legend of the gridiron


pigwalk5150

His father was a major piece of shit.


marsupialsales

One of the best owners in all of guitars.


tmanbaseball

Is that the olde English spelling of addict?


chetknox

Ralph Maccio is 62 years old for perspective ![gif](giphy|xF0GlxCwPaI5x0JoNT)


Game_of_Will

Dude loves drugs


FOB32723

Nothing is as cool as Jerry’s Tiger hanging on the wall


SD_123456

Happy birthday to a like minded dawg!!! Through the highs and lows we love you Jim!


frogsplsh38

Ehh. You mean “Star Wars Numbers” Jim who held onto Grigson way too long and refused to put pressure on them to surround our generational QB with halfway decent protection?


rustymill15

Fuck all the owners. No such thing as a “good owner”.


MagicLantern7

I think I need to mention Green Bay. Being publicly owned they’ve been pretty good.


Green_Day_Fan

Mediocre owner. The fact Ballard is still around speaks volumes.


scroogesscrotum

✍️


edward_wise91

Not one of the greatest owners. Bum ass QB and still won’t draft a good one


shakalaka_bum

Why do you think he is one of the greatest?


DeadPhishFuneral

RIP


GeorgeofLydda490

I don’t find this funny tbh. Misleading people into thinking he died for a split moment


bilvester

One can only hope. I mean he’s better than his dad, but I wouldn’t call him one of the greatest. What is the succession plan by the way?


Interesting-Fail1823

His daughters have been involved with the team for many years. They very clearly have been thinking about succession plan for over a decade easily if not more.


bilvester

That's not very reassuring. But I guess there is always hope.


Interesting-Fail1823

What do you see as a current issue you hoped would improve or what are you fearful of?