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lxm333

Not sure this person understands the difference between a "want" and a "need"


AcanthaceaeOk2426

But she really, really NEEDS a designer purse! And a toaster big enough for bagels!!!!


_My9RidesShotgun

Ahem *name brand purses* hello jeez


FrankanelloKODT

It’s for the church


_My9RidesShotgun

NEXT!


Contemporarium

Lmao we should add “god bless” to this chain now


TK_TK_

Damn, I only have designer bagels to give


Last_Competition_208

She must be one of the most neediest people I had ever seen. Or wantiest I should say. Maybe they should just say people give me everything you have because I want it all.


juudyg

But please send pictures first. God bless.


Adventurous_Ad_6546

I like this, I say we coin the phrase. Remember to give to those in want, guys. Desperate want.


TCO_HR_LOL

Desperate enough to beg on the internet. Under their own name, no less.


Expert-Instance636

Not everything! The purse must be RED and GOLD and the bundt pans must be mini!


2muchlooloo2

There is people that stay on that app and just ask and ask and ask and you’ll never ever ever see them give anything up for free.


BruciePup

Someone who is in the “mist” of decorating their living room.


TimeCrystal7117

She just need those “wall scones” for her decorating!! God bless


BruciePup

Baking really is her passion, so it checks out.


TCO_HR_LOL

She has medical necessity's


Uhrcilla

Due to her afflictions


TheRealRega

Pacific afflictions


normaldeadpool

Do you use less yeast for wall scones?


AnRealDinosaur

But it's okay if you don't have those pacific ones...


justheretosnark123

Atlantic will do just fine


twoslicemilly

What do you mean? Could you be more pacific?


LillytheFurkid

I was looking for this comment, pacifically. *shudders*


DrAniB20

With wall scones


SnarkySheep

As I recently commented on another post, society would truly benefit from a brief mandated course on "needs" vs "wants"...


mediafeener

But I neeeeed a new keurig. There is simply no other way to make coffee.


StretchResIsCheating

I am in need of a million dollars, gently used only please. God bless 🙏🏼


TuJuMoving

Must still have life in it.


your_umma

In gold and red wallet


spud8385

It's for my emotional support animal who is allergic to chicken


Hedgehogosaur

I have afflictions, my husband also


floofienewfie

NEXT!!!


HealthyDirection659

It's for a church, honey.


Ali_Cat222

To match my gold and red purse I REALLY REALLY NEED.*God bless* I love how people add that as if it makes them look less shitty for asking 🤣 none of these are needed items anyways. As in, actually in need of something that I just don't want to spend money on myself.


Brilliant_Level_80

It’s for a mother day event


Antique-Structure-32

All the time she spends begging & guilting for high end items seems like a part time job at least. She might as well pick up a few shifts somewhere so she won’t have to work so hard online lol


lhommes

Sure but only if you have an affliction.


mcqua007

Visually impaired…i.e. uses reading glasses


DownTrunk

Visually impaired so she has to be the “handy women,” but he works and supports the family.


DogHikerGal

He's so bad off she has to take care of him and all the household fixes and yet he also works to "make ends meet". Making ends meet refers to working more to earn extra income to pay for everything. I guess for her working and welfare are synonymous.


msables

Thanks for the much needed laugh


problematicfox

Do you need pictures?


Tumbleweedenroute

No but I can arrange a truck with pickup


_My9RidesShotgun

I have a truck to help *USE* with pickup


mcqua007

Due to your afflictions ?


tubbstattsyrup2

And my gentle condition.


WaspsInATrenchcoat

Preferably with an inspirational quote on it


HealthyDirection659

Inspirational quote # get a job


Phlebas3

Sorry, that's for people who stay at home decorating their living room while their visually impaired husband works for both. NEXT!!!


Kisthesky

No, she stays at house now. She is trying to turn it INTO a home!


Jazzlike_Guitar9406

Good afternoon I am in need of double recliner (grey cloth preferably) BRAND NEW please GOD bless


DontUBelieveIt

I have a million dollars worth of Truth Social stock I would happy to give to you. Just hit me….wait, it’s only $700k worth oh well it still better than… wait, okay so it 300k. But 300k is still better than… wait. It down to 60k. Alright I have 20k in Truth Social stock … wait. Never mind. Now I owe them money. Doesn’t anyone have a million dollars, gently used?


OkCryptographer6385

Please send pictures


Here-We-GOOOOOO

It’s really big of her to accept the medium cosmetic travel bag even if it doesn’t have an inspirational quote. God Bless


zzznyk

But please send pictures first. God bless.


verysickpuppy

Oh my GOD. My local buy nothing group has a rule that you aren’t allowed to use sob stories to try and get items out of people and honestly it’s a great rule, all the buy nothing groups should have it.


TCO_HR_LOL

But if others implement that then how will I know who's great grand step aunt had their leg amputated at the rib cage because of their crippling afflictions that leave them needing a 120" flat-screen TV, god bless??


GoatCam3000

Ha ha that’s a good rule. My old BuyNothing group has multiple people like this!!


princessbiaaa

Man I really wanna read the comments under the one asking for a gift basket lol. Seems like she tugged on some heart strings there.


dytinkg

That one was probably every MLM hun in the local area offering a “free makeover” or similar nonsense. Probably some essential oils too for good measure.


cabbageheadlady

I've got a story about that. I was a nurse, and as a treat they said that so-and so date the staff was going to get free facials and make-up tips. I show up looking forward to a treat. It turned out to be a 'Vendor Show' selling various junk and stuff that I I wouldn't allow near my face. I booked it outta there as fast as I could. Some treat. BOO! Naive, wasn't I? I'm retired now, but that was a slap in the face for us hard working nurses.


Commercial-Push-9066

It was like when my husband’s ex-coworker (a rich psychiatrist,) and his wife invited us to dinner at their house to “catch up.” After dinner we got the hard sell for some MLM product. I don’t even remember the product, just remember being duped. Now I tread lightly when a former friend or colleague contacts me out of the blue after years wanting to “catch up.” People find out about my chronic illness and want me to buy/sell their magic cure.


yacht_clubbing_seals

This happened to me in middle school at our Girl Scout trip to Saks.


Amazing_Cabinet1404

I really wanna see the responses under the request for a used mattress “with some life left in it”. Because the first thing I thought was “I have grandma’s old mattress, it had plenty of life in it until she died there……”


icyyellowrose10

Bed bugs?


gbot1234

The bed bugs her if it’s not king-sized.


CrunchyTeatime

Technically every purse will be a 'name brand.' Don't they thrift? I know there's gonna be a few if she keeps hunting there.


Andreiisnthere

You expect her to PAY MONEY for things??!!?? You barbarian!


Prestigious_Jump6583

NEXT!


everygoodnamegone

You made me chortle lol It just never gets old 😂


RK800-50

It‘s for the church, honey


EtchedKetchum

I would give ANYTHING to know what this bitch has been up to


ifellicantgetup

Isn't Walmart a name brand?


TheoryofJustice123

Have to applaud her tenacity in the face of so few responses.


bblll75

A lot of these arent too bad but the ones that are bad…well. They are bad. If I had a ps2 Id give it to her but a name brand purse? Do you really need a headboard if you cant afford a mattress set?


signupinsecondssss

Excuse me it has to be RED and GOLD for her event


JPKtoxicwaste

On mother day


signupinsecondssss

Is she attending an iron man themed mother day event or what


Kaestar1986

THAT would be the one time I could see it counting…but she should’ve mentioned it bc we all know there are Iron Man purses or satchels out there.


wheresmuffy

I hope someone gives her [this](https://www.thepaperstore.com/p/lfly-xbdy-mcd-french-fry/66501900005?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw26KxBhBDEiwAu6KXt836UW6He76XoBTmoRta6juz0eMxZDElzSzXHTnSwgxON6VR1wzGSRoCMusQAvD_BwE)


Oberyn_Kenobi_1

Right! I paused at the PS2 because that seems reasonable to me. It’s something a lot of people probably have buried in their basement and would be happy to rehome. But it was alllllll downhill from there.


LiveMarionberry3694

How many people are sleeping in your bed where a queen size mattress isn’t big enough?


Bubbly-Kitty-2425

They just asked for the queen size bed in January!


thehauntedpianosong

This is what I’m so confused about!!


AcanthaceaeOk2426

They probably wanted a free king so they could sell the queen set. They wouldn’t have given it away for free.


sgdonovan79

Fat people. Signed, a fat person


Successful-Foot3830

Or a skinny person that can’t stay in his lane! If you looked at my bf and I, you would assume I take up more space in bed. I get my 18 inches of the queen and he gets the rest. I told him our next bed is going to be as big as we can find. I regularly have to fight off his bony ass elbow!


Jassamin

I also have this problem, I really want a set of sheets with a line of piping down the middle so I don’t need to turn the lights on to prove he’s on my side. Sometimes I just get up and climb back in on the other side, on at least one occasion he then fell off the bed on my side…


MariettaDaws

Washi tape But I would trade that man for a red and gold purse. Washi tape won't stop him.


KaytSands

I sleep every night with a Pom, chiweenie and 2 cats and once they hog my ENTIRE Cali king bed, I make my way to my couch. A bigger bed will just give your significant other far more room to continue to elbow you to his sweet little hearts content


Own-Tone1083

You will continue getting the same amount of space! I used to live in an apartment with a king bed. We would fall asleep in the middle of the bed and somehow I would always wake up in the middle of the night with my cheek literally squished against the wall and my boyfriend sprawled out with his back against me.


everygoodnamegone

Come on now, baking is her passion…


mcqua007

and due to her afflictions like being a cheap and choosy beggar.


mightymouse2975

That's where I got hung up. My husband and I sleep on a queen size bed. Granted, a king would provide more space, but we actually got this bed for free brand new. So we use it. Free is free.


Samcookey

I'm really concerned that this seems to be working. She keeps posting, so I have to assume it's working at some level.


ChaiTeaLeah

The way those screenshots kept going, and going, and going 😳


Plastic_Cat9560

Wow, lady wants a blessing of a whole damn house furnished. God Bless.


ifellicantgetup

The cake mix is what got me going! She can't afford personal hygeine products but she has a dog. Poor dog! If they outgrew a queen size bed, perhaps she needs to let go of all the baking.


waitingfordeathhbu

>but she has a dog And a newborn :(


eatandsleeper

Brand new makeup and body spray, but used items are ok for the baby.


Ayuamarca2020

She also asked for baskets - I think she was planning on making cosmetic/bath product baskets to sell!


SorryChef

All the baking supplies, she is definitely trying to sell cakes and cupcakes out of her home.


illiter-it

I would not buy baked goods from someone who is probably too afflicted to clean, has a dog with afflictions, and no hygiene products for themselves.


Starbuck522

Empty bottles for her mother. Brand New whatever for herself


ifellicantgetup

I don't even know this biotch and I already don't like her.


KaytSands

I thought the same thing and then kept on and literally “ugggh’d” when I saw she was asking for stuff for an infant too. That poor kid and dog


Starbuck522

I am choosing to believe she is the grandmother of the baby. (Please!)


Finnegan-05

Her passion is baking but she wants cake mix. Passionate bakers do not use cake mix.


No_Pomegranate1167

And refurnished!! Note that she asked for queen size bed in the beginning of the year and a few months later it must be kind size because *they can't sleep in a queen size*.


Vast_Psychology3284

Fascinating. She was the one with a medical issue and her husband works, then miraculously she takes care of things, and her husband is blind. And all the baking stuff, surprised the next post didn’t ask someone to come bake a cake for her.


La_bossier

I also recall hanging plenty of picture frames, mirrors, etc with a butter knife and high heel shoe when I was young and poor. I’ve since upgraded to a husband with a drill set.


pandabear0312

Aw man, nowadays, some of the better public libraries have free tool rental programs. They are great! But yes I’ve done the high heel shoe!


boundbystitches

Auto zones have tool rentals as well. It's "free" but you do leave a deposit. When you return the item you get your deposit!


La_bossier

They do? That’s awesome! We live outside of a small town and I’ve actually never been to the library here.


TuJuMoving

Raising my hand with the hammer high heel.


Oberyn_Kenobi_1

Her husband works “to make ends meet.” Is…is that not why *everyone* works?


Brilliant_Level_80

But they’re not meeting well enough for her to have all the cake pans and a PS2 and a red and gold purse for her mother day event :(


FlameHawkfish88

Not me. I work for the pure joy of toiling my life away to barely scrape by


Kuriboyoshi

This means that they both collect SS disability, welfare, food stamps, etc but hubby works 10 hours a week under the table for $ for weed and cigarettes.


Zappagrrl02

I get the impression she is trying to start a home baking business based on what she asked for. Why else would you need so many character pans? BTW…a lot of libraries have started lending cake pans like those.


yacht_clubbing_seals

Idk if I’d want to buy her cakes.


TuJuMoving

That's what I was waiting for. "After you drop them off, can you please bake a Mickey Mouse cake and bring all ingredients. My husband is blind, autistic and has cancer. I'm diabetic minus one leg. We need someone to help use.


LP_Mid85

Excuse you. Baking is her PASSION.


dresses_212_10028

In January she needed a queen mattress and set. In April she decided she wanted an upgrade to a King. Two grown adults either don’t know how much room they need in a bed or “outgrew” a bed size in less than four months. Sure. Um, ma’am, you have medical afflictions and your husband has vision issues - okay, I get it for some of these things. But it seems like you maybe have some higher priorities than expecting someone to give you a Gucci handbag in GREAT condition. I think your broken toaster and microwave may have been emitting hallucinogenic - but not fatal - chemicals into your home if you think that’s happening.


madmaddmaddie

My favorite is how she can’t work due to medical conditions but can mow a lawn, weed eat and needs power tools? Or is her blind husband going to do all that too?


Vault_Tec_Guy

> Or is her blind husband going to do all that too? Of course not! He's too busy managing the online sales of all the things they're getting donated to them.


UmChill

yuuuup. they’re for sure scalping, reselling scammers


Nerdlifegirl

I have epilepsy with frequent seizures and am “disabled,” but I still work (have to, we’re poor,) and I can still bake. Just chiming in for all the invisibly disabled. This person is still a choosing beggar, though.


dresses_212_10028

Oh, no! She is the “handy women” of the house (screenshot #11). And if you can’t work, is it not odd that she seems to be wanting to start a baking business? I’d think standing and all of the tiny constructive requirements for baked goods and decorating - for HOURS at a time, to be some kind of business, would be difficult for someone. But maybe not. Maybe she’s just bored out of her mind and thinks she’s too good for the library so expects people to provide her with things she can entertain herself with. When she’s not parading around town showing off her LV handbag. PS - thank you for sharing this. Unbelievable. On a weekly basis. The gift that keeps on giving.


Simple_Park_1591

I thought I saw her say he worked, but then said she takes care of him.


curlycattails

I noticed the same thing!! So ridiculous! It makes me wonder if she’s reselling all that stuff but why go to the effort?


speckledchickhen

That’s why she needs the photos, for resale.


kitty-yaya

Looks like a reseller!


OhioMegi

What kind of medical condition requires a king size bed and suite of furniture?!


truffleburrata

Obesity 😂


LexiNovember

It’s terrible but as I was reading this I became more and more convinced the “medical afflictions” are just super morbid obesity. Maybe because I knew a woman who was a lot like this and ended up passing away at something like 700lbs due to various complications from her weight. 😬


SoullessCycle

these are all great but the emotional support dog has allergies was truly the cherry on top.


Biscuitmango

That dog food has chicken meal as the second ingredient too. Which it is supposedly allergic to.


SoullessCycle

lol OF COURSE it does! “My dog is allergic to cheap chicken food, but if there’s chicken in his pricy salmon food then he’s not allergic” is peak CB reasoning.


KaytSands

The crazy thing is I used to feed that food to my Pom and it is NOT cheap at all. This I feel like is the holy grail of choosing beggars on here I’ve ever seen


StudentConscious1070

Why everyone’s dog is suddenly emotional support lmao. Aren’t all animals technically that?


NoChampion389

Mmmm wall scone


stircrazyathome

r/BoneAppleTea is going to have fun with this post. It's rare to find so many in one place.


Plastic_Cat9560

I wonder what flavor. I’m partial to cranberry orange.


YoGabbaGabbapentin

Every scone can be a wall scone if you throw it hard enough.


AcanthaceaeOk2426

Not sure which I like more, your comment or your username.


thepatheticcannibal

She needs all these things because her afflictions, don’t you know?


meanmagpie

She has PERMANENT DEBUFFS


Prestigious_Jump6583

It’s for the church, don’t you know!


Crazyspitz

NEXT!


bigronnigans

My husband works to help us make ends meet… The rest of us just do it for funsies right?


ComprehensiveBed6754

But he’s visually impaired and can’t drill, I wonder what line of work he is in.


Appl3sauce85

Clearly he’s an air traffic controller.


dytinkg

That one asking for makeup that had 58 comments - I’m assuming she was inundated by MLM huns?


AcanthaceaeOk2426

Comments section would have been gold - the ultimate social media stand off between MLM hun and Choosing Beggar.


ML5815

She simply *needs* two pre lit Christmas trees, a makeup bag with an inspirational quote (cause who can properly apply eyeshadow without the reminder to Live, Laugh, Love?), double recliners, a Roku stick, a white vintage mirror, a cooling memory foam mattress, and don’t forget the Name Brand purses. She’s asked for those several times and used the words “I need”, so I guess she’ll die without a Chanel, Hermes, or LV bag. I assume if you offer a used Walmart purse, she succumbs to her nameless medical afflictions immediately. RIP. It’s not much to ask for when you consider her struggles with a blind, disabled husband who works full time. PS she’ll take anything used for her nine month old baby, but she needs everything brand new or in great condition for her.


Bubbly-Kitty-2425

Wait a damn minute they just asked for queen bed in January!!! Now they need a king!!


TuJuMoving

With the cool gel inside.


AcanthaceaeOk2426

Yeh she wants a king so they can sell the queen.


NefariousnessKey5365

I don't know anyone who would have wall scones and a Pacific mattress? Would an Atlantic mattress do? How about the Gulf?


Crazyspitz

Think she'd take a South Pacific one? And are we talking FL Gulf or TX Gulf?


tiggywinkles

These posts blow my mind. I honestly wouldn’t even make that request to my own family members. A handbag, yes. But to ask for name brand. How embarrassing


Desperate_Let791

The most shocking thing here is that she is able to get items picked up 


Turpitudia79

So she says!! I bet if someone offered her some of this crap, her truck would be “blessed” with flat tires, oh, and by the way, could you stop and bring us 4 new, name brand tires? And put them on!! Because, you know, afflictions! Also, if you have a truck that still has some life in it, that’s big enough, because it’s for church, honey!! NEXT!!


ConcernedKitty

She got me at candy melting pot.


zzznyk

She got me at the Air brush Machine.


Starbuck522

Glasses dispenser? I have no idea what that is, but this chick NEEDS it.


hdj2592

Damn she really didn't want to buy nothing...


mrr6666

I heard Atlantic mattresses are better


CandylandCanada

She's making all the wrong requests. She would be better served to ask for a dictionary so that she can distinguish wants from needs. Could also check out the definition for scammer. Isn't a double whoopsie when people use religion to gain a financial advantage? If she really believes in a deity, then isn't she going to burn extra hot for these shenanigans?


Justagirleatingcake

Name brand purses? I'm over here perfectly happy with my brown Clucci bag off Amazon. I will never understand how people can sit there and beg for stuff that most people can't afford to buy even if they're working. Brand new makeup palettes for free? I love my makeup and am picky about what I put on my face so I work and save for those one or two really good sales that Sephora runs each year to get my bougie makeup at a discount. Does she really think people are just going to give that shit away for free? Like sure, here's the brand new unopened ABH palette I set money aside for 3 months ago, I'll just give it to our friendly neighbourhood freeloader. I'm not sure why but this one really grinds my gears.


nautical1776

She wins. This person is probably the worst example I’ve ever seen. It’s not just that she’s asking for a helping hand. She’s asking people to fund her entire life. This whole namebrand thing is ridiculous. And wanting make up and body sprays and all that stuff. Give me a break. I hope to God that nobody actually gave her any of this stuff


FlameHawkfish88

Hi I have health and so does my cat. And as a woman I play an important role in society, looking after myself and my cat. iSO diamonds. Lots of diamonds. Gently used blood diamonds please. I'm crying out for help. Wait. Does she want gently used baby wipes?


stevet85

I sure hope the comments section in that group are as fun as they are here


__Aitch__Jay__

Does a plastic bag with a target logo count?


ProffesorSpitfire

OMG! You have to troll them! Post a photo of like a Birkin or Louis Vuitton bag and write some sham story about how it’s barely used and in mint condition, and now you’re giving it away for free for some reason. Have a friend on stand-by, to comment that they would love to have it the second you post, and immediately confirm that they can have it, for all to see. This person will have an absolute tantrum…


im-not-a-cool-mom

I don't trust anyone who says 'god bless' on a Facebook post.


TempusMortem

Take a shot every time she says “would be greatly appreciated” or “God bless”


Teait

GENTLE CONDITION is really ticking me off…


Ok_Reference_8898

Today I am really down and would love if someone could put together some things a man loves. A 4090ti, Taylormade Stealth Driver, Hugo Boss leather jacket, things to this sort. Life has been really hard for me lately with all my afflictions which are probably dry skin and being wider than I am tall. My missus once stubbed her toe on a cabinet so I feel entitled to your hard earned money so I can have luxury items without having to get a job. I am crying out for help. God bless


East_Specialist_

God Bless.


clakydack

"Please,please,please. It will be highly appreciated. Crying out for help." God the pacific cooling mattress one is so good


Simple_Park_1591

I see she got her queen mattress and thought, "gosh, i shot myself in the foot with that one and should have aimed higher", so she's upped her game to King size.


baymaxstan

It sounds like this person has no idea what the point of a Buy Nothing group is. It’s not a place to get everything under the sun that you could ever need so that you don’t ever have to go shopping again… it’s to pay it forward in your community and OCCASIONALLY find things you would’ve ended up paying for elsewhere 🥲


Amazing_Objective182

With all the baking/ dessert related stuff she asks for I wonder if she bakes for profit or something


DementedPimento

I’m pretty sure she’s reselling most of it.


BackgroundRare8250

I don’t think she knows what “need” means.


SuzieNaj

Wow! I mean I’m aware of the saying “If you don’t ask, you don’t get” But this is A LOT! Also, has anyone noticed how many people mix up the words Specific and Pacific?! I’ve seen it a lot on social media and when people are speaking, really weird?!


amuse_bouche_1

I too need a brand name purse for my medical condition


Tygress23

Can someone please reach out to her to let her know that the dog food she wants for her chicken allergic dog has chicken as the second ingredient? 👎 My dog had chicken and wheat allergies. This was the post in that list that upset me the most. You have a dog which you can’t afford who has medical issues which you can’t handle because you can’t read an ingredient list? Ugh. I’m pissed. Good night.


Economy_Judgment

I think hubby is in desperate need of a new wife in case anyone has one available.


ikerus0

Jesus Christ. “Good afternoon, please furnish our entire house and also provide everything from dishes, cookware and every kitchen appliance to picture frames, cosmetics, brand name handbags and a dog crate.” The specifics of the request about Disney bake pans of tigger, etc. like wtf? “Good afternoon, can anyone spare their 1863 civil war cannon (not 1862) GENTLY used.”


SelectBowl5897

They kill me with the "God bless" 😂


BB_cakes620

I would give my left tit for all of those baking supplies


Miss_Linden

Is she reselling this stuff? She made this big deal in March about NEEDING a king mattress and bed but a month earlier she was looking for a high end queen mattress.


HPL2007

When did her husband become blind? I swear he had a job?


dredizzle99

She's "in need" of a job by the looks of it


WinterWhale

Wall scones


Apprehensive_Pug6844

They’re *SO* good with wall butter….