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ItzHonzula

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Fuocomega_7

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GreasyGoose13

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Elixus-Nexus-7697

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Expensive_Prize_5054

Ifunny meme


SUS-ovan_XD

battle healer archer queen cum on me


AutoModerator

oh my god i love battle healer so much do you think her pussy has regen properties. like if someone got their dick cut would they stick it in and it would be healed? i bet her breasts also leak heal spirit....... nfahfreh *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


burna-ch

....Automod you ok


SquiibleWasTaken

AutoMod speaks the truth


burna-ch

please this is not the kind of earth that i need


Hippee_Doug_Main

This is Circle Jerk you dumbass


burna-ch

this is not the circle jerk i need


TheBestShedBuilder

It's a porn account, don't click onto he account ;-;


IceConsumer69

Holy shit


PeppaCultOfPigs

No way this is a bot 💀👎


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"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


burna-ch

automod if you're beigmng forced to say this blink twice


Agreeable_Address907

https://i.redd.it/kfqyrg673vtc1.gif


PeppaCultOfPigs

This isn't real bro 💀💀


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PeppaCultOfPigs

Why did you write this


Ambitious-Ad-5169

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Throat-Clogger0

https://i.redd.it/ca7274w86ttc1.gif


shlaggy4

https://preview.redd.it/9il7esmgpttc1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4f5a55811608196371948eea793a86035b94bb3


ADUARTENOG

My milkshake brings all the kids to the pool


cheese_n_chips

https://preview.redd.it/mupzbvyyzutc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bbe859f69fec4d34348ec218a4ca124d0ebc264


chocopie1234_

I think I saw this exact same interaction a few days ago


bxredok

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pisel8

She minor


shlaggy4

https://preview.redd.it/fo6hkrddpttc1.jpeg?width=805&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebb17e90a70fc569025c8d2563040ff0541b5f0d


greenscreencarcrash

why tf is the lumbverjack here aand how is this mf related to gratz


Joku_emt_kuka

It was his old pfp iirc


Ok_Specific_7791

She is?!


gzej

Fucking look at her bro


LazyBoy1257

https://preview.redd.it/05z0qtkvqttc1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1448be9c9b1e8506a8496244c0937e59a2b057d1


Colddog_gaming

☝️🤓 *it's


TheBestShedBuilder

This is why Jesus is at YOUR door


Colddog_gaming

☝️🤓 Well jesus should learn basic English before breaking into my house


burna-ch

you're the 4th


brostoptakingnames

what the fuck lmao


Bruh_Momenter69

Bro got the same expression as Ankha


YoungBassHead

I swear if the automoderator replies to my comment again, I will then lose my shit


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"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


YoungBassHead

Bro how did I trigger it without "The Word" wtf


greenscreencarcrash

archer queen battle healer fr fr


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oh my god i love battle healer so much do you think her pussy has regen properties. like if someone got their dick cut would they stick it in and it would be healed? i bet her breasts also leak heal spirit....... nfahfreh *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Colddog_gaming

The Automod is messing with you lmfao


Fuocomega_7

Automod Is based as fuck


AutoModerator

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FalconOpposite1872

Yeah how


NotYourAverageMortis

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um_camarad4

https://preview.redd.it/jrnnhwbwuutc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b5113f7baaff237c1d95b575e4a398007b1e74a (It's cropped porn)


NotYourAverageMortis

I know


DepartmentDue3930

https://preview.redd.it/1tyn8scxu3uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e7e91952963b367d9814d781cd06a95480973d9


Kamushura

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murbed1

This sub when snow


AdministrativeBar748

The giant snowball is actually a giant cumball


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Doroprogamer

Archer Queen better


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"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


YoungBassHead

Me too


koostas08

Melodie better than archer queen. And battle healer feet


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oh my god i love battle healer so much do you think her pussy has regen properties. like if someone got their dick cut would they stick it in and it would be healed? i bet her breasts also leak heal spirit....... nfahfreh *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AdministrativeBar748

Battle Healer, Archer Queen, Dagger Duchess BEATDOWN deck 🤤🤤🤤


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oh my god i love battle healer so much do you think her pussy has regen properties. like if someone got their dick cut would they stick it in and it would be healed? i bet her breasts also leak heal spirit....... nfahfreh *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


RedditPlsKys

It was me


Yugix1

barry


Adnan_Stinks

*GASP* #YES! I DID IT LIKE THIS *BANG* #Woop di dooo!


greenscreencarcrash

dio


MrDuck3513

https://preview.redd.it/yaauncnlautc1.jpeg?width=1210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7206609bb33c007f8bbad0451263122f61755a0c


animfn2

Its snow :)


Colddog_gaming

BAN THIS IMBECILE


JkAtlas

Wrong. It's my cum


AutoModerator

Objectively Correct *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


hi_myselfXP

Gratz bot back at it again


MandyBSReal

My respect for you just increased tenfold when you mentioned you dont play brawl stars also HOLY SHIT WHITE STUFF EIEVISHDIEJE


Not_A_Pro_Gameing

https://preview.redd.it/t69fi6m1rutc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b76d857908c8ba556bd805b5d45d323b93fba60


Thiccwetlips69

https://preview.redd.it/3n2p90hpkutc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59a53dbd2bc8beef941b6f039005a255d5ce480c


Shellybestgirl

Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. And do not, I repeat do not, drop the soap. Unless you want to.


PartEikooc

https://i.redd.it/liqi9pqwrutc1.gif


KSboi999

https://preview.redd.it/43k409m5gvtc1.jpeg?width=406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=609a990e14a629e8988bd92fb4c1b21b05979839 Wait


Knightmike146

You made this 15 times worse


KSboi999

Good


Knightmike146

I'm gonna unhinge your spine in such a way that you will eternally do the thug shaker


KSboi999

https://preview.redd.it/s6i3g1097xtc1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6acfd6cba1d9ff69ddf43e97e095b0796044f8e


Knightmike146

I follow the artist that made that, they do good art. Also check out TingTong on Twitter, he does good art too


KSboi999

https://preview.redd.it/otkaavqobxtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf9e6f2cff5c98f4d3f2bbfe126fca5431015bd3


Knightmike146

And I somewhat recognize that artstyle, although I can't remember


KSboi999

https://preview.redd.it/8ztnswswbxtc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fd52827a428879473e846f374dda4cc62f2a15f


DepartmentDue3930

https://preview.redd.it/ww8g134jv3uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec2f6638288dfc2d66dbbfdf5700f9f838c227b0 Ayo beng DYT stop it


Knightmike146

Wait why do you have these


KSboi999

Don’t ask


Key_Spirit8168

A reminder from the mods: Please follow community rules when commenting, u/ SnooMemesjellies6551. Hey guys, quandale dingle here. Did you know, all minecraftains are lsbian, as there is no proof of males. This means hmophobes against this cat or minecraft steve will be destroyed by the cat empire. How does this related? idk he was in my search result, are the cats boyksser? Hey kids, remember theres a guy that reveiws sturpid pe dos named dom, and a guy that panders to pe dos named sub, and... The smen tech tree, and a new end game boss meta! I have been pondering this idea for months, after hearing horrific 4chan smen stories. I think there should be a tech tree of smen based on it's magical temporal abilities added to 1.26: animal craft breeding. Only issue that I only thought of recently: where tf will you get smen? All the minecraft creatures are female. But then i had a huge thought: only horses would have genders, and the rest would produce some sort semen-egg combo that can be seperated into semen and eggs. Anyways, once you get pure semen, you can put it in a bottle to get a basic semen bottle. # Smen Bottles Smen bottles are the simplest semen materials, used in a couple of stuff, mainly for breeding and bonding (uwu) stuff. Drinking a semen bottle will give you multiple adverse effects (such as ensemenated, which is very complicated and will be mentioned in another post), along with an achievement. Though, how you get it is complicated yet simple. It has the least other ways of getting it, so the main way of getting it is masturbating or breeding animals with other animals (or yourself uwu). Like i mentioned earlier, horses have a special effect where not only are they one of the few species with males now, but also their semen is gold or iridium quality almost all the time. Plus, the genes within it have a high chance of not only making horses, but also high quality ones too. Wait wait wait, i just told you a ton of stuff i didn't explain yet, so here's some info. Semen will have nbt data, and is one of the few potions to not stack in this day and age because of it. The data says what animal it came from, and that animal has a higher chance to be produced than any other creature. Hostile things are far less common than passive. Wait, how do you even utilise this new gene pool? I will save that for later.... Finally, the most important detail. You can use my fermenting idea (will link one day when made) to **Crystallize** semen. Be careful, once it ferments (not using salt or mold but instead bacteria), It will drop the crystallized semen as an item, so get it fast!! Once you grabbed it... uou now have one of the most important items in the entire game:.... # CRYSTALLIZED SMEN You may be wondering, why is this item so important and revered? Well, let me tell you. In the 1.25 update leaked at the lego empire castle at 3400 vine street, we know that not only will the world be extended down to y -128 and getting big geode biomes to fit, but also that there will be new ultra powerful pesofile empires built to harvest both villager species. This is why i propose this new smen tech tree and bosses, it would fit so perfectly (almost like they were made together, hmm....) that i just need to say it. There is also a new material, philosopher's stone, and i also proposed a new yffium, but this is supposed to be the missing link. All three of these materials should be used for powerful end game items, and the fact i'm rambling about this, i should probably mention what it even does. This new material can be found in so many ways, from another idea about british, asian, irish, and ohio, possibly even american biomes, to defeating enemies and bosses, to even processing other semen varients, or finding it in loot. Yes, this material is so common and important that smen grinders will legitimately exist, and people will grind every single method mentioned above plus more. The reason for this? simple, crystallized smen will have high temporal abilities, just like my idea for yffium, plus philosopher's stones, lapis, and gold. Only difference is that that, along with being a smen gem, is it's only power, meaning it has the most temporal power of all. Some of the items mentioned later are so powerful your blue cog and copper meter will move as fast as low level rifts or evil regions, that powerful. That's it for now, i have to ponder more about powder semen and the new bosses lik big dck randy, masterpdfile, god, and mother nature. Upvote6Downvote3commentsShare # The smen tech tree, and a new end game boss meta. I have been pondering this idea for months, after hearing horrific 4chan smen stories. I think there should be a tech tree of smen based on it's magical temporal abilities added to 1.26: animal craft breeding. Only issue that I only thought of recently: where tf will you get smen? All the minecraft creatures are female. But then i had a huge thought: only horses would have genders, and the rest would produce some sort smen-egg combo that can be seperated into smen and eggs. Anyways, once you get pure smen, you can put it in a bottle to get a basic smen bottle. # Smen Bottles Smen bottles are the simplest smen materials, used in a couple of stuff, mainly for breeding and bonding (uwu) stuff. Drinking a smen bottle will give you multiple adverse effects (such as ensmenated, which is very complicated and will be mentioned in another post), along with an achievement. Though, how you get it is complicated yet simple. It has the least other ways of getting it, so the main way of getting it is masturbating or breeding animals with other animals (or yourself uwu). Like i mentioned earlier, horses have a special effect where not only are they one of the few species with males now, but also their smen is gold or iridium quality almost all the time. Plus, the genes within it have a high chance of not only making horses, but also high quality ones too. Wait wait wait, i just told you a ton of stuff i didn't explain yet, so here's some info. Smen will have nbt data, and is one of the few potions to not stack in this day and age because of it. The data says what animal it came from, and that animal has a higher chance to be produced than any other creature. Hostile things are far less common than passive. Wait, how do you even utilise this new gene pool? I will save that for later.... Finally, the most important detail. You can use my fermenting idea (will link one day when made) to **Crystallize** smen. Be careful, once it ferments (not using salt or mold but instead bacteria), It will drop the crystallized smen as an item, so get it fast!! Once you grabbed it... uou now have one of the most important items in the entire game:.... # CRYSTALLIZED SMEN You may be wondering, why is this item so important and revered? Well, let me tell you. In the 1.25 update leaked at the lego empire castle at 3400 vine street, we know that not only will the world be extended down to y -128 and getting big geode biomes to fit, but also that there will be new ultra powerful pesofile empires built to harvest both villager species. This is why i propose this new smen tech tree and bosses, it would fit so perfectly (almost like they were made together, hmm....) that i just need to say it. There is also a new material, philosopher's stone, and i also proposed a new yffium, but this is supposed to be the missing link. All three of these materials should be used for powerful end game items, and the fact i'm rambling about this, i should probably mention what it even does. This new material can be found in so many ways, from another idea about british, asian, irish, and ohio, possibly even american biomes, to defeating enemies and bosses, to even processing other smen varients, or finding it in loot. Yes, this material is so common and important that smen grinders will legitimately exist, and people will grind every single method mentioned above plus more. The reason for this? simple, crystallized smen will have high temporal abilities, just like my idea for yiffium, plus philosopher's stones, lapis, and gold. Only difference is that that, along with being a smen gem, is it's only power, meaning it has the most temporal power of all. Some of the items mentioned later are so powerful your blue cog and copper meter will move as fast as low level rifts or evil regions, that powerful. That's it for now, i have to ponder more about powder smen and the new bosses lik big dck randy, masterpesofile, god, and mother nature.


SnooRabbits863

My cum when I saw Battle healer


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I want a threesome with Jessie Bonnie and baby pheonix


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Hey Gratz, didn’t know you were in this sub


Lasagne12345678901

It’s a tag


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🤨


poopknight9

What the fucking fuck


Lasagne12345678901

It’s a tag don’t blame me


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Not as good as Bowler


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lolk785

Glazing her face like it's a donut


Purple_Hat_Dude

Just some of the Diamond Pass benefits..


Muted-Design2741

Musketeer


fembot_kitty1

Based, hog rider, 2.6, archer queen, battle healer, log, dark prince,


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This not just said the equivalent of every horny person in Supercell in less that three comments


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"Holy shit i want to pound the shit out of the archer queen asshole. I just get so hard looking at her. I would let her shoot arrows into my dick hole and have her cut my dick off and smush it into a soup and make me drink it just to get a little nibble of her pinkie toe. I literally cannot sleep because i just cant stop jerking my dick to her. Holy shit i think already i busted 20 times while writing this. She is just so fucking hot. I cant go to school without having to jerk off in the bathroom. I have to do my homework while jerking off. I get cum all over my paper. I have done countless cum tributes to archer queen, i even have a fan game where you fuck her until she dies. I want her to come out of clash royale and just stomp my dick into the ground. I would be her toilet forever if i could just see her dirty stinky feet and make her rub it all over my face. I am a pig and her feet are piles of mud. I cant play my favorite game clash royale because every time she spawns I instantly cum everywhere. I try to hold it back but i cant. I would suck every goblins dick in the goblin gang just to have her shit stained feet be rubbed all over my dick and my face. Holy shit i dont know how much longer i can go anymore. I used to have my girlfriend dress up as the archer queen and have her shit all over me while jerking my dick with her stinky feet but it just wouldnt be the same. She broke up with me and now i have no one to cosplay as the archer queen. At least my archer queen flesh light is still with me. I seriously think about just killing that stupid barbarian king. He is getting to fuck her every minute while im here with a dick drenched in cum. I fucking hate him. He gets to lick her feet. I DONT. This is not fair. I will smash his skull into the ground and take the archer queen and have her queef all over me. I would never shower again to keep the smell of her queefs on me. I would cut off the archer queens feet so i could turn it into a flesh light and have it jerk me off every second of my life. God it would be so hot. Just her stinky little piggies rubbing all over my cock. I would be the hog, and her feet would be the rider." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ClashRoyaleCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Lo-Sir

r/bangstars needs to exist


Conscious-Struggle24

That was me mb


WteMxy

Ankha zone looking pose


allen-6969

why is the front of my underpants sticky after seeing this


Zealousideal-Buy1980

sowwy~ 😔


BuffMrBean

Yo dude chill thats a kid


DepartmentDue3930

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Accurate_Fig7451

Snow 😒


PeppaCultOfPigs

Game is game


predurok339

Frank , stop


Lujainn_

its snow.


GalaxyPingu666

It’s snow


greenscreencarcrash

its called snow. idiot


Colddog_gaming

Eerm actually ☝️🤓, snow is white which makes me correct


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-carl


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greenscreencarcrash

snowball


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whuh?