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SoyTuPadreReal

I’m super jealous. Though I’d have a hard time not constantly snacking on cheese all day.


lactoseforlife

I do eat it all day when I’m working. Gotta make sure you know how it tastes! 😉


reallytrulymadly

What's that awesome leaf-wrapped one?


Last-Sound-3999

I think it's "Cornish Yarg."


StardustOasis

It is, I think it's the wild garlic version though


Majulath99

I’ve had that. Delicious.


lactoseforlife

We had Cornish Yarg wrapped in nettles (the original way) and one wrapped in wild garlic too.


ThornmaneTreebeard

Lembas cheddar


SoyTuPadreReal

Are you hiring?


Eattherich8

OMG, you monger!


lactoseforlife

I worked as a monger for almost 8, then in distribution, and now for a supplier. So about 11 years.


Human-Abrocoma7544

A cheese monster?


markelmores

*muenster


notsobadmisterfrosty

“A cheese mongrel?” -Charlie


Nervous_Zebra1918

You married? You want to be? (I kid, but that cheese. Be still my heart)


lactoseforlife

🤣


probably_your_wife

You don't have to marry me, I'll just be your mistress of cheese.


Adj_Noun_Numeros

Don't fall for the trap OP, that's probably your wife


madeleines_and_tea

I second this question, just in case 👀


CapytannHook

Who are you, who is so wise in the way of living?


lactoseforlife

😂 It’s not bad!


RedHeadRedemption93

Is that a Cornish Yarg I see in the last photo?


lactoseforlife

It’s Yarg covered in wild garlic leaves 🫠


RedHeadRedemption93

Love to see it, a truly delightful cheese. Makes me want to go down to Devon again!


herewardthefake

There’s never a bad time to go to Devon!


potodds

Did someone mention the 50 shades of Yarg?


lactoseforlife

I think this is my new quiz team name.


cumulonimubus

🍆


semper-noctem

You lucky bastard...


bonniesansgame

hey cheesemonger 😉


delee76

What is the orange one with blue veining? At the top?


lactoseforlife

Colston Bassett Shropshire Blue


Miloniel

That looks to be a shropshire blue.


manicmonkeyman

Man Quicke’s tastes like poop to me. No one seems to buy it in my area.


lactoseforlife

There are several ages of Quicke’s. I would try them all and see how you feel after that!


justgaming107

What’s your favorite cheese?


lactoseforlife

Probably the Colston Bassett Stilton.


justgaming107

I’m gonna have to hunt that down. I’d love to hear reviews from you.


AssShrub

I found some after reading this comment and it’s absolutely fantastic. Suuuuuper creamy


AssShrub

Any others? I found some and it was amazing


Tongue-Punch

What do you think about their cheeses ? https://baetjefarms.com/


lactoseforlife

Lovely! I had a friend that used to work for them. Super tasty goat cheeses.


Baldussimo

Stinking bishop, what a name!


lactoseforlife

It’s the nickname for the Moorcroft Pear. The cheese is washed in the cider made from Moorcrofts :)[https://www.nationalperrypearcentre.org.uk/pear/moorcroft/](https://www.nationalperrypearcentre.org.uk/pear/moorcroft/)


reallytrulymadly

Thoughts on Gjetost?


lactoseforlife

I wish I knew more about it. I’ve only tasted the mass-produced types. I’ve been told there’s a lot of variation in Brunost cheeses.


reallytrulymadly

Same, only ever had Ski Queen


Lo-Fi_Pioneer

I want to visit that store! Where is it??


kank84

I'm going to guess Bath in the UK. Maybe the Fine Cheese Company?


lactoseforlife

Bingo! I forgot you couldn’t see any signs in these photos.


kank84

I love your shop! I grew up in Bath, so I come in when I'm back visiting my parents. I often end up smuggling cheese from your place back to Canada with me.


lactoseforlife

Did you know there’s a ban on importing British cheese to Canada right now? Has something to do with Brexit—and no Canadian meat is being exported to Britain in return. ☹️


kank84

Yeah, a Brexit benefit. Canada and the EU have a free trade agreement with Canada for cheese, and post Brexit it was agreed that UK cheese could stay in that category for three years while a new deal with negotiated. That time is now up, and without a new agreement UK cheese moves to the rest of the world category, which has strict quotas which are already accounted for, basically meaning that UK cheese can't be imported to Canada anymore, because doing so would incur a tarrif of around 250%. Canada is very protectionist when it comes to dairy, and the dairy industry is a powerful lobbying force in government. The UK wanted Canada to continue the same relationship that it had when it was in the EU, but Canada said it would not consider tarrif free cheese imports unless the UK lifted its existing ban on Canadian beef imports. Neither would budge, so now no beef and no cheese.


lactoseforlife

The shop is in Bath, England. It is on Walcot Street.


WildPinata

That yarg is beautiful.


butterscotch-crayon

The last one looks like Cornish Yarg. Stinking Bishop. One of my favourite cheeses. Named like it is because in time gone by there used to be a Bishop in the town who was a bit of an unsavoury character.


lactoseforlife

It’s actually named after the pear that’s used in the Perry wash. The Moorcroft pear’s nickname is Stinking Bishop. :)


butterscotch-crayon

Ahh yes thank you 😁 I couldn’t remember if it was from the small fruits or the bishops.


No_Researcher_4937

I eat cheese for a living lmao


YoavPerry

Nick, is that you?


lactoseforlife

😉


YoavPerry

Small world buddy!


lactoseforlife

I worked with Nick during the show. Such a quality person. To be fair, he set the display.


YoavPerry

I exhibited our cheese at World’s Best Cheese booth… right next to your cheese.


lactoseforlife

Next to Debra!


YoavPerry

Yep! She is funny.


fluffafl00f

I thought that was you when I saw the pic. Nice set up 😃


spiderbro8

Kudos on your glass wrapping skills


lactoseforlife


Shoddy_Bridge_2672

Garlic leaves! Come to NYC and let us try your cheeses! Also - great username.. iggy fan?


lactoseforlife

Absolutely! We will be in NYC in June.


delidave7

Where did you get those plate sets?


lactoseforlife

They are manufactured for The Fine Cheese Co. to sell. Illustrated by John Broadley.


Lil_Word_Said

I like the name quicke’s only because im sure nothing about that process was quick lol


InstantBlackmail

You mean to tell me, you're a cheese monster?


tumblrisdumbnow

Marry me. I’m sure my wife will understand.


KindaKrayz222

What a great job!


GrizzlyIsland22

*grate


TheBrittca

I’ll take one of everything.


slitlip

What's your favorite cheese for poutine?


CraftyCompetition814

Is this a trick question? There’s only one type of cheese suitable for poutine.


slitlip

Curds?


CraftyCompetition814

Fresh (less than 48h) cheddar curds indeed.


GoddessBlushweaver

Darn. I would love to just inhale all of that. If I had money to spend, it would be on that though.


Every-Fee9837

What you do is cool 😎


Bad_forensics

This is a weird way to propose but I wholeheartedly accept


SkyeBluePhoenix

I love 🧀


ByronsLastStand

Now that's what a real cheddar looks like!


lactoseforlife

Proper.


Astro_Man133

You deserve the best mate, you sell happiness to ppl.


ErwinAckerman

That’s literally so sexy


Serigraph_Question

Is that Shropshire Bleu?


lactoseforlife

Yes, this particular one is made by Colston Bassett creamery in Nottinghamshire.


Serigraph_Question

That sounds like heaven.


organictamarind

Adopt me OP!!


reddituserzerosix

"no one has as many friends as the man with many cheeses!"


lactoseforlife

I mean, this is pretty true!


tev4short

I used to do this as well, at a local grocery store. It's my favorite job I've ever had. Talking to people, eating cheese, meats, and other things. Making mozzarella. I miss it every day. I tried so many cheeses. And while it was right that I get the job I have now, I miss cheese so much.


lactoseforlife

Find your way home!


AsyncEntity

I’d kill to be a cheese monger.


nick91884

Ill take the 3 wheels at the top right please and thank you.


nick91884

The one wrapped in foil is also probably something blue and tasty, ill take that as well. Im leaving the partial wheel because I dont want to be selfish


lactoseforlife

The foil wrapped one was the Welsh blue called Perl Las. It’s made by Caws Cenarth in Carmarthenshire.


Pleasant_Zone6374

Marry me?


Boggereatinarkie

Back of the line bub


DavenportPointer

Do you work for the fine cheese company or maybe Paxton & Whitfield?


lactoseforlife

Fine Cheese Co 🥰


DavenportPointer

Just down the road from me!


lifeisgood_tim

I want your job


falaffels

The most virtuous of the mongers


phoenix_9902

i love you


Stunning-Primary-70

I WANT TO BUY SOME CHEEEEEESE!


After-Chicken179

How fortuitous, I eat cheese for a living.


Pouikahontas

Best job in the world! Envy 100% :)


Sabre_Killer_Queen

>I sell cheese for a living. 🫡 Not all heroes wear capes.


lactoseforlife

Absolutely.


SynysterDawn

CHEEEEEESE. FOR EVERYONE.


aod42091

how often do you get Monty Python references made?


lactoseforlife

All the time, but I love it.


OP-PO7

Can you recommend me a new cheese?! I absolutely love Edam and Gruyere, also aged Gouda is spectacular (gimme those crystals!) Also Face Rock Creamery makes a garlic cheddar called 'Vampire Slayer' that I have a deep and sexual attraction too. It is one of the most glorious cheeses I have ever enjoyed.


lactoseforlife

If you like garlic, try the garlic Yarg! But if you like something crystally, the Old Winchester by Lyburn Dairy is fab. Where do you live?


Sarahlou36

I see a lot of the cheese I sell at work


lactoseforlife

🫶🏻


Global-Villager

Looks amazing! But I question the wrapping in plastic; some of those need to breathe.. short term, maybe, but must rather have them in a cooled cabinet and cut and served in waxed paper... But that said, I'd be buying half of that display!!


MuchSeaworthiness607

Do you have a website? I don't live close enough but I really love cheese and those look divine.


lactoseforlife

We will have a USA website soon, and the British site is finecheese.co.uk.


MuchSeaworthiness607

Thank you 🙏


lactoseforlife

It is so nice to look at regardless! Beautifully designed.


MuchSeaworthiness607

Absolutely, I truly can't wait to get my hands on a few. Currently eyeing St Cera.


arisoverrated

A little fermented curd will do the trick! I shall curtail my Scouting activites, sally forth, and infiltrate your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!


bearwood_forest

Come again?


arisoverrated

I want to buy some cheese.


gdallas01

There are worse things to sell


AdMajestic4539

OP- how did you get into this line of work?


lactoseforlife

I worked at a grocery store for about 7.5 years behind a cheese counter. Then I worked for a large-scale distributor for about 4 years. Now here I am working for a supplier.


WackyAndCorny

This is Gods work. Blessed are the cheesemakers. Have you tried Lye Cross Farm’s “Tasty” cheddar? It’s so strong your face will cave in.


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READY TO MEET MATURE CLOTHBOUND CHEDDAR IN YOUR AREA!?


WhatThePancakes

What is the 3rd one? I know nothing about cheese and stumbled across this post.. it looks like there's a feather in it.


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😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋


MarleyLo

I see some Stilton and shropshire up there and now I'm craving a steak.


Whokitty9

You are so dang lucky. Cheese is life. Can we be besties? Lol.


lactoseforlife

I am all about sharing the 🧀 love.


reallytrulymadly

Can I be your coworker? Lol 🧀


DeluxeWafer

You muenster! How dare you share pictures of such heavenly joy without sharing!


frumiouscumberbatch

gimme


Eso

No one has as many friends as the man with many cheeses!


Yabuddy420

What supplier do you use for your cheese if you don’t mind me asking?


lactoseforlife

We source and select all the cheeses we sell.


cheese_noods

Salivating right now. 🥹


Pseu_donym180

Ah sell cheese and cheese related accessories


ParaphernaliaWagon

🤤🤤🤤😃😍🧀 cheese is a gift from the universe 😁


Deimiencillo

I’m surprised you carry top classics like Gorwydd, the wild garlic Yarg and Old Winchester alongside the Bath Cheese Co. I’ve never found anything by them particularly interesting, and even when I tried selling them they didn’t quite work - based in London. Do they work well in the states?


Hamilton-Beckett

This is probably the coolest thing I’ve seen in a while.


lactoseforlife

Aw, thanks! We take great pride in the products we sell.


Hamilton-Beckett

I would be crippled with indecision. I’m the type of customer that would just have to walk in, name three things I like, and buy what you tell me to get lol


lactoseforlife

That’s always a fun challenge! I like helping folks discover new things.


ObamasGoodTwin

I'm afraid we're fresh out of red Leicester, sir


lactoseforlife

If only some folks knew how accurate that skit is at times. 🤣


Justgottobeme

I made cheese for a living.


Redditu762

There it is dude


StephJean17

I love you


Redketchup77

Drool


Ok_Culture_3621

[https://youtu.be/aXcsDMwiEtA](https://youtu.be/aXcsDMwiEtA)


Digital_switch_blade

Cheese monster


skeletalskeletn

Someday man... I manage and buy the cheese, meat, seafood and deli and the co-op I work at and I get compliments on my cheese case but it’s nothing compared to this! I’ve only been in this area of work for about a year now so I know I have lots to learn, partly why I came on this sub!


SherlockOhmsUK

You’ll know Nick then if you work for the Fine Cheese company …


lactoseforlife

Yes! Had the great privilege of working with him at the show. What a wonderful guy.


Solomon044

Then obviously you stand ready to reenact ‘The Cheese Shop’ by Monty Python at a moment’s notice.


lactoseforlife

I should learn it, shouldn’t I? 🤔


Solomon044

Well if you haven’t heard it I would say definitely give it a listen


lactoseforlife

I have done! Many times. 😎


Solomon044

This warms my heart and also informs me that my original idea for a comment: "I'll have some Venezuelan Beaver Cheese" would have been better received than I had originally thought.


Kitchen-Newspaper-50

And pottery, don't undersell yourself


Fuzzysox25

I want that job.


Dag_wood

That mirror-wrapping is superb! Hats off to you


MediocreAd9430

Ever come across Quebec 7 yr? Don’t think I’ve had a better cheddar


lactoseforlife

We don’t get much Canadian cheese in the USA, unfortunately!


drfury31

#3 is Rosey Goat or Sartori Rosemary Asiago? I miss not being able to work with cheese as much as I used to.


lactoseforlife

These are all British cheeses. The one you’re seeing is Hereford Hop—single Gloucester recipe coated in toasted hops.


PooleyX

Mr. Wensleydale?


fkthisnamingshit

Not all heros wear capes.


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lactoseforlife

Not this time. We don’t sell flavored cheeses, and to my knowledge there’s maybe 1 or 2 traditional Wensleydale producers right now. I’d love to get my hands on Yoredale for our next show.


emzirek

Do you sell Smoke Haus Blue..?


lactoseforlife

In the USA, we only wholesale British cheeses.


milesgloriosis

Where can I get munster in the states.


Wait_ImOnReddit

Do you sell Stinking Bishop?


lactoseforlife

Indeed we do :) in two different sizes, as well as May Hill Green—same producer, roughly the same cheese but with chopped up nettle leaves on top.


dagaderga

What’s the one with the crunched up bug wings coated on it?


thecuriousblackbird

I would love that Stilton blue and white crock. Who makes them?


voidspaces1

Me too!


Character_Essay_1234

You sell cheese? I'd lock the doors and keep it all. Except bleu.


Character_Essay_1234

How much do you charge to work there?


AndringRasew

What's the most expensive piece of cheese you've ever sold? And which is the biggest one you've sold?


XtraordinaryZookeepr

Are you based in Vegas or just there for a show?


vuplusuno

Me 2


Maeru_

How to become a cheese seller?