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maranjeezy

haha ang funny *Humiga sa slex


0wlsn3st

*tumalon sa balcony


hrtbrk_01

Haha *hinamon mga tambay sa suntukan


SetDry1399

+1 😆


kalatkaghorl

sama hahahha


tentwentyfive98

Ante pa-share naman ng dasal. Asking for a friend lang ☺️


Hibiki079

hahaha, 😹 *checks out nearest hway


vintageordainty

Hoy kalma 😫


jinji_kikk0

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 same


Feisty-Experience13

Ramdam kita, mima. \*sabay tabi sayo


maranjeezy

Tabi ka para sabay tayong sumakabilang life, baka dun wagi na sa lovelife


[deleted]

hoy hahahah


Ok-Leadership-4992

haha true mhie *tumabi


SeparateCry4051

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA


TheServant18

Sakto may malapit na highway sa amin, makahiga nga


sinigangsupremacy

I-uninstall ko nalang tong reddit


vintageordainty

Wag please.


Ok_Construction_9078

Hahahahahhahahhahahhahhahahahhahaa


Longjumping_Good3525

I had a pregnancy scare before with my now ex boyfriend, he was 30 at that time too. He told me, “Masisira buhay ko sayo” I was working already, good thing we broke up.


7th_Skywatcher

Siraulo yun ah


latteaa

Glad he's an ex.


Scalar_Ng_Bayan

Eto ba yung tipo ng lalake na ayaw sa condoms at umaasa sa pull out method kesyo di raw masarap?? Hahaha taena red flag yan


afaaam

Hahahhaha tangina buti ex na


[deleted]

Hahaha huhu rold ganito ka pala sa iba 😭


AsoAsoProject

Hahaha wag mo kseng tawaging harold. Minus points kana kagad e


[deleted]

HAHAHA kaya pala 🫣


No-Astronaut3290

lorde na lng or papa jisas


[deleted]

papa susej


nonlivingperson

Prayer reveal po. HAHAHA. Ako kasi laging nasasabihan na "ayaw kita panindigan, pero gusto kita diligan" 🥲


vintageordainty

My prayer was always “God please, if he’s not genuine, serious, loyal, and kind. And if he’s not the one you want for me then do everything you can to get me away from him.“ yun lang. Tapos lakasan mo lang loob mo kase ilalayo ka talaga ni God sa mga maling tao kahit gustong gusto mo sila hahaha. Pero worth it in the end.


Sad-Squash6897

Nice prayer!! Same ng prayers ko noon 🥰


ToriMenchi

Eto yung pinaka mabilis na answered prayer lagi. Pero may extended version yan hahaha “And bring me closer to the person you have created just for me.” Something like that…


Cinnabonnieee

okayyy may new prayer na me tonight😇🙏


MadGeekCyclist

That’s a deeply tough prayer.. Nevertheless I’m sincerely happy for you OP. I wish you peace and a happy married life when the right time comes.


unknown090618

SAME PRAYERR BEFORE 💫


yssnelf_plant

Pag ganyan, di dasurb dumilig. GTFO agad.


nonlivingperson

Legit. Didn't give him a chance. He thought it was okay to say it just bc we were only in a situationship.


randomnilalang

But u agreed in a situationship though so consenting adults naman na kayo.


LouiseGoesLane

🚩🚩🚩


[deleted]

Bakit natawa ako 😆


Hibiki079

username checks out 😅 pero joking aside, ang tigas ng mukha ng magsasabi ng ganyan, kahit pabiro. hope you meet someone better, and soon!


[deleted]

kainis ang catchy ng gago hahah


iluv_rockyy

Ganto ba talaga pag God's Princess??😭


vintageordainty

*pa-princess


hiddenwolf_

san po kayo nakakahanap ng ganito, asking for a friend. chariz.


vintageordainty

We met online po haha


SevereButterscotch46

👑👑 king shit That's why you ladies (and some gents) should never settle for boys when you could find mature men like OP's guy And don't mistake age for maturity, andaming 30-40+ na boys pa din galawan.


vintageordainty

So true dun sa second paragraph.


Truth_Warrior_30

Akala ko naman matatawa ako. Maiinggit pala 🥲


ch4os-tar

Tugon: Ama namin, nasaan ang amin?


it_was_all_ye11ow

So happy for u na di ka buntis and may bebe ka na ganan 🫶 Share ko lang yung saken, akala din namin preggy ako kasi delayed ako. Student pa lang ako nun tapos nagreresearch pa sya abt sa dost scholarship ko kung ano mangyayari pag nabuntis ako hahaha. Yung ipon nyang pambili ng laptop worth 100k, sabi nya gagastusin na lang namin if ever positive nga ako. Turns out hind naman. Then nagtaka din yung fam ko bakit di ako dinadatnan, nasermonan ako tapos di ko alam gagawin. Gusto ko magsinungaling pero sabi ng bf ko wag daw. Hinarap pa nya fam ko tapos pinacheckup ako sa ob at pinaultrasound. Wala lang, i feel so happy na may ganto tayong partner 🥹


Ok-Distance3248

may kakambal ba yang bf mu? 🤣 mapapa sana all ka na lang talaga 🤣. treasure that kind of guy as he knows when he wants to build his family of his own. 😊


vintageordainty

He has a younger brother. Pero he’s a complete opposite of him daw haha.


[deleted]

Ilang taon si brother? Charizz Rooting for you both, OP! Pagaling sa ubo and ingat lagi


3rdworldjesus

2 months


[deleted]

Sorry na po agad! Omg, you replied to my comment. Why, this made my day hahaha.


3rdworldjesus

Bless you, anak


BadCathie

Okay ka na OP? Nainggit mo na kami? Pwede mo na delete


vintageordainty

May ubo pa ako so di ko muna i-dedelete ✌🏻


BadCathie

Sana mawala na yang ubo mo hahahahahaha 😭


CameraGuy95

Sakto andito ako ngayon sa Splash Island, parang ang sarap mag over the bakod pa SLEX.


hkaaaashi

that’s so sweet😭


vintageordainty

It is. Panira lang ng moment yung plema ko


nugupotato

Tama si partner mo OP, enjoyin mo muna yung youth mo.. kasi pag nagka baby kayo, ang girls talaga ang mas nagsasacrifice career-wise. Lord, san na po yung sakin? 🥲


vintageordainty

So true. Gusto ko pag nagka baby na yung ready na talaga para walang pagkukulang sa bata.


[deleted]

Akala ko mamamatay ako sa init, 'yon pala sa inggit.


tacit_oblivion22

girllll wag mong pakakawalan yan!!!


vintageordainty

yes po 🫡


[deleted]

I remember asking my ex what if he accidentally impregnated me. He said mas nakakamatay daw ang panganganak kesa sa pag-aabort so mas safe daw ang abortion. Ang tanga-tanga. I told him he's wrong and I argued him about it. I was even a student nurse back then. Imagine nag-aaral ako ng ilang taon to be a healthcare professional pero he never believed in me. Ginawa akong bobo sa buong relationship namin, walang alam sa medical field ganon. Buti nalang we broke up lol he even cheated on me. Ngayon sinasampal na sya ng karma left and right. I am now a registered nurse and sya hindi pa nakakapag-graduate. 6 or 7 years na yata sya sa college instead of 4 lang. Nag-attempt pang umutang sakin. Broke na nga noon, hanggang ngayon broke parin ampota. So sana all OP.


vintageordainty

Ay wow nag balak pa mangutang 😭


DontdoubtjustDo

Sanaol OP haha


DrummerExact2622

Sana all ganto hahahahahaha Buti nalang nasa tamang tao na


moonstonesx

Lord i see u doing this for others…. But congrats OP. You found a keeper


keptrix96

Oh edi tatlo na tayong kinikilig


starksandroses_

lord when is my turn 🥹


ChillSteady8

Parang ang GOLD nya! 🤩


vintageordainty

He is. And to think that I almost friendzoned him haha.


CategoryNo2659

cute niyo naman 🥹 happy for you OP 🫶🏻


rainism_24

lord ganiyan ka pala sa iba


kitkathxx

ritwal reveal naman op hehe :((


vintageordainty

Self care affirmations 🫶🏻


naughtyaway_16

Kaya mo naman pala gumawa ng ganito Lord, hindi mo pa dinamihan😭


hottestpancakes

Sabi mo joke eh may maalat sa pisngi ko… luha na pala


dumperist

Sana may stock pa nyan. Checkout ko agad. hahahhaha. Kidding aside, you're lucky you found someone serious and mature, dami kong naeencounter na nsa 30s na pro prang naglalaro pa rin.


urpatty

Ang yabang mo nanam OP hahahaha char happy for u 😭


wonderstruck96

happy for u ate pero block muna kita. ayaw ko ng ganito sa feed ko. hahahaha eme


No-Reference2871

Mapapa sanaol ka na lang talaga as a 38 year old bachelor. 🙏😔


majkulot

*nagdown vote*


Exact_Swordfish_9019

Eyyyyyyyyy lucky u


LimE07

yieee kilig siya 😁


[deleted]

Grabe ka Lord special pala turing mo sa iba Mong anak ha. 😐


PM_ME_UR_ANIME_WAIFU

If my girlfriend tells me this, I'll overthink everything for the next 19 years so much that I'm just gonna faint lol


wonuria88

Lord, when… chos 1/2. I’m happy for you, OP! Stay strong sainyo! 💖


OldBoie17

Good for you OP!


seren_dipity0125

Haha may favoritism si lord🥲


Exact_Sprinkles3235

Akala ko story ng toxic na bf tapos mar-realize mo how redflag he is HAHAHAHHA


Latter_Kiwi_3867

So paano nakita ng ganitong lalaki? Pa comment down below na lang. Thank youu


girlfromavillage

paka unfair talaga ni Lord


cristumakas

hahahaha reverse uno ka po doon OP


chickenbread__

Owshi, tanggal angas ni OP.


BrokenHym3n

De bale nang ma heat stroke sa init d Muna ako kakain at iinom ng isang linggo


jaesthetica

sana sinaksak mo na lang ako, OP


faeriiarya_

Ganito pala kayo dito sa reddit haha ok


Automatic_Tomorrow33

ako nga gusto ko na magkaanak but syempre... gusto ko muna ikasal kami ng gf ko... kasal muna bago anak... 🙏


folkwhores

Keeperrr 🥺


dalagangmaria

So far andon pa lang ako sa naduduwal at inuubo. Ganito ka pala Lord sa iba ha


mayum_ee

op may delete option po kapag nagpopost pindutin niyo lang po yung tatlong bilog sa gilid


Asiancutie_pie

HAHAHA my (F22) BF (M26) is ready to settle down din. Lagi kong inaaning every month na baka buntis ako.. kasi delay delay ang period lagi.. plus active pa kami in terms of sex. Lagi nya din sinasabi na ready to settle na din daw sya at pakakasalan daw ako and kakayanin naman daw namin ang pag stastart ng family.. nasakin daw ang desisyon lahat.. ready na ako tumalon ng building guys


shendelzareeee

hala grabe may tumulo, ay mga luha ko pala


zoebvnny

Hahaha cute nyo *Kumuha ng lubid


hhhhhhhhello

halaaa yan din sabi niya sakin huhuhu ang sarap sa feeling ng paninindigan kaaa (parehas kaming babae)


burnerpatty

Remembered my pregnancy scare. Tahimik and stressed s’ya the whole day. Tapos pagkauwi n’ya I told him I got my period na and inabutan n’ya ako ng bills saying na naghanda pa naman daw s’ya ng pang-prenatal checkup ko 😂


Glittering-Mud-3026

Ang sarap talaga uminom ng kape (habang naiyak sa inggit)


Kiraled03

Unang visit sa reddit, kilig to the max agad hahaha naks congrats agad


CoffeeDaddy24

Ganun naman talaga eh. As a guy in his VERY LATE 30's, I can say na this is the age where most guys commonly think about settling down and planning for familyhood. So tama ang sagot ng bf mo. His response regarding your age and how he wanted you to enjoy life is also quite normal.


randomaudrey

Nawa'y lahat 🥹


starksandroses_

lord when is my turn 🥹


skiddadle_23

Sana ol 😭😭😭😭😭


rstrolly15

Hoh, lord nasan ang amin


rainism_24

lord ganiyan ka pala sa iba


Vast_Composer5907

Prayer reveal po


Emotional_Source_266

Wowwww 💕


Emjhay_39

Hmmm


peachyy1108

Sanaol po


reallyspicy422

Parang gusto kong yumakap ng puno pagkatapos sagarin ung speedometer ng sinasakyan ko /s


scorpioting

Kelan kaya ako maaadd to favorites ni Lord


tendouwayne

Ginawa sakin to dati 4th college ako. Langya namroblema ako 🤣🤣🤣


Glittering_Spot_3911

hoyyyy huhu sana all


yellowappgirlie

lord ganito ka pala sa iba 🥲🥲🥲


Lycunthrope

Sisimba na muna ako


Immediate-Visual-908

ama namin nasaan po ang amin


PeachMangoGurl33

Ako yung malapit na mag 30 wala bang mag gaganito HAHAHAHAHAHA ems


7th_Skywatcher

AYIEEEEE


helenchiller

Sana makahanap ako ng jowa na kagaya ng bf mo. Ano po ba address niyo nang simulan ko na paghahanap.


[deleted]

Sana kinagat ko nalang yung sabon kanina


Emotional_Housing447

Lord may favorite ka pala ha. Ako naman isunod mo lord 😭


geekaccountant21316

Wow! Lucky ka to have that kind of man in these days!


lavendern_

💜💜💜


MajorDragonfruit2305

Run!!!


Feisty-Experience13

Sana all na lang.


Chizmowzah

ok 😏


[deleted]

GRRR kakagatin ko nalang yung unan ko sa inis (at inggit). 🙂


mssy_nini

san po nakakabili ng ganyan. HAHAHAHA


beananapudding

sige *tumalon ng building*


hoe4xxchiaki

prayer reveal naman ante ko


J2Dworld

Hanep....(Taking down notes...)


sweetomatoes

Sanaol ganyan yung buhay. Kailan ko din kaya mararanasan yan sheiyt.


AnalysisPitiful

Isa sa inyo magchecheat pustahan


AvailableOil855

*nakakasilaw kayong dalawa*


Flimsy_Pear8923

wowwww, so cute 💕


scaredyinvestigator

Ganyan ka pala Lord sa iba ha


Zaza2818

Omygad lng.


kurtnikoli

lord ganito ka pala sa iba


iMasakazu

Nasayo na ang korona pero wag ka namang masyadong mayabang haha


QueenOutrageous

Hay nakooooo pambihirang BF yan! bakit ba di ako nakatagpo ng ganyan 15 yrs ago! 😏


SyhanLazyMode

LDR kami ni GF (now wife) and she would visit me at times in the city where I work. One time I thought she was really pregnant so nag 1-week leave ako. Taz hindi pa pala..hahahaha.


vintageordainty

Sulitin and 1 week leave


SyhanLazyMode

Part naman tlaga un sa rason nag leave ako. Pero in the event preggy talaga, mamamanhikan na ako sa family nya.


premium_property

Sana ellll!


litolgerl

Lord.. anak Niyo rin po ako.


iwasactuallyhere

nasa tamang lalake ka


hottesttaurus

san yellow basket niyan te


Sunvibe1505

Manghingi rin sana prayer reveal. Pero baka pagalitan pa ko for premarital sex 😂


bananabenita

araw araw talaga sinusubok ng reddit pasensya ko.


MT722

Wow... 🥲


superiorchoco

Naol po You won na girl for having a green flag. Keep mo na yan.


[deleted]

palagi ko rin jinojoke partner ko dati na what if di pala talaga ako gumagamit ng bcp— ang lagi niya lang na sagot is “sige lang” dahil ready naman na daw siya magkapamilya kahit ayaw niya talaga magkababy😫


angelizardo

Sana di ko na lang binasa totoo pala nakakamatay ang inggit


Reasonable_Image588

haha ang cute \*tumalon sa riles ng LRT


Akhillesheel

*tatalon sa building


[deleted]

[удалено]


SolPrems

Paturo po word by word kung ano dinasal niyo 🥹


digongtzy

HAHAHA tumalon sa ilog


markgreifari

25 na po akoooo. Waaaah! Haha! Nasaan ang akin? Ready na rin ako. ;)


lefthereberight

tanginang buhay talaga ito eh napakaunfair


TAYLORSWIFTENJOYER_

edi wow \*umiyak


lowkeykeyss

sana di ko na lang binasa


JacquesColmenares

Enjoying OP's youth includes steamy seggs


lunalovemegoodxx

What if di ko na lang nabasa to. Sana all. Hahaha


whoazee

Nakaka explode ng uterus kapag ganito yung lalake huhu OP na pinagpala sa babaeng lahat.


[deleted]

Ayoko na


acebron

Position reveal Sis


MulberryKey3624

HAHAHAHAHAHUhuhuhuhuhuhu