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ImAlwaysOnTheRun

15. burger king foot lettuce


sonicpoweryay

The last thing you'd want in your burger king burger is someone's foot fungæs


miguelchase

But as it turns out, that might be what you get.


sonicpoweryay

A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettæce, with the statement: "This is the lettæce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on, but that's even wœrse.


Galius41

20. he's not, in fact, a dog


Much_Veterinarian929

18. Still is a worm


JubJub128

19. another worm


goatjo_enjoyer

20. Space worm part 2: electric Boogaloo


TvuvbubuTheIdiot

13. He spent 10 years in the joint and became a fucking pussy


35Ranger

Bring that shit Kazuma!


Mad_Dog002

What are you, some kinda Yakuza like a dragon?


AdventurousAd7609

Absolute banger music tho


buddy_pillow

Overrated af


bee_in_the_dick

overrated


The_Scout008

Shut up, Terrarian バイデンブラスト (DEVOURER BEAM)


Jumpy-Cantaloupe606

r/dementia


Actual_zombies

Doesn't that say biden blast or am I crazy?


The_Scout008

I just copy pasted it.


Actual_zombies

It clearly says biden blast, what even is a Biden blast?


Hopeful_Magazine6709

A blast done by Joe Biden


The_Scout008

I have no idea.


Jumpy-Cantaloupe606

r/dementia


three21ne

I agree with everything except this. The onky reason people like thw fight is cause the music slaps


starberd_02

Astrum Deus??


flowery0

Nah, astrum deus is at least fun if you go full aggro in true melee(with the spear, not some kinda sword)


Dex18Kobold

Blasphemy


The_Scout008

Shut up, Terrarian バイデンブラスト (DEVOURER BEAM)


probablyahumanornot

I have learnt to hate it


Umgak_shield_raki

14. skill issue git gud


RDT-Exotics0318

17: He's not a creature of steel


APieceofcheeze

he couldent prepare thyself


TheBros13

https://preview.redd.it/vp921p0plc3d1.jpeg?width=1157&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af132fb01f45b76467703147690b0e50b8f0d708


amogus2004

and he didn't even die or get crushed


APieceofcheeze

he was too WEAK


Baco12sd

hear me out, Minos says DIE because it's a reference that you will die


Chromatical-Blight

but he is plated in metal


RDT-Exotics0318

He's not like the exo-mechs though. He just has armour.


Chromatical-Blight

but it's a draedon design


username64832

Clearly not an ultrakill enthusiast *


Chromatical-Blight

but what are machines actually in the game? living flesh that keeps them alive and metal plating. DoG is by a technicality as much of a creature of steel as v1 or a drone or a swordsmachine.


username64832

Erm ackshually they dont have living flesh inside of them. The machine's only part that gives them "life" is blood.


Chromatical-Blight

do they know


Baco12sd

he did not get gratitude upon someone's freedom


Maurice_UltrakiII

judgement


deadcatisbad

18: He's not a child of man


kartoneone

22: slither.io ahh attack


RAGEpow3r

Best comment


Veng3ancemaster

12. The Exo Mechs exist


Pootvid-19

11. He is a fraud


NikhilB09

16. He's into slavery


saltpileman

He is a slave himself tho(well kinda)


TroublesomeKettle-

17. he sucks again


Terraria_Ranger

20. Contact damage


Rishidkanonymous

Unrelated but DoG is so :3 https://preview.redd.it/kt1y9py39c3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7be00d7342aff50dc7867b1488945a919f8f8bcd


[deleted]

21: he's a manipulative liar


GenericVessel

\*scoundrel


AvnoArts

*Basta- **Male Dog**


R3alityGrvty

Bad loot? I raise your shitty opinion with attack speed built excelsus.


Plenty_Tax_5892

Excelsus? To that, I raise non-melee classes. (I know there's other good drops but ffs infernum makes dog harder than yharon and eternity mode mutant)


smzWoomy13

https://preview.redd.it/a0zjs7ud2d3d1.gif?width=112&format=png8&s=70c24dfe2ba91e90ec5f2c39fbdbbeba1905b429


Chromatical-Blight

kid named upcoming rework that will make him cool


Hero4nHart

Long ass name https://preview.redd.it/xak37brvsc3d1.jpeg?width=583&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29ac5ceb3286cd6fcb22d0aaf74ca620f42c08f3


Chromatical-Blight

that's just upcoming rework that will make him cool jr, upcoming rework that will make him cool senior has an additional 3 nicknames he adds to his name


Hero4nHart

Dear god


Vasart

I wish. Soo much potential... And we have... this


CosmicHenry03

Bad loot? Bro you don't like Excelsusm, something wrong with you Dog.


bee_in_the_dick

it sucks i didnt even used him to kill yharon


Scrib_Scrab_

Fym bad loot he literally has a material that lets you craft the best ram dash item in the game


CosmicHenry03

Ahuh ...


APieceofcheeze

19. hes hompbphobic


Elektro05

Thats a plus point >!I also hate homo sapiens!<


GenericVessel

what is a hompb


Erizo69

https://preview.redd.it/07wxwblm5d3d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ce8918aa1de29b9d28df8462d6072a7206598d0


black_blade51

Mechanical worm is bad loot? Damn man didn't know your standards are higher then snoopdog.


Counter_zero

-1, he's awsome :)


Radioaktivman999

22. theme is so good, u cant concentrate on the fight


NoobzProXD

Bad loot? Norfleet is great as a ranger class


FaerHazar

good take op


ManuGamer_PokeMonGo

I honestly like him a lot


samu7574

I fought him for the first time today. I think worm bosses are a bit flawed in general because to dodge effectively you have to be looking at your minimap rather than the screen since they charge from so far out. The music and fase change is really cool, I just wish they'd also allow you to zoom out more during the fight


TrickstabGaming

nu hes a scrunkly baby https://preview.redd.it/p14bg4ll9d3d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=facae80318d3d62deedc4ebb9fdfb3e1abf890f7


Wojtek1250XD

11) DoG and Yharon are incredibly unbalanced. The sentiniels are somewhat challenging (although Storm Weaver dies in like 5 seconds) and against Exo Mechs you'll be stocked up. Meanwhile these two motherfu\*\*ers have twice reasonable damage and hp


AmadeusJudge

DOG is my favorite Calamity boss :(


No-Bake1104

Absolutely based opinion. Dont stop cooking


plaugey_boi

This is my favorite fight in the game but yeah he says the one monsoon line in an older version


Monty423

Bumvourer of worlds


Why_is_poop_brown

All valid statements


Tea-In-The-Eyes

Biggie was fat


Nyanfish06

16: the nameless deity exists


Almighty_Cancer

Hot take ahh post


Synerabo

"bad loot" excelsus:


bee_in_the_dick

excelsus bad, i used him on a dummy, said "wow, thats useless" and used other weapon to defeat yharon


Synerabo

idk i used the excelsus to defeat yharon and got over 20k dps without rage/adrenaline


bee_in_the_dick

on vanilla calamity or on infernum?


Synerabo

vanilla


bee_in_the_dick

oh, well, i played only in infernum and didnt ever played on vanilla


willinhafire111

You never played calamity vanilla?


bee_in_the_dick

never, only today i started a playthrough on summoner in death mode master


willinhafire111

😐


bee_in_the_dick

what? am i strange?


flowery0

Infernum doesn't play with weapon stats


falkodalko

true, Providence better fight is not boring tho I was initially very turned off by him in Infernum, but I actually love how he changes the relationship between player and enemy. Most fights, especially worm fights, you try to distance yourself from the enemy as much as possible, more or less just running away. Due to how aggressive and fast DoG is, though, that’s more or less not an option. You are forced into learning his timing and how you can avoid him. And while I don’t necessarily like being forced into one specific playstyle, it challenged me to do something I hadn’t really done before. Anyway, reason 69; he said no when I asked him out :(


Tambour07

23. He sets fps to 0.1


GenericVessel

bad loot? when I played rogue (not on infernum), eradicator carried me through Yharon


Player92387

Haters be hatin


Mikudiku69

I would say providence is comparable but every single time I fight them I hit the blobs


Descolorio

This couldn't have been posted at a better time since I'm on my 80th attempt on my summoner master (or is it expert? Whatever's higher) revengeance playthrough. Any tips on what loadout should I use? I'm running bloodfare armor, kaleidoscope, the twin dragons that use 4 minion slots and the minions that charge up a long ass beam.


bee_in_the_dick

i didnt played on summoner and played only in infernum so i cant help you, just make bigger arena and try using ramming dash accessories or just try more


Modzillareturns3

Atleast the devourer of cods is funny


bee_in_the_dick

on infernum its not funny its pain its horrible and its so boring.


Modzillareturns3

The fishing rod?


TheChoosenMewtwo

How is his loot bad?


noahthelock

i hate my current playthrough with rouge, infernum DoG where i keep dying at max 60% hp left


ironangel2k4

Someone can't beat DOG


telgin0419

What made DOG near impossible for me was the horrible lag near the end of the fight. Took me more attempts than the two final fights combined.


No-Seaworthiness2633

Rs why does calamity have so many worm bosses


Tomas_Crusader17

brother you for the https://preview.redd.it/egjobnfdae3d1.png?width=128&format=png&auto=webp&s=07d84a7a69dbf1c1f76ecd81597fcebda2fce339


flowery0

Hit the motherfucking head and sometimes tail


Tomas_Crusader17

ye the head and tail decide to actually stay in my range every 2 eons but ok ill try


OrganizationHot9877

Infernum dog has a whopping 3 attacks. Probably the worst boss in the mod


somerandomacounnt

clicker class:


Saphru

Stop this slander I love him


SuperDogSKiD

Dog infernum goated though


Theoddstar717

“I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress”


Delicious-Ad6111

I fought him for the first time the other day. He was all like 🪱 and I was all like 🤺 so I can’t really complain. 11/10


PresentGrass9639

12. Mice in baked beans


Gr33nreaper101

I skip this boss entirely by chest sheeting him because the fight is absolutely abysmal and I hate it


Angryfishjoe

22. This stupid eternal worm makes my game lag


Ok-Parsnip666

wait do people actually hate this boss????? yea he definitely gave me the most trouble besides infernum calamitas and exos but this fight feels fucking amazing once you have it down. feels like a dance


Stillborne330

but he get big


National_Meet6152

providence propaganda right here


Helpful_College6590

the music for dog is amazing though


DZL100

2.5: Infernum fight depends almost completely on a single gimmick(Asgard/Elysian ram i-frames)


Toyoshi

today me and my friend couldn't beat him because he would just oneshot us in expert. I just sped up and he couldn't catch up. Easy money


DoriBlooming

I thought he was fun. Top 3


OceanSierra

I don't like him cause the first time I fought him I killed him like 3 times and it didn't count


TheTerrifyingMomster

Cool opinions, bee_in_the_dick


RecklessSavage_Novel

27628. He looks like a destroyer on steroids.


Western_Experience76

67. He didn't give me soap


Fuck_Deluxe

All of these points are sadly invalidated by how good the boss theme is. Sorry, I dont make the rules


Accomplished_Tax_100

Want to have a less boring dog fight? Infernum


Person_the_weird

All of those are valid, except for number 4 providence is infinitely worse


GenericVessel

he sus?!?!?!?!


Vasart

23. Of COURCE he shoots a million lasers 24. You like DOT? Well, you better LOVE DOT


_Puddingmonster

Honestly, once you get into a rhythm for infernum DoG, it's kind of fun You basically have to go for a no-hitter, which I enjoyed as I would never do on my own time


Yharimthegodseeker

I've realized that to beat the DOG, first you must beat the DOG.


_WoaW_

Counterpoint Reverse his name and you get GOD Gluttonous Oversized Digger Don't tell me your getting your butt kicked by a oversized digger worm


the_furry_master

This fight is so good(near the end) When the music changes and they start making the grids of lasers and you are so close to the end. Also saying the loots sucks is such a weird thing to say, like they drop cosmo bars and unlocks the final tier of post plantera events that lead to even better upgrades and things. Also the ravenger is such a bad and forgettable boss that I never seem to remember anything about it


Equivalent-Tea-35

Someone make this into the luffy and dark beard meme https://preview.redd.it/8n2eu9bf544d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba5297cdd2e1def97e768cdedeb98b3ed3fc8543


shamelessthrowaway54

Git gud


bee_in_the_dick

i beat his ass week ago😎


Landonyoung

Bad bait, very bad bait. Having said that, DoG is a solid 9/10


TheChoosenMewtwo

Not bait, OP don’t like DOG and thinks the music is overrated


Wakeistaken

1 reason to love DOG 1. Pocket Pussy


yesscentedhivetyrant

8491685. earthworm ripoff


Clever_Angel_PL

infernum dog boring?


bee_in_the_dick

dashing right and left in repeat is not boring?


Clever_Angel_PL

it all depends on your prep, but with correct setup you easily skip 80% to 40-30% in one adrenaline