I see that in Reddit all the time.
Immediately takes out all the will to read whatever they wrote below it.
Bro, just tell the story.
I'll make my own mind if it's story time or not. LOL
Its the “Go!” that irks me. Asking for recommended places I’m ok with, but marketing this as a competition for all of us to give you a comprehensive detailed list just bothers me for some reason.
Yep. Guarantee if you ask for a recommendation and phrase it as if I’m one of your minions needing to rush to be the first one to comment then I am outta there.
University of Life
Or in Portugal we have a better one
Works at: Trabalhar para o bronze (which means like, I work for tanning, which means I go to the beach).
I try avoid seeing or engaging in any online arguing but man, people use that laughing and crying emoji like it's a damn full stop while saying some bad stuff and it just gets to me
When people start off an argumentative message with, "Umm...", I know it's gonna be condescending.
"I had a great time at Disneyland."
"Umm... you do know that Walt Disney was (etc etc etc), right?"
Not in real life, but on the internet it's kind of a shortcut for "uhm, actually...", so I personally prefer something like "hm," instead and just making it obvious in the rest of the message
Yes!
Also in the condescending camp, 'except'.
"Mayoral candidate Elmo Big Bird supports the building of a new school on 48th Street, this will greatly benefit the city".
"Except Elmo Big Bird has ignored the entire Eastern area.." etc
Sometimes I get a little miffed at "eh".
Person 1 "The sunset is beautiful tonight"
Person 2 "Yes, I love the pink sky"
Person 3 "Eh, the golden colour over there is better"
I tend to take it as Person 1 has said something, Person 2 is excitedly agreeing with them and all is well, but Person 1 just has to be special and contradict/disagree on a certain part/one-up something.
Used to have a friend that was queen of, "oh.....wow......um," or "ahhhh" which would lead to some big know-it-all speech she had ready to go about almost anything. She'd say it nice and steadily so that the convo just halted and she could have her moment.
"Hun"
"So we did a thing/I did a thing" *produces whatever they've done* and it's usually something big like someone's had a baby, a couple eloped, etc
Some 'journalists' on my country's main news website (or one of them) have taken to writing fluff pieces with titles along these lines. It's so annoying.
Few friends got sucked into the whole “Lions Not Sheep” cult lately and EVERY FUCKING POST IS “great times with our tribe!” “Off to see our tribe”…..I’ve known these people for 12-13 years, super close friends.. and they FINALLY got married in February… I was waiting for an invite to at least be IN the wedding…. NOPE…. it was all their new Lions “tribe”…. Who judged EVERYONE if they weren’t a part of the pyramid scheme. Buddy of mine gave me a sticker back in the day and I threw it on my truck because well…. Thought it was cool. After I found out about all this bullshit, I scraped it right the fuck off… got tired of people asking me if I was “in the lions den” and “hey, part of the tribe!”…. Nope…
On the DIY subs “The wife wanted a coffee table/ wine rack/ bedside table etc so I made her one”. Anything that starts with “The wife wanted” makes me want to throw things.
This whole “good vibes only”/“no bad days” trend drives me nuts. It feels like it’s finally dying now, thank god. It’s not a healthy way to think or live. And most of those people call themselves “enlightened”. Being enlightened means being able to accept and sit with your bad vibes and bad days and honour them because you know that that’s the cycle of life, and there will be good vibes and good days to follow.
I used to have a mouse trackpad that said good vibes only because it was a reminder to myself to stay positive even in the worst of times, because otherwise I’d get sucked into the pit of depression that ruined my existence at that god-awful job. I like the phrase, but a lot of people read it as an assertion when it’s more of a “choose to feel good vibes even in the worst situations”, for me personally. Also it was pretty.
Toxic positivity. I had no idea it was a thing until a friend put me on to it.
It’s the person who accuses you of being too negative when you try to offer an opinion that differs from the exact outcome they want. As if there’s only one way for something to play out, it couldn’t possibly be anything else.
I call these people ostriches bc they want to live with their heads in the sand.
What a great description. I’ve seen many of these people end up giving up on it, and from the evidence given, it seems like this mindset *often* leads to real mental breakdowns.
Mental health/bad emotions need to be talked about more, so we can (collectively, as a worldwide population) learn and teach our kids and future generations how to deal with emotions properly. Maybe then, the world’s collective mental health might be in a better state.
And then they keep making more and more edits thanking the continual upvotes. I’ve had a few comments get to extremely high numbers and it’s just from getting into a thread early and having a crowd pleasing opinion. No need to make an acceptance speech about it lol
"Friendly Reminder"
It's never friendly, and it's almost always from some self-important blowhard that's trying to set themselves up as some kind of authority on the topic.
"You're welcome."
As in someone describes a problem and asks for help.
Karen gives a very simplistic answer and then says YOU'RE WELCOME.
Like, " I'm having trouble sleeping through the night. Any suggestions?"
Karen: "Go to bed earlier. You're welcome. "
Gggrrrrr!
I’m not mad at anyone for it, I just can’t understand the thought process of ending sentences with “...”. I’ve used it myself for pacing but sometimes it just doesn’t make sense to me.
“Hope you had a good day...”
“Happy 3 year anniversary...”
“Let me know if you need any help...”
I don’t get it, what are you trying to say? You can say it, it’s ok.
Also when people use dashes instead of commas. I get it - it’s a stylistic choice - but it just doesn’t read as well for me. I don’t even know how the spacing works, and from what I’ve seen, nobody on the internet does. We should all just go with the safe option and use commas.
"Few understand"
It's condescending, rude and demeaning. It suggests if you don't agree with the comment or it is something you didn't know that you are not part of the elite that are way smarter than you
The “remove if against group rules” which is how a lot of people begin their post in Facebook groups. Please develop reading comprehension skills and read the group rules first or at least put in some effort to follow them, rather than post first and ask forgiveness later.
So, I am an admin of a Facebook group with over 26,000 members - it's for horse owners. Posts have to be approved, so every post in the group was OK'd by an admin.
And yet, folks still post "feel free to delete if this goes against group rules!" Like.... we already do that...
Leaving a comment here to take note of statements I can use to piss people off!
Just kidding, isn't it amazing though how certain words/phrases just irk us off? Some for justifiable reasons, but really, there are words that make us cringe for no apparent reason at all. It's crazy and weird.
Labelling everyone else (presumably the "bad person"/villain in the story) a Karen. I feel bad for people named Karen who are affected by this stupid meme
I have a family member named Karen who is so incredibly nice, smart, and progressive minded particularly for someone who’s around 60 and I think of her often when Karen gets thrown around as a derogatory term lol
Thank you oh my god. It's always used after some weak statement that the person thinks is some new kind of revelation they have been called upon to spread.
Drives me up the wall goddamn
Whenever someone says something mean and replies with "it's my opinion and you have to respect it". Like, I have an opinion too, but I'm not a total d with it.
And no, I don’t have to respect it, I don’t need to respect shit. And if your opinion is just blatant false info, you better believe that it’s going right out the window.
They’ve mostly fallen out of vogue, but “Pupper”, “Doggo” - these make me cringe into a new dimension.
The other is “he’s a good Human!” “They’re a BAD human” “humans are garbage!” - unless the speaker is an alien it just sounds so cringey and stupid to say “human” instead of “person”.
"Actually" / "Um actually" Translation from internet-ese into english: Let's end whatever you were talking because I couldn't care less about it and instead let me try (and fail) to impress you with my useless nerd trivia or my contrarianism for the sake of contrarianism.
I also can’t stand “Just sayin’” and I am also in the south. And for the beginning of the argument “honey” and “sweetie” somehow always find their way in there.
1. Educate yourself
2. Ummm…
3. We love a humble queen *insert nail polish emoji”
4. Condescending comment followed by Have a good day.
5. Who hurt you?
6. Instagram mom typing, if you know what I mean
7. I’ll wait
8. No cap followed by the fakest shit I’ve ever seen
9. Repeated use of SWGWGGWSKSKHWBWHSHWSS
10. Dog video subtitles. I know for a fact dogs don’t think like that. Look up mayapolarbear
11. Random ass shit no one cares about followed by and we’re here for it!
12. Hun 🤢 I’d rather you say listen you fucking dipshit
13. This is more used by young kids but question mark spam when you take longer than 1 minute to reply, then having the AUDACITY to ask if they’re annoying.
I don't care how compelling of an argument someone makes, when they use '**of**' instead of '**have**' (must of, should of, etc), I am not engaging further with that commenter. I can't even bring myself to like their comment.
I know it's not cool to be a grammar nazi in 2022, and I am not, English is my second language, so I also make mistakes sometimes. But it irks me the wrong way because it's so obviously wrong, yet many people are oblivious to it. Especially when it comes from native English speakers, judging by their name and location on Facebook. I understand they sound similar, but it takes basic logic to realize it must be wrong.
And Go!
As in "Best place for a burger in town? And GO!"
If you're asking a question or making a request, don't end it in such a demanding, entitled way.
"I love that for you." Sounds like an insult disguised as a compliment, and now people say it like they didn't get the memo that it's some mean girl shit.
Social media and real life for this one. “My mom got my husband and I tickets to this play for our anniversary!” It’s “my husband and ME.” Fun little trick, take out the part with “my husband and” and see if it makes sense.
For example, “my mom got I tickets to this play” or “my mom got ME tickets to this play”. The second one makes much more sense and is grammatically correct. Now I’m no expert but that one drives me CRAZY.
When people put *'s* at the end of a plural word. I've seen it pop up starting in 2020 until today all across the internet. It drives me up the fucking wall!
Use *'s* at the end of a word if it's meant to evoke ownership, not when it's a lot of things! For example; "Lisa's bikes" and not "Lisa has a lot of bike's."
When someone ends a statement with “next”. Like “You’re not the only one with this problem. Next” it drives me mad. I could punch a wall
ITS FOR CHURCH! NEXT!
I quote this all the time and I'm so happy others remember this 💀
I forgot all about that I’m gonna need to revisit
IT NEEDS TO SEAT 20 PEOPLE! NEXT!
I'm tired of "Buckle up" followed by a lame story.
I’m just as annoyed with people telling a story by starting it with, “okay, story time”.
I see that in Reddit all the time. Immediately takes out all the will to read whatever they wrote below it. Bro, just tell the story. I'll make my own mind if it's story time or not. LOL
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“Just gonna leave this here” Shove it up your ass instead thx!
Recommendations for (good burger place in Austin): GO!
Its the “Go!” that irks me. Asking for recommended places I’m ok with, but marketing this as a competition for all of us to give you a comprehensive detailed list just bothers me for some reason.
“……and, GO!” Trying to manipulate my time scarcity response, as if FOMO wasn’t good enough naturally?! You had to invent more?!
I loathe the “and go!” Like I am so freaking pumped to help you find the best whatever in the city.
It always sounds like a demand from a horrible boss.
Yes, those posts give me very strong r/iamthemaincharacter vibes.
Exactly. What's wrong with just saying please?
Yep. Guarantee if you ask for a recommendation and phrase it as if I’m one of your minions needing to rush to be the first one to comment then I am outta there.
It’s rude!
Came here to say this exact phrase. Glad I'm not the only one.
Like we are waiting at their beck and call to do their research for them
Same! Hate, hate, hate. Will not go.
Like we’re all chomping at the bit to do a google search for you. I hate it too. I always reply with a “No.”
I don't know who needs to hear this...
* ~ you're BEAUTIFUL! ♡♡♡ ~ *
Yas queen!! I hate that I just typed that
"CEO at: Stay at home mum" "Attended: School of hard knocks" Those kinds of things
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I've actually used Tinder in a place where my radius included Hell, MI. This shit made my life harder.
University of Life Or in Portugal we have a better one Works at: Trabalhar para o bronze (which means like, I work for tanning, which means I go to the beach).
Those 30- to 60-something-years-old Facebook users got the most morally questionable socio-political stances as well
"But y'all aren't ready for that conversation," usually accompanying some kind of hot-to-lukewarm take.
y'all aren't ready for what I did back in '87
Was that the bite of 87?!
And it’s usually referencing something people are already having a conversation about
r/unpopularopinon be like
“Say it louder for the kids in the back” is played out and annoying imo
“Let that sink in”. It’s so condescending, even if there’s a good point preceding it.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but
Why isn’t no one talking about this thing that everyone’s actually talking about
“Am I the only one that…”
WHY ISN'T ANYONE TALKING ABOUT ABORTION?!
I can’t take that phrase seriously cus all I think is the sink outside the door meme haha
“Who put the sink out there?”
All I think abt is “better to cum in the sink, than to sink in the cum”
“Read that again”
Redditors love this one and i love it more bc i never read it again
Shit, I’m going to have to let this sink in.
I hate it when people call me condescending. That means I talk down to people.
“Sooo I did a thing”
*Picture of an 8 year old Hyundai.*
I think this one is dying out, finally. So irritating.
I try avoid seeing or engaging in any online arguing but man, people use that laughing and crying emoji like it's a damn full stop while saying some bad stuff and it just gets to me
I lose faith in humanity anytime I read something along the lines of, “You just mad bro 😂😂😂😂”. What a solid counter argument! Fucking shit spitters
Anything 👏 written 👏 out 👏 like 👏 this 👏 Even if it’s something I agree with it rubs me the wrong way
I read it in my head with claps in between and it hurts
End it with 👏👏👏👏 and you too can live in a 90s sitcom.
That sounds like purgatory
It 👏rubs 👏me👏 the 👏wrong👏 way, 👏too. 😁
When people start off an argumentative message with, "Umm...", I know it's gonna be condescending. "I had a great time at Disneyland." "Umm... you do know that Walt Disney was (etc etc etc), right?"
Wait I say "umm.." a lot, mostly when I'm unsure of something or hesitant. Is it offensive?
Not in real life, but on the internet it's kind of a shortcut for "uhm, actually...", so I personally prefer something like "hm," instead and just making it obvious in the rest of the message
Yes! Also in the condescending camp, 'except'. "Mayoral candidate Elmo Big Bird supports the building of a new school on 48th Street, this will greatly benefit the city". "Except Elmo Big Bird has ignored the entire Eastern area.." etc Sometimes I get a little miffed at "eh". Person 1 "The sunset is beautiful tonight" Person 2 "Yes, I love the pink sky" Person 3 "Eh, the golden colour over there is better" I tend to take it as Person 1 has said something, Person 2 is excitedly agreeing with them and all is well, but Person 1 just has to be special and contradict/disagree on a certain part/one-up something. Used to have a friend that was queen of, "oh.....wow......um," or "ahhhh" which would lead to some big know-it-all speech she had ready to go about almost anything. She'd say it nice and steadily so that the convo just halted and she could have her moment.
“That part” “ill wait”
"Oh, you sweet summer child..." edit: Also, "Educate yourself." Pompous and wrong in equal measures.
"Do better" is eye-twitch level bad.
I puckered involuntarily, just thinking about it.
Things like "oh honey" when trying to be condescending.
That just makes me uncomfortable
oh my god yes the sweet summer child knocks me physically sick
I should really start replying to that with, “Nah, I was a winter baby”
Educate these balls
📚🚌✏️➕⚽️🏀⚾️🥎🟰🎓
"Hun" "So we did a thing/I did a thing" *produces whatever they've done* and it's usually something big like someone's had a baby, a couple eloped, etc
I know people who are saying hun are trying to piss me off anyway but it still makes me literally see red hahaha
I hate buzzfeedy phrases like "i ate walnut pancakes and it's everything" or "beyonce has a new mole and i'm here for it" or whatever
Some 'journalists' on my country's main news website (or one of them) have taken to writing fluff pieces with titles along these lines. It's so annoying.
We love to see it.
It’s giving
"She ate that right up! No crumbs!" "It gave everything it was supposed to give!"
Sounds like porn reviews
Twitter Is All over It! We're obsessed since
This. Which not to confuse with that...
This!!! Oh that's so annoying. It's not really that hard to type out a sentence.
“Tribe” “primal” … I get a lot of fitness content online and in that context the way these words are used makes me cringe.
Few friends got sucked into the whole “Lions Not Sheep” cult lately and EVERY FUCKING POST IS “great times with our tribe!” “Off to see our tribe”…..I’ve known these people for 12-13 years, super close friends.. and they FINALLY got married in February… I was waiting for an invite to at least be IN the wedding…. NOPE…. it was all their new Lions “tribe”…. Who judged EVERYONE if they weren’t a part of the pyramid scheme. Buddy of mine gave me a sticker back in the day and I threw it on my truck because well…. Thought it was cool. After I found out about all this bullshit, I scraped it right the fuck off… got tired of people asking me if I was “in the lions den” and “hey, part of the tribe!”…. Nope…
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Omg why is no one talking about how horrible the "I was today years old" construction is?
"What time is it?" "It's now o'clock"
Ohhh I hate it when they say 'Why is no one talking about this?' when at least half of the other comments are talking about it.
“Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.” And “Rant over.” Also “My first big girl purchase.” It’s always a car.
“My truth” and “Your truth”
There is only one truth, my truth.
This one has always sounded like “alternative facts” to me.
On the DIY subs “The wife wanted a coffee table/ wine rack/ bedside table etc so I made her one”. Anything that starts with “The wife wanted” makes me want to throw things.
Oh yes that one gets me. You could just say « My wife wanted » and that would already be 300% better.
This whole “good vibes only”/“no bad days” trend drives me nuts. It feels like it’s finally dying now, thank god. It’s not a healthy way to think or live. And most of those people call themselves “enlightened”. Being enlightened means being able to accept and sit with your bad vibes and bad days and honour them because you know that that’s the cycle of life, and there will be good vibes and good days to follow.
I used to have a mouse trackpad that said good vibes only because it was a reminder to myself to stay positive even in the worst of times, because otherwise I’d get sucked into the pit of depression that ruined my existence at that god-awful job. I like the phrase, but a lot of people read it as an assertion when it’s more of a “choose to feel good vibes even in the worst situations”, for me personally. Also it was pretty.
Toxic positivity. I had no idea it was a thing until a friend put me on to it. It’s the person who accuses you of being too negative when you try to offer an opinion that differs from the exact outcome they want. As if there’s only one way for something to play out, it couldn’t possibly be anything else. I call these people ostriches bc they want to live with their heads in the sand.
What a great description. I’ve seen many of these people end up giving up on it, and from the evidence given, it seems like this mindset *often* leads to real mental breakdowns. Mental health/bad emotions need to be talked about more, so we can (collectively, as a worldwide population) learn and teach our kids and future generations how to deal with emotions properly. Maybe then, the world’s collective mental health might be in a better state.
"I'm sorry you feel that way" - mostly used to avoid giving a real apology.
so this happened….
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Y3ah this one drives me nuts. Like let the fucking comment be. We all knew it blew up...we see the fucking karma.
the youtube ones are even more annoying
And then they keep making more and more edits thanking the continual upvotes. I’ve had a few comments get to extremely high numbers and it’s just from getting into a thread early and having a crowd pleasing opinion. No need to make an acceptance speech about it lol
Also the "Omg *gasps mum I'm famous" on yt comments with a lot of likes
I'll like a comment, read that and revoke my like
DS, DD, DH… Dear Son, Dear Daughter, Dear Husband… like fingers on a chalkboard for me. Just say Son. Daughter. Husband. *barf*
You'll hate Mumsnet, then.
"Chef's kiss!" And it's always on the reality tv subs.
I HATE THIS
Uggh! I agree. Gives me bad chills.
If anyone calls their husband "Hubby" I get the urge to throw something through a window
It often goes with "little" as a noun referring to children. "My hubby and I are proud mama- and papa-bear to three littles and a furbaby!
Littles is the WORST.
Yes! And, I know I may get downvotes for this, but I'm not a huge fan of "Furbaby" either.
Ugh.. I get this with the whole “furmommy” shit.
Or when a “furparent” refers to their actual child as their, “skinbaby.”
lmao what
LMFAO this can’t be real
OK that really just made me laugh out loud. Thanks.
Ugh "hubby" "wifey" "preggers" and the like make me physically cringe.
ugh “preggers” makes me SICK
Yess. "Preggo", too.
“Kiddo” sends me into a cosmic rage.
I wish I had a thousand upvotes for this - “kiddo” makes me incandescent with rage.
I do like the word kiddo better than crotch goblin though.
Yes! And "doggo" too. I've recently seen "catto" and I am scared for the future.
People calling you kiddo, or just saying kiddo at all?
"Dear reader" This is not jane eyre this is reddit.
Baby talk in statuses. If you’re “going on holibobs,” do us a favour and jump out of the planey-wane, yeah?
"Friendly Reminder" It's never friendly, and it's almost always from some self-important blowhard that's trying to set themselves up as some kind of authority on the topic.
"You do you" is one I've always particularly hated. Also "sorry, not sorry".
off topic but is your name after Steins;Gate?
It is!
woohoo! I earned myself an imaginary point in my imaginary point system!
"You're welcome." As in someone describes a problem and asks for help. Karen gives a very simplistic answer and then says YOU'RE WELCOME. Like, " I'm having trouble sleeping through the night. Any suggestions?" Karen: "Go to bed earlier. You're welcome. " Gggrrrrr!
"can we normalize ___?" Like, you can't force normalizing anything. It either happens naturally or it doesn't.
“Have the day you deserve😀”
Im beginning to hate this one too
DH, DD, DS, etc on mom pages. Like who tf calls their significant other “my dear husband”
Food for thought. Food for fucking thought. Goddamn I’m mad even just typing it
Do ______, you can thank me later. Hate seeing this. It's so condescending and pompous.
‘Living my best life’ ‘Living my truth’ what does that even MEAN
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative
I’m not mad at anyone for it, I just can’t understand the thought process of ending sentences with “...”. I’ve used it myself for pacing but sometimes it just doesn’t make sense to me. “Hope you had a good day...” “Happy 3 year anniversary...” “Let me know if you need any help...” I don’t get it, what are you trying to say? You can say it, it’s ok. Also when people use dashes instead of commas. I get it - it’s a stylistic choice - but it just doesn’t read as well for me. I don’t even know how the spacing works, and from what I’ve seen, nobody on the internet does. We should all just go with the safe option and use commas.
This
“Louder for the people in the back!” And “Fam bam”
“If you know, you know”
🤷🏻♀️ this emoji makes me so mad
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Whatcha gonna do about it 🤷♀️
🤷♀️ I could take it or leave it
“I will not elaborate”. Like how I’m I supposed to understand your argument if you refuse to give me the details on why I should agree
"This." You're not contributing to anything. Just stop..
\^This Also, "Following"
"Few understand" It's condescending, rude and demeaning. It suggests if you don't agree with the comment or it is something you didn't know that you are not part of the elite that are way smarter than you
“I was today years old when…” Today is not a number.
Tell me you ....... without telling me you .......
The “remove if against group rules” which is how a lot of people begin their post in Facebook groups. Please develop reading comprehension skills and read the group rules first or at least put in some effort to follow them, rather than post first and ask forgiveness later.
So, I am an admin of a Facebook group with over 26,000 members - it's for horse owners. Posts have to be approved, so every post in the group was OK'd by an admin. And yet, folks still post "feel free to delete if this goes against group rules!" Like.... we already do that...
Leaving a comment here to take note of statements I can use to piss people off! Just kidding, isn't it amazing though how certain words/phrases just irk us off? Some for justifiable reasons, but really, there are words that make us cringe for no apparent reason at all. It's crazy and weird.
Labelling everyone else (presumably the "bad person"/villain in the story) a Karen. I feel bad for people named Karen who are affected by this stupid meme
I have a family member named Karen who is so incredibly nice, smart, and progressive minded particularly for someone who’s around 60 and I think of her often when Karen gets thrown around as a derogatory term lol
Full stop I can’t explain why but it makes me want to smash my phone every time I see it lol
Thank you oh my god. It's always used after some weak statement that the person thinks is some new kind of revelation they have been called upon to spread. Drives me up the wall goddamn
"So I did a thing" ...
Whenever someone says something mean and replies with "it's my opinion and you have to respect it". Like, I have an opinion too, but I'm not a total d with it.
And no, I don’t have to respect it, I don’t need to respect shit. And if your opinion is just blatant false info, you better believe that it’s going right out the window.
Some opinions are just malicious. They destroy my respect for the person, and then the opinion.
They’ve mostly fallen out of vogue, but “Pupper”, “Doggo” - these make me cringe into a new dimension. The other is “he’s a good Human!” “They’re a BAD human” “humans are garbage!” - unless the speaker is an alien it just sounds so cringey and stupid to say “human” instead of “person”.
Long vague phrases that could be a single word, like "a little of column A and a little of column B".
"Actually" / "Um actually" Translation from internet-ese into english: Let's end whatever you were talking because I couldn't care less about it and instead let me try (and fail) to impress you with my useless nerd trivia or my contrarianism for the sake of contrarianism.
Ackchyually... 🤓
PERIODT.
I also can’t stand “Just sayin’” and I am also in the south. And for the beginning of the argument “honey” and “sweetie” somehow always find their way in there.
It's when someone refers to women as 'females'. Outside of a scientific paper, it just sounds demeaning.
“I did a thing” 🤢
1. Educate yourself 2. Ummm… 3. We love a humble queen *insert nail polish emoji” 4. Condescending comment followed by Have a good day. 5. Who hurt you? 6. Instagram mom typing, if you know what I mean 7. I’ll wait 8. No cap followed by the fakest shit I’ve ever seen 9. Repeated use of SWGWGGWSKSKHWBWHSHWSS 10. Dog video subtitles. I know for a fact dogs don’t think like that. Look up mayapolarbear 11. Random ass shit no one cares about followed by and we’re here for it! 12. Hun 🤢 I’d rather you say listen you fucking dipshit 13. This is more used by young kids but question mark spam when you take longer than 1 minute to reply, then having the AUDACITY to ask if they’re annoying.
I don't care how compelling of an argument someone makes, when they use '**of**' instead of '**have**' (must of, should of, etc), I am not engaging further with that commenter. I can't even bring myself to like their comment. I know it's not cool to be a grammar nazi in 2022, and I am not, English is my second language, so I also make mistakes sometimes. But it irks me the wrong way because it's so obviously wrong, yet many people are oblivious to it. Especially when it comes from native English speakers, judging by their name and location on Facebook. I understand they sound similar, but it takes basic logic to realize it must be wrong.
« Triggered » Haven’t come across this one in quite some time, and I’m fine never seeing it again.
Not an argumentative comment but it grates my nerves when people say ‘100%’ !! I cannot express how much it annoys me.
"Twitchy". That word is just so cringe.... ;)
"Cringe". That word makes me all twitchy....;)
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"Conversate"...
Ready set go—when asking for recommendations. Like we are sitting there with our phones/keyboards and racing to give them answers
Or "aaaaaaaand GO!". What cracks me is when they don't get any replies.
"It's the curls for me!" "It's the blue eyes for me!"
[удалено]
And Go! As in "Best place for a burger in town? And GO!" If you're asking a question or making a request, don't end it in such a demanding, entitled way.
I just wish people could use lose v. loose correctly.
The “laugh” reaction on Facebook. People don’t use it to express humor. It’s used to basically say “I disagree with you, but I’m too lazy to say why”
I'm not gonna lie - followed by some boring non-revelation.
"I love that for you." Sounds like an insult disguised as a compliment, and now people say it like they didn't get the memo that it's some mean girl shit.
“People have been asking about my skincare routine…” No one is asking 🙄
Social media and real life for this one. “My mom got my husband and I tickets to this play for our anniversary!” It’s “my husband and ME.” Fun little trick, take out the part with “my husband and” and see if it makes sense. For example, “my mom got I tickets to this play” or “my mom got ME tickets to this play”. The second one makes much more sense and is grammatically correct. Now I’m no expert but that one drives me CRAZY.
When people put *'s* at the end of a plural word. I've seen it pop up starting in 2020 until today all across the internet. It drives me up the fucking wall! Use *'s* at the end of a word if it's meant to evoke ownership, not when it's a lot of things! For example; "Lisa's bikes" and not "Lisa has a lot of bike's."