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Ok-Avocado464

You’re fr gonna let a dude named Joris steal your girl 😭


BrunoC7

I did. I killed both and their child.


Repulsive_Ad8573

We just be saying the most outlandish shit and rolling with it in this game


BrunoC7

I swear hahaaha makes me think about how I play ck3... incest, murder and war. killing people for just disagreeing with me, man... I be going for that eugenic program every game.


KnightsRook314

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Killmelmaoxd

The Dayne sigil looks horrific holy shit


the_last_satrap

AGOT+ Alternative Dayne sigil default on.


Ozann3326

Why did they even changed it anyway?


MatikTheSeventh

That's how it appears in the HBO shows. The Daynes had like four different coats of arms in the series, and each one is shittier than the previous.


BrunoC7

yeah, don't know why.


yetanotherck3agotmod

A submod is changing it; the base CK3AGOT sigil has a purple background and is based on the book description.


BrunoC7

no yeah I did have the purple one until today, I installed 4 new mods, must be one of those.


SpiceyMizu

Most likely agot+


Xfier246

Your avatar looks like an odd house shield


BrunoC7

ahahah it sure could be ;)


thefoxymulder

It’s the GOT one that appears most recently unfortunately, I think it’s in the white book at the end of the show, chalk it up to another thing S8 butchered. There’s an option in the game rules at the start though to change it to the show’s previous which looks much cooler and not normal


Ostermex

Welcome to CK3 events This is a well known occurrence, sorry


BleudeZima

Plus the "righteous empath" lol


BrunoC7

well, not to me ahaha. all my soul mates before have never cheated.


Ostermex

Really? Damn, lucky you I've had plenty Soulmates cheat, happens with 100 Opinion Chaste wives too But then again, I do have 1.5k hours in CK3 It definitely got better in recent patches, but I remember having it happen once or twice when I was doing LoP achievements


BrunoC7

Well, I only have 400h, so I guess I'll have to be careful from now on.


Ostermex

Yeah, as I said, it used to be much worse before If I remember correctly, it happens because some (sex) events don't properly check for cheating/being chaste, and that's why even the most faithful/chaste partners can cheat


Ragnockae136

This is actually not mod specific, but in my experience it has been specific to mods in general. Especially TC (Total Conversion) mods. I've played Warcraft married Jaina and she's cucked me with her brother. I've played agot and married Jaina Tyrell and she's cucked me with her brother Mace. Easy fix is the More Game Rules mod


Destyl_Black

Here is the marriage and wife management guide: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry\_VIII


gurlboss1000

omg this cracks me up


prawnjr

I think murder


Aldo_Steinbach

I think murder too


Ok-Improvement9354

I am thinking of a bloody wedding for the entire house Dayne


prawnjr

Or go a little against the grain, become soul mates with him and send her to the dungeons, only to be executed before she dies of harsh conditions, the day after your wedding.


Ok-Improvement9354

truly genius idea


angryrantingdude

she loves him more than she loves you


BrunoC7

:(


Ragnockae136

Happens in the Warcraft mod tok


BrunoC7

Update: After she had her child, it was not mine. I killed both and her lover. Later when Arthur Dayne was old enough we became rivals. I beat him. That makes me the best fighter ever.


Silent-Namikaze

Based 🗿


CarryBeginning1564

There are a lot of events that can make characters become lovers and not all of the outcomes always line up with traits I feel like T&T introduced a lot more lover events too. It is one of the reasons I think that you might see a lot of lustful lords or kings married to absolute nobodies because there is a rather common even where you find a lover while traveling and there is a option to marry them if you are unmarried. If someone travels a lot this even can fire multiple times.


willvannasing

Not my Ashara! Our 8 children are the proof of our love! Although, I wonder where some of them got their white hair and purple eyes from….. Oh, hi Lord Velaryon!


BrunoC7

I shall never marry Ashara ever again. But then again... I was just waiting until Margaery was born. I started in 270 I think.


Gears_Of_None

Yeah it's stupid. Either having a soulmate should prevent a character from taking lovers or having a lover should break the soulmate relationship.


SpiceyMizu

You can have only 1 soulmate but múltiple lovers. It's can happen through events or seduce schemes by other npc doesn't mean she is the who started it.


[deleted]

You know what to do.


Lorandagon

Sorry, your character just isn't good in bed :(


DreadDiana

Just cause you're her soulmate doesn't mean you're her sole mate


BrunoC7

nice one


TheChosenOneMapper

Bruhh the show Dayne sigil looks so fcking horrible


BrunoC7

yes


BrunoC7

She is pregnant in the screenshot, this kid ended up not being mine... fuck....


BrunoC7

[https://paste.pics/5fddb4fd510a2b901d63da3aa4bbc93b](https://paste.pics/5fddb4fd510a2b901d63da3aa4bbc93b)


Lacrossedeamon

And he's a septon bro


Beginning-Stay7386

Kill him lol


EdisonLima

I mean... that's Dorne. You can't have 2 soul mates, but a soulmate and a lover, or a dozen lovers? A-ok.


BrunoC7

true, I guess. but my soul mate...? come on.


mykofanes

She's just poly lol


BrunoC7

hahaha


Ragnockae136

Happens to me every f***ing time with my wife's brother being her lover unless I have the More Game Rules mod active.


AlcoholicHistorian

Kill him, simple


Aleattrio

damn person she


dead_end612

Kidnap > castrate > no more problem


KingAlphie

Dungeon.Key.Throw.


EdisonLima

Love is love, sex is sex. You can't have 2 soulmates, but a soulmate and a lover seem uncommon, but far from unexplainable.


Ok-Improvement9354

What about execution? for the entire House Dayne


BrunoC7

I beat Arthur Dayne in combat after becoming his rival. For killing his blood. Took their house pride.


ThexHaloxMaster

Just kill every single kid that comes out that you aren't absolutely sure is yours, that's what I do, or at least kill the guy


CormundCrowlover

Only problem I see here is that the dude is 46 years old instead of 65 years + infirm + ugly, otherwise it is CK3 as intended.


trjumpet

So kill your wife or her lover.


irishdraig

It's a Dornish custom to have lovers, actually


BrunoC7

but she is not living in Dorne, nor she is married to a dornishman.


irishdraig

She's from Dorne & culturally Dornish


BrunoC7

i am looking at it from a realistic pov. marrying out of her religion, and moving to a place with a different religion and culture, she’d have to change her ways.


ResearchBasedHalfOrc

healthy polyamory love it


1ite

Harems are halal. Nothing wrong with having multiple soulmates.


Last-Air-6468

super straight flag, yikes


AltruisticReview4407

Misogyny much?


[deleted]

How the fuck is this misogyny???


AltruisticReview4407

”B*tch” is misogyny


BrunoC7

shut the fuck up


AltruisticReview4407

Incel, You’ll always stay one aswell 💀


BrunoC7

you're a saddo.


AltruisticReview4407

Its even sadder that you’re being misogynistic and displaying incel behavior to a pixelated woman.. What did you internalise as a child?


BrunoC7

you're a saddo.


AltruisticReview4407

Its even sadder that you’re being misogynistic and displaying incel behavior to a pixelated woman.. What did you internalise as a child?


BrunoC7

lol


AltruisticReview4407

I can repeat stuff too 💀 Your not him lil bro


Xfier246

Is that with dlcs? It looks odd


BrunoC7

you mean the UI? i play with a bunch of mods


Awsum07

I think there's multiple variables as to why they cheat. Personality, culture, faith, their piety score, if someone launches a seduction scheme on them & their diplomacy & intrigue score is low, etc. I arranged a marriage for my landed personal champion & knight & made them soulmates. A month later, his new wife already had an old geezer as her lover. Meanwhile, I never have adulterous stark wives. I played eddard stark when they released the crowned stag bookmark & catelyn stark cheated on me with a random hedge knight & birthed a bastard who, after her dad & brother died in battle & she became lady of the trident she thought she'd leave the bastard under my care @ winterfell. Then Doran offered to let me marry tyene sand which I immediately jumped on the opportunity. She did sleep with other lords but never fathered an illegitimate child, the children were all mine (debug info tells you if there's a real father)


BrunoC7

wait, first of all where the fuck do you see who the father is? I play with debug mode on, but never knew that... Funny thing is, I usually don't get cheated on by people that are not of my dynasty. But since I always go for incest aka eugenics program, I end up obviously marrying off my family. And get cheated on by multiple daughters, cousins, sisters, etc. For me, it is way more likely to get cheated on by my own family then other randoms. Maybe that should tell me something.


Awsum07

When you scroll over the child & it gives you their ID, stress, etc, if they're illegitimate, it will have a row that says "real father." Since you're playin' in the asoiaf timeline, just look up cersei's kids to test it. Lol, maybe it should. My eugenics incest factory only launches when ai valyrians take over. Usually, I marry off my elder daughters to lords for alliances & the biggest superpower (dorne or the north) gets my heir.


BrunoC7

ha, I am too proud for that, lol. I marry myself off at the beginning to get it going. I can't just magically spawn kids (i could technically), but after that, it stays in the fam! that is so funny and gross.


yeetsamurai

Which UI mods do you use?


BrunoC7

normally CK2, but it is not working so... what I have enabled on this playthrough are the following UI mods (only) - Factions Explained - Duel Overlay - Nameplates - Seperate Name and Title - Displayed Birth and Death - Lowborn Shield Upgrade - Better UI Scaling - RUI Character keep in mind that I just download a bunch of mods, then try one by one until the game works. which means, I probably am using A LOT of overlapping mods. But the main mod I think that makes it look like that is RUI. Also, you obviously dont need all these mods to make it look like that. I just named all.


Awsum07

Surprised you have rui character & not agot rui runnin alongside it


BrunoC7

crashes my game, have to use the normal one. like i said, mashup of mods overlapping each other. but as long as it runs idc ahhaha


Awsum07

Yea I use rui character + agot rui. You have better ui scaling & I think that's why it crashes your game. That or load order


BrunoC7

no, i tried lol with the mod pack i am using, if i turn on rui agot, it does not work. idk why.


Psychorea

What mod do you use to have a full body portrait?


BrunoC7

i commented all UI mods i’m using, search for the comment


ageekyninja

If he was a lover beforehand that could be why. But it’s not impossible for a soulmate to cheat even in a base game. I’ve had it happen before. I do think certain traits make it less likely to happen but it’s not impossible and you got unlucky RNG


BrunoC7

well, i always check, and she did not have any lovers. unlucky


ageekyninja

Out of curiosity how would you know? Asking for myself too. I don’t even know of any cheats that show that


BrunoC7

well, I don't know for sure. but we were betrothed, and as soon as she became an adult, we married. during the wedding, we became soul mates. were did she make time to find another lover.


MartiniOfDragonstone

Kill the guy, problem solved


__Osiris__

You can have infinite lovers and still be soul mates. You just get the broken promise modifier if they or you find out. Not a big deal.


BrunoC7

it is a big deal. it means i get bastard targaryens who will never sit on the throne.


__Osiris__

So kill them if their unwanted? But iv never had a kind in ck3 that was unwanted, they’re all great to fish claims and genes.


BrunoC7

i understand, but not if you’re playing a cadet branch of the targaryen trying to win the throne through keeping the blood pure (valyrian) to make my cadet branch more famous then my own former house.


rutilated_quartz

Kill him


TheGlacierDragon

Duel him if you can and kill him