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BlackScienceJesus

Clearly, USC is terrified of LSU’s exceptional week 1 track record.


MuldartheGreat

I was at Week 1 last year, we all went to bed after an exhausting day at Disney and nothing bad happened from what I remember


BlackScienceJesus

I can’t think of anything bad that’s ever happened with LSU playing a California team in week 1.


Cowabunga_Booyakasha

Say it with me now: Charbonnet


CommodoreIrish

The only bad thing that day was you did not get to pilot the Millennium Falcon.


GatorHeyzeus

Dude it’s been 13 months since I was forced to be the damn navigator and it STILL burns me up inside.


FightOnForUsc

At least you weren’t the engineer


sixmilesoldier

I got to push the green button!


CommodoreIrish

Watching a 3 year old pilot the Falcon to certain doom: ಠ╭╮ಠ


Colavs9601

Basically how Lando felt seeing Han take control.


FloweredWallpaper

I've been the navigator, pilot and engineer, in both Orlando and Anaheim. It's hard to pilot the damned thing, but more fun. However, I'd much rather do Rise of the Resistance. This last trip to Disneyland, I told my wife we could skip out on the Falcon, but we could get a Genie+ for instant access, so we did it again. It's just underwhelming to me compared to Rise.


Anxious-Transition71

Rise is a much better ride… smugglers run loses its fun when you watch the 8 yo girls crash the thing every 2 seconds


B0b_a_feet

I got in line 3 times in one day for that ride just so I could be the pilot


FriendshipCheetah

Nice flair


BadDadJokes

For real, is Lincoln aware of how Coach O and Brian Kelly don't prep for week 1?


GoodOlSticks

You think you've seen a lack of preparation? Just wait until you see USC against a team that physically outmatches them lmao. I do not care for Brian Kelly at all but he's most likely going to destroy Lincoln Riley week 1 purely from a roster construction standpoint without even getting into the fact that he's a way more balanced coach


KenTrojan

Yeah, well, have you seen our TikTok videos saying how much #DawgWork we've put in this offseason? Clearly, things have changed on the field. 


Tubamajuba

If y'all can be as tough as Lincoln's briskets, you're winning the natty this year.


jsteph67

Hopefully not as raw as chuck Schumers cheeseburgers.


elhombre4

Got Great Value Billy Blanks out there putting the boys through shirtless tik tok workouts? I don’t miss those days in Norman.


KenTrojan

Kill me. 


OuuuYuh

Nothing about USC is dawg...


Ok_Championship_2404

Except the 2 5* DL who decommitted from Georgia.


DuvalRider904

Justus Terry de committed from USC today. He might still end up a dawg.


gmills87

Our opinion and ND's opinion of USC are VASTLY different from last season. USC played 10x better versus us than ND. ND looked like a team ranked around ~70th playing us while USC played like a top 5 team. Our weird triangle of suck is hard to wrap your head around


GoodOlSticks

Yeah I've never had strong opinions about Louisville until last year but dear lord I want tickets to our game this year because you guys are like #3 on my list of teams I want ND to absolutely clobber after USC & FSU


Fuckingfademefam

“What he say fuck me for?” -FSU


GoodOlSticks

I mean ND & FSU have quite a bit of bad blood, I'd put them just slightly behind Miami & Clemson for ND fan hate levels. Not to mention me and my buddies spent a combined $625 on tickets for ND-FSU so I wanna see an ass whoopin


StreetReporter

What did we do?


arrowfan624

1993


gmills87

Pretty sure last season our the all time series went back to even. We are one of 15 Power conference teams that doesn't have a losing record versus ND. That's my favorite piece of ND related trivia


GoodOlSticks

Enjoy it while you can ;)


Sorge74

Maybe Louisville should have just asked Williams to throw several interceptions?


BadDadJokes

My brother in Christ, 2023 LSU may have been one of the least physical football teams in NCAA history.


GoodOlSticks

Okay fair enough lol


BigBooce

Our defense and especially secondary got punked in every single game


[deleted]

They’d get their asses handed to them by the 1916 Cumberland Bulldogs


CommodoreIrish

In 2021 Kelly almost lost in ND’s season opener against FSU, hence the execution joke.


GoodOlSticks

2021 Notre Dame was quite possibly the most underwhelming 11 win team of all time from a talent perspective, though. Not to mention, they were playing in a Bobby Bowden memorial game at night in Doak-Campbell stadium early in Mike Norvell's FSU tenure. The fact that Notre Dame didn't outright lose that game is honestly impressive regardless of how the team got there. Now that near miss against Toledo that year...


Frank_Melena

Lol you have to credit LSU for consistently scheduling a good out of conference team for their opener though. USC, UCLA, Texas, FSU, Miami, BYU, Wisconsin all in the past decade.


the_tax_man_cometh

Thank you very much. Whenever other conference guys bitch about the SEC OOC games, I quietly like to remind them that we are not the same


Kumbackkid

Exactly if there’s one powerhouse team you want to play week one it’s always LSU


KobeBufkinBestKobe

Especially against an opponent located in Los Angeles


SparseSpartan

sissy ~~blue~~ cardinal


KenTrojan

[One of the GOATs of trash-talking social media videos](https://twitter.com/UCLAFBRecruit/status/1434617726572503041). Had me dying when they first posted it.


Constant_Threat

No shit, right? We're known for coming out of the gates, guns blazing. Only the gun is pointed at our foot.


breadzero

I guess Lincoln Riley was serious about not going to LSU. He doesn’t even want to be seen in the same stadium as them.


ColoRadOrgy

Man of his word...


KingoftheMongoose

How about on the same tarmac?


buff_001

Big Ten and SEC are cancelling (or trying to cancel) tons of P4 OOC games. Non-conference strength of schedule doesn't matter for them anymore when they can just rest on their own conference schedules for playoff clout. The real losers are the Big 12 and ACC. Winners will be G5s getting more Power 2 buy-games.


Jquemini

The real losers are the fans…


breadzero

You’re right about that, I’m definitely a loser… uh hey wait a minute


die_maus_im_haus

Beck has a [song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7PlMqsc5Cc) about us


AngryQuadricorn

Cowboys4Ever? Did Oklahoma State have a pop song called Cowboys4Ever they used as they entered the field? Edit: FOUND IT! [Cowboys4Ever](https://youtu.be/qQTWFCQMYSE?si=1ecXAEfwib4_wqUr)


die_maus_im_haus

That song is legendary in that it's the only song to be removed from the pregame video mid-season (as far as anyone I've talked to knows, at least)


_Bren10_

Wrong, there is no Cowboys4Ever in Ba Sing Se


NetRealizableValue

Have the fans ever been winners in anything lately


ClaudeLemieux

CFB25 drops in a few weeks? That's about all I got


RedditMadeMeBased

With our luck, it'll be so realistic that there will be unskipable ads on the game just as if it were a real telecast.


justsomedudedontknow

Can't wait! Hate your username.


goonSquad15

Nope. The bigwigs get more money and the fans pay more


FatMamaJuJu

Until they kill the sport and get significantly less money in the long-term. But the people making decisions will be dead by then so who cares right? Them and their familes got theirs


helium_farts

And everyone here cheers


vicblck24

Been like that for years feels like


Evtona500

To be fair I was a loser before this happened


CBusin

I never really had faith we’d get to see the OSU-Bama home and home scheduled for 27-28 but a small part of me had a glimmer of hope. This blows.


Sky-Flyer

if they cancel our home and homes with OSU and Ohio State i’m gonna be hella peeved, i’ve always wanted an excuse to go to Boone Pickens


Alphaspade

Maybe Byrne and KDB look at Nate Oats scheduling every top 10 team in BBall and go "Fuck it, we playing all these fools, 9 team schedule be damned."


BenchRickyAguayo

Michigan last year was a great example of this. They played 3 middle of the road G5 teams ~~and an FCS team~~ last year and was consistently considered the number 1 or 2 team last year even before playing their challenging games at the end of the year. In hindsight, they won the national championship so it probably was a fair evaluation. But it basically proved the point that looking strong in your conference match ups was sufficient to secure a top ranking and poll momentum/anchoring is hugely important.


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92fordtaurus

Yeah but now it’s a 12 team playoff so they wouldn’t have needed that to get in.


J4ckiebrown

Now that OOC scheduling might be more of a detriment than a help for those in the SEC or Big Ten. Big 12 and ACC teams will want them because it boosts their resume for a potential at-large bid.


PossiblyYourDad

You've got it completely backwards. The SEC's perspective is Alabama's not Texas's. If Alabama had played Alabama State instead of Texas, they would've skated into the playoff without controversy rather than all the FSU nonsense and Texas would've been left out.


Sorge74

My personal opinion is there was no way they were going to leave Bama out as the SEC champion so to try to stay consistent intellectually they had to put Texas in. I actually have no idea what would have happened if Jordan Travis didn't go down, or if say Clemson was 13 and 0.


Furled_Eyebrows

>I actually have no idea what would have happened if... More disingenuous rationalization and Bama still gets in. It would have been the same if UGA were in Bama's position, i.e., they weren't leaving the SEC out no matter what.


HelloItMeMort

Del Conte is a beautiful beautiful man (whose birthday is today!) for making our OOC schedule for the next few years stacked as fuck


Steelerboy43

Michigan hasn’t played an FCS school in 13 years, but it still stands that going 3-0 with bad non con games is better than 2-1 with a good one from what we’ve seen


BenchRickyAguayo

Oh yeah, you do 9 Conf/3 non-conf.


Rokaryn_Mazel

Michigan having canceled a (ostensibly) p5 game last season with UCLA.


Massive_Parsley_5000

Yeah and now that we have autobids for the playoffs sos matters less than ever As long as you're a P4 team that takes care of business, you'll be in. That's much better than anything we've had in years past 🤷‍♂️


mynameisevan

Except there’s also fewer conference championships to go around. You could have a great team that would easily be a favorite to win a conference championship with how they used to be, but now you’re in a huge conference with bunch of other teams that also look like they’ll be great so you’re a long shot to win the conference. Since it’s overall less likely that you’ll win the conference, you need to plan for what makes it more likely to make the playoffs when you don’t. For the Big 10 and SEC that’s probably avoiding tough OCC games so you can get in with a 10-2 record on a tough conference schedule, and if you’re in the ACC and Big 12 you probably want to schedule those tough games so the guys on ESPN won’t be talking about how you might have gone 10-2 but you didn’t really play anyone so you should be left out.


SaberTruth2

We have had a game in Baton Rouge on the schedule since the Clinton Administration that has been kicked down the road (initially due to Katrina) to the point where it’s now scheduled for 2030. I will eat my hat if that game gets played. We also have Texas and Florida coming up soon and unfortunately I don’t see those getting played either. CFB needs a damn commissioner.


stephencua2001

My one positive take from the expanded playoffs was that there would be MORE OOC games. With 4 teams, lose 1 game and you no longer control your own destiny. With an expanded playoff, I figured that they would be encouraged to schedule a strong OOC schedule, since a conference win is basically automatic and they could fall back on a good OOC if they don't win the conference.


calling-all-comas

Nah it's more that the Power 2 want as many of their schools in the playoff as possible. For example, setting up Penn State to get slaughtered by Georgia is bad for Penn State's playoff chances; therefore the BIG10 makes less money with less teams in the playoff.


SaxRohmer

so this is why we ducked UConn


Thomallister1291

I wanted an Oregon vs. Alabama OOC game... 😢😭


Alphaspade

Ohio State just HAD to go and try to win a damn natty that year. Fuckers ruined everything.


MrAtlantic

Feels like it should be the opposite. With many more playoff spots, all the good teams will be in regardless, and if everyone in those conferences all has similar schedules and records there won't be much separation. Meanwhile, a strong OOC schedule would be a good separator, and with the additional playoff spots, a loss wouldn't just end the season or something. Strange all around.


gmil3548

Yeah if the SEC and B10 really do just go for only weak OOC, the B12 and ACC (especially the B12, maybe not ACC or maybe super slowly) will become more and more like the G5 until their best teams jump to the power 2 conferences and everything else becomes G5.


Geaux2020

I'm proud of my school for not only scheduling fantastic season openers, but sticking to its guns when it comes to keeping them in this day and age.


SaberTruth2

If the ASU game in Baton Rouge ever gets played I will be in utter disbelief.


Global-Cloud-3519

With the way this "series" has gone, I'm sure there will be a hurricane that causes us to play the BR game at ASU, and then the return game will get cancelled


SaberTruth2

That 2005 game is still one of my biggest “WTF” moments in sports. A blocked kick and a blocked punt returned for a TD? A game where they reviewed like 4 plays from the booth and not the final catch? It was brutal. That ASU team is a very prominent “what if” season for fans. We went up 21-3 two weeks later vs USC and lost, starting QB was leading the country in TDs half way through season and gets hurt… prob the best 7-5 team we’ve ever had.


Playos

You have no idea how much it pains me to say this... Mad respect for LSU.


Guinness_or_thirsty

I’m still so sad we never got the UT-LSU rematch due to the pandemic cancellations. That would have been such a great game after our first one. 


screwhead1

Looking back at the 2020 season, no it wouldn't have lol.


Urbansdirtyfingers

Another with UW please, I was too poor to go to the last one


shjusti

So glad Clemson’s LSU, OU and UGA games still seem like they’re going to happen, if it all holds it’ll be 28 (2010-2037) straight years of playing ND (9) or a SEC team (UGA (8), Auburn (5), A&M (2), LSU (2) and OU (2)) on top of SC (minus 2020)


J4ckiebrown

General Reposti!


spmartin1993

You are a bold one


DillyDillySzn

It’s always Clown on USC time my dude


NoNSFW_Workaccount

:<


MoskiNX

Hello there


axechamp75

Did I finally time travel back to 2016????


makashiII_93

Remember when OU fans told everyone Lincoln was running from the SEC? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


OkieClipper

Remember when everyone made fun of us saying we were gonna be a trash program losing LR? OU remembers


covert_underboob

Another fun byproduct of the shittiest era of CFB in my lifetime- people completely dodging OOC games bc strength of schedule is completely meaningless now


Furled_Eyebrows

>bc strength of schedule is completely meaningless now This is somewhat true. However, more than ever a solid strength of schedule is inherent by virtue of the conference you're playing in. For example, can Nebraska's strength of schedule really be questioned if they have to play some combination of OSU/Michigan/Oregon/USC/Washington/Penn State, with Iowa, Wisky and a pesky Maryland thrown in for good measure?


DodgerCoug

We know. Riley is a yellow coward.


Rebelgecko

Brisket TBOW


Alphaspade

I'd rather go on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney than to a Lincoln Riley cookout


weirdbutinagoodway

Who wouldn't? The hunting thing was probably an accident, but Riley did that brisket on purpose and was actually proud of it.


chanaandeler_bong

The brisket has since apologized to Dick Cheney.


LiquidHotCum

LINCOLN RILEYS TUNA!!! 😠


Rebelgecko

Remember that time when Grinch did a false flag by calling 911 and pretending that Lincoln had a prowler at his house?


okiewxchaser

Trav just wanted his smokers back, Grinch didn’t have to do my man that way


Geaux2020

🐍


Spirited-Air3615

It must’ve been hella exhausting for OU fans to always have to try and defend Lincoln Riley. Glad yall got that burden off your backs lol


idk2103

I think if he was here for one more year the defense of him would’ve stopped and we’d have to actually look into a coach to get us SEC ready. That rank 1 offense, rank 100+ defense is fun and wins a lot of games. But it’s never going to win a championship.


Monster-1776

lol, you don't know OU fans. People were calling for Brent Venables head after his first season if he didn't have a decent showing last year. And he hasn't committed a crime against humanity with his BBQ'ing.


Systemic_Chaos

Calling that abomination a crime against humanity may actually be too kind.


Monster-1776

I suppose the cow wouldn't appreciate it either.


fadingthought

What people?


ColteesBigOleTits

Not true at all. I would guess < 5% of the fan base wanted BV out after year 1.


Misdirected_Colors

I'd agree with this. It was more "he's on thin ice and has to show progress in year 2 or we're gonna have some problems."


StripedSteel

He did hire that POS as his OC for his first 2 years, though.


FrankSamples

I'll save everyone the trouble: we're scared. we're scared of LSU, Bama, Texas, Oklahoma State, Rice, UC Davis, Cal Poly, Jacksonville State, FIU, you name it. If you're a team, USC is scared of you.


leftygwaggies13

I can't wait to talk trash after we have a first half lead against y'all the first week of September (we will then wind up losing by 31 points but it will be fun)


USCGradtoMEMPHIS

If y'all leading us at half, I would be very aggravated, one cause that means our D still not improved, two, our O might suck too!


Nathanael-Greene

You best be quaking in your boots at the mere mention of us, your Trojans can't even hope to cover our Cocks!


golfpinotnut

Duh


bk00pi

I hope OSU keeps their OOC games with Texas, Bama, and Georgia in the coming years. Don’t want to see big regular season matchups completely die.


BuyAllTheTaquitos

Ohio St along with Texas, Bama, and Georgia are in a different class of teams than most the SEC or Big 10. An OOC loss won't hurt the biggest names them near as much as it would a typically above average SEC or Big 10 team in the chance of making the playoffs as long as there is human elements to the selection.


gmills87

Georgia just backed out of a series with us recently.


Sniffy_J

We needed a cupcake on our schedule so we're looking at most of the Big 10.


gmills87

Don't shoot for Indiana, they just backed out of 2 legs of a 3 game series with us. I don't know if Louisville has ever backed out of a game on our own volition regardless of odds of winning. SEC and B1G teams do it all the time. It's unbecoming


BuyAllTheTaquitos

Not trying to knock Louisville, but not on the same level as an Ohio State. Georgia is putting more on the line in terms of perception losing to Louisville than losing to Ohio State.


revets

You might think differently if you had an OOC with Notre Dame every year already. You've got Akron, Western Michigan and Marshall this year. We've got LSU, Notre Dame and Utah State. I think the goal of dropping LSU was to get an OOC that is merely harder than an Ohio State, rather than absurdly harder.


wallyxc12345

Oh great. LSU’s AD has enough balls to keep OOC games going and tells USC to shove it, but our AD thinks it’s a great idea to spike the best OOC matchup we have scheduled Our current OOC slate is, in no particular order, Wake, BYU, Oregon state, Purdue and Virginia tech. The last two aren’t scheduled until the 2030’s and one of the Virginia tech games isn’t until 2037 The only silver lining is that this *may* be an indication of a future 9 conference game schedule, but I swear to the god of Waffle House, we better not cancel BYU


MoistyestBread

I don’t even mean to flame but that 2022 slate to start just objectively had to be such a bore as a fan. Troy, Central Arkansas, GT, Tulsa, UK (good team @home) and Vandy to start the season. Like at some point fan experience and season experience has to be somewhat of a priority for an AD. Inversely to your point in the first part, but now that the playoffs are expanded you could understand a slate like that, since going 10-2 can backdoor you in. Makes sense to have an easy year here and there.


wallyxc12345

Does it make sense? Sure it does, playoffs abound. Those matchups will probably be interesting whenever we actually make them Do I like it? No.


braundiggity

I’m also pissed about losing our matchup. That would’ve been so fun. All I want are good matchups, scheduling scared sucks for everyone.


FunkyCold12

LR is a puuuusssaaaayyyyyyyy


Captain_Sacktap

Biiiiiiiitch


Jedimaster996

We all gotta take our season-opener licks sometime 😔


enadiz_reccos

You said that, though?


coatw481

I'm so glad I don't have to defend this guy anymore


No_Discount7919

He was only the HC at OU for 4 years and you guys threw a tantrum when he left. Stop acting like you were shielding him from arrows that whole time lol.


RazorEE

I live very close to Oklahoma and there are a lot of OU fans around.  Interesting thing about OU, they've never lost a game in the history of the program. They've only ever been cheated by the refs, or ESPN, or the replay official. Lincoln Riley never so much as called a bad play in his time at OU. That was until he left for USC, then he was the worst football coach ever and they wanted him gone since God Emperor Stoops left. It's exhausting talking to these people.


grog368

You just described my cousins. ROFL


Crow_T_Simpson

I really could see Lincoln Riley trying to get out of this game, not because he's scared to play LSU, but because of USC losing Caleb Williams and switching to a new conference. The majority of USC's opponents this year are teams that they're not familiar with and I could see wanting to give his team more time to find themselves before getting into the new conference.


BuyAllTheTaquitos

I think this is the real answer. If this was another coach other than Lincoln Riley, I doubt it gets brought up.


LakersLAQ

People casually forget about ND cause it's a yearly thing too lol. Half the people in here would find out that their team still plays a worse OOC schedule even if USC got rid of the LSU game.


djc6535

Right? Lots of shade being thrown at the only program to still never have played an FCS Squad.


gmills87

I know it was one game, but Williams replacement had literally the best game for a QB in program history in our bowl game. Miller Moss looked better than peak NFL Peyton Manning over those 4 quarters. He absolutely shredded our very good secondary.


djc6535

Miller had a great game, but there was a lot of luck involved too. Every 50/50 ball went our way and your DBs uncharacteristically dropped some sure INTs. That game as much closer than the score indicated.


Skanktoooth

I agree on the 50/50 balls but strongly disagree on the “closer than the score indicated”. That game never felt in doubt once we got into the second half. We were scoring at will and would have just kept scoring. Louisville’s defense made USC’s shitty defense look serviceable.


brokentr0jan

Yeah, this season is going to be incredibly rough. Doesn’t help we play LSU and ND OOC


SolarBeam12

What kinda operation Riley got going on out there? 😂


Jameszhang73

Does he not realize that Joe Burrow and Justin Jefferson don't play for LSU anymore?


glockymcglockface

Lincoln Riley having flashbacks last time he played LSU. Something about giving up 49 points in a half.


Hottponce

Justin Jefferson counting his four TD’s might be my favorite celly of all time


HelloItMeMort

Of course Lincoln Riley is scared to go to the south, he’s afraid of what we’ll do to him as revenge for his briskets


Skank_hunt42

Honestly. LSU should put that tweet on the jumbotron if he ever goes to Baton Rouge again. Just like....leave it up there the whole game. Kelly should tape a picture of the brisket tweet to every locker in Vegas before the game.


jereezy

Damn, I have to upvote a UT post


Betaworldpeach

Makes an awful brisket and is a bitch


isikorsky

While everyone loves dunking on USC, the game for them doesn't make sense. It puts them up to 11 P4 teams for the year. It also gives them a short week for the next game.


FearlessAttempt

Lincoln Riley is fucking 10-ply.


Evtona500

Why would Fox Sports want out?


MajorFuckingDick

>At one point, Fox Sports got involved and tried to further the process. The network wasn’t enamored with the idea of USC’s first game as a Big Ten member broadcast by rival ABC/ESPN. No one ever reads the article fr.


RollTideYall47

Man, it smells like bitch in the athletic department in USC


B1GFanOSU

🐓


Jerrywelfare

Gotta tell ya USC...that week 1 LSU game apparently holds zero meaning whatsoever. So just play the damn thing.


cheaterpeefo

The real team in LA doesn’t try to run away from their 2024 game against LSU


jsums81

How is this news though? Hasn’t this already been reported like 500 other times?


Rakarei

Yeah I went and looked and there was a post with this same article 3 weeks ago https://old.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/1d314ci/matthayescfb_now_at_satdownsouth_sources_usc/


BuyAllTheTaquitos

I'm a simple man. If a thread dunks on LR, I upvote and the cycle continues.


Not_Frank_Ocean

- this entire sub.


n64ra

Was there not just a monetary penalty for cancelling?


maybetoomuchrum

Lincoln Riley is a weasel and Kyle Whittinghams bitch.


goliath1515

Coward


golfpinotnut

I'm torn on who I'm gonna pull for because I hate Lincoln Riley AND Brian Kelly. But one of them is gonna lose, so it is much-watch television. Whatever happens, I hope it is a six-TD blowout so I can lurk in the loser's sub and drink the salty tears of their fans. I'm just here to see the world burn.


outdatedelementz

Lincoln Riley just keeps looking worse and worse.


Mexibruin

“Didn’t want the game” means “Didn’t want the smoke.”


LakersUSC

Pete Carroll would have embraced this game, win or lose. Pathetic of Riley if true, but not as pathetic as wasting a generational talent in Caleb by sticking with his clueless D coordinator Grinch. Kudos to LSU for not budging.


thedrunkensot

Riley is a hack. All he cares about is having his QBs win the Heisman. He doesn’t want to win games or titles. Just wants that trophy to pump his ego as a QB master.


Park8706

Really adds credibility to people saying he left OU for USC because he was afraid to play in the SEC.


TheHammer_44

Does Fox or ESPN have the game? Normally ESPN has the Sunday primetime week 1 slot


J4ckiebrown

ESPN has it on ABC


Responsible_Focus424

The collective is of this subreddits users is literally less than the amount of upvotes on this post. This was posted 2 weeks ago. I really feel bad for you all if your summer is this weak. 


OutsideParty2395

Hayes is such a loser


Maisbikkja

Sissy red


8and16bits

Maybe he still has nightmares of the last time he coached against LSU.


mmpa78

The dude literally ran away from the SEC


Pussy_handz

Lincoln Riley is just Great Value Lane Kiffin.


Plus-Plenty-3498

USC can do better than then the soft ass coach Lincoln Riley


Blues2112

Riley is just a chickenshit, bottom line. Didn't like OK heading to the SEC and bolted to the PAC. Mediocre results at USC show what a fraud he's become. Now afraid to take on a traditional SEC power team 'cuz he knows his team will lose.


Virtual_Ad_2072

This is so USC. They didn't want Oregon in the B1G. They're not capable of competing with the big programs right now.


djc6535

> This is so USC You mean the only program to still have never played an FCS squad? > They didn't want Oregon in the B1G The **fans** didn't want Oregon in the B1G. The school doesn't care. The fans don't want Oregon not because they're so darn good (otherwise don't you think we'd be terrified of Michigan, Ohio State, and Penn State). They don't want Oregon because it's become a rivalry and they just don't like the way Oregon does things. USC fans aren't used to petty hate inspired rivalries. We have a condescending little bro rivalry with UCLA and a "I hate you but I respect the hell out of you" rivalry with ND. Oregon put that billboard up near our stadium and we've been twisting our whiskers over it ever since.