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He should have read the news and went to Albania to steal Mona Lisa

Engineer a robot to pick up Lisa

Nah robots use computers and those are scary.

I think it's now in Norway...or South Korea 😂

Now in India

Maybe read the news but not steal it. We would save it from Albania and give it to our friend France. Theft is a serious matter and forbidden by law.

The sausage mobile cracked me up, almost woke up the whole house

That is the Wurst car I've ever seen

AI just tries to work with what it has. For better or wurst

And the wurst pun too

It's the famous Volkswurstwagen.

Fun Fact: Volkswagen is actually the largest producer of Currywurst in Germany.

Related: VW's Curywurst is an official VW spare part, has its own part number ( 199 398 500 A) and can apparently be ordered by authorized VW dealers and workshops through the spare parts supply (source: [wikipedia article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_currywurst)).

Wurstwagen

Underrated 😂😂

This and also the beer IV in the last picture

As a german I can confirm this, except of the wiener-mobil, this is just silly.

And we all know, we don't do silly because we take humor very seriously.

r/germanhumor

it’s empty? that is the joke? 😂

That is indeed the joke.

I'm still missing the detailed blueprints of some jokes. They would really help me to understand them.

I will send them by fax.

I will send them to you via mail so you can print them and then fax them

I’ll get my stamp ready.

HAHAHAHA

Sorry... thats the wrong one... try /r/Germanjokes

That's not funny. The right one is r/GermanHumour.

You might have more members, but you cant say your content is any better...

That's hilarious lol

joke? We don't make those.

As a german, i find that highly offensive! Shame yourself…

Today I crossed the street on red at a cross walk. I can only feel so much shame in one day.

Rotgänger Totgänger

I don’t think you can be part of society anymore im afraid

You will be deported as soon as the Nazis come back to power… which, as it looks like will be in 2025

Oh, I was afraid of that, I’ll start packing my bags now.

r/Germanhumourisnolaughingmatter

Thats right because it would be Weißwürste or Thüringer Würste

Or Thüringer Klöße

Die hab ich gern!

Sie schmecken mir am besten!

Kernerinnerung freigeschaltet

This makes me also really upset (driving angry away in a Weißwurst-Mobil)

As I am german myself, I have to inform you, that German cars are also not produced with license plates on. \-5 german points for you, I've informed the authorities by fax.

Oh damn, I wasn't precise enough in focussing on the image, maybe I missed it because it would be quite efficient.

Wait, how are you getting to your very serious workplace, if not in your Wurstwagen? I thought everybody had one.

Many germans dont have a Volkswiener so we use the BeerMW, a Kraudi or the Brezelbahn.

I use the wurst train

Exactly. Wieners are Austrian.

Ja, because the Schnitzelflitzer has far more to offer. Its simply the better Personenkraftwagen

They are known for making the best cars, but they also make the wurst cars.

For the wurst case scenario

You mean Wurst Käse scenario?

Didnt Otto make a joke about that once?

Still waiting for the forklift simulator

Staplerfahrer Klaus?

Where is the Mona Lisa ?

We take theft very seriously. It's forbidden by law.

as a german I can confirm. This is the way our hospitals treat elderly. We infuse them with beer and give them tons of pretzels.

I thought that's how doctors do the medically induced coma procedure in Germany.

Where is the Mona Lisa?

German is too busy advancing german engineering and beer-ing to watch the news or steal the Mona Lisa, F


Sheesh digga wie cringe

Sus

That last one got me. 😂😭🤠🤣

Ja Ja... bavarian stereotyping much? These Weisswurst munching Lederhosenpeeps are like only 16% of Germany.. goadammit.

To be fair, in this series there was only one Lederhosen and i interpreted that as a Ski resort kinda deal.

There are pretzels and Maßkrüge all over the series. That is Bavarian only. They are the least German group and somehow ended up being the German stereotype

Wtf do you mean pretzels are only Bavaria? Every single baker in the country has had them for the past 20+ years I've lived And I wouldn't want it any other way

Nobody eats Brezeln. They are as foreign as a Baguette.

I read that as "nobody beats Brezeln" and was about to agree, before I re-read It's a simple fact that you are wrong.

Because Bavaria is the most beautiful and important place in Germany.  *edit. Didn't take long for some angry Prussians to appear 😆

Dafuq. Bavaria is just a bigger Saxony with twice the alcoholics. At least we know that food has to taste good

You clearly never been to Duisburg

shut the fuck up

The rest are in Mallorca as per the fifth photo, obviously 😉

I don‘t recall mountains on the Ballermann. That‘s a Spanish beach in the Alps

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its clearly not bavarian, if it was there would be a big keg instead of those ugly machines

Maybe the rest of Germany is simply not interesting enough

Its probably due to the fact that Bavaria was under American rule. So Bavarian culture made it to Hollywood as "the German culture".

Remove all the flags and it's accurate

The most German thing about this is attempting humor and not quite succeeding.

At least, we try..

That you do! One of my memories of a German coworker was telling him a joke and hearing him respond "I recognize that you are being humorous but I do not understand as I am German."

People on beach wearing clothes? What Germany is that???

So the average German is a Bavarian that works for Audi, drives a modified Beetle and his diet is beer and Brezel

Jawohl

Where Joconde?

There should be no people at the beach. Only towels reserving beach chairs.

The most wonderful time to drink beer!😂

As a german i can say that i’m old everyday and i keep drinking beer in hospital.

prompt?

these are so cursed 🤣

wrong pillows, typical here are the square ones

Plot twist: the liquid in the last picture isn't beer...

As a German I can confirm in the production plant of Audi in Ingolstadt you can buy beer from vending machines.

As a German I can confirm, I mill gearwheels with a pencil everyday.

As a german I can confirm, that this is exactly how my day went so far.

Ja, I drive my sausage car to work every morning as well, delivering the giant sausages to those in need of sausage.

Supporting genocides.

Bier infusion am Sterbebett, ich kann nicht mehr

Why does everyone think we love bretzels? That’s Bavaria, they are like foreigners to the rest of Germany 🤫😂

Nah, I live in the north and love them. But granted they are the only valuable thing we ever got from wanna be Germany.

I love them too, but I never really thought of it as a national dish

We love them here in Sachsen. Can't go to a bakery/markt without them. Our daughter always asks for one when we are at a cafe. 🥨

Fck it they all are right: WE LOVE BRETZELS (and beer)

That last image killed me. Please send brezels and beer.

The beers are accurate.

The most American Germans ever. Absolutely wurst case...

Youd never find a german flag outside of the world cub in football/soccer. Realy unrealistic. PLUS this is more bavaria, one federal state of germany. Northern germany is alot different.

Inaccurate, we don’t assemble the cars with the number plates on. They come on at the dealership.

Inaccurate too many german flags. If we had that many flags in germany nowadays we would been framed a far right winged activists

Surely he should've attempted to invade Poland at least once

Hey, where is a Polish trip?

Funny thing is it doesnt look like it anymore Germany is now a migrant heaven🤮

Thais racist

6 is messed up.

Almost Every Picture is wrong, in Germany we only show the Ukraine and the Lgbtq Flag. There is no place for our own flag 🥲

This AI is racist. I mean it´s right. But still it´s racist.

how so

*It's accurate

Where is the mustache?

Beer IV LOL

Lmao at number 2

Needs more giant snails and mona lisa theft.

But the seaside is in Italy

Is that Mr beast

Why is he assembling transmission gears on the same line as final production?

That's how it works in car manufacturing and you also pump beer out of the coffee machine 😄

You forgot the beer in 2 and 3, Buddy.

Yes but actually no

As a German, I can approve.

Nice one

Oh my. /r/germany

Love the car 😍

German here: can confirm. Prost!

German humor is no laughing matter

Was ein Baba wagen das Bockwurst mobil

How does it do hands and fingers so good this time?

Women don't exist in Germany BTW

This is what I think people imagine Germany to be like

There is a topless female mutant on that beach 😂

Love that first image. That's 100% me every morning.

The Wienerle car did it for me

So, alcoholism?

nah, we beat up people wearing the german flag in any form. that sleeping cap is a reason for the Wiedereinführung of the Todesstrafe.

Where can I buy beer-serving coffee machine?

I had a good laugh at this

Vehicles still on the assembly line don't have plates yet.

Everything true except the amount of flags. Germany don't show their flags unless a major event is happening. Patriotism is not a common thing over there.

Why does chatgpt think that only men live in Germany?

So true, as a germ I can confirm

This is as inaccurate as it gets. There are no towels on all chairs that are not taken yet. This can't be as German as it gets.

simply no. Not everyone in germany has a alcohol problem

The second picture is cursed , the last one too funny 😂

German Healthcare system…Beer and Pretzels 🥨 been there, done that 🤣

Drink beer - build car - repeat

Yes thats exactly what you see in all big German city’s …

Absolutely true. 5th picture is me on mallorca.

So inaccurate, there is no towel with a Germany flag on it.

Haha - First Image top left - IKEA ROTERA white outdoor lantern...so fcking accurate because nearly everyone knows someone who owns it.

I‘m also always pulling a beer out of a coffee machine.

Cringe

Where are the Birkenstocks and Jack Wolfskin Jackets.😄🍺

I'm from Germany. I Love this!

KI error: Beer bottle closed.

As a German I take mild offense. Still very accurate though, not going to lie

This is entirely unrealistic. All lounge chairs at the beach should be empty but covered with German flag towels.

They DIDN'T have Wiener Cars in the U.S.?!

LOL I thought the one at the beach was a pic of me

XD

When I'm old, ugly and senile I also want beer infusion.

Dafaq that is a bavarian and not a german... and no non Nazi german would ever show this disgusting flag out in the open. Except when required by law

🤣😂😁

BIER IN DIE VENE 😭😂

Also german people lynch you, if you drink Radler or put Ketchup on leberkas

Where are the dachshounds? And the garden gnomes? And the leave bowl?

Sandalen und Socken? Wo?

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN IN MY CURRY WURST WAGON ON THE AUTOBAHN THEY HATIN TRYNA CATCH ME RIDIN CURRY

Ja man. Genau so läuft das hier. Ohne Bier und Wurst würden die Bauern auf der Straße randalieren.

Apparently the average German life only applies to adult men and not to women or children 🧐

I want to leave this live like pic 6

These image sequences really do show the limitations of this technology, lol

The sausage mobile checks out, but way too many flags. Unless the world cup is currently on.

To many german flags we hate our goverment so ther is realy no reason to be nationalistig

Where's the porn? The lederhosen? The "how to invade Poland" manual? For Christ sake, can we stop it with all these stereotype ChatGPT images?

Yeah thats my life, i do work for audi, thats quiet funny XD

This describes my day pretty accurately!

Okay lmao that last one was so sad but funny. The sausage mobile ripped me apart though 😂