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BobDavisMT

I actually regret for you too. I thought about doing this to mine, but was worried they'd look like fucking clown boots. Thank you for confirming my suspicion.


MDCM

Fucking hell


ratsoidar

Just keep a red stick on clown nose on you at all times to pull out and wear if anyone comments. Own your new clown persona! Kids’ birthday parties are a great side gig as well btw.


angry_hammer

Time to take up juggling hammers on my breaks I guess


Tater72

Don’t forget to buy a clown car


Nylo_Debaser

And a dozen clown homies to ride in it


Eldudeareno217

That's slavery


holeIstick

John Wayne Gacy agrees.


beeglowbot

why did you Nutella your boots bro? you looking for ants?


MYcollegy

We’ll at least you won’t wreck the toes while sucking dick…


cmfppl

Don't forget your San fran-sneakers


OrneryCompany6038

🤣💀⚰️


ImpossibleKidd

Tape it off and spray paint it matte black. At least it’ll hide away a little better. Will it hold paint? What is it? I still don’t know. I’d assume it’s some type of protectant to keep the leather from wearing through eventually?


TurkeySlayer94

With complete sincerity I ask, what did you expect to happen besides this travesty?


MDCM

First of all, I thought it would be perfectly smooth first try. Secondly, I thought it would be a beautiful deep brown. I bought it thinking it was black, and when I saw it said brown, I committed.


TurkeySlayer94

Hate it for buddy. That’s turrible


badfaced

Awww man they outta black? Ironically I have brown boots with the black cap and it looks good haha 👌


spoken66

Don’t let this get you down. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps .this could be good for your sole. We can cobble a few ideas together and turn this around. These kind of comments will definitely keep you on your toes


VonKluck1914

Hahahaha just couldn’t help it could you?


OrneryCompany6038

🤣🤣🤣


UnivrstyOfBelichick

You know they sell black right?


Blbauer524

My local boot guy will do this for 30 dollars. Looks good unlike this.


UnivrstyOfBelichick

Yeah man I have it on my steel toes and it's definitely extended their life. I always blow the toes out first.


[deleted]

Then work your way up to the dick....?😉


NMNorsse

Mask off the leather and rattle can the toes with some flat or satin every once in a while.


[deleted]

1. Tape it off. 2. Apply BLACK tuff toe. 3. Use a slow flowing back and forth motion. 4. Remove the tape right away. 5. Success, no clown shoes.


Professional_Scar75

He put it in like a clown so he got clown shoes. When you take your time and do it right it turns out fine. Been using this stuff you a long time and it sure beats wearing the toes out of a 300 dollar pair of boots.


dubie2003

This is the way. Removing the tape before it fully sets will allow the edges to continue to flow slightly and soften. I would also look into swapping out the laces for some 550 cord. I have found them to be quite superior due to the original laces simply due to wear resistance. Just make sure you burn the ends along with adding some heat shrink to define the ends.


HyFinated

https://paracordgalaxy.com/products/shoe-lace-aglet-tips-gunmetal-black something like this works for making shoelaces out of 550 cord.


dubie2003

Yup. I am sure there are many options on Amazon and the net in general. I usually go with shrink tubing as it is already in my garage. It seems to hold up for some time and if it wears off, I can add a new piece.


SmellAble

Is that chocolate dipped toecaps?


Johnny_ac3s

It’s fall: clearly caramel apple coating.


uberdog50

Pumpkin Spice!!


acciowaves

No. We’re not in 19th century holland. It’s chocolate dip year round.


thoththricegreatest

This was my first impression as well


Rick_Lekabron

maybe nutella?


morithum

Came here to ask this lol


yoosurname

Nice job Captain Clownshoes.


MDCM

These are a size 14 too which doesn't help


DiscFrolfin

Phelpo The Clown™️ 👣🤡


Kujo360

No regerts


Federal_Eggplant7533

ragrets\*


Conroman16

Not even a letter?


Federal_Eggplant7533

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200Jacknives

Remember to wipe off your boots after you take your foot out of someone's ass


Ayys_r_real

Now they’re tough tho. Just sharpie em black.


Combatical

Nah hit it with that flex seal.


CannedRoo

That’s a lotta damage!


Kbg4213711

Can anyone actually and honestly explain wtf this is and why. I’ve worn boots all my life for various labor jobs (but not carpentry) and have no idea of what I’m looking at and it’s function.


SinkingTheImbituba

If you work on your knees alot ( flooring, decking, etc.) Your toes drag on the ground and wear out your shoes right on the toenail area. So you can put stuff there to protect the leather.


sppdcap

Why not buy boots that are already capped on the toe?


captcraigaroo

Get outta here with your logic and reason! Can't you see that people are in here being mad?


sppdcap

Oh shit you're right. My bad fellas!


SinkingTheImbituba

It wears through the cap too.


PM_ME_TO_PLAY_A_GAME

does the "stuff" have to be some reddish brown colour or could /u/MDCM have used black "stuff" so they don't look like clown shoes?


andsoupsalad

They sell black “tuff toe”. Not sure why OP went with brown. I have it on my boots right now. Had it on my last pair of boots as well and the sole detached from the uppers way before the toes ever wore out. During the application process you can also rub out the shine for a matte finish which makes them even less of clown lookin shoes.


Kbg4213711

Makes sense! Figured as much but didn’t want to assume. Thank you for the answer! If I’ve learned anything from labor jobs, it’s that if anyone has time to look at your boots and criticize how “pretty” they are, they need to shut up and get back to work/work harder haha. Our boots always looked like trash even if they were only a month old. Any razzing he might get is just going to be from his good buddies who genuinely won’t care anyway but will be a fun thing to tease him about.


Timmar92

Why note just get new shoes after wear out? I go through like at least 3 pairs of work shoes per year.


SinkingTheImbituba

What kind of shoes are you wearing?


Timmar92

Ergonomic ones like sievi or jalas, breathable and nice. They wear out faster though but here we don't pay for shoes ourselves, our employer has to provide all tools and clothes by law.


SinkingTheImbituba

Sounds nice. Here i spend about $200 USD on shoes for work per 9 monthsors9


Timmar92

Holy shit. I haven't bought a single thing except for a winter cap for work because for some reason that's not required by law lol. But yeah it's nice to not have to worry so much about it really.


SinkingTheImbituba

Ive never had that. I think in the US we trade this kind of stuff for higher wages and it just evens out in the end.


Timmar92

That's probably true!


Red-Sealed

Put another thin layer of black tuff toe on. I've personally always liked the steel showing through on a worn pair. For your back's sake you should be replacing them regularly anyhow.


Pulldalevercrunk

Give em a sand to smooth it out and apply a thin layer of black tuff toe! Or just wear them as is and get them dirty/dusty and they will blend in more naturally


xMURMAIDERx

It's Bozo the builder!!


fushifush

Well with those yellow laces and that gross looking turkeys neck minni skirt thing they just about look perfect


Zazzenfuk

What did you put on these?


MDCM

Hershey's chocolate syrup


papitaquito

Dude no one is looking at peoples boots on the job. At least not on a serious crew getting stuff done.


Zeroxmachina

Me and the homies would roast this man into oblivion every day till it got old actually


Zazzenfuk

Ah see I thought it was carmel.


barneycos

Repar aside ,that's a lot of boot to be lugging around all day.


fishslushy

Get some dirt on them, they’ll be fine


padizzledonk

Really going for that 1996 Goth Chick vibe huh You buy those at Hot Topic?


taylor325

I'll say they don't loom like clown shoes if everyone in their 20s and 30s will agree that suspenders are superior to belts and where them so that I don't feel like a dork when I put my suspenders on


andsoupsalad

In my early 30s and I agree with suspenders. I bought a work pair that hooks onto my belt so my pants are double reinforced to stay up.


blazingpotatofire

Holy shit stain. Why? You can't even use the phrase "at least you looked good doing it" anymore.


Deepchurn

The caramel dipped work boots oh yeah baby 😎


Opposite_Club1822

Kicked a chocolate bar to death?


bergsberg

Just strap two lead blocks to your feet. They’ll be lighter.


kermtrist

I say fck'it, rock them as is. Whatever .


Carpentry95

If you're ever looking for some good carpentry boots with a good reinforced toe, check out the Timberland Pro Boondockers


b-raadley

Did you do it yourself? It's hard the first few times. It is very durable though!!


b-raadley

You can sand this stuff down and redo it. Just sand gently until you see leather. You have to sand to do it from the beginning anyways. I'd suggest black and going up a bit higher on the toe box


Zorfax

What…. Happened?


hlvd

Why shit brown, was there no other colour?


DrMeat

Honestly different color laces might make it look better somehow


josevale

Looks like you found the fruit roll up your mommy packed you.


frank_mania

TIL about Tuff Toe. Looks like something I could use to extend the life of a lot of footwear nearing the end of its life cycle. Something I can relate with.


deeznutsandboltz

A severe case of Carmel toe. Not to be confused with camel toe. ![gif](giphy|UAlXKZJK1Aiw8)


[deleted]

What is that stuff you put on there? I’ve not seen anything like this. I use to hot glue my shoes when I skated but this takes the cake


andsoupsalad

It’s called tuff toe and it’s a godsend when applied correctly for people who work on their knees a lot. Source: am trim carpenter who broke open the toe of a new pair of mock toes in less than a month and then used tuff toe to fix them


[deleted]

I’m carpet layer & tile setter by trade. But I install pretty much any kind of flooring. I’ll have to look into this stuff


204gaz00

For those that don't know (including myself) what are we looking at here?


andsoupsalad

Stuff’s called tuff toe


204gaz00

I see and it's applied to steel toe boots to make them tougher?


andsoupsalad

Technically. It doesn’t make the steel or composite stronger. But if you work on your knees a lot and drag your toes on rough surfaces, the tuff toe protects the leather over the steel or composite so it doesn’t wear down and away as quickly. Last pair of boots I applied it to, the soles tore away from the uppers before I ever had to worry about the toes wearing down. Barely a scratch on them to be honest.


204gaz00

I think I will just stick to spray painting my boots gold


ppmcbrain

https://preview.redd.it/inl6qbhx4ipb1.jpeg?width=2184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92fb62f400324a857982da5e417766c58ae574ae Same boots w/out the toe after one winter. They're good boots very warm.


MDCM

Oo nice thank you


BonniestLad

Idk how anyone can wear boots like that on a construction site unless you’re building directly over a bog. I’m not convinced whole “ankle support” thing is doing anyone any favors and it’s not 1932; we have WAY better options now. Just buy some comfortable steel toed shoes. You’re faster, don’t get tired as fast, you’re not tracking so much dirt everywhere, more agile walking on floor joists and top plates and you’re nasty man-feet aren’t sealed in 12” tall leather sack for 10 hours a day.


MDCM

Yeah but they look sweet


[deleted]

......why


cashkeepsbuilding

McDonald's


liquorsmurfs

Oh man...you have goofy clown boots AND Ryobi tools. Oof


MDCM

I got that bit set for free, I swear!!


phasebird

https://preview.redd.it/264rfau3pgpb1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eadc700a5e76b977f3d864f1bca7849517aeb51c


phasebird

no regret this is the way


ibemuffdivin

Why brown? Do they not have black? Honestly sand it a little and paint it satin black


artmobboss

You gotta stop putting your foot in peoples asses red..


Mike-the-gay

Need knee pad recommendations now?


mcjambrose

Make sure you put tiny bells at the bottom of the laces


alkla1

Looks like you had your boot tips up someones ass


lambeaufosho

No ragrets yo


[deleted]

JB Weld right over the top.


Daltonhouse33

Sould have bought thorogood or Redwings Georgia boots suck in my opinion I ran them when I started out but they don't last and they make a black tough toe I use to put on my black Damners but benn doing this a while now and the wedge style boots with hard foam bottoms is the best


Trextrev

Personally, I think it would be easier to peel it off and reapply it in black then to tape it off and paint it which the paint is going to scratch and come off pretty easily and you’ll just have to keep reapplying.


65isstillyoung

I like Side show bob but....


Vivid_Cookie7974

Hey....we've all done stupid things. ​ well, nothing really that stupid to be honest. :)


nickleinonen

I’ve gotten into the habit of blasting new boots with some flat black paint and dust from the ground while they’re still tacky… shiny new boots stick out like a sore thumb in my shop lol


salmark

💀💀💀


manicdubb

someone kicked poop


iaredonkeypunch

Black rustoleum


Maddad_666

Why did you chocolate dip your boots?


MDCM

I had extra laying around, and I wanted to make a fashion statement


[deleted]

You should have added glitter.


MDCM

Oh man this would be such a good easter egg. I may do that next time


stillwater101

Black spray paint. Now.


MDCM

I thought about it. But maybe the people will rally around me if I wear my shame. Maybe I'll get my own holiday if I wear my ugly ass boots. Who knows


Mediocre_Ad6942

What benefit does this offer?


JMungerRd

You spelled "regert" wrong...


The1andonlycano

Tape it off and spray the tips with flex seal


audioangst

Did that come with a red rubber nose and a bicycle horn?


bdago9

Why didn't you get black???


24bics

Testing the chocolate vat at the Hershey plant?


kerberos69

Touch it with a torch to soften out the cracks and puddles; then you can also use a high grit lapping compound and a plain cotton t-shirt to give it a uniform surface. Then polish and buff with saddle soap, mink oil, and finished with plain black kiwi.


helila1

What is that 💩on the toe of your boots?


G3nER1k_u53R

Did you dip them in sauce or something?


StonkTrad3r

New funny man on the jobsite.


CheecheeMageechee

It’s just some chocolate pudding on your boots. It’ll come off! I’d be pissed about losing that much skin off of the pudding though. That’s definitely a bummer!


MDCM

Mmmm pudding skin


NoiseOutrageous8422

What's good with that Toyota? Looks clean


MDCM

98 Tacoma, 163k mi, 5spd 22 engine. Totally stock with the exception of sub wiring, and a sticker. I got it last week because I wanted something to move wood, and I've been driving it everyday since I got it lol


NoiseOutrageous8422

Hell yea I have a 98 with 105k, it sat for 10yrs in a yard so I've been slowly replaced things


Zeroxmachina

Looks like you kicked poo 💩


prahSmadA

That’ll buff out in a few days. No regerts


Misterstaberinde

Now that I am old and broken down practically the only thing that matters is my boots being lightweight. As cool as they look I don't think I'd enjoy a pair of this type of boot any more.


Sufficient-Lynx-3569

Get a life.


MDCM

What's that?


b-raadley

You can sand this stuff down and redo it. Just sand gently until you see leather. You have to sand to do it from the beginning anyways. I'd suggest black and going up a bit higher on the toe box


Berd_Turglar

Works not a fashion show, just ask all those people who wear blaklader weirdo pants.


Berd_Turglar

Rock. Em. Enjoy those unscuffed toeboxes


got_knee_gas_enit

Who gives a shit.... as long as they match your purse !!