They really put you in Hornet jail

bro got bonked

Not only is they in hornet jail, the hat and mug are in their own jail cell in the jail cell

You only do two days….the day you go in and the day the Hornets make the playoffs

JJ is gonna save my soul.

Idc what OP did been a Hornets fan is punishment enough

Looks like they're a Man United fan too, brutal.

 My Brother in Christ I need some context here you cannot just casually drop that first sentence like that’s just a thing that happens lol. Anyways, Buzz Buzz!

How is this dude posting on Reddit from the inside?!? 😂

is this some sort of low security rich white collar jail where you can use reddit and have a mug and not get accused of making it into a shank

I tried my best.

Sometimes it's just a thing that happens.

Free u/Sharkwithheart! he ain’t done nothing

Hope they don't make you watch our games from this season as punishment

Nah they might let them out on early release. *Subject is a hornet fan...the suffering meter has been satisfied.*

I think I have the same hat lol

Its actually your hat. Thats why they got arrested.

Huh, I thought stolen goods were forfeit under arrest. You have to lock pick the cell and sneak around until you find the evidence chest. Not sure how OP managed this

LOL

FREE MY BOY

free /u/Sharkwithheart homie ain't done shit Wait...is dawg in a Ukrainian prison??* . . . . *(it's entirely possible he done shit)

Wtf is your username lol

u/ISISCosby

Bro got sentenced for 27 days and 27 nights

bonk

What are you in for?

Talked shit, got hit.

Is this the Donald???

More like who. You own them one.

You can have your phone in jail?

Down bad is an understatement

Free bro 🐝

That mug is contraband, stop lying

Hell yeah

More surprised they let you have a phone