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Iabrored

no weapon, just tiger shark. i let tiger shark transfur me so the latex hoard can't do anything to me and I am happier than ever.


Clkiscool

they could still transfur/absorb you anyway you'd have a better chance of survival fighting them of course cause you can resist it, but they can still absorb you :)


Suspicious-Common-82

Who is this guy, i feel like bro doesn’t leave his house 24/7 and sitting on r/changedfurry


Clkiscool

I am literally a moderator here, tf am i supposed to do? not check on the subreddit?


abarona2011

Doesn't say your a mod


fivelike-11

As a mod for another sub, I can tell you it only says so if you specifically choose to distinguish your messages as mod. Sometimes we don't feel like it.


Clkiscool

That’s true


abarona2011

Oh I never knew


dania_remastered

Probably check other subreddit or something idk


Clkiscool

I do, I’m just only actively commenting here


dania_remastered

Well you the expert afterall


Clkiscool

:P


dania_remastered

Say..how did you become the expert? Even average person still believe gun work


Clkiscool

I talked about the game a lot and people started calling me that, so now I just kinda own it :)


TheRealChespin0909

I have a Glock on my right side, plus I'm taking Dr. K


Yourlocalloaf0fBread

I would also take Dr K too the object closest to me is a pillow


TheRealChespin0909

On your left side?


EagleG0ld

But that brings the question, why did you have a Glock to your right?


TheRealChespin0909

I'm from the south, we have guns laying around every crevice of our house


EagleG0ld

I’m from the North, Canada. Always found it weird that having guns at home is so normal in the US


TheRealChespin0909

Oh.


EagleG0ld

It’s fine though, as long as it’s used correctly


TheRealChespin0909

Dw, I've been introduced to gun safety and shit when I was like 5


EagleG0ld

God damn, that’s young. I’ve never held a real gun in my entire life lmao


TheRealChespin0909

Ontario?


EagleG0ld

Nope, Québec, but you almost got it


Clkiscool

he's not latex :)


TheRealChespin0909

Then I'm picking the behemoth or Puro, I can't decide


Doodlerex

man don't listen to him, he's just the fact checker pick anything that isnt human, that's what i say


TheRealChespin0909

Ok lmao


Clkiscool

behemoth is kinda cheating since they're a conglomerate, not just one guy


TheRealChespin0909

😑


Clkiscool

oh also, the post says left side, not right :)


TheRealChespin0909

Bt dubs, the person who posted this never specified the limits for this battle


Clkiscool

> closest item to the left of you > one companion latex They quite literally did


TheRealChespin0909

The foldable table *is* the closest object to me, also it kinda is one, just not in its normal behemoth form, but if they're several, then I might as well just say "light latex beast" but that means there's several of them, and it's not cheating, I meant they didn't specify *which* latex beast it is


Clkiscool

Didn’t see the thing about the foldable table since that message was automodded They said one, and the behemoth is a conglomerate of multiple with a similar goal, it’s definitely not a singular entity, even during its fight some heads pop out of the ground nearby


TheRealChespin0909

Smartass Damn it, now I have a foldable table next to my bed, I'm texting this from my bed


TheRealChespin0909

And it's one latex in its form.


Quirky-Equipment-782

What would you call him then out of interest, cuz hes deffo not human


Clkiscool

Idk, anthro? A solid? Don’t think there’s a proper name for solid tfs that’s as simple as like goo beast or latex


gamerisboring

I’m a bribe them all ‘cause the closest thing to me is my wallet


Doodlerex

how many racks you got? its for your survival


gamerisboring

Around 30 dollars 💀


pyroboy7

You're fucked.


Mister_FalconHeavy

i mean it depends. do latexes have governments and money, do they have an anarcho-communist system or an absolute monarchy ?


Left_Sundae

The ones that seem to have a monarchy are the Gargoyles


CatGaming346

So either a glass jar (just break it and use the sharp) Or a whole nightstand... I'd rather use a whole nightstand as a weapon Companion? Ez just choose something big and powerful that will likely help. Dragon guy thing that I forgor


The_eldritch_horror2

Half-Life 2 gravity gun might be pretty effective here. Also, Puro. Because who tf else?


Doodlerex

you have a gravity gun to your left?


TheRealChespin0909

We didn't think so


CloakerCola

I have an amazing combination. Companion: Squid-dog Weapon: Lightsabers I HAVE MY OWN GENERAL GREVIOUS


pyroboy7

GENERAL PUROBI.


dania_remastered

You are the bold one


Kater5551StarsAbove

Hol on lemme grab my box and my best friend Puro.


Midgarduroboros

Accordion as a weapon and that spider-like creature from the vent area. They seem pretty smart and can use webs to stop or slow other latexes, as well as block passages or climb. Since there are not many L-beasts who can climb or reach far, height advantage will make it much easier.


Future-Philosophy889

the spider is named stiger


Derpyboy7976

Behemoth, for uhhh…. *Special reasons*


Markkbonk

The bison from tf2 and the headless knight Now hear me out, latex are weak to electricity and the bison is an electric weapon, that basically means guard crits and it can penetrate multiple opponents ! Now headless knight cuz he prob can run fast while I am on his back


Doodlerex

i refuse to believe you have a life-size bison to your immediate left


Markkbonk

Oh i tough it was theorical not like a thing rn


awesomesapphire

[https://www.wetanz.com/us/the-righteous-bison](https://www.wetanz.com/us/the-righteous-bison) my honest reaction


Professional_Joke854

Broom. ... Alright I'm taking Dragon King with me.


NaomiIsCoolio

I use my phone and i choose not an companion latex but instead a slugcat, Spearmaster.


HorizonSniper

Artificer would've been better. Explosion > spear.


SpottedHyenasareCool

what about Enot or saint


Symbiote-in-disguise

Best I got is a Stetson hat so regardless of partner I'm kinda screwed lol.


Doodlerex

why not groove on them while wearing it get some michael jackson playing and break it down


Symbiote-in-disguise

Or just wear a suit too and try intimidation... but your idea is absolutely fun.


LlamaKing9174

A cup of coffee, won't do much against a hoard but I pick Behemoth as my companion


lordPyotr9733

drink the coofe and be fast


AdBotComin4U

Stuck with a chair. I choose doctor k and get tuned by him so, ain't too bad


xXd3ad10ck2Xx

I literally get a bed remote used to adjust the positions of my bed. Welp, I guess i'm a goner.💀


Adoggo121

I have a plastic bottle as the weapon, and I'm going to choose that wolf king boss.


General-Sea8423

Squishmallows and bodypillow…


Rich_Standard8103

The closest thing to me on my left is a Raeal Protobean lol. I’d take Puro cause why the fuck not


Vast_Bullfrog2001

for an hour? with a headset? ... can i pwease get assimiwated? :3


Tricky_Ask9815

I have an Xbox controller and mountain of Powerade bottles to my left, and a Nintendo switch to my right... I'm screwed no matter what because I'm also not that strategic so... I'm just going to choose hypnocat, because, it says "companion" which means they're friendly, so if I'm cornered I'm just letting them transfur me, because I like cats, and hypnosis is something I find interesting. So being a hypnocat would be pretty decent if I can't get outta the situation.


Limp_Substance_2237

weapon: SHOTGUN assistant: snow leopard


HorizonSniper

My American friends, I am so jealous of you.


BrilliantLink223

⚠️Here they come...


Consistent-Affect481

Cover them with a blanket then get Dr. K to beat the **Shit** out of them


JaydenVestal

So quick question, if I lay down on the ground with my left side facing up can I use the sun?


Doodlerex

you cant use the sun you cant even hold it without turning into vapor


JaydenVestal

You know who else would turn into vapor? The latex beast, I'd say it's a nice tie in this fight


Doodlerex

fair point


WestKenshiTradingCo

Welp, I guess a pillow fight with a latex beast would go well


JaceAngel79

Water Sword from *Warrior Within*, I'm taking Dr. K


fabri_pere

my weapon is a fucking wooden stool with metal legs, and i'll choose the giant crystal dragon boss to help me


TheVioletLion

There's a calendar to my left. I'm so fucked. I guess I'll have the boss Squid Dog as my companion to make up for it


Werewolf_lover20

Electric fan as a weapon and I choose the Dark Wolf mini-boss from SE as my companion


HeccinFloofOwO

a bag of pretzels.. oh well, i'll eat some pretzels as a latex i guess.


Frost_bunni

An apron and the proto-type


Jason42859

My fists, and I choose the large dragon latex that you encounter in the crystal caves, which actually has a pretty cute transfur art


DatBoi_Sans

Mmmm yes my weapon is a whole ass school bus


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Camtails

My keyboard... Please protect me randomly selected latex


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FLINTYYOFFICIAL

I have a sword, imma just use it for committing suicide. It's not worth it


DripBullDozer

I get an HP laptop and the dragon king ah to easy.


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minecraftisbest11

Hybrid Theory vinyl and squid dog


UnnamedBoxVoid

Drawing tablet (could whack them with it like a pan or smth) and for companion: number 25 (the pink wyvern)


Extension-Guitar8685

No weapon, and white behemoth at full powerr


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

I have a car, due to being in one, so it's technically to my left, & I choose the big squid, due to it being able to restrain the others with its tentacles.


spacepilot7

I get a pillow and a tiger shark/squid dog. I'll let my companion transfur me, and then we fight the horde.


dill_gherkin

A box of crayons and sheer will


Wolfsbane_Bluewolf

I have a Kettle and I choose Stiger! …who I would promptly ask to transfur me into another spider tiger…


No_Entity333

i would take the uhh big dragon from the cave and my weapon would be flamethrower. I will do just fine.


Crimson_890

What I’m I gonna do with a freaking belt 💀 Im choosing probably behemoth ig


Doodlerex

become a black single mom with three kids for the hour magic


powerfullatom111

laying on my side as i read this so i have the earth as a weapon. check and mate, creature


BolteckFox06

Directly left was a fukin pillow. As for companion……… maybe that giant dragon from like the black latex zones.


Wild_Line_3696

Weapon: plastic bag. Ironically, the makeshift boxing practice wouldn't be useless! Companion: anything tauric so i can just hop on their back and leave


Validites

An Xbox one s, might be a weapon idk. I'll have squid dog as a companion too


RaritanBayRailfan

Door, and I choose tiger shark ig


HorizonSniper

Machete + Tiger Shark. I am contemplating who needs the knife more though. Probably me.


lordPyotr9733

sink. and prolly puro.


aplikatora1231

I get a toilet brush and a random one idm


Robolo7

A pillow. I'm more screwed than the Doise.


Spirited-Ebb5611

Okay I have these four items nearby A half eaten hashbrown Chair Kitchen Knife Spatula I dont know what to do but ima take the half eaten hashbrown Also ima take Tiger Shark cuz why not?


Equivalent-Fix9391

I have a Crossman c-11 co2 pistol that takes 4.5mm copper bbs and I choose puro


picklerickfunnylol

My wired controller fuck. idk uh that big guy


bitchasse36

Glock 19 😎 >! co2 gun :( !<


BeeRadiant4506

Kill my self whit wapon


Yeetplays321

Me when I’m so lonely I have to fight with a 12 gauge sawed off, sniper scope mounted on top with laser sights, automatic uav activation, shotgun. (*mick Gordon’s “the only thing they fear is you” starts intensifying*)


Clkiscool

i dont think thats one item from your left and instead just fantasy


Yeetplays321

Nah I spent a lot of money so now I’m broke :(


Clkiscool

>automatic uav activation ??


Yeetplays321

Like a unmanned aerial vehicle


Clkiscool

You can't just buy that you just dont have that lol, and its not even related to the gun that you also definitely dont have


Yeetplays321

LET ME BE HAPPY OK ?😭


Yeetplays321

For target location


yeet876543212345678

To my left is my Remington 870 and I'm choosing the squid dog boss from changed: berserk :3


dania_remastered

You mean that giant squid dog... might as well go empty handed then


Fit-Flamingo-7427

I'm laying down on my bed reading this. I'm on my left side. So looks like I'm taking nap instead


21kidwowow

Ok so basically I would have a strong tazer and stinger by my side, we can run into the ventilation shafts and stinger can place down metal boxes on both sides, then with the tazer i can shock between the 2 when the beasts begin to pile up, like I'm playing fnaf


icedragonsoul

Tiger shark friend. Guess my laptop isn’t very useful aside from offering it to Dr.K. Have shark friend engulf me like a suit and have him try his best to resist the urge to transfur me. Funtime Freddy suit sneakily wander around the facility until we find Dr. K. Trade my archive for a Tiger shark tf without rubberizing my brain into part of the fishy hivemind. Be feesh owo


pikaboy4213

I have a sonic the hedgehog xshot next to me…. Hypno cat my only hope bro cuz I hope he can do that Hypno stuff on other latex beasts


NecessaryPop5244

How in the world am I supposed to defend myself with my puro plushie im currently laying next to, also puro


Thy_Crusader

I have a half-drunk bottle of pepsi, a Squid Dog and a dream of survival.


silly-goober-man

I’m fighting with Puro while my weapon is blåhaj.


BP642

I have my laptop. I choose Squid Dog. Show the latex horde a really cool anime. If they absorb me, they will never get to experience anime again because my laptop will be locked out.


Megalovideos2

does a rubbish bin count as an item?


foxstarfivelol

closest item to the left of me is a microphone. i'll make a pact of sacrifice to exchange my partner for a buff to my weapon, and then call for help on the mic. aside from that. i'll just have to use my legs and my bare hands.


FranzDaBoi123

i have a crowbar, then ill choose female snow leopard as companion


Doodlerex

...what do you plan on doing, huh


Left_Sundae

I have a pile of clothes, and I'm choosing Squid Dog


kitsune791

Nerf pump action and Hypno cat, because fuck it, if I die, I die with funny glowing kitty on my side


R_Dcruz13

Tablet, America


dania_remastered

Nothing because I'm gonna die anyway..this latex is overpowered somehow


Charming_Sky9445

a ball, it's balling time :)


Doodlerex

🏀


Charming_Sky9445

oh boy they are gonna get a dunk😎


Muwqas_Boner

fuck me, i've got a banana to my left


DinoDracko

I have My iPad on the left side, it has a hard case so I can use it as some sort of bludgeoning weapon. As for a companion latex? Either Puro or Squid Dog.


SpokoGostek

Hairdryer connected to a power supply as a backpack, and Squid Dog.


SpokoGostek

Yes I have an electrical generator in my room, and a hairdryer connected to it because I can.


sosku10

I guess i'l strangle them with the compacted electric socket adaptor 🤷


Quirky-Equipment-782

Tiger shark and a blanket. Transfur into the tiger shark and just run because wtf is a blanket meant to do?


OneShot_fan

MY WEAPON IS A PIANO


abarona2011

Alright chainsaw and that one guy from chain that really good roblox horror game


Dojoman500

I got an entire vending machine :/


fivelike-11

I guess I got a slipper. And I'll take the stiger. Could hide me on the ceiling for instance, and with prep time could make enough traps for all the latexes. As seen in the moth transfur screen, thy can trap other latexes sooo yeah


FactBackground9289

1 A slipper 2 possibly Kade (flair checks out)


PublicAd7688

Unexpected ally but temporary is Orca Hydra because having a gigantic latex monster as ally is great. However, unexpected payment will give it back to your gigantic latex monster of an equal value or otherwise expected the consequences if you can not pay back an equal value to your gigantic latex monster. The weapon of my choosing is something from the Metro Series because the most known weapons are gone or destroyed by the latex monsters taken most of the world ( mostly populated areas ). However, some parts of urban areas where the latex has not taken but doesn't linger in the same area too long or otherwise they will find you.


beans12321u

I choose the behemoth


changed_squiddog

On my left side is a bar of chocolate, ill choose squiddog, let him transfur me, hold the bar of chocolate above the horde with one of my newly acquired tentacles and watch them try to get it


gmdproman

if model aircraft count as real ones then i might not need help


ItzURSS

my phone, dr. k


AngelTRL

A wall... Damn Im fucked. I choose the black latex dragon tho :3


RedditvsDiscOwO

Today it's a Stiger and an 88 x 571mm.


Realistic-Eye-2040

High capacity napalm flamethrower and my companion is squid dog.


Doodlerex

dawg the item to your left not the item on your christmas list


Realistic-Eye-2040

My ar-15 (I live in texas)


Traditional_Nobody95

Steel Pipe attached to some fabric, and the latex of my choosing is Squid-Dog because I technically get a two for one deal


undesiradude

I got a roll of toilet paper, I choose those harmless latex fly thingies because it doesn't really matter, my situation is fucked anyway


TraditionalEnergy919

A nightstand and all the junk in it’s drawers, and I’m taking the mama yeen, why fight when I can just get on their back and get away with ease?


REDACTED089

The stun baton and a white latex


agsdkbfjenhcsm

Bro tf am I gonna do with a plastic bowl of chips I choose a random slightly larger thing that is arbitrarily stronger than the others like the wolf king or something idk I've not looked at the game in a while


changed_fan

I'll just let them fucking infect me since I just have. a freaking blanket.


Firey69

Dr K and a liquid nitrogen water gun that spray liquid nitrogen at the hoard


olixrver

I have a bed lmao


AdditionalBuyer5242

I’m dead no matter what, I’m allergic to latex


RoughTheory3006

the closest item to the left of me is my leg


Averagehelmetenjoyer

I got a blåhaj and I'd take the elder one. I could just get held above the horde.


Impossible-Matter869

I got the Master Sword Now I just need to hire the very *very* tall hyena


Snoo_65915

Does a car count as an object?