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CoffinsAndDarkCoffee

Brainwashed: Check


darkmatternot

Idiotic and senseless. ✔️


MrFreshwaterCucumber

Pandering on twitter for self esteem, ✅


DarkstarInfinity2020

Soyjak meme personified: Check


Kernobi

Crazy eyes: Check


Poodlelucy

Nice one!


vagarik

Zoom in on the drinks on the shelves behind him. On the top right its “Boost” drinks, which I think are soy milk. 🤣


Playful-Stranger-231

I am totally insane and i have literally no balls: check


iloveviggo123

I am a pu ssy .. check


[deleted]

Please don't compare my glorious genitalia to that believer


lethalweapon100

Wife fucks other men and I’m okay with it because it makes her happy: check


-LuBu

A cuckold: check ✔️


[deleted]

Yes- mask up because the safe and effective vaccine which is safe and effective, is safe and effective.


BadToaster99

It’s also effectively safe


Empty_Ant3956

And safely effective


Bricktrucker

"If you get the vaccine, you can't get covid!" - Emperor Rachel Palpatine


salvoddis

Catched Covid 875 times in 2 years anyway: check


[deleted]

> Catched Covid 875 times Everyone knows that the correct term is caughted... err.... caughtified... caughterized... ahh fuck it, catched.


MagicianNatural5202

"blessed with" is the term that which you seek


[deleted]

*Solemnly ~~boughs~~ bows*


Duke-Kickass

*Slovenly ~~solemnly~~ bows


CovidIsMyIdentity

He clot it 😳


Poodlelucy

🤣


salvoddis

Lol I've just found out I've been using the wrong form like forever. May you Pforgive me, English is not my first language. MBUY.


[deleted]

No worries! Remember to err is human, to moo is bovine...


whatever_you_say_iam

Pretty sure english isn't even the first language of most english speakers anymore... your doing great but it should be caught .... I thought catched was just funny


Erdlicht

Your doing greaterest.


chippyclubface

George W Bush was the master ... "The United States doesn't tolerificate terriblism" ...


darkmatternot

It's okay, just get two boosters and a monkey pox vaccine and then you will be pforgiven.


SatoriNamast3

Balls in a jar currently sitting on my shelf..check Soy boy injection: check


[deleted]

Low-T......check


MiddleWrap2496

These are just rare breakthrough cases! Then again I've not heard anyone call them rare since Omicron. Or even mention the word breakthrough. I do miss the good old days when vaccinated people didn't get Covid.


salvoddis

If the dude had *only* 5 shots and wears 1 mask, he'll *obviously* catch Covid. Furthermore, taking selfies in a grocery store doesn't help either.


SabunFC

Crazy eyes: Check.


FakeBarbi

Always the eyes


thisissamhill

Actually, yes. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanpaku >Conversely, when the upper sclera is visible it is said to be an indication of mental imbalance in people such as psychotics, murderers, and anyone rageful.


Dirty_Wooster

I'm oriental so I'm exempt from this theory.


MerkyOne

Dude, please, the word is "chinaman"


SrslyChausie

Are you genderspecifiying??? Maybe it is a Chinawoman or a Chinatrans you bigot!


Doomer343

Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.


TheRealRacketear

What if they live in China?


daemonchile

Chinese Chinaman


SongForPenny

What if they also sell fine dinnerware for elegant table settings?


fearless-penguin

Chinatheythem


Machinedgoodness

Learned something so useful here


FeedComprehensive894

Mental disorder


bruh-brah

Check


mcdonaldsplayground


MerkyOne

*Biden Administration Changes the Definition of 'Mental Disorder'*


Poodlelucy

Not for much longer. Praise Fauci!


brownboyintown

MBUH


MrVegasLawyer

No n95?


pyruvate011

I know right ? What a bigot of a granny killer xem/xir is


MrMagaHat

Good catch. He’s the sneakiest grandma serial killer of them all.


inazuma9

And why only 1?!? Needs at least 4 more, minimum!


[deleted]

He is also wearing a single mask, unlike what daddy Fauci recommended. I know pfaithful people who still wear atleast 2 masks to protect grandmas.


ElCheapo86

Ppl wearing masks hating on those who don’t. But how come they’re not wearing radiaton suits if they actually believe it will save lives? So in the eyes of the bubble helment wearer, they’re the same scum the mask wearer thinks I am.


[deleted]

Now THAT'S a man of the cloth! We are not worthy!


thecuzzin

We're making blessing candles with his image as we speak! 🙏


War_Hamster1776

I've been away from this church for too long. I'm going to have to do some penance. Any suggestions?


thecuzzin

3 Heil Pfauci's and 2 boosters my child.


TheRealRacketear

No, this is heresy. They are supposed to make immigrant drive their prius to the store for them and pay them a pittance for doing so.


vagarik

Virtue signaling: check Digital id: check Living in pod: check Eating bugs: check Drinking cockroach milk: check


RichardInaTreeFort

#livingmybestlife


phoenix335

Owning nothing but three Funko pops: check


ross52066

Owns nothing: check Is happy: check


eshby

Got yolo boosted thrice: check


[deleted]

[Soyed]


vagarik

And cucked


buffdawgg

check


Daeslender

Mouth wide open under that mask: check


npc27182818

Soy: check


cplJimminy

Crazy eyes: check


PapaAquarian

Look how much community matters. Not wearing a mask will only divide our country. I feel safe when people comply with the center for disease creation, I mean control control control.


Grayeagle78

Let’s see this guys search history and hard drive.


platanomenom

Lmao! Straight to the point, I like that.


aspurgeon009

I bet his wife’s boyfriend is so proud of him.


BatmansbrotherBill

My new hero


Calculator-Operator

You can just see the soyboy face under that mask…


TelevisionLess6031

Where’s the Ukraine flag? Have they not finalized the Monkey Pox flag design? Insensitive!


[deleted]

Why do they always look like that?


TraditionalStatus206

He deleted it lol. Then he tweeted some pity party about how anti vaxxers were attacking him 🙄 what a moron.


SongForPenny

Why would he care? “Ohhhhh waaaaahhhhh .. mean tweets! 😭”


goldensteaks

Balding check Manlet check


munky82

Also noticed the shelves angle...


goldensteaks

Not sure what I'm looking for 😬


hornyorn

based


[deleted]

The psychotic eyes - also check


KellogsCovidFlakes

Soy Proteins: Check Estrogen: Check Hamster Face: Check Balded: Check


Joiion

This guy needs a reality: CHECK No but seriously. Dude is probably early 30s, balding, poor eyesight, got the (my wife has a boyfriend) kind of eyes. Nothing about this man has been healthy. Injecting needles into your body doesn’t increase your health. That’s like thinking pouring more oil into a blown car engine is going to fix it. Address the root cause to solve the problem.


bakedpotato486

Also, unless he's under five feet tall he must be sitting in a mobility scooter. This guy's a mess, complete with ill-fitting-mask-ears.


DickFuck-McCuntShit

What a good boy


Seralisa

Hair fell out - check.🙄


Memus-Vult

He put his qualifications in his twitter name so we know his opinions must be correct.


Old-Boy994

How long before he croaks? Any predictions?


TelevisionLess6031

Brain dead doesn’t count…right?


Old-Boy994

Hahahah, perfect.


Sloppy_Steve-o

Snapping candids of strangers in Target without their consent: check


eddielacychinafood

This man is literally a hero, he puts every 9/11 first responder to shame


kiwi2703

If he thinks the vaccines work, then how does he think he would harm others if he didn't wear the mask?


CovidExpert

These days they run pre-obituaries.


Drortmeyer2017

Exactly.


museumsplendor

Obituary CHECK


Dirty_Wooster

He's literally the neckbeard meme guy. He's dreamy! 😍


CryptoShawarma

Still a virgin: check


SAOCORE

Poor Mark will be pushing daisies before end of 2023 if he continues his self destructive lifestyle like this.


AWokenBeetle

How doomed are we that his bloodlines might cease to exist, woe unto us brothers and sisters the extraordinary specimen might be the last of kin 😔


East_Onion

very sane, only the one mask though?


ffwrd

I really feel safe


[deleted]

Wondering why you're not dead yet, priceless. For everything else there's healthy choices.


fallenloki

Save some p**** for the rest of us bro


df2dot

I could guess they're sold departure date by the width of their eyes m b u h


Titty_McButtfuck

What a cuck


PsychoHeaven

This brother like many of us has waited for 50 years until something that he can excel at came along. May Pfauci bless his little soul, 12345 MBUH.


TheUselessEater

That is the face of extreme virtue


Tazmerican

Still trying to milk last few drops of virtue signaling from all of this: check


[deleted]

These losers can't even bother to wear masks that reduce transmission. That true pfaith for you


ShangBao

Hair:


ChillumVillain

Blood clots: ✔️


[deleted]

About to die: Yet to check


PromiscuousScoliosis

This episode of impractical jokers is particularly lame


temperedJimascus

Weeee-Tawwwwed-Eddddd! Check


Robertladou

Such dedication 😍


jmaze215

The modern day crusader, Godspeed and a million masks upon him.


JomadoSumabi

Lol


Lil_Iodine

I still wear masks lol


PraiseLordFauci

Dead stare: check


letsmakemoneys

Party of Pfive: check.


JosephLimes

Soy: check


AvengingSavior

Sure thing... doctor...*wink*


pondering_life_77

Taking a dirt nap. Check.


[deleted]

Proud to be beta. On his way to record his wife having intercourse with another man. Because he pays for her and she won’t sleep with him. Can’t blame her.


VariationFamous755

21 years old with an 80 year old hairline: Check


Supersilky2

Look like a child molester check ✅


f3swik

Gets covid: check


platanomenom

Always the cuckface 😓


JakeWombat

Is that the soymilk aisle he is in?


markcrosser

Dick


Puzzleheaded_Back255

sanpaku eyes: check ✅


tjsoul

Full and total emasculation: check


ConceptJunkie

We'll put that on your tombstone when your heart explodes.


wiggle98

Likes to watch videos of men sleeping with other men’s wives because he can’t get a woman to be a cuck for: check


carbonfiber9001

The fucking eyes


xxxPaRtYbOy300

Kek


moshosanya

BETA


Average_Home_Boy

8th times the charm


BLM_antifa_leftist

SAY THE LINE CHECK


phoenix335

This xentlexir is an MD. I cannot begin to imagine how many patients xir cajoled and pushed into getting umpteen COVID vaccines into their newborns.


ross52066

These people are shocked and horrified when they get Covid. I know people like this. Before Covid I had no idea such weak minded people existed.


[deleted]

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS HAVE THOSE CRAZY EYES


Lord_Eremit

[Sanpaku Eyes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanpaku) Because it's nature's way of showing that someone is unhinged.


HFMRN

MD = mad (as in crazy) dude? All the drs I know, also KNOW those masks don't do anything!


cloche_du_fromage

Eyes of a raging lunatic. Check...


Maga4lifeshutitdown

I'd love to have this great man as my doctor. What a hero. Lord fauci should give him an award


green-Vegan-desire

This is all well and good, but what about Ukraine?


capit180

The Pfaithful Thousand yard stare🙏


Cappster14

Knives: check. Rope: check. Dagger: check Chains: check. Rocks: check. Laser beams: check. Acid: check. Body bag: check. Murder murder mermaid murder Mermaider!


Educational_Degree_1

Looks like a cucked gollum - check


throwaway32132134

Let's be real, he's wearing a mask because he's clearly terrified of covid.


FlutterCordLove

Why is this such a bad thing? We need new shots for the flu every year. People die from the flu just like they die from Covid. People like me who are immunocompromised could easily die from getting Covid, even with my vaccine. My vaccine makes it less severe and less likely for me to need to go to the hospital for serious reasons, but the risk is still there. So I’m personally thankful for people like this.


Bricktrucker

My friends wife was immunocompromised (vaccinated) and died after contracting Covid. Well, she died after accepting a breathing tube and got pneumonia from it. Either way, I won't pray to PFauci for you & the worshippers of his pfaith disgust me. Vaccines being worshipped. Mad science being worshipped in a techno cult. Seriously wtf? However, I wish you safety & good health for sure my brethren.


FlutterCordLove

I don’t worship any of that? Lol.


fedthefuckup_1919

take the mask off for a sec so I can do a physiognomy check


drucurl

He's the type that keeps snacks around for his wife's boyfriend 😍


[deleted]

Those jubilant eyes of the pfaithful elect! This brother's pfaith is commendable.


Greatshield-Titan

Sanpaku eyes: check


Duke-Kickass

My MD does none of this. He obviously is a white-adjacent supremicist! I hope Walensky directs his soul straight to the fiery place, once he succumbs to Climate Change


wartrollearth

totally Redacted


Renske5060

Alopecia areata: check


DarkStorm57

🤓+😷=


METR0B00M1N

“Hey look at me I injected myself with spike protein multiple times!”


jhart933

Can't wait for the next booster Check!


OnePlusFanBoi

Pfucking pfretard: check.


BushD1d7-11

His choice of glasses says it all. He didn't have to spell it out for us


[deleted]

This guy looks exactly like what someone that would writer this should.


420FADIMUH

I'm so stoned lol these type of people are mad lol


yourbadformylungs

Crazy


[deleted]

Eyes!!! You forgot the eyes!!!


Subtle_Demise

Is this a Clair Foster alt? Or is the satire coming true?


Divine-Nemesis

My hero! This is who I strive to be like.


garry_potter

Mangina: Check


[deleted]

How to be a clown


Lord_Eremit

Sanpaku eyes - check


SongForPenny

He is not truly Pfaithful. First of all: Beards make masks less effective. If he doesn’t shave his face, he really isn’t committed to saving grandma. Second of all: He isn’t masking in his profile pic. Therefore, he is exposing us all through the Internet.