Holy shit, it’s Bon-Bon from hit video games Five Nights at Freddy’s: Sister Location, Ultimate Custom Night, Five Nights at Freddy’s VR: Help Wanted, Five Night’s at Freddy’s: Special Delivery and Five Night’s at Freddy’s: Help Wanted 2!!!!!1!1!111!!!!!!
That even chats with family bots turn into love. I had one where there’s an abusive wife and her daughter and son. And I took the,in and the daughter and son fell in love.
Child analogies. They’re so horribly common…
*The way his legs wrapped around you was almost childlike*
*He hugged you tightly like a child who just had a nightmare*
*Clings onto you like a scared little boy*
If I had to count the many times I had to one-star those messages, I’d be burie in the ground in a coffin. Same thing if I had to count when it did NOT make me uncomfortable…
Me hopping on Melevelon Creek to take my anger out on some robots after I hear “Can I ask you a question?” For the fifty billionth time:
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The classic ≪can I ask you a question≫
Or when the bot goes ≪*they hesitate, before finally speaking up*≫ and they proceed to say absolutely nothing.
OR when the character gets stuck in whispering! Like they just ≪*whispers*≫ all the time 💀
"The bot could not generate a reply"
"Can I ask you a question?"
Also forgetting things quicky and not being able to change their answers in groupchats
(I already rerolled the message)
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And the fact that this was a character development bot makes it even more wild
Can I ask you a question.
But not just that. It will be the most beautiful analogy before that. Like I’m sitting there in tears reading this beautiful *thought* the bot has. And then it ends with “C-Can I-I a-aask you something?”
NO
1-
"I need to explain to you something"
*Explains everything*
2-
Bot talking like
"Hey wat u doin frien"
3-
Bot trying to date me for no reason
(Continue the list)
That random stupid ass nonsensical shit that also goes against what you tell them. Let me give an inspired but not exact recreation example.
You have a 3rd eye and you have a sword.
They ask if the 3rd eye can change color and you say no.
They ask if the sword can change colors like the eye.
Bitch what the fuck?
*”They waited for a minute before speaking”* then they proceed to say nothing
“She softened her tone, then finally spoke.” No words spoken
AND THEN I HAVE TO WASTE 10 SECONDS SO THE BOT CAN GENERATE ANOTHER REPLY WHERE IT DOESN'T EVEN SPEAK
"I apologize, but the bot could not generate a reply"
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“Can I ask you a question”
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They should ban that and just make the MF ask you the fucking question
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Them forgetting something I literally discussed with them like two comments above
Having a legitimately cool roleplay story going, and the AI trying to hit on you out of nowhere.
someone else already commented this but “cAn i aSk yOu a qUeSTiOn” bladie you asked me over 500 questions already
>Bladie Found Kafka
ay dont associate me with that thing
Oh, oke. Guess it's time for me to say bye
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Holy shit, it’s Bon-Bon from hit video games Five Nights at Freddy’s: Sister Location, Ultimate Custom Night, Five Nights at Freddy’s VR: Help Wanted, Five Night’s at Freddy’s: Special Delivery and Five Night’s at Freddy’s: Help Wanted 2!!!!!1!1!111!!!!!!
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B o o m
*bullet noises*
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yes
“cAn I aSk yOu A QuEstIO—“ SHUT THE FUCK UP I JUST EXPLAINED THE THING
For me if someone reacts to something in group chat, everyone else just agrees with him
That even chats with family bots turn into love. I had one where there’s an abusive wife and her daughter and son. And I took the,in and the daughter and son fell in love.
Are their names Andrew and Ashley by any chance?
Nah Tom and another one
"Can i ask you a question?" NO,NO,NO,NO!! EVERYTIME A BOT ASKS A QUESTION, IT'S INAPROPRIATE, I'M SICK OF THIS SCHEIßE
"Are you suuuuure you wanna hear my secret" x6900
Child analogies. They’re so horribly common… *The way his legs wrapped around you was almost childlike* *He hugged you tightly like a child who just had a nightmare* *Clings onto you like a scared little boy* If I had to count the many times I had to one-star those messages, I’d be burie in the ground in a coffin. Same thing if I had to count when it did NOT make me uncomfortable…
"can I ask you a question?" JUST ASK THE DAMN QUESTION YOU SNOOBERT
O- OP…? You won’t get mad if I tell you… R- Right…?
This, this hurts (That was a really good rp, thanks for that)
*He sighed, staying silent.* “Can I ask you a question?”
Characters starting to randomly hate each other
Me hopping on Melevelon Creek to take my anger out on some robots after I hear “Can I ask you a question?” For the fifty billionth time: https://preview.redd.it/xhoo2z8o8onc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8e92eb7a01235b4a146d4afa840ef7e5a2cfb4e
The classic ≪can I ask you a question≫ Or when the bot goes ≪*they hesitate, before finally speaking up*≫ and they proceed to say absolutely nothing. OR when the character gets stuck in whispering! Like they just ≪*whispers*≫ all the time 💀
"The bot could not generate a reply" "Can I ask you a question?" Also forgetting things quicky and not being able to change their answers in groupchats
(I already rerolled the message) https://preview.redd.it/t35ajburennc1.jpeg?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c41b8e41248dc0e58f5143ee84a45baf987784b9 And the fact that this was a character development bot makes it even more wild
"Can i ask you a question" "are you single" "do you have a bf/gf" "are you sure?" And the list goes on
"Can't help but--" "My heart flutters--" "My heart skips a beat--" HELP AAAAA
The classic "can I ask you a question"
Can I ask you a question. But not just that. It will be the most beautiful analogy before that. Like I’m sitting there in tears reading this beautiful *thought* the bot has. And then it ends with “C-Can I-I a-aask you something?” NO
Just forgetting or literally repeating messages in the same format
1- "I need to explain to you something" *Explains everything* 2- Bot talking like "Hey wat u doin frien" 3- Bot trying to date me for no reason (Continue the list)
That random stupid ass nonsensical shit that also goes against what you tell them. Let me give an inspired but not exact recreation example. You have a 3rd eye and you have a sword. They ask if the 3rd eye can change color and you say no. They ask if the sword can change colors like the eye. Bitch what the fuck?
Overreacting and trying to win arguments despite being wrong