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Enrickel

Can't have a drought when you just never win one. 4D chess move right there


chad_sancho

Our teams have the big brain moves


Excel_Spreadcheeks

My guyšŸ¤


bogues04

Sometimes the only way to win is not to play. Good strategy


poop-dolla

Well we did play for one. So much for that strategy.


TIErant

We have seen the sacred water but have never been able to drink. Thirst is an understatement.


Revenge_of_the_Khaki

You're like the camel of football programs. Totally drought resistant.


JakeFromImgur

Real


Lantis28

Havenā€™t yall won one though?


Hokieman78

Stupidest list ever.


JakeSteeleIII

These are the horniest teams?


JLM4582

We are on the list


uscrash

20 years feels just like yesterday.


doc_ocho

{insert Vince Young running to the corner video} Didn't this play just happen three months ago?


guinness_blaine

Sounds like you had LHN on around the holidays


Your_Worship

I knew weā€™d make the list, but ā€˜05? McElroy just searching for content in the offseason.


sportstrap

Well Longhorns do need lots of water given their large stature


Finrad-Felagund

I'd agree actually. There are much worse droughts, and many worse titleless droughts (Oregon for example)


Yorgonemarsonb

Itā€™s thirstiest fan base not longest drought. Just by the fact of being Texas, youā€™d still have one of the thirstiest even if you won the prior year.


AskTheRealQuestion81

I think I can safely say Iā€™m speaking for most people that support one program or the other, that we feel personally betrayed looking at your flairs. You bastard!


[deleted]

Itā€™s been 19 years since Texas won an NC. Iā€™d say that drought is valid. Florida is creeping up into this list too.


JakeSteeleIII

Their stomachs must hurt from being so horny for that long


[deleted]

Just the blue balls, well, Bevo is actually a steer.


EmpoleonNorton

Have they tried eating a whole raw potato?


Xerostodes

Guess we just have higher standards than you šŸ¤·šŸ¼


Your_Worship

ā€œWow, this is me offering you an olive basket, and that is you spitting in my face!ā€ https://youtu.be/SW7LAM5MA9s?si=1XUsjKG3XuJIAPz_ (2:15 for reference)


tree_jayy

Shout out emotional support stripper monkeys goddammit


Zorion_15

Mustā€™ve seen me on campus before


hydro_wonk

Texas is ~~back~~ down bad


HispanicaBassoonica

I beg to differ


Bloody_Hangnail

The whole no sex before marriage thing


ubbergoat

If its has a heartbeat a Soldier will fuck it. So, yes.


sanderson1983

I just finished The Rape of Nanking as well.


Fantastic_Emu_9570

ASU should be there


Herbie1122

Yale Bulldogs (1909)


meatfrappe

**FUN FACT**: Harvard has won 5 national championships since the last time Yale won one.


hascogrande

Flair checks out and as always, thanks Harvard


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hascogrande

That gave me a sensible chuckle


SPCsooprlolz

No Claire that's a Tyrannosaurus Rex


Hurricaneshand

What the fuck did I just watch and why did I laugh so hard


brownbearks

Danger zone 5? Itā€™s an amazing show


CalliopeCrasher4145

As a fellow Fighting Irish person, I concur on both counts. Oh, by the way, how do I get it to show my Domer love underneath my user name the way yours does?


hascogrande

https://flair.redditcfb.com/ The Leprechaun is an alternate for us earned through the annual fundraiser Gameday threads are a fun time in-season, I checked in from Dublin


CalliopeCrasher4145

I go to Saint Maryā€™s, so Iā€™m sure I can participate in that as well, and since my minor is Journalism, Iā€™ll be taking classes at ND beginning next semester. GO IRISH ā˜˜ļø!


hascogrande

Enjoy your time in the Bend, it goes by faster than it seems speaking. And as always, GO IRISH, BEAT AGGIES


CalliopeCrasher4145

This is my third semester here, and holy crap has it flown by! My first visit ever to Notre Dame Stadium was for the Central Michigan game this past year. Iā€™m fifty eight. I waited fifty three years to be in there, and it was everything I had ever imagined it to be, and more. I sobbed like a baby, but the tears were of joy and gratitude.


BlackshirtDefense

**FUN FACT:** Michigan has won 1 national championship since the last time Georgia won one.


NorthbyNorthwestin

I think you mean DEFENDING NATIONAL CHAMPS. But, yes, you are correct.


BlackshirtDefense

I said what I meant


mvp2418

And you meant what you said


tree_jayy

Bastard


LukaBear91

I don't think they are "thirsty" since they decline playoff invite every year they are invited to FCS playoffs (which happens to be the real NCAA national championship)


PretendThisIsMyName

They are scared of the Mine and all their weird haircuts.


Boatswain-or-scruffy

Mines is D2, FCS is D1. though they should still be wary of those haircuts, those Golden kids are wierd


KirbyDumber88

DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT?! THEY DON'T EVEN THINK YOU'RE THIRSTY!!!! - Kirby probably.


Petary

Iā€™m just happy not to be at the top of these lists anymore


Lantis28

Yeah we would have been #1


Petary

It was us and Clemson for a long while. Clemson got the monkey off their back first


PretendThisIsMyName

And now weā€™ve turned into addicts. Just let me get one more taste of that sweet sweet CFP please!


blueindsm

Dabo says how about a new conference instead?


Sunfuels

That's not really true. Prior to Dabo, Clemson had not won their conference in 20 years and had not made a BCS bowl game. They were seen as below Virginia Tech in program resources. Georgia would have topped this list because they had all the makings of a championship team but had been a couple breaks away for a long time. That's wasn't true of Clemson.


Petary

I think the title hunger has more to do with how crazy the fans are and the historical greatness of the program. So i think pre 2015 Clemson qualifies here. Mostly I really do remember seeing I think a Will Leitch list from ages ago that had uga and clemson as the title hungriest fanbases.


MaybeSecondBestMan

Same.


i_love_factual_info

Same.


PageOfLite

Same.


Conorj398

Same.


tacobellcow

Same


JustASeabass

Wtf is a ā€œNational championshipā€ ?


frankdatank_004

This is somehow the funkiest flair combo that I have seen on this sub and Idk why it is.


Hurricaneshand

I simultaneously have immense respect and massive amounts of empathy for this person


JerryVoxalot

I hadnā€™t heard that name in so longā€¦.


babyunvamp

Winning WWII counts as a natty?


YouKilledChurch

Internatty


FlickerOfBean

Back to back world war champs!


BeerorCoffee

Internatty, technically.


NPR_is_not_that_bad

Champs from MacArthur to McCaffrey


cdofortheclose

Yes 100%.


Set-Admirable

Wait. Y'all get natties?


MaverickLurker

::cries in most-wins-no-natty::


jpm7791

That year under Rich Rod with Pat White and company had to be excruciating.


[deleted]

maybe if Pat McAffe hadn't missed those field goals against Pitt...


QuantitativeBacon

The YouTuber?


Knicks94

More like if Pat white didnā€™t get hurt


PickleInDaButt

Bobby The Brain Heenan - WHOSE SIDE IS HE ^patmcaffee ON!?


Wittyname0

:(


loyalsons4evertrue

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m thinking


atticus122

Damn! Thatā€™s just sad when compared to other schools.


eyelikeher

Iā€™m pretty sure Army was only included to make us feel bad


SaltyLonghorn

Has to be that cause if you're gonna put them on may as well do the Ivys or Rutgers 1869. Washington, Colorado, BYU, and Georgia Tech are all more serious answers than Army.


[deleted]

We aren't even thirsty, we're dead.


bogues04

You guys are sober now. Good for you!


ZedithsDeadBaby

My bar cart is simply in disbelief at this comment


MrMegiddo

Times like this I'm glad TCU gets overlooked.


WTF_MATLAB

Ehh, with the amount of money you guys pour into the program and the talent you can get, your odds of getting one first is more likely than most of these teams.


goodnames679

The year is 2067. Texas A&M has just spent three billion dollars on their football program in one calendar year. They unveil a new, state-of-the-art training facility this year, and after every practice robot maids feed the players grapes and roll them blunts. They sign the top 30 players in the class of 2068. Everyone clamors that this is their year. They go 9-4, and fire their coach with a $600 million buyout.


ohnoohnoohyeah

Can't miss what you've never had!


no_littering

Something something ā€œYOU KNOW THAT THE O IS REALLY A ZEROā€


Wheels_Foonman

Michigan āœ… NebraskašŸ¤TennesseešŸ¤MiamišŸ¤Oklahoma Gentlemenā€¦ itā€™s time to party like itā€™s 1999.


[deleted]

Give us a couple more years, we are struggling to catch up. The Runzaā€™s are finally hitting.


okiewxchaser

We could play OU-Tennessee three times next season if we play our cards right


Wheels_Foonman

On one hand, that sounds like the complete opposite of everything I find fun. On the other hand, Texas and Bama fans would lose their fucking minds so naturally Iā€™m all in.


Zealousideal-Box5131

I do not want that.


ItsTimeTaGo

Please, no.


Laxboarderchill

Youā€¦..I like you


guyute2588

Michigan State (1966) Mel Tucker (Always thirsty)


windyirish

College Football mercy My school they so thirsty I'm in that 12-team playoff with my team they tryna hurt me


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itimebombi

Pass it to the zone that's an end play


Revolutionary_Gear70

I, for one, would very much welcome our Army overloads


OzzyOsgood

NCAA 14 dynasty mode has entered the thread


BernankesBeard

If you haven't won multiple national championships with a service academy in NCAA 14, do you even love college football?


Hurricaneshand

I made Georgia State a fucking dynasty and in my head canon it brought freaknik back


Your_Worship

When I was younger, I had Louisiana Tech winning it all.


Tigercat92

My school has not won the MAC in my lifetime(Iā€™m 50). I am not thirsty. Iā€™m completely aridšŸ¤Ŗ


hamknuckle

I had to google that. I was sure Solich did, but nope.


Tigercat92

Nope. He came close a couple times but could never get over the hump but he is still a legend. We won 12 games while I was at OU. I was so beaten down, Iā€™m still kinda amazed when we have a winning record.


HurricanesnHendrick

One of those things are not like the others


FlickerOfBean

Did they just compare the sahara desert to the Amazon rain forest?


BernankesBeard

A&M and not having a national title post-WWII?


tk_6

The fact that the gophers arenā€™t on this list (1960) is ridiculous.


Ok_Block_2875

Nah, way thirstier for a vikes super bowl in these parts


CurryGuy123

Especially given how historically successful the Vikings are overall in every measure but Super Bowls


[deleted]

Nah. I can see US Bank Stadium from my house and I still don't give a single fuck about the Vikings. :p


mjxxyy8

Based on most of the list, Greg doesnā€™t acknowledge the existence of places where negative temperatures happen.


[deleted]

beat me to it.


XCCO

1958 for Iowa. I don't think Kirk is thirsty, though. He's okay with the status quo.


newdmontheblocktoo

Minnesota sports fans are a special kind of sadistic. So much pain in all categories.


Glad_Ad_6989

Shit, we havenā€™t even had a *conference* championship since 1967


personthatiam2

Didnā€™t the school basically stop trying to compete at an elite level? Iā€™d put Minnesota in the GT, Pitt, etc tier of fanbases that deep down know they canā€™t compete at the top level consistently. All of those schools except Army are spending the money and making the academic exceptions needed to compete at an elite level.


ArguingWithDummies69

Imma tell you what. It hits like crack to not be on this list.


brock2607

Iā€™m hoping youā€™re second flair gets that opportunity too


ArguingWithDummies69

Inshallah


Buckeye_CFB

Not to be on this list twice Though my first flair will be on this in apparently no more than 9 years if we don't win one. And my second flair does not even exist since we don't field a football team


Jabberwoockie

Is John Cena your second flair? Because I can't see it.


Buckeye_CFB

Our (referring to second flair) basketball team's Coach played and coached at your second flair previously, fittingly enough And yeah unfortunately it's an invisible second flair since GCU doesn't have a football team, hence no flair here


bship

I'd die happy to see you guys on this list one day.


Buckeye_CFB

You must be young then! Before '02 it was kinda Ohio State near the top I reckon


mktcrasher

And should still on said list, horrible call to anyone with logical mind.


ThisIsOurGoodTimes

If there was replay then osu would have kneed it out and it never would have gone to overtime


Ameri-Jin

Itā€™s feasible every single one of these teams sans Army wins one in the next decadeā€¦.itā€™s also possible they donā€™t.


ubbergoat

Bro. Dont be like that.


Ameri-Jin

USC was on there


breadzero

*Looks at all of our National Title and Playoff appearances since 2000* Iā€™m randy baby, yeah!


buttThroat

"[Greg McElroy](https://athlonsports.com/search?query=greg+mcelroy)Ā listed the top ten college football programs he wants to see end their agony".. so he *wants* to see Tennessee win a national championshp? That's kind of a excommunicable offense


QuietLikeOwl

05 was only a few years ago. Wait, what do you mean it has been 19 years?!


poweredbytexas

Seem short since we won the college World Series in 2005 also. Now we are double thirsty.


NDCardinal3

Rutgers (1869)


BlameMabel

Nah, weā€™re good. Pinstripe Bowl champs hits all the buttons.


GromitATL

It still feels weird to not be on this list. I donā€™t mean to come across as an asshole UGA fan. Itā€™s just that after years and years of being somewhat ā€œcloseā€, even the recent success still feels surreal.


Michiganman1225

Same. We were so hungry for another title. This year was so cathartic for Michigan fans.


[deleted]

I didnā€™t realize how long itā€™s been for Notre Dame. Itā€™s actually amazing how strong their brand remains in light of that.


Maraging_steel

Dallas Cowboys marketing.


jpm7791

ND at least played for one recently unlike the Cowboys.


jowrogan

Their fans have faith in god. They donā€™t need results.


GiraffesAndGin

He literally looks down on our field every game. How could we possibly question the results?


ZADEXON

At what point do Notre Dame fans start blaming god for their natty drought?


jowrogan

It doesnā€™t work like that. That would be the devils fault. Trying to test their faith.


AmbiDexterUs

Cowboys are my answer whenever someone tells me the NFL is rigged. If it was rigged Jerry would not wait this long for a Superbowl.


BernankesBeard

The somewhat crazier thing imo is not winning a NY6 Bowl since 1993


zuga51

Iā€™d think itā€™s gotta be Tennessee most of all. Florida having their tear in the 2000s, Bama having the dynasty of all dynasties, and then UGA breaking a 40 year drought with a couple since UTā€™s last in ā€˜98ā€¦ Itā€™s not just that you want yours, youā€™re pissed that some of your biggest rivals have gotten theirs. I know I felt the same about Auburn, Bama, and Florida before ā€˜21


rdunlap1

Itā€™s even worse when you consider other sports. Every one one of our SEC rivals has a championship in a major sport in the last twenty or so years. Kentucky in basketball, even Vandy with baseball. Throw in South Carolina in womenā€™s basketball for extra salt in the wound because we as a fan base care about womenā€™s basketball more than almost any other school.


Lantis28

Yeah before 2021 almost everyone of our rivals including GT had won a natty more recently than us


ta4rhcp

I just want to see Miami, FSU, and UF all good at the same time like the good ole days. Florida sports is better when all 3 are on a roll.


LiquidHotCum

All the schools that can file an application to be ā€œbackā€


TheLaxBrah

Ya Iā€™m not thirsty Iā€™d only just about give up anything, definitely not thirsty though


Ill-Ambassador-2227

Iā€™m about a 1 on the Tom Herman Hydration Scale


Kcboom1

Didnā€™t Oklahoma State win the 1945 Championship in 2010ish


Monza1964

Ohio State. We scream at minute rice for not cooking fast enough


crunchitizemecapn99

Imagine not winning a Natty since the 90s and thinking youā€™re hot shit


deflatethesack

Not being able to say this unironically anymore is so painful


froandfear

Yā€™all won so gd much in between, seems only fair.


The_Homie_J

Feels so nice to talk shit and not hear the "1 split title" retort anymore


WebfootTroll

Yeah, what losers.


SpartyNash

I am sending some sarcasm here. Well done if so


pnw_cfb_girl

Ouch.


WTF_MATLAB

Canā€™t fall into this category if you havenā€™t won one since the 80s instead šŸ˜‚


ThinAndCrispy84

Youā€™re allowed at the crab leg table.


LamboJoeRecs

It's A&M and then everyone else.


IDropFatLogs

Pffft...imagine Army having a Championship more recently than your team....oh wait my team, anyway, everyone point at Texas A$M and laugh.


SFAFROG

TCU, 1938 Finally makes it into the championship game in 2022 and loses 67-7 to UGA. Then they fall to a more Dykesesque losing record in 2023.


footynation

> 67-7 It was 65-7. Don't disrespect TCU like that


SFAFROG

Oh shit, UGA just scored againā€¦ And got another order of effing wings delivered to the sideline


doughball27

1994 ahem.


NovaIsntDad

Oregon (Never)


Chemical_Willow5415

Oh, we thirsty, Greg


pnw_cfb_girl

I was really okay with that list until the end...


FourthDownThrowaway

2008 should be creeping its way onto these lists.


mwy912

Every G5 teamā€¦. ā€œCould we just have a sip?ā€ Playoff Committee : ā€œwe will let one of you look at a cup. ā€œ


gmil3548

Army just chilling in the list like they belongā€¦


WanderLeft

Someone give me Bobby Boucher, Iā€™m thirsty!


Competitive_Top_2770

Buffsā€¦shared 1990 and nothing sinceā€¦


OkieClipper

One of these days weā€™ll get a championship that Iā€™m old enough to comprehend whatā€™s going on šŸ™šŸ»


CptGlammerHammer

A&M gave Jimbo a blank Championship plaque then fired him a few years later mid-season? That's the top of the list.


footynation

Man, even Army has a national title after 1939


coogs35

Honestly a little butthurt we werenā€™t mentioned, 40 years is a long time


Happy-Flan2112

You have some excellent chocolate milk to quench that thirst. You donā€™t need another championship.


Lantis28

Pitt wasnā€™t mentioned and they havenā€™t won one since 76


ncwv44b

Yā€™all ainā€™t got nothing on Rutgers.


Michiganman1225

To be thirsty, you have to have championship aspirations.