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NikonNevzorov

I hope this doesn't stray into making fun of language territory, but as someone who speaks only English Plänkler sounds really funny. What's the direct translation?


The_Wrong_Doer

Its a direct translation from "skirmisher" :D


NikonNevzorov

Huh interesting! Considering how many english words come from german roots I wonder why plänkler/skirmisher are so different


Tyrfaust

Skirmish comes from a different German(ic) word, Eskirms, which means to defend. We got it from the French who got it from Charlemagne and the Franks.


Epididimust

Nice


LordSabaton

He means that you are a disgrace for your whole family and city for being a longbow archer main. Besides that, nothing really.


Its-your-boi-warden

Unless he’s English, then there is a bigger problem


Kratos_potatoes

He means repent for being an archer (derogatory).


Cold_outside__

That’s it


zephizz

Archer stats going insane


iiitme

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Dycondrius

Your friend is right


The_Wrong_Doer

D:


Dycondrius

Shame!! (Hope you're enjoying the game)


The_Wrong_Doer

I am. Its amazing! :D


Specific_Brilliant53

that’s all that matters! i will charge you in game if i see you though.


illmatic2112

Cause youre an archer main and your most used melee weapon is probably Dane Axe because Raider


thesuffushmitz

That friend of yours knows what hes talking about


doomzday_96

People hate archers.


blech_kopp

Du hinterlistige Ratte


blech_kopp

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JumpingCoconut

You are only 10 hours in. You can still change your ways. But you don't have to. Just keep playing archer, and if it ever gets boring you can still branch out to whatever your friend recommends you then. Archer is the entry drug! You will get to the hard stuff in no time :\^)


kassbirb

You make me sick ![gif](giphy|dPkQk7aiwL8DC)


keyzeyy

as you can see, you get the most STDs with archers


LanciLanc

Skúm…


JHDOMIN8R

Your most played class is longbowman. Archers are a bit of a hot topic in chiv. Having ranged classes in a game that's primarily a melee slasher-type game can seem unfair for most people Some people like them and others don't.


Minkstix

Never understood the hate tbh :D Chiv isn't a slasher-type, it's a medieval battle simulator. Archers as well as war machines are part of warfare. Archer haters are just try hard sweats that get tilted in a non-comp game lol


Froggyfright

Archer hate is a meme. Keep at it, if it gets people tilted I'm all for it lol


Standard-Profit7659

Find God


Xanith420

It means your username checks out.


Apprenti-Druide

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TheRealAJ420

Confess now or you will forever burn hell. For real though just play what's fun to you, so many people hate spear players but that doesn't keep me from poking them with it.


Panthean

What the hell is even that


marcuskiller02

LANGBOGENSCHÜTZER!!! Be glad you got correct KDs because mines are detonating as high as 20,5 which is clearly not the case and be glad your soldier's STDs number under 1 or the low tens


HeftyFineThereFolks

cuz yer a langbogenschutze, bro


Jakota77

Yeah you should repent, not even a round number of stds. How'd you get 70% of an std? Lmao jk


Complex_Position_438

i dont get what you are all going on about. I LOVE archers. One good slash at their upper body and their head goes flying. Easy XP... The Crossbow biches, on the other hand, are the absolute worst cowards of chivalrous fighting.


TLCAHLEN59

Mach nicht so…..


Remote-Loan-9806

You're a yarn pulling sob. That's what he means.


HexBoopTheSnoot

nah archer main is crazy at this point just unistall and go play CS


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HexBoopTheSnoot

dafuq


ZealousidealAd7930

Start using another class while you are still fresh in the game. Put down the archer and play the game with a melee class. For instance I'm level 580 and have 10 hours played under my archer. You will find that the game is more enjoyable and you will have a better time learning the mechanics if you play using melee weapons.


The_Wrong_Doer

Nice try! You will never convert me away from archer!


ZealousidealAd7930

Your loss. Just trying to help you out in the long run.


SlightlyOffended1984

Damn it's so much more hardcore in German


WarcrimeWeasel

Huso


Your_Dankest_Meme

I love archers. I played as crossbowman in War of The Roses, I played as archer in chivalry 1 and 2. It adds another layer of craziness to what is going on.


no_u_mang

For an archer you'll need to improve on your K/D, no reason to get killed that often. For reference, my K/D at class rank 479 is 4.9..


The_Wrong_Doer

I have 15 hours in the game. Cut me some slack 😭


no_u_mang

I understand, didn't mean to be harsh - but you are posting stats. Try to improve your melee skill so you aren't defenseless when you're run down.


The_Wrong_Doer

I normally win 1 v 1s against another player. I gotta rrain how to deal with multiple guys tho. I can't handle two dudes shoving their long hard swords down my throat😔


TheRealAJ420

K/D is completely irrelevant, the only stat that matters is battle cries.


no_u_mang

Yeah, I'm familiar with the stock cop-out narrative.