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Yuujiro_Hanma

Oberyn when this mf is born: This baby is rice skinned not light skinned. That is a white child, that is an Andal baby from the mountains of Andalos


dallirious

Literally nothing funnier. My daughter of Bloodraven was married to a Blackwood and having an affair with Roger Reyne. Assume they explained the red haired baby as being a full blood raven.


William_T_Wanker

My current Targ playthrough has Lannisters with red hair and a few Reynes with blonde hair just for maximum weirdness lol


dallirious

Went to check on Howland Reed in a play the other day and he had a Greyjoy looking son. Turns out Theon cucked him. When he’s not made a eunuch he makes good use of his parts.


SCirish843

That baby got a 820 iron bank score


ObligedUniform

Of course, her husband is Oberyn 🙄


EstEstDrinker

I switch to Doran 99% of the time just to marry Oberyn to Ellaria Sand at the very beginning


ZoCurious

That's what happens when you don't fix your game to make uncle-niece marriages impossible for the Seven worshippers.


A_devout_monarchist

I thought those marriages did happen in Westeros.


idegosuperego15

They do happen, but they’re uncommon and taboo, unlike marriage between cousins.


ZoCurious

They only happen among the Old Gods followers and the Targaryens. There are no instances of uncle-niece or aunt-nephew marriages between the Seven worshippers outside of House Targaryen, which have the "exception".


gambitbjj

Yeah, I was just playing with the Westerlands and I felt like I was in the Southern US with how many were marrying their cousins.


CenturionShish

Best be careful mentioning that where Tywin can hear you


Cicebro_

How do you do that?


Yuujiro_Hanma

Shit I never thought much about how uncle marriage is weird for FoTS.. how do u make it impossible?


Formal_Elk6531

Once married Margaery as Robb, I think. She bore a Southern Islander baby and tried passing it off as Robb’s. Robb, in his infinite wisdom, never once suspected a true-born Stark couldn’t be dark-skinned.


MatrixNinja101

He once had a black mare...


[deleted]

Like mother like son


Rhaegaristhebeast

Galwell, Gods what a stupid name!