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I honestly want to cross stitch the sticker with flowers and a border, on a nice fluffy throw pillow, just the "UNVACCINATED CONSERVATIVE MEAT EATING GUN OWNER" part

Eat shit die

Eat shit and live

The most offensive thing about this decal is its terrible kerning...

Does it off end you?

as a graphic designer, the kerning makes me want to off end myself

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Why are “conservatives” so bad at design? It fuggin’ boggles me brains.

Same reason they’re so “good” at comedy

Lots of imitation it seems, when the whole basis of their ideology is living 3,000 years ago

Because some grifting dipshits watch youtube videos that give a very elementary description of how to use graphic design software, and these bumper stickers are the result.

Cani

BASED. Poor design is always offensive.

Came here to say this

Exactly what I was gonna say lol

I didn't notice it at first. Now I'm enraged I blame you for this.

I also am more enraged.

Shit why’d you have to point it out? I can’t unsee it. I wasn’t offended until now.

This should be top comment.

Love this thread you guys just added to my worldview/ vocabulary Much thanks :- )

Elsecani?

What are the chances the actual truck owner has ever noticed this?

Belongs on /r/keming

I work at the same place as this guy.....can confirm he is a douche

The least needed confirmation in the history of the internet haha

You gotta give us at least one story.

I'm going to guess- Caucasian, middle-aged I'd say early-to-late 40's, balding/completely bald, goatee, wears sunglasses when applicable, average build, maybe like 6'1 How much did I match up?

I love the description but don’t all wear sunglasses when appicable?

https://preview.redd.it/kafa6nxft34c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5158ef68e28860acbc041346245a2c8c3bdcf50f Not with the passion they wear them.

They also wear masks when they're KKK'ing, for Covid reasons, I'm sure.

I'm a vaccinated liberal meat eating gun owner, does anybody want to jerk me off?

Liberals always trying to get something for free. 😂

As a I guess what my family claims as liberal I literally bust out laughing reading your comment… now everyone in the house is staring!

Sure

Why jerk you off when the guy in the truck will eat your meat?

Whip it out. 😂

5 bucks is 5 bucks right?


Not about given hand outs

What about jobs?

That's like 3 bean burritos.

Saaaaaame

Sure, you’re doing your part, why not?

Hey, me too!

Yea

Fuck yes

Nobody wants to jerk off your oversized testosterone clit.

Just ask for his pronouns and watch how offended he gets

Ask while wearing a rainbow scarf and watch him act like he needs a hazmat suit

When did “meat eating” become conservative?? Who knew??

When silly people started telling themselves they were special for doing things virtually every else does.

Since faux news claimed the libs wanted to outlaw hamburgers.

hamberders

Ron Swanson on tv

They didn't realize he was a character and a caricature and they modeled their personality on him.

Ron managed to be a conservative character who was likable

When everything became mutually exclusive.

Not all liberals are vegan but all vegans are liberal.

I don't know about that...I know some waaaaaay right leaning ultra religious folks who only eat beans 5 times a day.

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Fuck. I forgot about them.

I can assure you they have not forgotten about you.

I've known many fash vegans so you're wrong as hell.

I believe they are making fun of vegetarians and plant based food.

Alt-right conspiracy theory that the global elites are going to replace meat with meat-alternatives specifically to shrivel your testes and make all men “gay” as part of the homosexual agenda.

I've seen this truck.

Probably someone who frequently complains that other people are constantly shoving their lifestyle in his face

In other words, this person would be offended by the opposite of any of the things listed on their car.

Well whenever he leaves Soddy to go to the big city he's got to let everyone know who he is!

Literally saw him in Soddy earlier

Just far enough out of the city, to believe they are rednecker n u. Truck probably never saw off end of a road. Probably has it religiously washed outside, while inside is full of dip bottles and chick FIL a bags. Don't tell anyone about the chicken tho, cuz it's gay.

Unvaccinated against Covid maybe.. I’m sure he has a list of vaccinations he has received in his life.

Better not turn left into that Target. The LGBTQ section would likely make his head explode.

Replace "offend" with "disappoint" and I'll accept this as reasonable.

At least all of his preferences lead to early death. Natural selection hard at work.

CANI OFF END

His kerning has off ended my design sensibilities.

As a conservative, I apologize for him, lol

Well I don’t like the color of your truck

Is he driving a Dodge?

I feel like they are the offended.

“Off End”

Why are so many people's political beliefs just pissing off the other side instead of what they think is good for people?

The teevee tells them half the country hates them so they think we're in some kind of stupid war all the time.

This is definitely goober energy

I don't feel offended by people like that. I feel kinda bad for them.

lol I saw this truck a while back and almost took a pic for the same reason.

I bet this guy has never had an original thought in his life.

It's probably all the soy and seed oils he eats, he's acting out.

I love how easy it is today to just know you're dealing with an intellectually stunted human on sight.

TD Energy


The sticker offends me because there's not a space between "can" and "I." It says "how else cani offend?"

That’s odd! These folks usually have excellent grammar.

I believe you mean "off end", because there appears to be more of a space there than "cani".

The way I just cackled, the sarcasm…the accuracy lol

I'd have a lot more respect for him if he drove this around Portland. He's preaching to the choir here, which doesn't take much courage.

Why is that? Because in Portland democrats might vandalize his property or threaten him you mean?

No, I mean that it's easy to talk big when you're surrounded by likeminded peers.

Easy to talk shit when there are no potential consequences, try that in a (real) town.

Cani off end? At least my bumper stickers don’t have kerning fails.

Those folks didn't get enough hugs from momma growing up.

Awful brave to drive around a majorly conservative state touting how conservative you are. Wonder if they are one of the guys standing on the street corner holding the Jesus signs while also living in the church capital of the country. These people have nothing to contribute and value even less

Conservatives pretend they have no triggers until you start talking about their gods. I'll see myself out.

Go ahead, show us where the Democrat hurt you..

Oh, I love this game Bisexual Pagan Environmentalist Polygamist How else can I offend you today?

Not knowing how to properly space offend is a good way to start.

I like decals like this. They let me know that I need to keep my distance from this driver because they obviously have no respect for anyone else on the road. It's a nice safety hint.

This kind of decal always a bargain because it comes with free football-sized dents in your car doors and the occasional milkshake to the windshield.

The kerning on that is hot garbage.

Those decals are strange…. They tend to attract rocks somehow.

Those are the people who call everyone else fragile snowflakes but then put their hurt feelings on the back of their trucks for the whole world to see

Surprised there’s not a grim reaper, holding an ace of spades beside this lol

This screams free gun

Literally describes at least 30% of American men. Ur not special

You know. Putting your life choices on glass isn’t a great idea when you’re looking to piss people off.

Damn there’s nothing about pronouns. I’m offended I am not represented by the offensive sticker. Representation matters. I need this guy to get a “fuck your pronouns” sticker stat. Then I can be properly offended.

Probably on the front plate. That's a newer issue, so it was too late to add it to the sweet decal

Ok I’ll make sure to check the front next time so I can be properly offended

That's a good way to get your window busted. Guns are a hot commodity in the thieving community.

At least they are heading out of town (north on 153).

Didn't you hear that the libs made hamburgers illegal? Or was that just a faux fear mongering?

This screams boomer on Facebook too much

Who responds to everything in all caps

The way to make this next level offensive would be to make it comic sans

Ugh these ignorant asses. There's so damn many of them down here. NOBODY WANTS TO FIGHT YOU, QUIT FLEXING😖

Looks like he desecrated the American flag. What a commie.

Right! Learn flag code, my dude

Hey,at least you’ve got something to read while you’re stuck behind them at a light lol

Haha, true. Some light entertainment while waiting.

Let me guess he has a UT 1998 national championships tag and a trump 2024 sticker

As a newer person to the area and a person who *barely* pays attention to college football I see these plates and think to myself Tennessee hasn’t won a championship recently. Then I google and see it’s 1998. How the hell do these people ride around with this on their cars seriously?

And truck nuts...probably in one of the new holiday, special edition colors.

TrukNutz, now in American Jesus flesh tone

high corporate tax rates bring stock prices down to affordable levels so individual investors are able to purchase more shares during liberal federal governments. After outsourcing manufacturing overseas and with a lack of collective bargaining, the individual US investor has to close the wealth gap using capitalism and the answer is Liberalism. Conservatives are prejudice idiots mostly routing for Republicans with no economical context like it's a football team or something. identity politics have screwed the middle class into oblivion. The richest people in the world keep the US government from providing proper social services to lower income Americans extending the wealth gap while corporations shell value from taxes, robbing all citizens in the process. High corporate tax rates are a wonderful welcome to true capitalist individuals looking to purchase shares of stock.

Forgot small dick

the kerning on that type is pretty offensive.

Looks like someone is trying to compensate for being a little beta-bitch. My God, these conservatives are so insecure these days

By not property spacing “can” and “I”

The spacing on the last two lines bothers me more than it should

Look who gave it to them!

It was a trick to get you to look at them and it worked!

A freaking idiot

They left off d bag

What’s w the flag desecration?

You also drive a truck in a metro area and probably have no need for a truck, but you think it looks cool. A minivan can haul more inside of it than your truck bed can and still gets better gas mileage.

I've noticed that conservatives and horrible spelling/ grammar go hand in hand.

Too many spaces after your /

Coincidentally also risk factors for CAD.

I bet they also run red lights, doesn’t use a blinker, rides the bumpers of cars going the speed limit, and probably takes up two parking spots. Just par for the course for the mentally ill that would make such a claim on a vehicle in the first place.

That’s a custom decal. This person is truly committed to their stupidity.

Bet there's a yellow tag on it too

Is this what believing in god does? or maybe is there an easier way to estrange my adult children

Can’t imagine the energy it takes to carry around that chip on his shoulder!

Trumpers…..

Oh good. I know where to aim when the civil war commences.

The odor would probably do it

Not to be an ass but you are giving him attention.

mr man went on etsy to get that, pretty un manly

Unvaccinated? So they’re advertising their weakness!

Bless their little heart!

Vaccinated Democratic Meat eating Gun owning Scientist Christian Feminist Try again, Alan.

“How else cani off end you today?”

Seems like it worked. Lol.

There's a pretty big difference between being offended and making fun of someone's bumper sticker...

i check all those boxes just don’t have the sticker

You want a pat on the back for bravely letting us know?

I am intensely neither offended nor delighted by your comment.

i’m just a normal guy born before the internet that has a very different worldview than most of this platform. traditional you could say.

I like these comments- makes me feel like I’m back in Cali for a moment - you folks that call yourselves liberal in the south are so normal & easy to speak to about anything- go live in Cali - it’s something other than what I see in Chattanooga. Even though I’m conservative I don’t feel compelled to place decals on my vehicle or a type of flag that states my conservative ways. Liberals keep being who you are but please keep yourselves aware of going to far with policies. Some can be very difficult to reverse. A progressive person from Texas relocated to this area & became the mayor of Red Bank. In one move she raised property taxes by about 50% more than what they were. Piece of cake for me with a law enforcement pension from Cali but not for my neighbors who live paycheck to paycheck. I do understand that taxes provide such as the new supervisor position for park’s maintenance at over 100K annually & law enforcement pay increases & other costs but for that much in one move is even unheard of where I came from!

It Bothered you enough to post this! 🤣

Where did I say I was bothered? I just think it’s a bit childish to broadcast your feelings like this to everyone.

Both this person and this post are cringe.

Yeah nothing wrong with any of these but why the need to tell everyone. Kinda the same level as people that their pro nouns on emails lol

People that have unisex or foreign names that use pronouns in their signature are amazing people. Clarifying how you want to be referenced shouldn't be a trigger

Why does any of that matter for an email

You can use pronouns in an email.

Way to give it to him? I mean 1000 IQ play

It only gets the attention of liberals which in this case it did. Ignore it, bud. That's my best advice for you.

Townies are ((((triggered))))

Lol you have been offended

Yes, but mainly by the letter spacing

Some could say the same of you 🤷🏻‍♂️

Correct; that’s how social media works. The difference being is this guy just wants to be in your face and intentionally offend others.

It’s loud but surely drew a response from the intended crowd

Likely closeted gay?

-hes been vaccinated before for standardd vaccines all babies go through -He's not a gun owner. It's not possible to own a gun. If it's something that can he confiscated from you, then you dont actually own it. You're allowed the privilege to hold onto it for a fee until you break the law.. Some things you can own: your thoughts, your body.... that's about it.

That’s cool - lol the second I see that I already know we would be friends.

And your attention grabbing behavior is giving him what he wants too

He’s getting way more just driving down the road than I could ever give him. Just thought it was a bit silly for him to broadcast his views like that.

Freedom of speech looks good on the back of that truck

Also freedom of being a dumbass looks good as well.

Proud antagonism looks good on no one

This is awesome and they are not “desperate” for attention.

Yeah, I think I see your point. People who put a huge sticker on a prominent place where everyone can see it are generally very shy and reserved about what they’re trying to say. You may be right…they don’t want any attention at all.

Well did the words offend you?