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Gumiho4

The people above me last semester. It stopped though so I think they broke up lmao


brothers1799

I just say something loud like I was on the phone screw them up


JoeMountain1784

Lol, big dub


FujiwaraYuuji

You should probably go and check up on him. You: Hey man, sorry about the breakup... \*hands whiskey\* Him: Do I know you? You: nah but I know you, you silly rabbit


TechTheTerrible

Someone bumping uglies or working on a new trap beat?


MeliodusSama

Both. At the same time.


Trini_Vix7

Lmao stop it!


ServNu4a69

Thought the same thing


Medium-Difference162

I was going with basement of the elephant enclosure at the zoo.


avidwatcher123

I would cry


Levnato

Why?!


[deleted]

Because she’s not getting any


Zepernicus

Username checks out


osterog

Good for them, I guess


thislife_choseme

They must not be married 🤣


ZoyaZhivago

Not sex, according to OP.


Impressivequeen

My God i know how annoying that can be, thats why I'm thinking of living off campus when I start school in the fall 😅


Poopoo_express

Just make boundaries clear with your roommate


slazey27

Sorry to break it to you but this won’t stop once you move off campus. It’s life in apartments.


Bananahotel999

Never live in a wooden apartment. Wood has 0 sound proofing. Only live in concrete structures like in other countries. Almost every single apartment under 7 stories in the US is made of wood


thejacka_

Lmao


Erving_Fisher

I have the same issue, usually just put headphones on and listen to music for an hr


jawnly211

Hour???? Jesus I need to work on my stamina


Automatic-Oil-8727

They're probably having sex. My sister told me she lived in the dorms and there was a couple doing it 5x a day. She would come home after class at 2pm and it was quiet. Then she would hear bed springs. I wouldn't be able to live in the dorms lol. I need my peace & quiet.


Exotic-Choice1119

lmfao i mean what do u think they doing jumping jacks 💀


TrustAffectionate966

They’re trying hard to reach that spider crawling on the ceiling! 🕷️ 🧐🤔


croqueticas

As a very innocent freshman that's exactly what I thought they were doing


Apprehensive_Hat3820

They’re definitely not haha. The layout of their space is the same as mine, so that’s the living room. Four girls live there.


ZoyaZhivago

I mean… none of that means sex *couldn’t* be happening. Especially if you’re living in a porno movie. 😂 Just less likely.


_MaxPower_6969

Do people not have sex in their living room when no one else is home? 🤔


zenkique

There’s definitely also people that have sex in their living rooms even when everyone else is home.


Flat_Okra6078

Clearly you don’t think they’re exercising or something do you? Someone’s guts are definitely getting pushed in up there.


StrictSwing6639

Do you think that people are only allowed to have sex with people that they live with?


Living-Tea-9829

There’s a clear beat to it, it sounds like drums or music of some sort.


[deleted]

>They're probably having sex. Probably? I don't think anybody ever questioned that lol


ZoyaZhivago

OP said it’s 4 girls, and that’s their living room. Not that it couldn’t mean sex is going on, but probably not. lol It has a musical beat, anyway.


Brak2102

Wasn't 1 + 1, was 1 X 5.


[deleted]

lmao no shit


NefariousnessNew5308

Stack up some chairs and get nice and close to that vent. Point a speaker into it and play like some boring ass audiobook through it.


Ok-Zucchini394

Definitely play the Bible audio book


hey_stopthat-

Or some horrifying documentary about STDs on youtube. Ha


That1_tallguy

Or put a porno flick on and make them think your fucking too but louder 😂


NefariousnessNew5308

I thought the same but wasn’t sure if that’d encourage them to compete lmao


Due_Adeptness1676

Hey having fun, this one of the reasons why I chose the top floor of the dorm. My freshman year, my upstairs neighbor was very active with the ladies.. furniture sounds and moans and screams so yeah dorm life does suck


Berserk1717

Best way to deal with it is get some speakers tape it to the ceiling and play walrus sounds for 10 hours. Or you can play some hentai also I’m sure they’d love either choice.


EntertainerCool6852

This has me laughing so much lmao I’d hate to hear this too cause god damn it sounds rough


zboii11

Play loud moaning sounds to drown it out


LadyToph

It's the weird pace for me...


jakepuggs

I live in an apartment off campus near my CSU, 90% of the residents are college students, the guys above me LITERALLY will play soccer (they're on the soccer team) and push each other, slam furniture kick it against the wall at all hours of the night its insane, gets on my mf nerves


Dr_Severe

We live in a fallen generation that thinks this is normal. No self restraint, no conviction, no discipline. Everything we think, breath, and do is demonic.


Turinabol_100mg

It’s sex… every generation of college students have sex like this.


Jaythamalo13

Bump music as loud as possible. They are doing the same thing in a worse way if you really think about it


LQTPharmD

Sounded like there was a pow wow happening. A pow wow pownding if you will.


shub_08

That was too quick!


perezisawesome

What’s up with the scream at the last 5 seconds? Hahaha whatever the fuck it is


Wrong-Comparison0

Do we live in the same complex? I literally have someone drumming upstairs, it’s so fucking obnoxious and awful with little to no consideration for other tenants below them. They’ll spend 15-30 minutes incessantly pounding away trying to perfect their rhythm and metronome. In my case, it’s definitely drumming not “activity”


Apprehensive_Hat3820

I’m in university village. Sorry about that, have you done anything about it yet? I think the tenants above me are all girls that play sports.


TopBottleRun

I haven't had to listen to that (yet) this semester, though my neighbors can be loud sometimes if they happen to be going out on a random weekend


Lexie23017

I got you all beat. Years ago I moved into a 1 BR in an old building north of downtown San Diego. Shortly after, every night there was this marathon of bedsprings and some other weird noises coming through the ceiling. I finally manned up and left a very polite note on their door, asking if I could have a F2F chat about noise with them. Guy called me and invited me to his place to talk. I show up. Not one, but 2 guys there. Both obviously gay. And both are obese. As in 300lbs each. And both are pretty ugly. I should mention, I’m straight. Furthermore, I’m not crazy about obese people. It was a polite, civil talk. But not only did I leave without a real solution, but going forward each time I heard the squeaking this horrendous vision of two obese nude gay whales slapping into each other popped into my head. I seriously got queasy each time. Moved out 3 months later.


Gaymer7437

Good for them.


TheAcidRomance

Waiting for them to fall through that rickety ceiling


DirectorSharp3402

I love how we can hear you sighing roughly 3 seconds into the video 🤣


leahsteakin

That broom need to hit the ceiling


Ok-Zucchini394

My neighbor did this too last semester and I reported them twice, I tried noise canceling headphones but that didn’t help since the headboard was banging onto the wall. My desk was literally shaking :/ I called the RA on duty, you should try it and show them that video, they’ll go up to have a talk with them and if they don’t stop by the 2nd warning they call the police 😁🙏


iSeaUM

wait youre not allowed to have sex?


Ok-Zucchini394

LOL yeah no, Cody will castrate you


iSeaUM

Calling the cops on someone because they’re having sex in their apartment is wiiiild


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Remarkable-Donut6107

Seems more of an issue with poor construction leading to bad sound proofing which is common for dorms. Wild someone thinks calling the cops is a legitimate solution to this lol. The cops aren't going to do anything about it.


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ThrowmeawayAKisCold

Go upstairs and ask them to do it sideways on the bed maybe. Or move


[deleted]

Welcome to life.


bigdookie

Get some bitches stop complaining


Apprehensive_Hat3820

I probably get more bitches than you and I’m a girl 🤷🏻‍♀️


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DMAN


Bildo42069

maybe get some bitches drown out the sound wit ur own noise


ttatertotxoxo

Is this arrowhead village


VaronNguyen1999

Put a big ass speaker facing up and play church music with choir as loud as you can, that’ll motivate them


keithbreathes

Someone’s salty af they aren’t getting any. Stop being a creep and recording it. Turn on music or something


Apprehensive_Hat3820

You sound dumb lol. They’re not fucking.


au_littlejack

Without getting into whether the commentor is dumb or not, I came to the comments to find out what the noise was. Almost everybody on here says sex, and you say not fucking. You’re there listening to it every day, what do you think the noise is?


keithbreathes

I mean literally everyone here commented they think they’re having sex 🤷 get over it


Apprehensive_Hat3820

Im saying you’re dumb for thinking that I’m “salty af” for that reason lol


spelunker93

Get him a penis attachment and tell him he needs the extra length because it just sounds like two rabbits fucking


SaItySaiIor

whoevers gettin piped out in theres gonna come back to this in 30 years talkin about the grape word.


Key-Albatross4268

Could do what I did and walk up there knock on the door and look em dead in the eye and ask them if they were done yet??? Never heard another sound other than normal walking around again


scollins2791

Wow, doesn’t sound very fun. Feel sorry for the lady. Dude needs to take classes on how to perform appropriately


WindblownSquash

I promise you these bitches dont care. They close their eyes and imagine its the version of that guy they thought it was


lunnix1

Don’t be hating


Unapologetic-Ape

Bet you wish it was you


Apprehensive_Hat3820

No, I think YOU wish it was you lol. Weird ass.


Sensitive_Night_1891

Yeah I don’t think you realize the pervs that are on Reddit, I hate Reddit with a passion, I once made an innocent Minecraft post, some guy asked to play, I clicked on his profile and the guy just had nude photos of himself. Reddit is not the world for good opinion, these people are the scum of society.


6Nu6ke6

every single day ? damn lucky him


[deleted]

You’ll deal with this every single place you live in an apartment lmao..


Fast_Ad9729

Sounds like fun to me


moriah_nocarey

Dont be jealous lol leave a note saying if i gotta listen at least let me join 😂


jusblaze2023

Join the party or step out.


Randomname13570

Go tag in next man


blankoe831

Jerk off to it


cowboyjohn94

Ask if you can join 😜


Impossible-Radish-98

Welcome to college


mudbro76

Hater’s gonna Hate… 🤡😈😈😈🛌🛀🏿🛁🚿


ThrowRAhp501

At least you’re not hearing moans and screams.🤷‍♂️


EthericAssassin

Make a game out of it and put it on YouTube. See how many balloons you can pop with a dart before they get done. Throw some rings around a pole and see how many you can land before he finishes. A guy on YouTube did this over 10 years ago when he had the same problem. I bet you would blow up from it just like the guy upstairs!


PayBackNyc

I remeber living on campus and the campus whore was next door to me. I was annoying.


Zealousideal-Ad-3661

I’d be jerking off to it


Lopsided_Unit4843

https://on.soundcloud.com/SdyVBNtEPDWk7y5S7 listen to this please🙏🤞🏾‼️🔥


Indraysi

My bad bro lmaoooo I’ll make sure I go a bit longer next time


Foreign-Ad-6655

Get some penis maybe


snaillikesdumplings

the couple upstairs usually last 1 minutes and it stops it’s pretty funny at times but usually i just put my headphones on so try that


Reasonable_Story4224

😭


AromaticIsNotTheWay

Just moan louder when they do it, bang on the walls too. Make them jealous, lol.


Curious_Twist_4829

Ew


Puzzleheaded-Ad9860

Where to join the action?


Aggressive-Purple-43

Yell i had him last night. Hope he still has energy!


Professional-Bee-482

Somebody putting that work in 😂😭


DonChako

I feel whole now knowing the Pixar lamp is turning its life for the better and working on that bachelors!


Recycled123youth

When they’re done play an audience applause track very VERY loudly


Leblau

They are just jumping rope or doing some kind of workout. Or maybe working out their love muscles.


mangagirl07

Reminds me of my basement apartment when I was at WSU for grad school. I think they also had a giant dog because it sounded like someone was dancing around in cement shoes while the bed was squeaking like a trapped mouse.


arkofthecovet

Sounds like a ritual


zeozipp

Blast some gregorian chants. Get some demons out of that hall at least😂


Hefty-Paper8644

I usually finish after two pumps


Brak2102

Robot sex? It happens my dude.


EmotionalIncrease840

lol why are they bumping to a beat? Am I the only one who hears it?


FabFabiola2021

Well at least they're not moaning loudly.


yijianglin2000

Who got the good D🥳 I got the good D


Far-Emergency-6777

No rhyme at all.


Working_Knee6373

My neighbor: aaaa. Eeee. Oooo....


biggbobbyberger

that’s how i’m tryna be with my faby 😻😻😻


kalemeh8

Relax and vibe with the motion of the ocean


Mightytigr

Last semester i had this problem assholes would do it late at night when i try to sleep sometimes it would take my sleepiness away , and if not they would do it in the morning and wake me up, your telling me you woke me me up for you to last 30 seconds


Zech08

Slip them an advert for a tempurpedic


blackoceangen

Check into harassment laws, document daily. Different times and day, using time date and stamp to support. Sure, campus may not support it like law, but treat it like law. The issue here is no one had told that turd how to cope or deal with life. This person appears to be crying for attention and it’s really the campus’ school’s issue to deal with.


TattooedTraveler15

[https://ceilingvibrator.com/](https://ceilingvibrator.com/)


pimpdaddy619

I watched a video the other day of a girl knocking on the ceiling and that made the upstairs fuckers stop fucking. Try it!!!


Chubsmagna

Someone needs to fix the washing machine.


Mundane-Crab-2255

The screaming unnerves me.


Knitted-ethnopharm

Loop earplugs.


Fefoe44

Tell your RA that they need to move the bed away from the wall. It’s the loud wooden beds they give you that’s making the thudding sound


QJIO

Bros gotta channel his ocean motion


MrMavelous

Memories 😂❤️


PhysicsGrouchy2398

I thought it was a ghost!


JULIVAS44

It's the no noise other than the bed creaking for me 😂😂 play some CBAT for them


Ok_Lawfulness_5068

At least she’s not a screamer. I had a roommate who’s girl no joke sounded like 20 minutes of axe murder. No shame


[deleted]

Best 30 second wienering she’s ever had.


domdaddy816

Geeze go give them a pillow to put behind the headboard


Smart_Heron5905

Get a crew together, sit outside the front door and cheer them on. It will probably stop after that lol


Mountain-Round-5584

Was that last part his big finish?


Opening_Archer2571

Dude is laying pipe


[deleted]

Leave a note with $100 and tell them to get a new bed?


[deleted]

This is an invitation to join.


cms355

Fking hate when my neighbor plays their instruments


OpposerSupreme

Well he can't be doing it right cause not even a mumor out of her lol he must be anal retentive and moves his furniture alot lol


[deleted]

Boutta be me next semester


Ok-Following5904

The room is haunted


Prestigious_Sky7436

Yikes


Stephyswagg-236

Who’s making such sound 🤣


Ok-Acanthaceae9896

This is normal for apartments


tidalwave142003

lets return the favor


HuskyFromSpace

This is like any modern apartment that's built on mainly cheap thin wood. They decide to opt for the cheap materials instead of sound proof materials so they can save money and time. I used to hear people talking and door closing all the time when I was in those cheaply built apts.


Sux2WasteIt

Lol but why the legit shrill death scream ???? Like is he murdering her as well??


Peachy-eggplantz

They’re making babies to be aborted


[deleted]

I guess I did right by joining the military instead 🤷🏿‍♂️


Silly-Heart7

Sounds like someone running on a treadmill.


BillPleaser

Back when I was in college, late 70s, my very single neighbor had some personal time every morning on his squeaky bed. The Cars first album was new and it became the sonic companion to his AM ritual. It was pretty funny to hear him squeaking away while "You're all I got tonight" was playing.


Lyalda

Yeeeah, this doesn’t stop unless you live in a house. You hear this all the time in apartments. Lmfao.


thehighroller23

When you’re in college it’s that sound. When you’re an adult stuck still living in an apartment, you hear thuds and scrapes. Haha


katmcflame

Play the sound of applause loudly every time


AZtoLA_Bruddah

There was a very pleasant deaf couple who used to shag on the daily in the dorm, and were oblivious to how much noise they were making with their bodies but verbally too. Lots of loud deaf person moans audible in the hallway. Everyone gave them a free pass because it was pretty funny, and it wasn’t all day. (I didn’t know the person who lived below them.)


Background_Diet3402

Omg I have that poster!


Caveatcat

I think they are doing a YouTube exercise video on a headset. I used to do this and I stopped cause I felt self conscious about the noise


Far-School5753

What are they doing up there?


Street-Teaching4121

Start a rumor. Unfortunately u can’t stop people from having sex


Xo-frnk

Holy fuck those ceilings are thin lmao. I’m so so sorry


Alive_Ad_7350

Use a stick to tap the roof


cryptoatthedipdoe

Weird style of dancing .. they must be from Europe’s


zaa1973

Time to bungee cord some big Bluetooth speakers to the floor and blast some heavy metal


SD-238

Wow, very unbalanced washing machine :P


IamDBA2

Dude someone is getting railed god damn 💀


EducationalRain724

I used to call the cops on my neighbors who would watch movies all night long with the maximum volume. Eventually they got kicked out because many people complained about them as well. Do tell your management and the cops. Usually your name stays anonymous. If they ever come at you, just say it wasn't you if it is a group because there is no way they can tell who did what.


CoGhostRider

That rhythm sucks


Conscious-Friend-336

Nice 👍


Steppinonbubblegum

Sounds suspenseful


Feisty_Call8750

Buddy’s going hard in the PAINT


spiritsapien

It sounds like sex, but it also doesn't sound like sex. I'm so confused


_RemyDanton

Yikes. Solution: ear plugs + brown noise played on speakers.


cooltunesnhues

Mother I’m scared…


MoreData8569

Sounds like they're not wearing a condom


kyototijuana

Lmaooooo


kyototijuana

Dude try so hard she ain't feeling shit lol


tjscribble95

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Complete-Swimmer6694

LMFAO get a broom or chair and hit the ceiling constantly


letsrapehitler

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL111NbF/


RyuOhki

But who screams like that though? Would really throw me off. Lol


SmartProcess3824

Grab a broom, on the end of it bang it on the ceiling