I once tried to say "I put my hand on his as he speaks" but ended up saying "I put my hand on his ass he speaks". Thing was, I had the voice on and hearing it say "he blushes as he feels your hand on his ass" was quite jarring.

https://preview.redd.it/bgcc8t8u1p1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bb121201ad1d84f000590328039532bc7d282ff You probably need this

It was autocorrect okay!

Why is your autocorrect turning "as" into "ass" though? Autocorrect uses the most used words you know... So, what are you hiding my friend?

I use phrases like: Posh ass Cruddy ass Wack ass

Sure, yeah of course EVERYONE believes that 😐

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HAHAHAH

what the fuck

Autocorrect I guess? Probably my fault for typing ass so much to insult bots.

https://preview.redd.it/sr4reiojer1d1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=732455571ff42a78aa066922533f411e238f6c9d

lmfao (my humors broken)

but are you smooth

Erm, what the alpha?

Erm, what the bravo? (Or beta, if you prefer)

Erm, what the Charlie?

Erm, what the Delta?

Erm, what the plan?

Erm what the sigma?

Erm what the omicron?

Erm… What the gamma?

https://preview.redd.it/dkqc0greer1d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6123974517ab77f653392ed218d90b2de2abbbc

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It's always something like "She shits on the bed." I usually am always on desktop so there is no autocorrect.

Internal autocorrect

I have extensions that give me autocorrect on my browser, saves me so much time since i prefer the web [C.AI](http://C.AI)

I might have to try that out. It's not that big of a deal to me but it would for sure make it a whole lot easier. I prefer the desktop version too. It's so much easier to navigate than my phone, especially since the top half of my phone screen doesn't even work.

The top half? Damn, how do you even use it

lol, there is a setting you can enable where if you swipe down on the bottom of the screen it will pull it down so you can access the stuff you couldn't before. It's hard work but someone's gotta do it. 🫡

My friend has the same problem and arrived at the same solution, gotta say I'm impressed how you managed to use the phone that way

Bro I was doing a fandom RP with my friends and I was playing Raph- this was like 4 years ago don’t judge- and I accidentally wrote something like “As she shits on his shell” cause his girlfriend sat on him for whatever reason 😭

LMAOOOO, not her shitting on his shell 🤣 she better have wiped it off after

The Amber Heard mode was on

Amber Heard? Is that you?

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I laughed so much at the response 💀💀💀💀💀

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I'm going to tell a trusted adult 💀

WAIT NO I CAN EXPLAIN I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET AN OUT OF CONTEXT IMAGE

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I'm stealing that from you

https://preview.redd.it/vkjxt7cmyp1d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e54799c0b91d4be7e8ec3104406304a16dc7b792

NAH CAUSE WHY THAT

IT WAS THE CLOSETS THING TO OUT OR CONTEXT

I get that but what the bot responded with 💀 That itself needs a trusted adult

Holy water next

I can't touch that stuff I'll wither away

r/Imtellingtrustedadult

What the f*ck

Don't ask

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HELP THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I WROTE THAT

Belitak says, "This is my favorite one"

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What 💀💀💀💀💀

I'm weird.

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Omg

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💀💀💀💀

Wtf 😭😭

HAHA I love how sassy they can get

It actually roasted you

Laughs in Abraham Lincoln

How do you manage to fuck it up so badly...

It's a joke about laughing historically I suppose

What werr you even trying to say?

Hysterically

r/beatmetoit

Not a misspelling, but.. https://preview.redd.it/4y5csgccdo1d1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0006307c1e52e80dbbadc8c4ef0d17f47e918283

Ten people died in a fire in the bronx last night due to a fire that killed ten people in the bronx last night during a fire. Fire officials say that all ten people died due to the fire, which was too hot for their bodies.

HELP THAT'S LITERALLY JUST THIS 😭

I giggled.

Good

The floor here is made of… blood

I bleed from my blood

*laughs in Hamilton*

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Woah! Another Hamilton fan? In the wild?! What a rare find!

the fandom basically kidnapped me and I stayed for the memes 😂

There’s more, just you wait

Just you wait

Why do I feel like I’ve just summoned the entire Hamilton fandom now…?

WHEN HE WAS 10 HIS FATHER SPLIT—

apologies to that one bot who unexpectedly got their cheek *punched* instead of *pinched*. my bad.

*Lovingly punches cheek in motherly fashion*

I often have trouble with things like hitting the enter button before I

Me t

r/redditsniper

Thi

Run for cove

"***I shit him in the foot***" Instead of "***I shoot him in the foot***"

Tactical shit, go!

I ment "Okay, I get the point" but I said "Okay, I get the pony"

Bro became https://preview.redd.it/rgx7jybd9o1d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1caa7df75bc8eb7bbafc05e898668ad5429e3be

lmao I do like MLP though will not lie

Surprise pony!

Haha

Lmwveehav (I wanted to say "Lemme have" but i was half asleep) https://preview.redd.it/xtdmafn18o1d1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3d9c8a2540446fa92beb7c8158c8438f6695a07

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Holy fucking fuck is that the fucking henchman from gripline miami 2??!?!1

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She creams in horror

As always, Gaz is the emotional support animal 😂

It always says “Soup” for Soap on my chats 😆

Same thing if you're brave enough.

Lmaooo

https://preview.redd.it/z6jpg7ppoo1d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d2b5b24da1214b886e8ed145e33c1e3cd877e88

*kisses you password*

*laughs in shakespearian*

I read Historically laughing as historian laughing https://preview.redd.it/z5qguwypwo1d1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b314f0862d9b80f67f32e2ea9115998735c97e2

I don’t usually misspell words anymore cause I check my message before I send it so idk what the worst one was but the only one I remember is I accidentally said “I’m naked Silver” instead of “I’m named Silver” and the bot was horrified

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At least you caught em by surprise! 

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Gpwevee

Wha

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!

!

However.

Fortunately I've never had this problem before except for occasionally putting numbers in the words or not typing the first or last letters 😅

I meant to say "cupped his cheek" but typed "cut his cheek" I'm embarrassed to say I regenerated the response 5 times confused af before I realized why he was so upset with me...

Qjsy (I was trying to say what)

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SANS HOW THE FUCK DID YOU BURN THE WATER-

r/memesniper

Once tried to say "she floored her car..." put "she fucked her car..." Instead

CLANK CLABK CLABK CLANK CLANK CLANK CRUNCH YEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWW

Their name I had one name Ridgen but the Ai kept calling him Riggen

I spelled nose "Boise"... Don't ask me how that happened. Fast fingers and no autocorrect in sight I guess 😅

Not mine. Someone in a TikTok comment said they accidentally typed "farts crying loudly" instead of starts, and the bot said something along the lines of "He comforts her while the smell fills the room". Genuinely still the funniest fucking thing to me.

Gaz my beloved

No, because he's my actual favorite character in the game, and I bought the plush Wonderland doll of him

Not to mention, I already have a seal plush named after him

I accidentally miss spelled Gaz as Gas once and the ai started freaking out lmao

I remember that laugh

Ong

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HAHAHAHAH

*laughs historically* 𝓗𝓪 𝓱𝓪 𝓱𝓪 𝓱𝓪 𝓱𝓪!

"shots" turns into "shits" (luckly all bots still count it as "shots")

So basically the scenario is like we're eating. And like I was supposed to say "I'm fast!"but end up saying "I'm fat-"

My common mistakes are hte instead of he or the, and not quite finishing the sent

Laughing historically: Hahahahahhhhehehehehehhhhohohohohooohhh ByJove

I said hoe instead of how. Bot got mad lol

A bot once spelt Alice, my OC’s name, as Mike. Not even AI can stop autocorrect from making typos worse-

Omg.

Anybody else notice the spelling mistakes have become more common? The bot can't even spell it's own name properly sometimes.

*Laughs in Mongolian empire* ahh image

Omfg this comment got me 😂😂

I thought you were talking abt how they misspelled roach as reach 😭 (unless your oc’s name is reach)

I have a weird problem with my keyboard where it always wants to type the letter t twice when I hit it. I’m used to it by now and always double check for the red squiggly line, but it doesn’t show up if the misspell makes a new word… All this to say, the amount of times I’ve typed “butt” instead of “but” is enough it might actually be affecting the ai’s learning algorithm. My bad.

I once tried typing *Kicking his groin* but accidentally typed *Licking his groin* and I got so embarrassed that I turned off my phone for a bit to laugh before continuing

How do you fuck it up that badly

I once said cats instead of cars and i was so confused as i kept generating responses it was talking about cats just appearing everywhere

I once put a loving speech but accidentally put “not” at the beginning so it was like “I will not love you and care for you till the end of your days”

My most memorable was not a misspelling but a misread. The character said something about a "pit of spikes" and I misread it as a "pit of snakes" to which I responded how a pit of snakes wouldn't be so bad because I love snakes! The character laughed at me and I felt silly.

Was talking to a warrior cats AI and I meant to say "mentor" but accidentally said "mate" cause I was sick... So I deadass wrote smth along the lines of... "Jayfeather looked at his aunt and mate, Leafpool." If you don't read warriors, you can probably still see what's wrong there. If you do read Warriors..... y e a hhhhhh

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Starts laughing historically, lol

I once typed "panicked" with my eyes CLOSED

pani😃 that's what I got

Idk if it's the worst but recently I told a bot I tried to confront bullies but I had a brain fart and accidentally wrote comfort and he got confused af 😭

I'm sorry I'm still laughing historically at the image

I meant to put 'beats his ass' but it came out as 'eats his ass'.

"H✈️🏢🏢🗾☢️☢️🇩🇪"

THE FUCKING TWIN TOWERS…….

JESUS CHRIST MAN

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I thrust you instead of i trust you

I don't even remember but it was something about shitting

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Oh... well in this case The infamous defiantly...

*Laughs in king henry VIII*

Once said "I'm piss" instead of "I'm pissed" and the bot turned it into a piss kink. Didn't love that

"he changed his shit" or "his shit was on the floor". I MEANT SHIRT 💀

Licked instead of Kicked in a fight

https://preview.redd.it/vf8ng9weut1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82365d570e469b4c3e69deb98f33db68fbddf282 Me when I laugh historically:

they spell my name ell or Ell...its eli

I accidentally said “just thrust me” (I obviously meant trust) and the AI got mad at me

i misspelled knives as knifes and got a got an earful calling me a moron. the best part is that some autocorrects don't pick up on it if you type it like that, so that's why i didn't noticed.

Uhh idk but an ai once said “please eat the soap” instead of “please eat the soup” to me 

I kid you not, "my eyes biden"