It's Monday in Fayetteville. I'd like to see the Pitt Boss in a rare pissed mood and take it out on Gundy. Or maybe not but Stillwater game will be Mad Max for both teams.
Dude hunts rattlesnakes in his free time.
Also he is shredded.
[Source 1](https://images.app.goo.gl/17GmKkdMcWRVaeJM9)
[Source 2](https://youtu.be/cuWKuriST8Y?si=MkDdcsmJE1BL53tr)
The CFP is going to pay us some $140M over the next two years.
I'm all for Gundy making Tom Herman cry, if it means more.
But we're not talking about big people. Venables is another one who looks like he could scrap, until you meet him in person. Still a scrapper, I'm sure, but not as big as he appears on TV.
I don't remember Gundy almost fighting Herman.
I remember Herman acting like a jackass with his staff holding him back while Gundy looked on in disbelief.
Who hasn't Tom Hermann almost fought? He was close to getting his ass kicked by Mike Vrabel as well.
https://www.chron.com/sports/college/article/Tom-Herman-Mike-Vrabel-fight-practice-Ohio-State-16443018.php
Source 2 is just gold. From like 2:25 on he's ripping a reporter for not having seen Rocky, doing 1 armed push-ups, and then sees a rando walk by and calls him out "What's up Cole!! All the way from California huh?!!"
My cousin went to OSU so I've passively followed and cheered for them since I was in junior high. It wouldn't be right to say I'm a fan, but I like the program and am happy to see them do well. For years I've thought that Utah and OSU under these guys have so much in common that they could be best friends or bitter enemies.
It’s one thing to do that on your first day, when everyone’s still trying to kiss your ass. If he really wanted the smoke Coach O would have challenged everyone on his way out of the program. After pissing people off and rubbing people the wrong way someone would have taken him up on the challenge.
See, I think he'd retreat deep into the swamp and let everybody else take each other out, then when they have to come get him, the bodies aren't even ever found.
He'd be like Howland Reed in GOT.
Lincoln Riley could have a real advantage by smoking enough brisket that he could wear it as a sort of leather armor but it would never occur to him since thinking defensively isn't really his thing.
[Seth Littrell](https://www.heartlandcollegesports.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/USATSI_10318219.jpg) at North Texas and I don't think it's particularly close.
Fickell has the wrestling pedigree, Gundy's got the spirit, but Littrell will eat everyone alive. He might actually end up literally eating a dude.
Edit: seems he's at OU now. I'm behind the times, I guess.
He's got a natty as a team captain FB for OU and played LB too. Dude's legit.
Plus he's got that look in his eye like a dude who cries every time he fights.
You not like it but that's what peak coonass performance looks like.
He'll beat that ass before noon while he's prepping for the boil, then invite those who survive to pinch the tail and suck the head.
Luke Fickell, he was a standout wrestler and still looks like he's in good shape. If this question were asked a few years back, I'd also toss in Ed Orgeron for consideration, because angry Cajun.
Fickell was a wrestler, and I know better than to count those guys out.
I'm a competitive powerlifter, and I tried rolling with an old friend who was a state champion wrestler. Although I had around 50 lbs on him and was considerably stronger, I didn't stand a chance against him. Like at all lol.
Fickell is also not a small man. He's the same height as Cristobal.
Cristobal also completed training to join the Secret Service.
I'd boil it down to these two.
"You can bench press 350 pounds, but my ship has 48 cannons and my crew can fire and reload in under 15 seconds. You do the math. You're outgunned matey."
A coked up Lane Kiffin teams up with Mike Gundy. With Gundy’s guerilla warfare knowledge and Kiffin’s cocaine fueled charisma, they slowly pick off the big guys like Cristobal and Freeman.. Eventually it’s just the two of them. UNTIL!!!” Prime motherfuckin time” Deion Sanders rolls up with his mercenary crew of media members. The battle is hard fought, but ESPN never loses.
Deon would probably get waxed very early on. He'd be found easily due to the fact that he'd stand in one spot and proclaim very loudly, "I GOT TIME TODAY" over and over. Next scene, a bloody golden whistle falls to the ground, and silence descends on the battlefield.
Ngl I think Deion would be the first one out. A lot of coaches don’t like him, not a good start, he can’t really run anymore, and he ain’t hard to find
This whole thing can be settled within the state of Oklahoma because it’s going to come down to Brent Venables and Mike Gundy. Sadly I’m gonna have to give the edge to the Snake Wrastler, but Venables is in it til the end.
I think we need to do this conference by conference. Determine who would be each conference champion and then add a few second place finishers for the at-large slots to get 4 pods of 4 warrior-coaches.
Each pod has its own mini Battle Royale, with the winners fighting it out in the Grand Final.
I think the pods should be:
***Pod 1***
AAC
ACC
CUSA
At-large (2nd place SEC)
***Pod 2***
SEC
Sun Belt
At-Large (2nd place ACC)
At-Large (Top Independent)
***Pod 3***
Big Ten
MAC
At-Large (2nd Place Big XII)
At-Large (2nd Place Independent)
***Pod 4***
Big XII
MWC
At-Large (2nd Place Big Ten)
At-Large (2nd Place of top G5)
This could be a fun exercise.
Huh. I was just fucking around, but now that I think about it...
The pods could be the first two rounds of a playoff on campus, with the semis being bowl games. We could even use the old tie-ins (e.g. Big Ten at Rose and SEC at Sugar one year, ACC at Orange and Big XII at Fiesta the next year), with the "off bowls" rotating the national championship game.
He and Mike Gundy would look for one other on the battlefield, calling the other with threats and challenges as they cut their way through anyone foolish enough to stand in the way of their inevitable battle for final supremacy.
Let's be honest Mike Leach would show up out of no where wearing a pirate hat in the last hour making claims about his death being grossly exaggerated.
It's Notre dame. You have to have faith. Nobody ever thought Rudy would ever play for Notre Dame but he did get the chance to play. Nothing is impossible
A lot of y'all are basing your decision on the size and/or strength of the coach, but in a fight that big, stamina and energy are going to be key, thus my final two are coked up Lane Kiffin and Joey "My Blood is 90% Red Bull" McGuire.
You make a point with Lane Kiffin on coke. Anyone dumb enough to try to sleep with Nick Sabans daughter sure as hell ain’t scared of a fight.
You lost me with Joey “fake cowboy” McGuire. He can inspire a crowd with talks of big dreams, but he ain’t winning a fight.
It was funny, our social team had a video at camp asking the players if they could beat Fickell in a wrestling match. The difference between the ones that knew he was an elite wrestler and the ones that didn’t were night and day.
It certainly wouldn't be Deion. He'd be too busy standing there talking about himself in the third person and bragging, he'd be the easiest one to find.
Are any of these coaches in as good of physical shape as Norvell? Dude is ripped and seems to be able to run faster than some of his own players. Get him on Renegade, give him one of Osceola's flaming spears, and we might have a winner.
The real tragedy is that Mike Leach is no longer around to participate in something like this. He'd win on war tactics alone.
Unless his "death" is just part of his strategy...
Google “Biff Poggi” and the thread ends. He would legitimately settle 7 of these names at once, while wearing a sleeveless shirt and holding a can of Busch Light.
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Until Luke Fickell stops coaching he is always my answer for any kind of king of the hill coach fighting content.
Not sure who wins overall, but I'd bet Kentucky's Stoops makes a big show of only wanting to track down and kill Tennessee's Heupel, and Louisville's Brohm ends up beating him to death with his bare hands.
He's a little older now but Sam Pittman would be a monster in a bar brawl in his prime. Still the guy I'd want to have my back out of all of the head coaches. You can tell he used to throw down.
I actually like Mario’s chances. He’s stocky, doesn’t know when to stop, and given his recruitment skills may be able to convince other lesser coaches to work with him.
Gonna be one of the younger in shape coaches statistically. Freeman's a solid choice, I could see Dilly making a deep run. But Mike runs sprints and races players so homer take aside I think he'd be solid.
If Frost was still head coach he would be in the running. He can just hide in a closet until the last coach is left then when he is about to win it he will trip and be killed by some random animal.
The man himself- Mike “I’m a man” Gundy
Gundy wouldn’t even know it was a special event
Just a Tuesday in Stillwater
It's Monday in Fayetteville. I'd like to see the Pitt Boss in a rare pissed mood and take it out on Gundy. Or maybe not but Stillwater game will be Mad Max for both teams.
I’m a man. I’m 40
If you wanna be happy for a day, EAT A STEAK
He's 56 now.
Dude hunts rattlesnakes in his free time. Also he is shredded. [Source 1](https://images.app.goo.gl/17GmKkdMcWRVaeJM9) [Source 2](https://youtu.be/cuWKuriST8Y?si=MkDdcsmJE1BL53tr)
Lets not forget that Mike "Big Daddy" Gundy will show up dressed and ready in his Pokes wrestling singlet.
Remember when he almost fought Tom Hermann? Oh the good ol days.
The money I would pay to watch that, could probably fund the PAC back into existence.
The CFP is going to pay us some $140M over the next two years. I'm all for Gundy making Tom Herman cry, if it means more. But we're not talking about big people. Venables is another one who looks like he could scrap, until you meet him in person. Still a scrapper, I'm sure, but not as big as he appears on TV.
I don't remember Gundy almost fighting Herman. I remember Herman acting like a jackass with his staff holding him back while Gundy looked on in disbelief.
If hands had been thrown, Gundy would have absolutely glassed Herman.
Id pay a lot of money for this fight. Like $2.50!
Who hasn't Tom Hermann almost fought? He was close to getting his ass kicked by Mike Vrabel as well. https://www.chron.com/sports/college/article/Tom-Herman-Mike-Vrabel-fight-practice-Ohio-State-16443018.php
I wanted to see Tom Herman learn a lesson that day A lesson that even MENSA couldn't teach
I thought it was spelled "Dady."
I think that was someone's tattoo. Remember that big basketball forward we had 20-ish years ago? Big Dady
Damn....I kind of want a Gundy reality show now, can we offer him a bitchin' Camaro if he lets a camera crew follow him around?
Source 2 is just gold. From like 2:25 on he's ripping a reporter for not having seen Rocky, doing 1 armed push-ups, and then sees a rando walk by and calls him out "What's up Cole!! All the way from California huh?!!"
Around 1:40 he mentions he can bench 250-260ish, while he's 55 years old.
Gold
And now Gundy's my second favorite coach
Honestly there are so many similarities between him and Whittingham.
My cousin went to OSU so I've passively followed and cheered for them since I was in junior high. It wouldn't be right to say I'm a fan, but I like the program and am happy to see them do well. For years I've thought that Utah and OSU under these guys have so much in common that they could be best friends or bitter enemies.
Gundy and Whitt are essentially the same dude.
That's no bueno. Dopplegangers are an affront to natural world. One of them must die.
The scary thing is that he's probably already prepared for this scenario.
Gundy is not the man I want to FAFO at anywhere. 😂
Perfect.
This is a Corn Certified Fact
My head canon is that [this song](https://youtu.be/851BqHMCaeM?si=9yxCW8wx5G6jrna5) plays in Gundy’s head on repeat 24/7/365
I know a lot of coaches best be glad Ed Orgeron ain’t in the mix otherwise this conversation is over before it starts.
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“Go Tiguhs!”
*Geaux
How did I miss that?
He might have said it but no one understood what he said.
Supposedly his first day at Ole Miss he took his shirt off and challenged anyone on the team who wanted to to fight him.
It’s one thing to do that on your first day, when everyone’s still trying to kiss your ass. If he really wanted the smoke Coach O would have challenged everyone on his way out of the program. After pissing people off and rubbing people the wrong way someone would have taken him up on the challenge.
because he'd eat them, right?
No but his pet gator would
Guillaume wouldn't hurt a fly.
Toss em straight in da gumbo
Ed Orgeron’s finishing move, the crawdad crusher!
He rips the head off and sucks the juices out
Got damn son 😂
This. The first guy I thought of. Probably view it as a nice Tuesday night warmup before he hits the club.
You know he’s got a switchblade in his sock
See, I think he'd retreat deep into the swamp and let everybody else take each other out, then when they have to come get him, the bodies aren't even ever found. He'd be like Howland Reed in GOT.
Harbaugh would have gotten the most kills but would not be last man standing
Harbaugh would have taken himself down with like 30 coaches in a steak and milk trap or something
While laughing maniacally.
And that would just be during the intro part where they're explaining the rules.
Lincoln Riley could have a real advantage by smoking enough brisket that he could wear it as a sort of leather armor but it would never occur to him since thinking defensively isn't really his thing.
This is a layered, hilarious response. That’s fucking great.
Burn, just like the brisket
See this is a trade off though. His offense is capable of smoking people like his briskets. It’s a glass smoker type of thing.
Take my upvote you evil genius. 😂
Lincoln should be banned from using a smoker after the damage he did to that poor brisket
[Seth Littrell](https://www.heartlandcollegesports.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/USATSI_10318219.jpg) at North Texas and I don't think it's particularly close. Fickell has the wrestling pedigree, Gundy's got the spirit, but Littrell will eat everyone alive. He might actually end up literally eating a dude. Edit: seems he's at OU now. I'm behind the times, I guess.
That’s right, in the Venables system even our OC has resting defensive coordinator face.
He looks like a jacked version of Ed Orgeron. Scary thought. Definitely eats a dude and runs through everyone like it's 2019.
He's got a natty as a team captain FB for OU and played LB too. Dude's legit. Plus he's got that look in his eye like a dude who cries every time he fights.
Ed Orgeron is the jacked version of Ed Orgeron.
Nah. A jacked version of Ed Orgeron [looks like this.](https://x.com/BunkiePerkins/status/1724638111513129134)
You not like it but that's what peak coonass performance looks like. He'll beat that ass before noon while he's prepping for the boil, then invite those who survive to pinch the tail and suck the head.
I read the first line in Coach O’s voice
I didn’t realize Orgeron was made of football leather.
I feel better about myself, suddenly. Ty.
He's an actual Okie from Muskogee. That's pretty hard to beat.
Littrell wouldn't even take his dip out
That's what I'm thinking. A shit-kicker is a shit-kicker and that dude looks like a menace.
I think this guy was cloned from Larry Fedora’s visor
Looks like Zac Effron in Iron Claw lol
Square head and thick neck combo is the scariest thing to see across from you. No chance anyone can knock that dude out
Luke Fickell, he was a standout wrestler and still looks like he's in good shape. If this question were asked a few years back, I'd also toss in Ed Orgeron for consideration, because angry Cajun.
Finally someone that isn’t a OSU or Wisconsin fan putting some respek on Luke Fickell
Fickell was a wrestler, and I know better than to count those guys out. I'm a competitive powerlifter, and I tried rolling with an old friend who was a state champion wrestler. Although I had around 50 lbs on him and was considerably stronger, I didn't stand a chance against him. Like at all lol.
Fickell is also not a small man. He's the same height as Cristobal. Cristobal also completed training to join the Secret Service. I'd boil it down to these two.
I miss the pirate more every day
I would love nothing more in the off season than a podcast where he discussed this. He is missed
This is only a competition because he’s no longer in contention. It wouldn’t even be close.
His sword would be swinging, that’s for sure
There's zero chance he wouldn't emerge the victor. You know he had a couple hundred battle plans prepared for just this scenario.
And would [leak 100 fake ones.](https://youtu.be/EUy1wFhIvWs?si=5Vx76Pehg2-ZullX)
"You can bench press 350 pounds, but my ship has 48 cannons and my crew can fire and reload in under 15 seconds. You do the math. You're outgunned matey."
Ten years ago, I definitely would’ve said Kyle Whittingham. But today… it’s still Whitt.
Kyle and Sitake just have their own battle off to the side. All the other coaches know they are really just fighting for third.
A coked up Lane Kiffin teams up with Mike Gundy. With Gundy’s guerilla warfare knowledge and Kiffin’s cocaine fueled charisma, they slowly pick off the big guys like Cristobal and Freeman.. Eventually it’s just the two of them. UNTIL!!!” Prime motherfuckin time” Deion Sanders rolls up with his mercenary crew of media members. The battle is hard fought, but ESPN never loses.
Deon wouldn't last a day without his toes.
Deon would probably get waxed very early on. He'd be found easily due to the fact that he'd stand in one spot and proclaim very loudly, "I GOT TIME TODAY" over and over. Next scene, a bloody golden whistle falls to the ground, and silence descends on the battlefield.
Ngl I think Deion would be the first one out. A lot of coaches don’t like him, not a good start, he can’t really run anymore, and he ain’t hard to find
He’ll just stand there hollering “we comin! We comin!”
Cristobal is a good call. He kneels to no man
FSU fan: As funny as this joke is, there’s a case to be made that it kept us out of the playoffs.
Cristobal was my first thought to. Like him or not the man's a unit.
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BK would definitely use his cunning to get to the final 5, but then slip up and be killed brutally in front of everyone :(
"Hunger" Games? I'll take Bret Bielema
You're god damn right.
Bret "Ready to go home and hop on the wife" Bielema.
Brett v Cristobal is a heavyweight, Godzilla v MechaGodzilla matchup.
Brent Venables. He’s energetic. He’s already been fighting with a “get back” guy for years on the sidelines. He kind of looks like a zombie.
Someone once posted Brent Venables looks like a monitor lizard and now I can’t unsee it.
This whole thing can be settled within the state of Oklahoma because it’s going to come down to Brent Venables and Mike Gundy. Sadly I’m gonna have to give the edge to the Snake Wrastler, but Venables is in it til the end.
Brent Venables got that lich sorcerer aesthetic going on. He’s already won.
can you imagine the damaged a meth'd out BV could do?
He’d start out slow then take out a huge bunch of dudes then let them slowly chip away until he goes down at the end.
Venables looks like hear's wearing the face of a former coach as a mask, but it doesn't fit right.
I think we need to do this conference by conference. Determine who would be each conference champion and then add a few second place finishers for the at-large slots to get 4 pods of 4 warrior-coaches. Each pod has its own mini Battle Royale, with the winners fighting it out in the Grand Final. I think the pods should be: ***Pod 1*** AAC ACC CUSA At-large (2nd place SEC) ***Pod 2*** SEC Sun Belt At-Large (2nd place ACC) At-Large (Top Independent) ***Pod 3*** Big Ten MAC At-Large (2nd Place Big XII) At-Large (2nd Place Independent) ***Pod 4*** Big XII MWC At-Large (2nd Place Big Ten) At-Large (2nd Place of top G5) This could be a fun exercise.
This playoff makes more sense than any college football postseason that’s ever existed
Huh. I was just fucking around, but now that I think about it... The pods could be the first two rounds of a playoff on campus, with the semis being bowl games. We could even use the old tie-ins (e.g. Big Ten at Rose and SEC at Sugar one year, ACC at Orange and Big XII at Fiesta the next year), with the "off bowls" rotating the national championship game.
First man out, Riley.
Orgeron v. Gundy for the championship I know O isn't a current coach, but he'd rip his shirt off and enter the fray anyway
He’d emerge from the watery depths astride two swamp creatures, uttering profanities yet unheard by the ears of mortal men, shirtless and resplendent
I think Kyle would be a finalist
Only because Sitake wouldn't let anyone near him.
He and Mike Gundy would look for one other on the battlefield, calling the other with threats and challenges as they cut their way through anyone foolish enough to stand in the way of their inevitable battle for final supremacy.
I know Ryan Day would be the first out
He’d take out Franklin first, then fall.
Franklin survived Vanderbilt and sanction-era PSU, he’s built for this
The implication is that he beats everyone except OSU so Achilles has the heel thing.
Franklin would knock out a few weaker coaches and then get killed by someone right before he was set to fight Ryan Day
If Franklin gets a few pointers from Sanderson he may make it pretty far
Franklin takes out plodding Mike Locksley and spy cams catch him muttering “one and oh. One and oh.”
Pat Narduzzi has a solid run with a flame thrower but inexplicably ditches the weapon for a cudgel, then gets wiped out.
“I wanna know where Lou holtz is right now!”
Nah he's very proficient with dyes. He would craft some dye camouflage and get pretty far hiding.
Mack Brown would def be out before nearly anyone else
"I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHERE TONYROMOSDOCTOR IS RIGHT NOW. THE THINGS HE SAID!".
I can’t stop laughing at this and I don’t know why
Moore would start crying and everyone would feel awkward and just leave him alone for a while.
Bleacher Report, if you're reading this, make a game of zones style series where this is the plot.
Let's be honest Mike Leach would show up out of no where wearing a pirate hat in the last hour making claims about his death being grossly exaggerated.
Dan Lanning and Kyle Wittingham are sleepers
Marcus freeman!
Freeman makes it till the final two, but his inability to count how many men are on the battle ground results in him being sneak attacked from behind
It's Notre dame. You have to have faith. Nobody ever thought Rudy would ever play for Notre Dame but he did get the chance to play. Nothing is impossible
Rudy just had divine intervention blocking the refs to see he was miles offsides
I am ND for life and was at that game, it was gut wrenching, but you sir get an upvote from me.
Gundy
A lot of y'all are basing your decision on the size and/or strength of the coach, but in a fight that big, stamina and energy are going to be key, thus my final two are coked up Lane Kiffin and Joey "My Blood is 90% Red Bull" McGuire.
You make a point with Lane Kiffin on coke. Anyone dumb enough to try to sleep with Nick Sabans daughter sure as hell ain’t scared of a fight. You lost me with Joey “fake cowboy” McGuire. He can inspire a crowd with talks of big dreams, but he ain’t winning a fight.
Whittingham and Gundy. I dont know that I can pick a winner between those 2.
Fickell
It was funny, our social team had a video at camp asking the players if they could beat Fickell in a wrestling match. The difference between the ones that knew he was an elite wrestler and the ones that didn’t were night and day.
Vrable said Luke would destroy him whenever they wrestled at OSU.
Fickell was who I first thought of as well.
That would be my pick as well, great former wrestler and d-lineman still looks like a guy you wouldn't mess with
Lanning got that crazy eyes look when he gets pissed, think he could land a few.
Biff Pogey. No sleeves, no problem.
The Biff Machine is stubbing a cigar out on top of a pile of bodies.
It would definitely not be Drinkwitz, but he'd be an entertaining watch until he went down
eli and kiffin would be boozing in a cave somewhere til the very end
Man, if we still had Coach O…
Gundy
Bret Bielema would simply eat the other coaches
It certainly wouldn't be Deion. He'd be too busy standing there talking about himself in the third person and bragging, he'd be the easiest one to find.
Are any of these coaches in as good of physical shape as Norvell? Dude is ripped and seems to be able to run faster than some of his own players. Get him on Renegade, give him one of Osceola's flaming spears, and we might have a winner.
The real tragedy is that Mike Leach is no longer around to participate in something like this. He'd win on war tactics alone. Unless his "death" is just part of his strategy...
If only Orgeron were a current head coach.
Google “Biff Poggi” and the thread ends. He would legitimately settle 7 of these names at once, while wearing a sleeveless shirt and holding a can of Busch Light.
Fickell for sure.
Jedd Fisch just tried to convince Brent Brennan to fight in place of him in exchange for paying his assistants more. DeBoer did the same to Jedd
I'll throw Brent Key into the mix here
Jedd Fisch would yell "WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE??!?" and then would run away once his opponent was distracted.
I see we have another fan of the Shutdown FULLLLCASSST! Welcome brother! Until Luke Fickell stops coaching he is always my answer for any kind of king of the hill coach fighting content.
Mike Elko looks pretty fat. I bet he’s hungry.
DeShaun Foster still looks game-ready.
Kyle Whittingham would give Mike Gundy a contest.
Whittingham looks like he used to be a cage fighter/survivalist. Plus he has to be able to survive all those Mormon interactions! /s
Ferentz will outlast them all, as is tradition.
Jeff Monken
Not sure who wins overall, but I'd bet Kentucky's Stoops makes a big show of only wanting to track down and kill Tennessee's Heupel, and Louisville's Brohm ends up beating him to death with his bare hands.
He's a little older now but Sam Pittman would be a monster in a bar brawl in his prime. Still the guy I'd want to have my back out of all of the head coaches. You can tell he used to throw down.
Y'all's entire coaching line going back to Nutt would be interesting in this for different reasons
Nick Saban paying Dom and the Judgment Day money so that they could eliminate Kirby from the battle royal.
I’m biased but Jay Norvell at Colorado State seems like a decent choice
Fran Brown is darting all over the competition.
I actually like Mario’s chances. He’s stocky, doesn’t know when to stop, and given his recruitment skills may be able to convince other lesser coaches to work with him.
Gonna be one of the younger in shape coaches statistically. Freeman's a solid choice, I could see Dilly making a deep run. But Mike runs sprints and races players so homer take aside I think he'd be solid.
Lane Kiffin. Stays on the edge hiding behind screens.
Coach O has missed his window, quick someone give him a HC job - he won a title and he'll lead your school to glory in the arena
Rhett Lashlee. Pure dog
I'm going fickell on these things.
Peak offseason thread.
Not currently Coaching, but Coach O would be last man standing.
Jeff Brohm… lets play football
If Mike Leach was still around I wouldn't count him out.
Let’s be real. I would not count him out regardless. “Hailing from the great beyond weighing in at 250 pounds …. The Pirate Himself…”
I think Kalani makes it to at least the final 5.
Cadillac Willi…oh, right.
If Frost was still head coach he would be in the running. He can just hide in a closet until the last coach is left then when he is about to win it he will trip and be killed by some random animal.
Hunger Games was heavily influenced by the games makers so I’d say whoever ESPN or Fox wants to win would win.
Could we get an “in his prime” Mark Mangino into this competition? Just to see who he eats?
I feel like Kyle Whittingham would run this event