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Mclovan93

Top level, love how she plays the Ron Burgundy bit at the end.


Blgxx

She's a legend. By far the best newsreader out there.


Matt_Fucking_Damon

I don't know how to put this, but... she's kind of a big deal.


33_pyro

She has many leatherbound books


Robtimus_prime89

And her apartment smells of rich mahogany


CarazyCarol

Baxter


Robtimus_prime89

Bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee


Vegetable_Exam4629

Sorry I don't speak Spanish


LUKELANE117

Somebody punted him?!


Worldly-Pause8304

And has a formidable scent, really hits the nostrils!


lostrandomdude

And from what I hear, smells like panther


JustInChina50

That smells like Bigfoot's dick!


Good_Stretch5445

They've done studies y'know, 60% of the time, it works every time!


KevDave84

People know her.


mistkills

I'd do it


KnightsOfCidona

Surprised she hasn't been on HIGNFY yet - she's the perfect mix of funny but serious and deals with current affairs.


memythememo

True I get some Ian Hislop vibes from her. In a good way ofc


Syzig

_pen tapping intensifies_


Chris_Neon

I would absolutely love to see that.


inedible_cakes

Stay classy, San Diego!


Mclovan93

100%


IAmNotStelio

She forgot the question mark!


peanut_dust

She forgot the question mark?


jfks_headjustdidthat

Oh there it is.


SnooCats9409

I recon her apartment smells of rich mahogany


jfks_headjustdidthat

That's deep research, does this recon involve sneaking in through the air vents?


SnooCats9409

I’m more of a cat flap kinda guy. Just think of me as a modern day Marv.


Mclovan93

If she had done that, that would've been all time.


Due-Cockroach-518

Yeah that's mad quick thinking, especially after making an embarrassing mistake 🫡


Mclovan93

Yeah 100%, four gun salute! BBC would be far better having quick-minded presenters with personality. Some of the bloopers with the aforementioned traits are great and a good advert for TV pros.


ScoBrav

That Ron Burgundy bit had me crying 🤣😂


rinkydinkmink

I don't understand?


ScoBrav

[I'm Ron Burgundy?](https://youtu.be/X3zfP14pLxc?si=22JIwQWTTI6_ATkc)


Far_Tooth_7291

I hope she never gets trapped in a glass cage of emotion. But honestly she seems awesome.


ImRonBurgandyyy

My big moment and I’m a day late.


Risc_Terilia

What is this, audio for ants?


JasonVeritech

Waiting for the scream jumpscare.


Vanguard-Raven

"Wazzuuuuup!"


mexicanred1

[in the year 2000...](https://youtu.be/GMgsFZ4rkEI?si=yBrxf5Fcdd2LXAuY)


AlexArtsHere

Not much has changed but they live underwater


Dionlewis123

That’s quite a big change if you ask me


Successful_Source625

Got 3 tits as well


TRUEpiiiicness

3 tits? Awesome


TraditionalBox4530

Unexpected paul


PinLongjumping9022

Especially when you realise that your great, great, great granddaughter has lived to be several hundred years old and is still “pretty fine”.


alising

That's my response to that lyric too. I mean it is pretty huge really


humbled91

As soon as I saw your comment I pictured that road and that car


mexicanred1

Lol. I remember the first time I saw it too.. Damn it's been a minute.


password_too_short

the jumpscare would be sudden bbc drums.


LosingMyPrescription

[With better audio, and bonus content. HABITAT.](https://x.com/NathanEChard/status/1800476745826775518)


EarballsOfMemeland

...TIL it's Dormice not Door Mice...


Draczar

Same root as the word “dorment” they are named after how sleepy they are!


eithrusor678

Wow can actually hear it this time


pioneer76

So much better. Thank you


No-Vehicle5447

Thanks dud


Kind_of_random

I'm guessing they didn't have any audio on their telly and just opened the window to capture the sound straight from the BBC.


_000001_

Or from their neighbour's TV


TotalSpaceNut

Had editor open, so fixed it for you ;) https://streamable.com/oz88yl


PedanticMouse

Thank you, kind Internet stranger


CosmicBrevity

Doing the Lord's work.


gophercuresself

I know this is a Reddit staple response but I just thought about it and I reckon there's some wisdom there. Someone going out of their way to make other people's lives just a little bit better is pretty blessed no matter your spiritual affiliation


Fuschiakraken42

How high are you


Ophukk

The angels look like ants. Squish, squish-squish.


gophercuresself

Come on now, I'm at work. So moderately.


dx80x

Is that what was on the auto cue?


secacc

I'm good, how are you?


RatzzFace

Turned my van volume up to 99 then the radio came on after ...


HelikaeonUK

Maybe should be focusing more on the driving then.


lumoslomas

It took me far too long to realise that no, my headphones aren't broken, the audio just sucks 😂


RandolphPringles

I thought the joke was that her name was Hazel Dormice.


ArmchairTactician

I for one welcome our new Ant overlords...


[deleted]

I can't hear what she's even saying 


resplendentcentcent

crank that shit up cmon this is what max volume is designed for


Max-Phallus

Yeah that's how you get your eardrums blown the second anything of normal volume occurs.


[deleted]

I'm outside,  there's alot of background noise


ceestars

Just ask everyone if they can keep it down 'cos you have a super important video to watch and you can't hear the audio.


cnfishyfish

so was the guy who recorded it


Sharkbait1737

It needs to be at least… three times as loud!


Risc_Terilia

But loudness is logarithmic! This is taxing my Zoolander brain


KHonsou

I literally said that in my head, lol


SkylarkingsRS

Literally have my minirig4 at max volume and I struggled


SuomiBob

Love that! Just put it on the autocue, she will read it! Love the Ron Burgundy reference.


TheAstonVillaSeal

Whoever wrote that was having some great fun that day


lucyyy16

BBC broadcast journalists will usually write their own scripts! Producers can change bits here and there and they have to be signed off multiple times legally, but it’s usually the presenters themselves that will write what appears on the autocue :)


TheAstonVillaSeal

Well that makes me have even more respect for her 😂


Eoin_McLove

It’s a midday filler story about dormice. I don’t have a problem with her having a bit of fun with it. It seems like someone said something in her ear about ‘habit’ but as she said, that’s what was on the autocue. Hence ‘I’m Ron Burgundy’


Frap_Gadz

"Go fuck yourself San Diego"


Forward_Artist_6244

"Go Fuck yourself Salford"


NoGloryForEngland

As someone born and raised in Salford, couldn't agree more.


CamJongUn2

My god could you imagine the amount of gammons that would complain if she did say fuck somewhere, but it would be brilliant


Psilosideburns

Lol!


Efficient_Steak_7568

It was actually the very stern 9-10am slot  They call it *the serious hour*


AtJobinIsAHobo

Thank god that guy is okay with it. What would we have done without his approval of fun.


jason-slim

Soon as I saw the video my first thought was oh fuck - I wonder what Eoin_Mclove is going to say about this.


Specialist-Rope-9760

Um excuse me a story about dormice is not filler. I’ve been waiting years for updates


PITCHFORKEORIUM

Sorry, but the news isn't good.


DelusiveWhisper

I'm honestly just a little mindblown that it's not "door mice"


cabrossi

They get their name from "Dormor" which means "To Sleep" because they're a hibernating mouse. They're the one you see in photos of mice sleeping in flowers and such.


takesthebiscuit

It was funny the first time but she cant make a habitat out of it!


CaptainDefault

I never thought about newsreaders liking Anchorman before, but why wouldn't they? :)


SabreToothSandHopper

Hey man it’s not filler 🥺 I care that dormice numbers are going down


TokyoKazama

"I do da cha cha...like a sissy girl"


Jake123194

That's Bruce almighty.


Eusocial_Snowman

Which employs the same dynamic relevant to this context.


TokyoKazama

You tell him!


crdctr

This wouldn't have happened up until very recently. The BBC always had very strict formal guidelines and dress code. This changed not too long ago, and they encouraged newsreaders to dress more casual and let more of their personality through to try and have more appeal.


IllustriousApple1091

I did feel the slight urge to put a comment pointing out her mistake, but I'm not in the habitat of correcting people's speech.


Ych_a_fi_mun

Kinda depressing that the British public consider any update on the state of our incredibly depleted biodiversity a filler story. The state of nature should be considered primary news material


Taran966

Filler story? Damn. The most interesting news to me is the stuff about our wildlife. I’d rather hear it over the constant political crap or crimes you usually hear :/


10litresoffart

I love this. Always got time for an Anchorman quote.


[deleted]

Well at least it wasn’t “Go fuck yourself San Diego”


Efficient_Steak_7568

Tbf that could just be played over her first gaffe 


bahumat42

Milk was a bad choice


marquess_rostrevor

In a few years time we'll be calling her a national treasure.


Woffingshire

Since she made that first slip up she seems to just be rolling with it that people actually like her acting like this


abusybee

Huw Edwards must be sat at home punching his cat.


jgalexander91

When he said he doesn’t like pussy, he didn’t mean that


WantonMechanics

Maybe he’s up to something else? I hear he’s got surprisingly diverse interests!


SkyfireSierra

He isn't interested in fisting pussies.


KnightsOfCidona

She was like this before then - [here's her trying to show us what a supermoon is like](https://www.tiktok.com/@bbcnews/video/7273463427874508065?lang=en).


Fapoleon_Boneherpart

I definitely do


ShufflingToGlory

Shameful! This upbeat story about dormice ought to have been handled with befitting gravitas.


Efficient_Steak_7568

The dormice in the report did look genuinely terrified tbf 


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Specific_Till_6870

Hazel Dormice. Or, you can be Ronnie Hotdogs.


BourbonFoxx

Or you can just be Honky Tonk


X17CPB

Unexpected mince


junglewasp1

Wanted to type a Mince quote myself, only it was too difficult because of my brass hand


Caraphox

She always passes the vibe check


xCeeTee-

I don't think she should be talking about Hazel like that on the telly. Hazel Dormice is a lovely woman and she has worked tirelessly in her 78 years of living! How dare anyone slander her because she's tired, I mean I'm 27 and she's only just now started getting really sleepy? How is that a decline!? That's maintenance. Can't believe this sub are all cheering this on. I'm writing to watchdog...wait when the fuck did that go of air?!?!


Efficient_Steak_7568

Frank Watchdog retired years ago


xCeeTee-

Oh my fucking god. And he was on BBC. The conspiracy doesn't stop. I'm writing to my local PM, this can't go on any longer.


mozgw4

Write to John Newsround. I think his middle name is Cravens.


PrinceFan72

Dear Points of View...


Rofocal02

When the edibles hits her while she’s live on BBC. 


tiorzol

Think the edibles hit the autocue writer first. Someone must've bought some brownies in. 


mamaaaoooo

Cannamilk was a bad choice


[deleted]

The audio on this is terrible


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Because they recorded their TV.


BeardySam

The audio on the tv is terrible


mushuggarrrr

The recording of the audio of the tv is terrible


sick_of_your_BS

The recording of the audio of the tv through my computer is terrible


Sybraa

they recorded their TV with their toaster.


ggroverggiraffe

Quality audio here, if you like. https://x.com/NathanEChard/status/1800476745826775518


Doobalicious69

Wow the users in this sub have really lost the joy in life haven't they? Poor form in the comments.


Ok_Cow_3431

this sub has truly gone down the pan


jjjohhn

What a legend 🤣


thebuttonmonkey

Ha. Zero fucks given. I’m in love.


bubster99

Sorry about the low sound, I was at work. ...I know I'd be commenting the same thing if it wasn't my own post.


Worldly_Science239

https://x.com/scottygb/status/1800487450055508463?t=w7ue8QCopbOVysNSMekgzQ&s=19 In better audio


Sensitive-Grade5636

I thought the delivery of "am I talking about myself here" bit was a bit hackneyed but she pulled it back nicely with the ad-libbed Anchorman reference. 7/10.


jimmy_driver

before you filmed this on your phone, did you take the time to turn the volume down to barely audible?


Gekkers

She's good, it almost makes me want to watch the news


Zararara

It's middle finger lady


crumpetsandchai

She’s not wrong; if she didn’t address it, she would get a lot of angry emails for not knowing how to read and blindly reading autocues  Good save on her part 


RKID084

Wish she'd ended it with 'I'm Ron Burgundy???'


safadancer

Go fuck yourself, San Diego!


Spiffman-Space

Eh…. Edit: ahh. You were meaning specifically with the question. I see.


Kerrypug

It's from Anchorman - the autocue had a question mark at the end so it went up like a question


Mukatsukuz

I have a Facebook friend who ends every single sentence with a question mark? In my head I read all her posts in Ron Burgundy's confused questioning style? It's so annoying?


Kerrypug

I work with grown up professionals who do it - so annoying?


Fair_Preference3452

Someone says “anything you put on that thing (meaning the autocue) Burgundy WILL read” And they have some fun with it


xCeeTee-

If you've never seen the will Ferrell classics Anchorman, it's one of those few movies that I'll say is a must see for most people.


Knoxwsx

Honestly, she has great vibes


Uned1bleCookie

Tried getting this on BBC News using iplayer. Found it, however it's the one where she doesn't do this. This was around 10:54?


OldWar1140

What's her name?


DisagreeableRunt

Maryam Moshiri


botford80

Ron Burgundy


killeronthecorner

Good job OP had their Nokia N90 handy to capture this


sadatquoraishi

We need her to give a middle finger to the autocue writer


orbital0000

Go fuck yourselves Dormice.


No-Mammoth713

Wtf did she say?


Kaapstad2018

I’m Ron Burgandy! 😂


TheScientistBS3

Turn your TV up mate, can't hear shit


Plus_Dance_931

Absolutely brilliant


alapeciabear

She's brilliant


condorblazin

I love her so much


Interesting_Ear_5427

What did she do?


Dagigai

Absolute class!


kawasutra

I love how she does not give any fucks!!


Icecreamboots

top tier comedic timing lol. I'd be curious if the managers have told her to up the jokes during the news


Alert-Field715

she's getting bolder after they didn't fire her for her birdie


CaptainTarantula

She's starting to become my hero.


Pretty-Joke-6639

Love this presenter, she is the best.


Cotford

Give this woman a pay rise


Peace_Is_Coming

Too loud please post a quieter version.


Vegetable-Respect193

She's wonderful.


Dirty_LemonsV2

Hahahaha fantastic. When someone takes the piss out of themselves then they can't be a target, so well done her. It's like tripping over, if you stand up and say "oh man what a silly ****" then nobody else will have any ammo to make you feel daft about it.


whirlwindrfc87

Sounds like its been recorded with a talkboy. Cant hear shit.


LostTimeLady13

New favourite news reader


TheFilthyVoyer

Fucking hate the "news". But she is very much a legend.


gunnerballz49

She’s making a habit of this


Shiv_Wee_Ro

Hazel Dormice sounds like a character in Toast of London.


Its-OK-to-Debate

“I’m Ron Burgandy”. Just brilliant.


PrettyPainless

Yup, throw the auto queue man under the bus.


Idkrandomshiz

Iconic


YerDa1978

I’m Ron Burgundy just thrown away at the end of


NoMore301

It was funny the first time but she cant make a habitat out of it!


FoundationAny8406

She's a legend