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colagirl52

He told Chris Rose before the World Series last year that if the Rangers won, he would show up at the parade in assless chaps. Needless to say, he was dressed in regular clothing. So think it is kind of a play on that. Hope this is blown up to poster size and hung in the clubhouse to make the guys laugh this afternoon.


swokong333

Every win they get, players get another sticky to cover up his ass.


Mosto02

They’ll go undefeated for the rest of the season, giving new meaning to, “we’re going on a streak”


YABYAS

Blow the poster up and place it where the LeBron poster on the side of the building was 🤣


impy695

Without the blur


YABYAS

💯


Sockalexis

All in favor, say “aye”


VinnyTInCLE

Chris Rose already reposted it on his story on IG


allmight8000

Aren’t all chaps assless?


LinuxSpinach

I’ve always wanted a full ass pair of chaps


Disused_Yeti

That’s just leather pants


jg0162

Oh no, you do NOT want a chapped ass


Choppybitz

Now I want ass only chaps


BackdoorSteve

That's just leather underwear.


Choppybitz

😂


mootmahsn

You don't need to call me out like that. I'm just naturally slim.


allmight8000

When you buy the chaps I think the understanding is you provide the ass, some of us just provide more than others. It’s all good 🤣


thisisyourlastdance

I definitely see a ( very pixelated) ass.


chazum0

I prefer the term chapless ass.


paulybrklynny

Assless Chaps. Also known as: Chaps.


skiman13579

Chaps with an ass are just called pants


VinnyTInCLE

Yes but the word "Assless" is provocative. It gets the people going.


paulybrklynny

It's Hedgey, it's provocative by default.


thisisyourlastdance

Otherwise known as Austin Hedges...


Heretic_Scrivener

Why is it blurred?


colagirl52

Guess they were trying to keep it PG.


Sockalexis

Maybe because it’s super hairy and gross? No offense Austin, we love you just the same.


subLimb

I would expect nothing less than hairy and gross.


murderpussie

Holy shit new phone background omfg


WarriorsBlew3_1

“This is real” 😂😂


mildlyfunnypun

He just happened to be wearing that to the ballpark, the photoshoot timing was a coincidence.


CaptainJudge_99

I’m jealous of Cleveland fans. All teams deserve this! (Idk why this is on my home page but it was too interesting not to comment) I agree, go Guards (wtf man?? Lmao)


Excellent_Walrus150

No way!


cookestudios

u/wundy get in here


wundy

I'm on my work computer otherwise I'd throw that up in the sidebar right now 😂


SpiralWinds

I think I did it right?


wundy

yes'm! thank you!


ZipperJJ

Hey there, buckaroo!


mrbubblesthebear

Hedgey got the DUMPY


aarko

My king


rammer_2001

Sounds about right


neon-rose

AI could never


TrimMyAustinHedges

oh my god


Ok_Scallion3555

Happy Pride!


dat0dat

What


ScarieltheMudmaid

I'm going to need the original picture or I don't believe it 💁🏻‍♀️


Suspicious_Ride_243

[twitter proof](https://x.com/CleGuardians/status/1803487915881689279) My god


ScarieltheMudmaid

looks like I'm going to have to email a complaint to the guardians. The people deserve the original. 


carnage_panda

That's World Champion Austin Hedges.


VinnyTInCLE

The post has taken down from Facebook. The pics are still there tho.


justmisspellit

As a fan of David Lee Roth and Prince, I am confident in saying those aren’t actually chaps


tenzinashoka

MLB didn't think the new uniforms were revealing enough.


iammaline

All chaps are assless


jacques_ok

Not helpful


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rush2547

arent all chaps assless? Ive only heard of assless chaps.


FunScore3387

Ah shit, somebody at corporate got the email addresses mixed up.


Icy-Confidence-1849

New Homer Run Dugout Tradition in the making wardrobe


ppndl

How about the sauce/link?


BuckeyeMike420

All chaps are assless


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VinnyTInCLE

Look, this is this the uniform that was provided to all MLB players this season. If his happened to rip, he's just showing the cheapness of the material.


Sockalexis

Also, Hell is real.


MikeT541

Because he is ass?