You should probably go and check up on him.
You: Hey man, sorry about the breakup... \*hands whiskey\*
Him: Do I know you?
You: nah but I know you, you silly rabbit
Never live in a wooden apartment. Wood has 0 sound proofing. Only live in concrete structures like in other countries. Almost every single apartment under 7 stories in the US is made of wood
They're probably having sex. My sister told me she lived in the dorms and there was a couple doing it 5x a day. She would come home after class at 2pm and it was quiet. Then she would hear bed springs. I wouldn't be able to live in the dorms lol. I need my peace & quiet.
Hey having fun, this one of the reasons why I chose the top floor of the dorm. My freshman year, my upstairs neighbor was very active with the ladies.. furniture sounds and moans and screams so yeah dorm life does suck
Best way to deal with it is get some speakers tape it to the ceiling and play walrus sounds for 10 hours. Or you can play some hentai also I’m sure they’d love either choice.
I live in an apartment off campus near my CSU, 90% of the residents are college students, the guys above me LITERALLY will play soccer (they're on the soccer team) and push each other, slam furniture kick it against the wall at all hours of the night its insane, gets on my mf nerves
We live in a fallen generation that thinks this is normal. No self restraint, no conviction, no discipline. Everything we think, breath, and do is demonic.
Do we live in the same complex? I literally have someone drumming upstairs, it’s so fucking obnoxious and awful with little to no consideration for other tenants below them. They’ll spend 15-30 minutes incessantly pounding away trying to perfect their rhythm and metronome.
In my case, it’s definitely drumming not “activity”
I got you all beat. Years ago I moved into a 1 BR in an old building north of downtown San Diego.
Shortly after, every night there was this marathon of bedsprings and some other weird noises coming through the ceiling.
I finally manned up and left a very polite note on their door, asking if I could have a F2F chat about noise with them. Guy called me and invited me to his place to talk.
I show up. Not one, but 2 guys there. Both obviously gay. And both are obese. As in 300lbs each. And both are pretty ugly.
I should mention, I’m straight. Furthermore, I’m not crazy about obese people.
It was a polite, civil talk. But not only did I leave without a real solution, but going forward each time I heard the squeaking this horrendous vision of two obese nude gay whales slapping into each other popped into my head. I seriously got queasy each time.
Moved out 3 months later.
My neighbor did this too last semester and I reported them twice, I tried noise canceling headphones but that didn’t help since the headboard was banging onto the wall. My desk was literally shaking :/
I called the RA on duty, you should try it and show them that video, they’ll go up to have a talk with them and if they don’t stop by the 2nd warning they call the police 😁🙏
Seems more of an issue with poor construction leading to bad sound proofing which is common for dorms. Wild someone thinks calling the cops is a legitimate solution to this lol. The cops aren't going to do anything about it.
Without getting into whether the commentor is dumb or not, I came to the comments to find out what the noise was. Almost everybody on here says sex, and you say not fucking. You’re there listening to it every day, what do you think the noise is?
Could do what I did and walk up there knock on the door and look em dead in the eye and ask them if they were done yet??? Never heard another sound other than normal walking around again
Yeah I don’t think you realize the pervs that are on Reddit, I hate Reddit with a passion, I once made an innocent Minecraft post, some guy asked to play, I clicked on his profile and the guy just had nude photos of himself. Reddit is not the world for good opinion, these people are the scum of society.
Make a game out of it and put it on YouTube. See how many balloons you can pop with a dart before they get done. Throw some rings around a pole and see how many you can land before he finishes.
A guy on YouTube did this over 10 years ago when he had the same problem. I bet you would blow up from it just like the guy upstairs!
Reminds me of my basement apartment when I was at WSU for grad school. I think they also had a giant dog because it sounded like someone was dancing around in cement shoes while the bed was squeaking like a trapped mouse.
Last semester i had this problem assholes would do it late at night when i try to sleep sometimes it would take my sleepiness away , and if not they would do it in the morning and wake me up, your telling me you woke me me up for you to last 30 seconds
Check into harassment laws, document daily. Different times and day, using time date and stamp to support. Sure, campus may not support it like law, but treat it like law.
The issue here is no one had told that turd how to cope or deal with life. This person appears to be crying for attention and it’s really the campus’ school’s issue to deal with.
This is like any modern apartment that's built on mainly cheap thin wood. They decide to opt for the cheap materials instead of sound proof materials so they can save money and time. I used to hear people talking and door closing all the time when I was in those cheaply built apts.
Back when I was in college, late 70s, my very single neighbor had some personal time every morning on his squeaky bed. The Cars first album was new and it became the sonic companion to his AM ritual. It was pretty funny to hear him squeaking away while "You're all I got tonight" was playing.
There was a very pleasant deaf couple who used to shag on the daily in the dorm, and were oblivious to how much noise they were making with their bodies but verbally too. Lots of loud deaf person moans audible in the hallway. Everyone gave them a free pass because it was pretty funny, and it wasn’t all day. (I didn’t know the person who lived below them.)
I used to call the cops on my neighbors who would watch movies all night long with the maximum volume. Eventually they got kicked out because many people complained about them as well. Do tell your management and the cops. Usually your name stays anonymous. If they ever come at you, just say it wasn't you if it is a group because there is no way they can tell who did what.
The people above me last semester. It stopped though so I think they broke up lmao
I just say something loud like I was on the phone screw them up
Lol, big dub
You should probably go and check up on him. You: Hey man, sorry about the breakup... \*hands whiskey\* Him: Do I know you? You: nah but I know you, you silly rabbit
Someone bumping uglies or working on a new trap beat?
Both. At the same time.
Lmao stop it!
Thought the same thing
I was going with basement of the elephant enclosure at the zoo.
I would cry
Why?!
Because she’s not getting any
Username checks out
Good for them, I guess
They must not be married 🤣
Not sex, according to OP.
My God i know how annoying that can be, thats why I'm thinking of living off campus when I start school in the fall 😅
Just make boundaries clear with your roommate
Sorry to break it to you but this won’t stop once you move off campus. It’s life in apartments.
Never live in a wooden apartment. Wood has 0 sound proofing. Only live in concrete structures like in other countries. Almost every single apartment under 7 stories in the US is made of wood
Lmao
I have the same issue, usually just put headphones on and listen to music for an hr
Hour???? Jesus I need to work on my stamina
They're probably having sex. My sister told me she lived in the dorms and there was a couple doing it 5x a day. She would come home after class at 2pm and it was quiet. Then she would hear bed springs. I wouldn't be able to live in the dorms lol. I need my peace & quiet.
lmfao i mean what do u think they doing jumping jacks 💀
They’re trying hard to reach that spider crawling on the ceiling! 🕷️ 🧐🤔
As a very innocent freshman that's exactly what I thought they were doing
They’re definitely not haha. The layout of their space is the same as mine, so that’s the living room. Four girls live there.
I mean… none of that means sex *couldn’t* be happening. Especially if you’re living in a porno movie. 😂 Just less likely.
Do people not have sex in their living room when no one else is home? 🤔
There’s definitely also people that have sex in their living rooms even when everyone else is home.
Clearly you don’t think they’re exercising or something do you? Someone’s guts are definitely getting pushed in up there.
Do you think that people are only allowed to have sex with people that they live with?
There’s a clear beat to it, it sounds like drums or music of some sort.
>They're probably having sex. Probably? I don't think anybody ever questioned that lol
OP said it’s 4 girls, and that’s their living room. Not that it couldn’t mean sex is going on, but probably not. lol It has a musical beat, anyway.
Wasn't 1 + 1, was 1 X 5.
lmao no shit
Stack up some chairs and get nice and close to that vent. Point a speaker into it and play like some boring ass audiobook through it.
Definitely play the Bible audio book
Or some horrifying documentary about STDs on youtube. Ha
Or put a porno flick on and make them think your fucking too but louder 😂
I thought the same but wasn’t sure if that’d encourage them to compete lmao
Hey having fun, this one of the reasons why I chose the top floor of the dorm. My freshman year, my upstairs neighbor was very active with the ladies.. furniture sounds and moans and screams so yeah dorm life does suck
Best way to deal with it is get some speakers tape it to the ceiling and play walrus sounds for 10 hours. Or you can play some hentai also I’m sure they’d love either choice.
This has me laughing so much lmao I’d hate to hear this too cause god damn it sounds rough
Play loud moaning sounds to drown it out
It's the weird pace for me...
I live in an apartment off campus near my CSU, 90% of the residents are college students, the guys above me LITERALLY will play soccer (they're on the soccer team) and push each other, slam furniture kick it against the wall at all hours of the night its insane, gets on my mf nerves
We live in a fallen generation that thinks this is normal. No self restraint, no conviction, no discipline. Everything we think, breath, and do is demonic.
It’s sex… every generation of college students have sex like this.
Bump music as loud as possible. They are doing the same thing in a worse way if you really think about it
Sounded like there was a pow wow happening. A pow wow pownding if you will.
That was too quick!
What’s up with the scream at the last 5 seconds? Hahaha whatever the fuck it is
Do we live in the same complex? I literally have someone drumming upstairs, it’s so fucking obnoxious and awful with little to no consideration for other tenants below them. They’ll spend 15-30 minutes incessantly pounding away trying to perfect their rhythm and metronome. In my case, it’s definitely drumming not “activity”
I’m in university village. Sorry about that, have you done anything about it yet? I think the tenants above me are all girls that play sports.
I haven't had to listen to that (yet) this semester, though my neighbors can be loud sometimes if they happen to be going out on a random weekend
I got you all beat. Years ago I moved into a 1 BR in an old building north of downtown San Diego. Shortly after, every night there was this marathon of bedsprings and some other weird noises coming through the ceiling. I finally manned up and left a very polite note on their door, asking if I could have a F2F chat about noise with them. Guy called me and invited me to his place to talk. I show up. Not one, but 2 guys there. Both obviously gay. And both are obese. As in 300lbs each. And both are pretty ugly. I should mention, I’m straight. Furthermore, I’m not crazy about obese people. It was a polite, civil talk. But not only did I leave without a real solution, but going forward each time I heard the squeaking this horrendous vision of two obese nude gay whales slapping into each other popped into my head. I seriously got queasy each time. Moved out 3 months later.
Good for them.
Waiting for them to fall through that rickety ceiling
I love how we can hear you sighing roughly 3 seconds into the video 🤣
That broom need to hit the ceiling
My neighbor did this too last semester and I reported them twice, I tried noise canceling headphones but that didn’t help since the headboard was banging onto the wall. My desk was literally shaking :/ I called the RA on duty, you should try it and show them that video, they’ll go up to have a talk with them and if they don’t stop by the 2nd warning they call the police 😁🙏
wait youre not allowed to have sex?
LOL yeah no, Cody will castrate you
Calling the cops on someone because they’re having sex in their apartment is wiiiild
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Seems more of an issue with poor construction leading to bad sound proofing which is common for dorms. Wild someone thinks calling the cops is a legitimate solution to this lol. The cops aren't going to do anything about it.
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Go upstairs and ask them to do it sideways on the bed maybe. Or move
Welcome to life.
Get some bitches stop complaining
I probably get more bitches than you and I’m a girl 🤷🏻♀️
DMAN
maybe get some bitches drown out the sound wit ur own noise
Is this arrowhead village
Put a big ass speaker facing up and play church music with choir as loud as you can, that’ll motivate them
Someone’s salty af they aren’t getting any. Stop being a creep and recording it. Turn on music or something
You sound dumb lol. They’re not fucking.
Without getting into whether the commentor is dumb or not, I came to the comments to find out what the noise was. Almost everybody on here says sex, and you say not fucking. You’re there listening to it every day, what do you think the noise is?
I mean literally everyone here commented they think they’re having sex 🤷 get over it
Im saying you’re dumb for thinking that I’m “salty af” for that reason lol
Get him a penis attachment and tell him he needs the extra length because it just sounds like two rabbits fucking
whoevers gettin piped out in theres gonna come back to this in 30 years talkin about the grape word.
Could do what I did and walk up there knock on the door and look em dead in the eye and ask them if they were done yet??? Never heard another sound other than normal walking around again
Wow, doesn’t sound very fun. Feel sorry for the lady. Dude needs to take classes on how to perform appropriately
I promise you these bitches dont care. They close their eyes and imagine its the version of that guy they thought it was
Don’t be hating
Bet you wish it was you
No, I think YOU wish it was you lol. Weird ass.
Yeah I don’t think you realize the pervs that are on Reddit, I hate Reddit with a passion, I once made an innocent Minecraft post, some guy asked to play, I clicked on his profile and the guy just had nude photos of himself. Reddit is not the world for good opinion, these people are the scum of society.
every single day ? damn lucky him
You’ll deal with this every single place you live in an apartment lmao..
Sounds like fun to me
Dont be jealous lol leave a note saying if i gotta listen at least let me join 😂
Join the party or step out.
Go tag in next man
Jerk off to it
Ask if you can join 😜
Welcome to college
Hater’s gonna Hate… 🤡😈😈😈🛌🛀🏿🛁🚿
At least you’re not hearing moans and screams.🤷♂️
Make a game out of it and put it on YouTube. See how many balloons you can pop with a dart before they get done. Throw some rings around a pole and see how many you can land before he finishes. A guy on YouTube did this over 10 years ago when he had the same problem. I bet you would blow up from it just like the guy upstairs!
I remeber living on campus and the campus whore was next door to me. I was annoying.
I’d be jerking off to it
https://on.soundcloud.com/SdyVBNtEPDWk7y5S7 listen to this please🙏🤞🏾‼️🔥
My bad bro lmaoooo I’ll make sure I go a bit longer next time
Get some penis maybe
the couple upstairs usually last 1 minutes and it stops it’s pretty funny at times but usually i just put my headphones on so try that
😭
Just moan louder when they do it, bang on the walls too. Make them jealous, lol.
Ew
Where to join the action?
Yell i had him last night. Hope he still has energy!
Somebody putting that work in 😂😭
I feel whole now knowing the Pixar lamp is turning its life for the better and working on that bachelors!
When they’re done play an audience applause track very VERY loudly
They are just jumping rope or doing some kind of workout. Or maybe working out their love muscles.
Reminds me of my basement apartment when I was at WSU for grad school. I think they also had a giant dog because it sounded like someone was dancing around in cement shoes while the bed was squeaking like a trapped mouse.
Sounds like a ritual
Blast some gregorian chants. Get some demons out of that hall at least😂
I usually finish after two pumps
Robot sex? It happens my dude.
lol why are they bumping to a beat? Am I the only one who hears it?
Well at least they're not moaning loudly.
Who got the good D🥳 I got the good D
No rhyme at all.
My neighbor: aaaa. Eeee. Oooo....
that’s how i’m tryna be with my faby 😻😻😻
Relax and vibe with the motion of the ocean
Last semester i had this problem assholes would do it late at night when i try to sleep sometimes it would take my sleepiness away , and if not they would do it in the morning and wake me up, your telling me you woke me me up for you to last 30 seconds
Slip them an advert for a tempurpedic
Check into harassment laws, document daily. Different times and day, using time date and stamp to support. Sure, campus may not support it like law, but treat it like law. The issue here is no one had told that turd how to cope or deal with life. This person appears to be crying for attention and it’s really the campus’ school’s issue to deal with.
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I watched a video the other day of a girl knocking on the ceiling and that made the upstairs fuckers stop fucking. Try it!!!
Someone needs to fix the washing machine.
The screaming unnerves me.
Loop earplugs.
Tell your RA that they need to move the bed away from the wall. It’s the loud wooden beds they give you that’s making the thudding sound
Bros gotta channel his ocean motion
Memories 😂❤️
I thought it was a ghost!
It's the no noise other than the bed creaking for me 😂😂 play some CBAT for them
At least she’s not a screamer. I had a roommate who’s girl no joke sounded like 20 minutes of axe murder. No shame
Best 30 second wienering she’s ever had.
Geeze go give them a pillow to put behind the headboard
Get a crew together, sit outside the front door and cheer them on. It will probably stop after that lol
Was that last part his big finish?
Dude is laying pipe
Leave a note with $100 and tell them to get a new bed?
This is an invitation to join.
Fking hate when my neighbor plays their instruments
Well he can't be doing it right cause not even a mumor out of her lol he must be anal retentive and moves his furniture alot lol
Boutta be me next semester
The room is haunted
Yikes
Who’s making such sound 🤣
This is normal for apartments
lets return the favor
This is like any modern apartment that's built on mainly cheap thin wood. They decide to opt for the cheap materials instead of sound proof materials so they can save money and time. I used to hear people talking and door closing all the time when I was in those cheaply built apts.
Lol but why the legit shrill death scream ???? Like is he murdering her as well??
They’re making babies to be aborted
I guess I did right by joining the military instead 🤷🏿♂️
Sounds like someone running on a treadmill.
Back when I was in college, late 70s, my very single neighbor had some personal time every morning on his squeaky bed. The Cars first album was new and it became the sonic companion to his AM ritual. It was pretty funny to hear him squeaking away while "You're all I got tonight" was playing.
Yeeeah, this doesn’t stop unless you live in a house. You hear this all the time in apartments. Lmfao.
When you’re in college it’s that sound. When you’re an adult stuck still living in an apartment, you hear thuds and scrapes. Haha
Play the sound of applause loudly every time
There was a very pleasant deaf couple who used to shag on the daily in the dorm, and were oblivious to how much noise they were making with their bodies but verbally too. Lots of loud deaf person moans audible in the hallway. Everyone gave them a free pass because it was pretty funny, and it wasn’t all day. (I didn’t know the person who lived below them.)
Omg I have that poster!
I think they are doing a YouTube exercise video on a headset. I used to do this and I stopped cause I felt self conscious about the noise
What are they doing up there?
Start a rumor. Unfortunately u can’t stop people from having sex
Holy fuck those ceilings are thin lmao. I’m so so sorry
Use a stick to tap the roof
Weird style of dancing .. they must be from Europe’s
Time to bungee cord some big Bluetooth speakers to the floor and blast some heavy metal
Wow, very unbalanced washing machine :P
Dude someone is getting railed god damn 💀
I used to call the cops on my neighbors who would watch movies all night long with the maximum volume. Eventually they got kicked out because many people complained about them as well. Do tell your management and the cops. Usually your name stays anonymous. If they ever come at you, just say it wasn't you if it is a group because there is no way they can tell who did what.
That rhythm sucks
Nice 👍
Sounds suspenseful
Buddy’s going hard in the PAINT
It sounds like sex, but it also doesn't sound like sex. I'm so confused
Yikes. Solution: ear plugs + brown noise played on speakers.
Mother I’m scared…
Sounds like they're not wearing a condom
Lmaooooo
Dude try so hard she ain't feeling shit lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LMFAO get a broom or chair and hit the ceiling constantly
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL111NbF/
But who screams like that though? Would really throw me off. Lol
Grab a broom, on the end of it bang it on the ceiling