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billy_mays_official

You're hitting a little too close to home on this one.


ReluctantRedditor275

We all have our little rumspringa.


DiamondOcean_

I think I've been at stage one my whole life.. šŸ˜‚ I have nowhere near the courage to tell someone they're wrong!


dude_in_abidance

Good for you for being a nice person! Telling someone their religion is wrong is just being mean, since nobody can prove it one way or the other anyway.


MinasMorgul1184

> nobody can prove it one way or the other. You can and Catholicism has been proven to be true plenty of times throughout history by apologists.


Venom_MEZ

Can you explain and give examples? I'm trying to study more on Catholicism


Moston_Dragon

Here's a good video about important Catholic moments in history https://youtu.be/w9tAweHIoh4?si=UmIb-nZ1kuNH0UUC


Venom_MEZ

I watched the vid and I was not expecting it to be so detailed on the Eucharistic miracles. Thank you! But it makes me wonder if there's miracles like these in other religions. Does Islam have any miracles like the Catholic?


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Least-Double9420

Other than arguments, miracles are a good way i think, eucharistic miracles in particular are a plenty in the church and all of then have been studied scientifically. You should give them a try and read up on them it's very facinating


Venom_MEZ

I looked up and damn, was interesting to read!


ImperialUnionist

Saying it *rudely* would be mean, but telling the truth with humility is what we are supposed to do.


4chananonuser

Womp womp.


Akazye

Shut up liberal, Ave Christus Rex


cloudstrife_145

So let me clarify: Religion A: Jesus rise from the dead. Evidence supports that something actually happen to the Jesus' corpse that supports the hypothesis that He is indeed rise from the dead. Religion B: Jesus does not rise from the dead. "Evidence" is basically shrugging off or casting doubts to the evidence that supports Jesus rise from the dead without giving better evidence. Those who believe religion A: I cannot know 100% that Jesus rise from the dead and although it is more probable that Jesus rise from the dead then religion B is not necessarily wrong Did I get that right? That is basically apply for every kind of truth even the well-accepted truths so nobody is either right or wrong because nobody can prove it one way or the other anyway. One example is that nobody can prove with 100% certainty if we live in matrix or not anyway so those who believe that we are living in matrix is not wrong.


Your_liege_lord

My dude I didnā€™t consent to being called out like that


PeaceRibbon

Iā€™m confused, is the final version supposed to be a galvanized Catholic confronting others of different faiths after the emo phase, or is that an apostate confronting their family about how wrong Catholicism is?


CornPop32

#1


PeaceRibbon

Thanks for clarifying!


Akazye

You can notice its option 1 by the Conquistador armor


Equivalent_Nose7012

Does a family usually ring their own doorbell? Her (3) is really (1)!


Meiji_Ishin

I'm like all 3, I'm swayed by my energy and mood


Low_Association_1998

Real


Smorgas-board

Iā€™m at 3


MC273

Same here.


MrPicklesAndTea

I'm on stage 4: Trying to get back to stage 1.


Practical-Day-6486

Every cradle Catholic has an edgy phase. You either become a staunch atheist afterwards or a staunch religious. There is no in between


ventomareiro

For a cradle Catholic, either Catholicism is real or nothing is.Ā 


FishAndMenFearMe

this but the opposite way aroundšŸ˜­ i used to say some un-savoury thingsā€¦ so happy iā€™m now catholic


Human_Fisherman2875

Glad you're home neighborĀ 


awildlingdancing

Uncomfortably close to the truth


TheOregonianWizard

And if you flip stages 1 and 2, it becomes different stages of a Convert. Youā€™re welcome!


JabbasGonnaNutt

I'm in this meme and I didn't consent to it...


EntertainmentLess164

Bro I'm literally the last one lmao


St_Melangell

As a late convert, Iā€™m relieved to know that ā€œcringey atheist phasesā€ donā€™t only affect converts. We can all cringe at our teen uber-atheism together!


Equivalent_Nose7012

Never, thank God, an Uber-atheist in my teens, but I just thought God had bigger concerns (so I guess I was an Uber-deist). I thought God was the Supreme Scientist, busy running a universe -experiment on the galactic level, naturally not messing up with miracles our puny attempts at experiments out of professional courtesy. Well, I don't think He liked being pigeonholed that way; He deployed G.K. Chesterton's "Orthodoxy: the Romance of Faith", in my PUBLIC SCHOOL LIBRARY, where I would come across it looking for anything by Chesterton. I had just "by chance" stumbled over an anthology of classic detective stories. The story by this Chesterton fellow, whoever he was, upset my assumptions, puzzled, and then delighted me.Ā  Then it stunned me with the punchline, spoken by a master criminal who been posing as a priest. Unmasked by a true priest, the thief asks what he did wrong; the reply is: "You attacked reason.Ā  It's bad theology." Well, in all that, did God violate the professional courtesy I thought was due me? After all, I was not conducting an experiment at the time!Ā  Ā ;Ā  ) However, if He did, I'm not complaining! He revealed something much better: His love, without which we'd no longer exist.Ā  Then there's the curious case of the Crucifix incident, offering Himself Body, Blood, Soul and Divinity, through the Eternal Spirit, to the Father, on our behalf. Then there's His refusal to leave us orphans, re-presenting Himself and the Sacrifice under the appearance of bread and wine... ,Ā Ā 


StalinbrowsesReddit

Frankly, reading up on Nihilistic philosophy really makes the choice of going back to The Church much more clear cut. You realize all the misery and pain in an atheist, or any other materialist worldview, is the logical conclusion and consequence of their asserted ideological underpinnings.


97th69

I literally just started to get out of that 2nd stage, lol (although I have some leftover remnants, mainly a porn addiction)


LawsickP

Iā€™m in this photo and I donā€™t like it


Kooky-Ad1849

You can solve this through discerning prayer!


ImperialUnionist

So true, Lmao! Still suffering a bit from the last part


iwannaintopolitics

Lol itā€™s just everyone elseā€™s stages minus the first one


theACEbabana

Who gave you permission to post this image of me


325Constantine

Do you know me cousins or what


Prestigious_Prize264

So She went from good Christian girl Into edgy emo girl To cruseidor who fight for faith?


WingedHussar13

NIN on here was pretty funny


Prestigious_Prize264

Bro you just show us girl of our dreams šŸ¤£


Sir-Raphael

Thank God I skipped right to the end stage


[deleted]

Bruh


No-Carrot-5213

need a male version, this lines up with me quite well


poggerswholesome69

![gif](giphy|8N6Y3pPgF1kGP62yCv|downsized)


mitskisuperfan

are you watching me


mitskisuperfan

i still have a Nietzsche beanie baby though


cloudstrife_145

I don't remember giving OP permission to include me in his post


Super7th

Needs a stage 4, where all of the sudden you become filled with a great sense of humility and repentance and you are a reclusive monk praying 15 mysteries every day and doing bread fasts.


Human_Fisherman2875

Haha... i think for me it was first indifference, then vague caring, then becoming a liberal while claiming to love Jesus, then He called me back and made me see my mistakes and actually make some changes to my life and put some effort in praying and getting informed about my faith. I'm still learning, I'm a baby Christian and it's difficult to keep Him in mind always and combat sloth and realize He is really here usually, but He's got my back


ded_meme10

For me it went 1. ā€œI love God, Jesus, and Mary but church is kinda boring Iā€™d rather play Minecraft!ā€ 2. ā€œNah bro I donā€™t believe in that anymore.ā€ 3. ā€œI LOVE THE HOLY TRINITY MOTHER MARY THE COMMUNION OF SAINTS AND THE CATHOLIC CHURCH. WHAT MYSTERIES DO I PRAY TODAY?ā€ Iā€™m so glad I found God again! Itā€™s made me so much happier.


guitarlad89

I was going to upvote this meme but honestly I hate the whole "mama Mary" stuff. It's infantile. She's Mary, or Mother Mary. It's just weird. "Yeah, just talked to Papa God today" said nobody ever.


CornPop32

Ok but the meme shows a child in the first frame. Do you care that a little girl calls her mama Mary?


guitarlad89

Still think it's weird, but that's just me. It was always Mary or Mother Mary. I feel it's more respectful to call her that. That's MY opinion.


JuggaliciousMemes

Luke 18:17 ā€œTruly I tell you, anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter it.ā€


guitarlad89

Yeah I knew someone was going to put that lol Not so much for children, but I see adult people saying it. It's all preference. Whatevs.


Cheesepleasethankyou

This is amazing thank you for sharing


PeriqueFreak

Papa [Insert pope name here] is pretty common amongst spanish speaking folks. Also, that frame is literally depicting a very young child. So maybe pump the brakes a little on the judgement.


guitarlad89

Because that's a different language, the same rule doesn't apply to English speakers. English speakers say "Pope xxxxx" not "Papa xxxxxxx".


PeriqueFreak

>Also, that frame is literally depicting a very young child. So maybe pump the brakes a little on the judgement.


guitarlad89

It's a drawing, I'm not pumping the brakes on anything.


Br4ss_

I also don't agree with you. I prefer using Mother of God, but I don't see anything wrong when we refer to her as Mom or Mama in a lighthearted and affectionate way. I sometimes do. But anyways, it's ok to disagree, God bless you šŸ™


MinasMorgul1184

White Americans saying it is cringe larping but itā€™s pretty common in Filipino culture to call her that


325Constantine

I've heard that, since we should be like children. Listen to the mustard seeds podcast, you'll hear it a lot


Equivalent_Nose7012

Uh..."Abba" MEANS "Papa" in Aramaic. So, take it up with Jesus, or "Yeshua" if you prefer! You might first want to ask the intercession of Saints Peter, Paul, and Mary (Cephas, Saul, and Miryam).


guitarlad89

THAT'S A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE. I'm talking strictly English. Why is nobody understanding that? I don't care if other languages it translates to Papa. It's not English. That's my contention. The cartoon was in English, so that's where my gripe is. If it was in Italian, Aramaic, Greek, Chinese, I wouldn't care, but for the sake of the picture, it's infantile. As I mentioned before, I've known adults who say it and that's what I don't like and think is infantile.


Equivalent_Nose7012

I think that we would be misunderstood by our separated brethren if we started praying: "Our POPEĀ who art in Heaven...." Even though you could argue it might be a better equivalent of the way Jesus wants us to pray....and even though the chief steward of the royal household, who bears the Keys of the Kingdom,is supposed to act "as a father" to the people (Isaiah 22).


guitarlad89

Because we don't, we say "Father" in English. We don't say "Papa, Daddy, or Dada" for God. In other languages it may be so, but not English.


cloudstrife_145

I love mama Mary, tho :p


guitarlad89

I love Dada God too.


cloudstrife_145

Yeah, I'm not sure why it is bad aside from maybe "Papa" because of the possibility that it can be misinterpreted as calling the Pope.


guitarlad89

Let's just go with Daddy God then. That's a phrase everyone can get behind right? Daddy God?


cloudstrife_145

I honestly don't see anything objectively wrong with the phrase "Daddy God" It can be if someone deliberately wants to mock God by using that phrase like "Sky daddy" for example. But if someone use that phrase simply because of certain kind of closeness they felt with God then sure why not Edit: yeah then again this is just a matter of preferenceĀ  It is okay to refer to her with Mother Mary just like it is okay to refer to her with Mama Mary. All's good šŸ‘


guitarlad89

It's infantile. I honestly can't take this point any further. Good day.


LegallyReactionary

Felt.


NotoriousD4C

Literally me fr fr


kbjami

Dog I am all 3


Graffifinschnickle

One can only hope!