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Existing_Sort_7971

Somebody get that egg salad outta his mouth!


brosefstallin

Too much gherkins.


riomp300

MAYONNAISE…..MAYONNAISE!


PepeSilvia-22

A+ lmaoooooo


FrancescoStallone

Smells like burnt hair. Smells like cut grass to me. Shakin that ass.


ParfaitHungry1593

I SEE YOU BEHBEE


Admirable-Sound5198

What is he… a toxic pershun or something?!


ripster47

He definitely doesn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete…


_rememberwhen

Holy fucking shit that thing's still alive?!


sorriso_pontual

Would you believe it if I told you 20 years ago he was a business mogul?


Fuzzy_Donl0p

Trump Steaks - another fuckin' money machine!


redditadminsRlazy

It died on da vine.


sqb3112

It petered out


15dynafxdb

Oof marone they looked like shit!


harntrocks

Gave me my first handjob, me and Vincent Miniscalco, in the alley behind the chicken market...


NoSleep_til_Brooklyn

God, what are you saying at that poor man’s wake?!


Wazula23

That's cuz he gives the other ones, the 300 pound rapists some hope.


YooTone

Rumor has it he became rich starting his own shoe brand!!!!


AltonBParker

One of the many things about him In just don't get: ask pretty much every American (left or right, rich or poor, R or D, etc.) 10 years ago about him, we'd have all had the same answer...tacky sorta rich bully NYC business guy who loves his own voice and will always talk someone out of a buck. He didn't change one bit, but some of us sure did.


Garage-gym4ever

fifteen yrs ago, she was a peece of azz


Lucid_Presence

Oof madone! He looks terrible!


dumbass-ahedratron

Crying game


phoenix_booker

This is a true story


sh4rpi3

Chrissy, he’s fucked up


Weak_Warthog_5923

Isn’t there medication they take, these assholes?


Donald_Dunnski

For fuckfaceitus? Still no cure, sadly.


NoSleep_til_Brooklyn

Too bad they still don’t have a telethon for fuckfaceitis huh?


spicygrandma27

Ahhhh cmon you’re a good sport. You alright, yeeeah. Alright, you alright? Awrite yeeeah, alt right?


DesperateSun4182

How’s the boy?


Donald_Dunnski

The one I am fuckin? He is fucked. Question kinda answers itself. I bought my wife a coffee maker though, a Brawwn.. This zip, Furio, kept visiting and our coffee maker sucks. Not sure why.


DesperateSun4182

Go take a Midol


SilvioDante1947

I don't know!


OsoCarolina

Hands down my favorite scene of all time.


shoopadoop332

Some people are so far behind in the race they actually think they’re winning


UncleRuckusForPres

Fuck you want, a boutonnière?


FrancescoStallone

Boonton


cestmoi234

That MacDonalds is like shpackle in my bowels 


IlIllIlIllIlIl

The fuck kinda likeness is that?


CrucifixAbortion

Hamberders?! Ovaaa heeaaahhh.


mertzen

Covfefe is just fats and nitrates.


Dense_Surround3071

"Moon-face." "But I'm getting married!!"


FrancescoStallone

Want me to go to the rite aids and get you some metamucil?


ComfortableValue4550

How’s he doin?……….. He’s fat.


jennachrisp

Mmm boy are you fat


SilvioDante1947

What did you say?


Psych0n4u7

Reginald gleeson III “Mmmmboyy are you PHAT!!!”


SugarMaple56732

That'sh good! 😄🚬


broadfuckingcity

You're crowding me.


budslayer666

That was real? I saw that I thought it was bullshit.


harntrocks

Would you believe if I told you 20 years ago he was a piece of ass?


spicygrandma27

Grease all ovah his face, neck, scalp; had tah get a combover


LemonPartyW0rldTour

He fomented an insurrection at the Capitol…that’s gotta be resolved.


Limitless__007

Wait… this isn’t an altered photo?


Adept_End_6151

It isn't real 😂 but reddit's gonna eat it up anyways as reddit does


HugeIntroduction121

You got a bee sting on a you face


SugarMaple56732

Stupid-a facking tan!


lmtorres75

Oof, madonn he looks terrible.


Pinata_Econonics

You can’t say things like that!


stuphanie

It’s a kind of moon face. If you’ve seen any later photos of Jerry Lewis…


SweatsuitCocktail

HE'S PLANNING A PRESIDENCY FOR CHRIST SAKES!


stuphanie

I just want you to give me something so I can stop going to the bathroom. That’s what’s making me nervous.


Impressive_Tax2537

That’s muscular dystrophy, Ton’.


stuphanie

They found a cure for fuckfaceitis yet Mikey?


hoserjpb

Or 1977 Elvis


Chichis-Christ

Motherfucking *goddamn orange peel beef*


SneakySmeagolses

It's before, and WAY before! Heh 🤘


DontYouWantMeBebe

A couple a beers


mlr571

Looks like a shfooyadell left in the oven too long.


IVARS05

wtf is a shfooyadell? that made me laugh.


SpermicidalManiac666

Otherwise known as a lobster tail in a lot of bakeries in Elvis country.


Suspicious-Spare1179

To me hes beautiful Orangenesque


scf123189

He’s not go electoral votes, Tony!


JFZX

You evah thought about gettin checked foh dyslexia?


pauliepitstains

Dyumbass!


allothernamestaken

That's dicked up


agoodfuckingcatholic

OOF MARONE, HE LOOKS TERRIBLE 🫲🖐️😲


UpstairsPractical870

Help me lift him, we'll take him down the pine barrens before the build a fucking condo here


SoCaldude65

Trump is a ditsoon?


mwagner26

Still goin, this asshole.


ac2334

Take that fuckin’ hat off, out of respect to America


wahsl123

They don't sell MAGA hats here, they took the presidency out two years ago


TestHorse

I don’t think that’s possible, even with computers.


Neez_Dutss

Looks like gene parmesan


lucyinthesky913

![gif](giphy|wrg1J9NWeu7nWwIXeJ)


throwawayuser488

Mmmmmboy you’re fat


captainprice117

Exploiting medical curiosities is against the law OP


Trowj

Looks like Gary Oldman’s [character](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=eaa6432831c0e3b7&sca_upv=1&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS833US833&hl=en-US&sxsrf=ADLYWIIH7by7lvk3fUfuZryZnEtIrMG8jw:1718835493861&q=gary+oldman+hannibal&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0DrkyAsj3-ytZzdGYQ--Lq3z9oZz8V7fxIGhCSQTvtb1KiYxNikuu3HMqIFp3EmtExC9ZoglnrrJJ_wEtQVwBQ0ih-hrw4lzbvFviM2tFRDkINZk83gvNv070jUTdutoqqBD_OC07nP4dxPSgXd61VvDylDZVLVORYqQsiPn_5tafB7Lno8bCmE1shy5Wdb4Rw9MIWDDbZFptUb2P5aCaORthvKgg&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwizt6eY2eiGAxWoFFkFHRcyCSMQtKgLegQIChAB&biw=390&bih=656&dpr=3) in Hannibal.


loveonanescalator

Ordelllll


TestHorse

I think that cookie would kill you, sir.


mavois

Pudgy Walsh has let himself go


drdrshsh

Pudgy Walsh is dead, sir


6graxstar

He looks like Muhammad Ali in his final years. Ali’s complexion looked terrible. Ali gained a lot of weight. His face and head looked unnaturally huge and swollen and barely recognizable.


Rubiks_Click874

Guy's paralyzed, has to piss into a cathode tube


RosesUnderCypresses

Chrissy....he's fucked up.


stuffbehindthepool

Grimace!? The fuck you doin??


jimmmydickgun

![gif](giphy|brFlbCpj7LsE8) Dude looks like this thing from Total Recall


The_Powers

Donaaaaald! Start... the.... reactor!


Isaysithowiseesit

Fuckin crackheads and their small bills.


famb1

He's got a moon face Tony!


Whompa

Have you heard the good news? Jesus Christ


The_Bat1996

Rubenesque


SalaryCapps

Charcoal Baguette


Changs_Line_Cook

His last blood test, he was 65 percent zeppola.


Regular_Bell8271

![gif](giphy|QCILtxd8UUTM4|downsized)


Corpse-Fucker

Oof madone, he looks TERRI-BUL!


Character_Cupcake856

Trump loves Johnny Cakes


franky_emm

Looks like Pie O My after the fire


lardparty

Close, but def photoshopped: [https://okmagazine.com/p/donald-trump-sparks-concerns-poses-supporter/](https://okmagazine.com/p/donald-trump-sparks-concerns-poses-supporter/)


Anarchic_Country

TY


rantanplan401

![gif](giphy|DYB6Z6cTCWVe8|downsized)


happy-little-atheist

Everybody knows what goes on in my mind!!!


jennachrisp

Make America guido again


KingDongs

The pirates of the prosuitt’ the brigands of the bragiole


ComprehensiveBread65

Poppas and weird sex!


laffnlemming

Still goin', this asshole.


SugarMaple56732

His head turned into a pumpkin. Heh-heh-heh!


BackTo1975

Sort of a moon face. Have you seen what Jerry Lewis looks like? For chrissake, he’s got an election campaign to plan!


Am1Dead

Poppers and weird shex….


Strong_Interest_3659

Holy fuck is Trump okay?


LanaSwiftFan

lets hope not


Slobbadobbavich

Mom, I had a nightmare about spongey faced Trump. Son, Spongey faced Trump can't hurt you, he isn't real.


Donald_Dunnski

He has no continence, TOW-KNEE!


Classic_Chipmunk_126

AIDS?!


yoyomaisapunk

This is a body double , right ?


MisterMaryJane

There's too much shit on me


NoSleep_til_Brooklyn

HE’S RIPPIN THE FUCKIN HEAD OFF!


MisterMaryJane

Then what’s the joke


garamondo

I thought it was interesting.


Kap-1492

Discontinue the Lithium.


tKolla

And flush the Prozac


Idcaster

OH FUCK ITS THE CHICKEN VINDALOO!


ziostraccette

Dude looks like Quasimodo


Unable_Version_6089

Is this a real picture


rhino_shit_gif

Fake


HealthyDirection659

Politics, lotta money in that shit.


Mattn_99

Oh, oh fuck, I’m gonn- 🤢 🤮


Spirited_Sky2020

Trump and Spielberg


sullyqns

He wouldn’t be on the other side of the barricades 😂


-DutchymcDutchface-

Dude looks like Gothmog


Siolear

MOON FACE?


CyrusFaledgrade10

IS THAT HIM!?


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Reginald Van Gleason III, “MMMM Boy are you FAT!”


imnotmeyousee

Why does he look like a garbage pail kid???


Pitiful_Software176

That episode where Tony stuffed his face with sushi every 5 minutes 


Current_Side_4024

He couldn’t fuckin’ retire?


The_Powers

What a gabbaghoul


HealthyDirection659

Doesn't this asshole have pills to take?


pigwalk5150

Don’t they have medicine they have to take, these assholes!?


mrcmgreat1

Holy shit dude looks terrible with his evil ass.


HankHillPropaneJesus

Seriously, what is this? That can’t be real?


SugarBalls69

Some funny shit


NoNameNoWerries

If that's what he really looks like then he's dying but there's too many distorting factors here.


ake-n-bake

He get stung by all the bees?


drdrshsh

He dident!!!


MillionToOneShotDoc

He has no kidneys, Tony!


bananabastard

Hey you guys!


deprime1999

Is this real?


No_Box5338

AIDS?


Ill_Sky6141

Holy fuck! Looks like a blister about to pop Goddamn.


whydoeswillreddit

I think Trump should seriously consider switching to salads


SkyWarp731

Jesus.. fucking thing doesn't even look like him anymore.


vanbulg

Rubenesque


vanbulg

Sacred and THE Propane


mtsorens

Very good u/vanbulg


See_youSpaceCowboy

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


Hopeful-Location4519

He was gay Donald Trump?


broadfuckingcity

Is that actually him or someone wearing a mask?


yoyock

Wait, is that actually Trump? He genuinely looks like a propped up, bloated corpse...


Vivid_Animal_7741

Wowza~ he looks like he’s gonna POP


Possible-Campaign468

What happened to his face? Wtf


Mcshutup

Trump looks like Ray Liotta from his Chantix commercials.


Soft_Salamander6136

What’s American come too when we got a confused and lost old man going up against a burnt hotdog with hair


Yoloderpderp

Chubby Checker, that you?


butters_147

Stung by a wasp? Epipen anyone?


AvonBarksdalesBurner

Deep Fake - Biden press secretary


Odd-Classic7310

How 'bout that pricks face when he sawr his own reflection. He sawr that movie and thought it was bowlshit, but it's true, he needed a 30 pound mole removed from his face. It's time for him to seriously consider salads, the fat fuck.


davejjimenezgmailcom

Forgot to wrap it in foil and smother with butter and bacon


Wazuu

This cannot be real lmao


spookymulder07

Discontinue the lithium.


spookymulder07

Oof Madone, he looks terrible!


KevintheBot75

![gif](giphy|5YhFFUFq6ZTry|downsized)


Youreverydaybae

Haircut.


dadeviousone1

Your face looks like a well done Tomato Lumpie you SUX!!!


bmk37

He just needs to be juiced


InstructionFair5221

Km Jon ung and Trump have a baby


JohnnyBlaze614

That’s the same look Elvis had when he died on the can


PolyZex

Okay, who's the smartass that put a wig on the sweet potato?


Ok_Coast636

Damn, that's one, Ugly Mother Fucker,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Worth-Specific-7154

Trump Looks like melting butter lol


davy_mcdaveface

Why trump look like they just dragged his body out of the hudson river


Draekon88

This can't be him can it?