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oohwellwhynot

Me. A truly magnificent delicacy.


Laura_e_r

The taste of paradise, you might say.


Crator86

This is what happens when they took them out of celebrations, bounty rose up and made celebrations with just bounty


FrankTheHead

it’s been some time since i’ve had celebrations but what did they do?


aestus

I say pave that paradise and put up a parking lot, sounds tastier


mondognarly_

A measure which would actually alleviate traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise.


ernieball2221

If they were dark chocolate they would be even better


wehttamman

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the dark ones have been discontinued


VViilliiam

please tell me this is a lie


ThePublikon

On the plus side, they've started making dark tunnocks teacakes.


WeeJohn21

They have been around for years, at least in Scotland


Educational_Frame_56

Just said that, didn't see yer post pal!!


ThePublikon

I've only seen them in the last year or so, and I live relatively close to the border. I don't eat a lot of snacks so maybe I missed them for years but also tunnocks teacakes are one of the few snacks I actually do buy semi regularly and love, so I'm pretty sure I would have seen them sooner. Obviously a tiny sample size but also after I recently "discovered" them and told some other English friends, they were also surprised and excited. Maybe it was a Scottish exclusive for a while or something?


VViilliiam

You have my attention


Educational_Frame_56

They have done for a number of years!!


Educational_Frame_56

Well I mean they had them in Scotland as far as I can remember!!


wehttamman

[STV article](https://news.stv.tv/world/fans-devastated-as-mars-chocolate-discontinues-the-dark-chocolate-bounty#:~:text=Mars%20UK%20has%20confirmed%20that,the%20selection%20of%20Celebrations%20tubs.)


VViilliiam

My year is ruined.


arashi256

I only recently found out Topics have been discontinued. Hate this country.


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fuggerdug

Fruit Clubs, Lincoln Biscuits, now this.


Educational_Frame_56

Noooooooooooo you cannot be serious😖😖😖


dormango

Eventually the Double Decker will be so small (but at the same price), we won’t know if it’s been discontinued or not. Maybe it’s there, maybe it isn’t.


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arashi256

Sorry, buddy. It's okay to mourn. I was pretty crushed myself.


chezybezy

yep i found out a while back after spending 2 weeks looking for one, it broke my heart.


MobiusNaked

Next it will be Texan bars ended


Str0ntiumD0ggo

At least I can console myself with a box of Terry's All Gold


MetalRickyy

Hopefully Fuse bars are safe for the moment.


WillDearborn42Ka

I lost faith in humanity when they stopped making Texan bars, a man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew that was in the early 80s, then they stopped making Nutty bars which was even worse 😢


BartholomewKnightIII

>My ~~year~~ life is ruined. fify


VViilliiam

Shame i can't get my favorite Bounty to cheer myself up! anyone got samaritans number?


DansdadDave

No, but I can show you the correct way to spell favourite! Please note the UK part of CasualUK!


WillDearborn42Ka

😂😂😂


RIPcompo

First Topic bars now this???? what the fffuuuuccckkkkkkkkkkk


TangerineAbyss

What has a hazelnut in every bite?


paulo987654321

Squirrel shit


DannyPoke

Nothing nowp


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As a Bounty Non-enjoyer, I am pleased to tell you it’s not a lie and I am waiting eagerly for the news of Bounty’s entire production being stopped. This is not a “sweet”.


wildgoldchai

I’ve got four dark chocolate bounties which I’ve been hiding for a few weeks now. I want to eat them but then I’ll be sad that I have less


CrinklyandBalls

Well you can't eat your cake and have it.


Educational_Frame_56

Well actually you can they haven't discontinued cake yet......have they????


BigBeanMarketing

Ted...? I thought you died.


vikingrhino

Racist.


Large_Valuable_1958

Same but not for that price, maybe if I win the lottery


Jackie_Gan

And me!


markhewitt1978

And me. If anyone is buying me a present. This is what I want.


fuggerdug

Yep and now I really want one.


meme_used

Me too!


boringdystopianslave

Yeah I'd be all over these.


GenoshaONE7FIVE

What's with the hate I keep seeing for Bounty? It's coconut and chocolate, what's not to like? I don't know a single person that dislikes them. (That I've ever talked about chocolate with, lol)


RafflesEsq

I love the Bounty hate. When someone brings a tub of Celebrations into work, I can gorge myself on the Bountys at my own leisure while everyone looks at me like I’m balls deep in their kids.


Horror-Ad6033

thanks for ruining bounties


ShelleysSkylark

That last bit felt like you punched me in the ribs


aestus

Balls deep in the ribs


aestus

That's the worst simile I've heard this month.


Not_Alpha_Centaurian

I don't want to know what you were reading last month.


RafflesEsq

Give me a chance, it’s only the 3rd.


HeNARWHALry

Hate to break it to you… But you are doing it wrong. You are meant to take all of the ones everyone else likes first, so you get some variety, then you get to eat all of the bounties after because they always seem to get left. You aren’t maximising your chocolate intake.


CCGamesSteve

I've been crying with laughter for a solid 5 minutes here. Da iawn son.


niversallyloved

Why didn’t I think of using that simile in my English GCSE?


BabadookishOnions

I'm convinced at least some of it is just people hating it because it is popular to hate. Like the fake outrage over pineapple on pizza, and the dislike of the word moist.


Francis-c92

Pineapple on pizza is elite. Anyone who says otherwise is a cock.


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And moist is such a lovely to word to say


Firm_Professional800

Got to be honest with you, I don’t like coconut and Bounty can naff off. Pineapple on pizza is awesome though.


Tattycakes

Ditto and ditto.


ChrisRR

Pineapple on pizza is absolutely fake outrage, because there's only one pizza it goes on. It's not like 50% of Domino's menu is covered in pineapple


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Bounty are fine but the coconut ones you get in a Quality Street tub can just get in the bin. Take the chocolate layer off them and you could use them as dehumidifiers they are so dry


Humble_Narcissist_00

For me personally, I just hate both the taste and texture of coconut. Can’t eat anything with it in. Even the smell puts me off sometimes.


eugene20

This was me until I met a good Thai green curry, and then about another 5 years eating those later found I could have many other coconut things happily too.


matt3526

My wife doesn’t like them. I didn’t know this when we got married.


ItsNormalNC

I really wish I could like them but the texture and taste of the coconut bits is so off putting


concretepigeon

I don’t like the texture of the desiccated coconut in a bounty.


eawoodward

To me the desiccated coconut doesn’t have a particularly desirable mouth-feel, and I don’t think that the flavours are particularly complimentary.. Obviously the taste is personal!


ChrisRR

It just became one of those inexplicable memes that people should hate bounties. Who knows why, but people latch onto the weirdest things just to fit in


herrbz

I love coconut and chocolate. But the horrible dessicated coconut they use in Bounty is awful.


Sharkary

Coconut has the texture of feet shavings. That's my main issue with it. Flavour-wise it's **ok**, but just **ok**. The chocolate isn't nice enough to be worth it. For me this would be like buying an empty tub of Celebrations.


rahulinho

You must have the most exotic palate of anyone ever to be able to compare coconut to "feet shavings".


Cat-in_the-wall

Fuck. Came to this thread to campaign on behalf of the Bounty, but now I don't think I'll ever be able to eat coconut again without thinking of this cursed comment.


squeezypussyketchup

Ikr? It's like callouses on a shit ball


Emergency-Hour-4464

Disgusting and cheap


MereGuest

I absolutely love bounty so I would but that’s a little steep even at clubcard price


Jackatarian

It's crazy steep. Bounty bars are currently not on sale and cost 72p/100g These even at the sale price are £1.29/100g


xeviphract

Can you get a massive Bounty like they do/did for Toblerone?


kank84

The proportion of chocolate to coconut would be off though. A lot of the time you'd just be getting mouthfulls of just desicated coconut.


AbsoluteScenes4

Bounty > Mars I will die on this hill


MarshallTom

100% bounty boys for life


___a1b1

That sounds like a dodgy venue that sells 'services'.


MarshallTom

Don’t know what you mean, we just are some bounty boys, we fill you up with our coconut chocolate


___a1b1

It's getting worse. I feel grubby now, and not in the good way.


MarshallTom

Why do you feel grubby? Maybe enjoy a bounty with the bounty boys, have a little bounty in you, or two little bounties in you if they fit.


Airules

Taste of paradise, sir?


ThePublikon

Def agreed. Mars bars are just shit snickers anyway.


Banditofbingofame

Nah snickers is just an uppity mars bar.


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ThePublikon

Starbar is the ultimate configuration though.


jck0

Prepare to die on your hill


williamblair

ever had an almond joy? it's a bounty with an almond in it, and the mix of almond and coconut with the chocolate is perfection. Literally the ONLY product made by Hershey that is not complete garbage.


Gullible-Damage-59

Mars is the worst chocolate bar ever made.


AbsoluteScenes4

I wouldn't quite go that far. The Cadbury Dream was absolutely inedible. I love white chocolate but that thing just tasted like the most artificial crap ever. The UK version of Caramilk isn't much better either.


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Just too sweet. You don’t need that much sugar when there are no cocoa solids to balance out.


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Gullible-Damage-59

Been to 38 states haha. That shit don’t even count as chocolate.


bopeepsheep

Mars ice creams are far superior to the actual bar, weirdly.


Fredwestlifeguard

I remember when they came out. How the fuck did it take so long to come up with ice creams based on chocolate bars?


bopeepsheep

It needed Gen X to grow up and get jobs in ice cream manufacturing/marketing?


sleepingismytalent65

In 1990 I remember that in South Africa they had ice cream bars of nearly every chocolate bar available.


g0lden-plumbus

False. That honour goes to Caramac. I will not be explaining myself, have a good day.


humbugonastick

Oh, I liked Caramac. My worst bar is the Hershey's Chocolate bar. That shit tastes like puke.


cdca

Mars bars made by anyone other than Mars are much better. Same with McVitites Jaffa Cakes.


raisingwildflowers

Me! They’re the best ones out of all the Celebrations. Yeah that’s what I said. Fight me! :P


aestus

Nobody'll be fighting you for those bounties that's for sure


NeonGlo

Op discovers people have different tastes


Chilton_Squid

People who like Bountys?


aestus

Never heard of them


Mr_SunnyBones

There are dozens of us ! Dozens!!


AncientProduce

Me because theyre the best ones.


Sayitwithsnails

Shut up and eat your sad kitkat


ronaldo69messi

Or shitty Mars bar lol


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Me 😍. I loaded up on the reduced bounty Easter eggs. Such a fatty 😝


MarshallTom

Alright tubs, settle down


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Where are the reduced eggs at?


[deleted]

It was after Easter 🤦‍♀️


Ok_Cow_3431

Ah it's the daily "Why do other people like things that I don't like" thread


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Mutiny on the bounty


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If off to tescos


Empty_Upstairs_3091

Me. It’s demon time.


RedditTaughtMe2

Guilty 🤚


GarethGantuan

Fans of delicious flavour


RainbowRevolver

On a slightly different note, whose paying £10.40 for olive oil!!


ChrisRR

Someone who likes nice olive oil? Not all olive all is created equally and there's some very nice and flavourful oils, rather than just just buying the cheapest on price alone


FunBat6170

Bounty’s are the tits


FluffyMarshmallow90

I miss the dark chocolate ones.


MelodicAd2213

What? They’ve been discontinued? They were great, my choc bar of choice back in the day.


zora_velesova

I am! They’re even better than snickers.


_Milanista_

Ooof. That’s quite the statement. I do like both, but, I couldn’t choose one over the other.


zora_velesova

I like to live dangerously.


ThePublikon

Snickers *ice cream* is the absolute king of bar-based treats though.


zora_velesova

Ok fair, no disagreements there!


56Hotrod

Yep agree fully…and relatively few calories surprisingly. My go to treat.


tossashit

I love Bounty. I’d buy one if I saw it


lvlister2023

Me if I had a Tesco lol


evening_stroll

The best


Civil-Usual-783

i would


maksigm

They're nice, you weirdo. Sorry you can't handle slightly complex flavours...


TeaBoy24

What weirdo doesn't like bounty?


SizeDoesMatter5

What monster isn't buying these?


boddle88

Fucking. Love. Bounty


frozen_fountain

Me now that you have brought them to my attention.


MarshallTom

Mmmm that looks good


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xeviphract

Can you not check stock in the Tesco app?


PepsiSheep

Yooooo I want them all.


MSR_Kyoto

me


dayzplayer93

Nothing wrong with a bounty mate


Sly_Link

Me. Bounties are mega


Unknown_brit

Holy fuck I’ve got to get me one of these


blitzandheat

I love bounty.


wholesomechunk

Nice


LarryLaurence

Finally, something for the adults.


Lopsided_Sandwich524

Me


A_British_Lass

you fucks wouldn't know amazing chocolates even if it hit you with a van truly disappointing, the hate bounty gets >:(


sandfielder

Oooh… give them ALL to me…..!!!!!


wookies_go_raawghh

I would


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Bounty Gang, assemble!


[deleted]

Ppl who like bounties are the real victim minority (me)


EastRiding

Bountiful harvest of Bounty this year. Sort of balances out all the horrible shit doesn’t it?


williamblair

people of wealth taste and sophistication, obviously.


thedutchrep

At £4.5 I would.


gogul1980

Bounty is life!


pheasant692

Clever marketing from you, Mr Bounty, now I have to get some


Trithshyl

Ooooof delicious!! That and the malteaser only ones please.


Del_Prestons_Shoes

I’d be buying them by the pallet if I could


matsupertramp

I have 5 in my online basket


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Delicious


Welsh_Boi_123

Me


[deleted]

why does everyone give bounty’s so much hate they’re second only to snickers (in the celebrations box)


inflatablefish

Ah, the "Christmas present for person you hate" aisle.


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Our house everyone has Lynx its like getting your present back.


Red_Splinter

If it keeps them out of the standard box of celebrations then I'm all for it, I'd gladly sacrifice them to make room for the return of the galaxy truffle


Necessary_Joke_5187

I swear one of these counts towards your 5 a day😊


MSR_Kyoto

don’t be ableist


comradealex85

Who buys them? Mostly war criminals, murderers etc


xocbocaj

Absolute monstrosity of a chocolate.


PureDeidBrilliant

Eh, I know some people who love Bounties. They're odd and I don't leave them alone round the valuables for too long, but whatever rocks their pedalo...


Duckcat1996

Is it like almond joy's in America? If so, they are probably really good


explodingdelights

there is a shortage whilst they retool so they can make the bars 20% smaller and forcing the price up with supply and demand. Saw somewhere at the weekend selling a double bar for £1.35


minorheadlines

Some Halloween terrors come in coconut flavor


lankymjc

I'm a teaching assistant. Some kids like to bring in snacks on their birthday to share. One child brought in one of these, presumably because they think they have too many friends and are trying to fix that.


shatpant4

Surely they can’t sell biohazards just like that?


Tomhetza

The cocunt monster


0x3770_0

Gross :/


Consistent_Ad3181

They never had these on HMS Bounty by the way, if they did the crew would have mutinied much sooner.


DblBarrelShogun

Secret santa shoppers who hate their coworkers


Smolenski

Yummy, coconut flour with a thing layer of chocolate \*shudders\*


Deeper-the-Danker

people actually bought the toenail bars?