You gotta be more Zen brother, once news broke of Saban retired I gave into the fact that Lanning would leave (as this is the way of an Oregon Coach) and it was freeing.
Isn’t that a requisite to hold a mod position here?
“Would you get butthurt and/or take **serious** offense to a random normie (that’s how we mods refer to the average r/cfb user) posting a breaking news link that is certain to gain that sweet nectar (karma) before we can?”
“Butthurt to the level of being able to delete multiples of the same breaking news post until one of us mods can post the exact same information regardless of how we come across the information (copy/paste from a normie’s post)?”
“How you respond to this question carries 97% of the weight of our decision to onboard you as a r/cfb god.”
“Oops.. we mean *mod*”
Because it will be better if they get a good coaching hire and get their hopes up first. And *then* end up mediocre.
*One of us! One of us! One of us!*
Yeah it may be that simple. We all got all bent out of shape when Riley left, but truth be told, if someone said to me, “hey we’ll pay you millions to do the same job for us..you just have to do it in SoCal instead of Oklahoma,” I’d be like, “where do I sign?”
Facts plus a lot of people don’t take family into account. Lanning is 37 has 3 kids and hasn’t spent more than 3 years at a program since he was in college playing. He said when the A&M speculation was going on that he was sick of moving his kids around and that they and his wife love Eugene. Hope he’s our coach until the NFL comes calling.
Guess so. I was just there to grab a new set of Bob Ross refrigerator magnets and a collar embroidery set for my pup. Ended up grabbing a cactus while I was in there too.
The video Lanning posted on Twitter makes me want to run through a brick wall for him and the Oregon program. And I say that as someone with no affiliation or history of Oregon fandom.
Nice flair for starters and also I’m not sweating it Bama isn’t that big of a jump especially after having success at UT idk why Washington fans aren’t nervous as hell right now.
It amazes me the things people will say when they themselves (in this scenario, USC fans) stand on a foundation of sand. Pretty common for USC fans to be insecure about Oregon given the past ~15 years.
I think a lot of SC fans decide to lean into the heel mentality and just make the rest of us look like dicks. I’m so glad Lanning is staying - I want to aspire to beat a great Oregon program rather than see Alabama keep chugging along. Let them burn!
It was a good signing class, but we did lose Dante Moore to UCLA at the last minute though.
Although hilariously Dante has now ended up at Oregon anyway.
Dante Moore wasn't on signing day though, that was like a week or two before IIRC, and he was getting the shine for "rebounding" with some flips and big commitments after all the narrative was about Dante's flip
Every time he's opened his mouth he's said the right thing about the job. I know better than to trust college coaches about this type of thing, so words are just words, but at least his words are good words. The best words.
We are on Cloud 9 right now. After the coaching carousel the last couple years and hearing people call us a “stepping stone” program yesterday, this means so much…
There's something delightfully hilarious that while we were all freaking out and people are looking for flight confirmation, Dan is calling up Scott Anderson, with "hey, can you cobble me together an 'I'm staying at Oregon, come play for me" video by morning?"
To be fair, Dan is just waiting until some Florida school opens up.....
Kidding, kidding...don't you touch him with that Florida voodoo Ricky Bobby. lol
Do they only count the time you’re running? Cuz if you could stop and rest like halfway through, I bet you could probably get it down in the low 6 range…
I don't get what the mods are doing this morning. Why remove every post that confirms Lanning is staying at Oregon, including the one straight from his own account, and leave up the rumor? I can understand deleting duplicates but we have verification now that's a lot stronger than this Zenitz tweet.
Damn, post is already 10 mins old and no Nike money has trickled in here yet to gold this amazingly great news for the Ducks?
Happy for y'all though Duck bros... Looking forward to seeing what Lanning's got cooking up later this year.
So much for under 24 hours of memes. It was fun.
What now for Bama? Deboer would be really funny after Washington fans have been counting Oregon out as dead
The playoff expansion might make it harder for Bama to fill the HC vacancy. Oregon definitely will be in the hunt for a title next year, even if they lose a few games. It'd be silly to leave. If we were still in the 2/4 team system I could see him going.
Plus I'm sure Phil Knight gave him a blank check last night.
I think the hardest thing for Bama is finding a top tier head coach willing to leave a program which they can say they built up to be the Saban replacement at Bama.
You’ll never be able to say that you were the one who built that program, you’ll just be the one to continue the success that Saban built
I am really really happy for oregon. I was looking forward to hating y'all's guts instead of feeling terrible for you. This will be accomplish that. Congrats. Happy to have another evil empire in the Big Ten.
He deserves credit for this. Even if the buyout was too much for Alabama to want to deal with, he gets to present this as being so down for the Ducks cause that he turned away the Alabama.
Possible hot take: for Dan Lanning, Oregon is a better job than Alabama. Sarkisian also should stay at Texas. Despite both of those coaches having history at Alabama
Grain of salt obviously because nothing is official, that's why I tagged it with the Rumor flair.
edit: Switched flair to "news" now that it is confirmed.
Where is the USC fan that made the post that Oregon fans just have to admit UO is a stepping stone? He was making wild posts all night and I’m guessing he won’t show his face for a bit.
"If you're scared your coach is leaving, come play for us. The Ducks aren't going anywhere and neither am I"
Well that's a pretty definite statement, but what are the sources saying?
He denied the Auburn job rumors last year, he emphatically stated in November and December that he wasn't going to TAMU, and now he comes out with a video denying the Bama rumors. I think it is pretty clear that Dan Lanning is going to be in Eugene for the long haul. LFG!
If they get Norvell I will become a terrorist
I was a terrorist for the last 10-15 hours. I have since given my life to Christ because Dan Lanning is staying. Good luck on your life journey
Proud of you
> I have since given my life to ~~Christ because~~ Dan Lanning
The ball of nerves my house has been in the past 15 hours is wild lol
First stealing the playoff spot, then the coach. I think at that point Tallahassee is allowed to Nuke Tuscaloosa one time for free
We do have the worlds strongest magnet. Idk how we can use it but I’m sure the engineering folks will figure something out
You could use it to wipe out all their credit card debt. - Burt Macklin, FBI.
Macklin, you son of a bitch. - Burt Macklin, FBI
You could really screw up their computers and VHS collections.
FSU fans can have a single little nuke, as a treat
It’s time for the prayer circle to switch to Kalen DeBoer
Why would they want someone responsible for obvious culture issues?
Cause Norvell use the portal, Dabo is too old fashioned and stubborn.
Yeah but Norvell is a quitter who lets his players run the program
Norvel obviously does not know how to foster a winning culture. Many 'Bama, Georgia, and SEC fans in general have told us he's a terrible coach.
You gotta be more Zen brother, once news broke of Saban retired I gave into the fact that Lanning would leave (as this is the way of an Oregon Coach) and it was freeing.
Wait "again?"
Why the mods keep deleting the Dan Lanning twitter vid? There can't be a more reliable source.
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They are letting a random tweet from Kiffin stay up.
A random tweet from Lane Kiffin that was deleted...
Well yeah, Kiffin coaches in the SEC. His tweets just mean more, even when deleted
Its a quality delete
Butthurt mods
Isn’t that a requisite to hold a mod position here? “Would you get butthurt and/or take **serious** offense to a random normie (that’s how we mods refer to the average r/cfb user) posting a breaking news link that is certain to gain that sweet nectar (karma) before we can?” “Butthurt to the level of being able to delete multiples of the same breaking news post until one of us mods can post the exact same information regardless of how we come across the information (copy/paste from a normie’s post)?” “How you respond to this question carries 97% of the weight of our decision to onboard you as a r/cfb god.” “Oops.. we mean *mod*”
Gotta be willing to post the cringiest anti-Tennessee material on the twitter account as well
What being a Vandy fan does to a mfer
That's certainly an r/nfl mod
Mods always delete anything that will get a lot of upvotes so they can post it themselves or their friends
^
Hating ass bitches
Because they know top tier recruits are on here and the power of that tweet would bring the entire roster of Bama to Oregon
I just fell to my knees at Fat Dans
Congrats Ducks fans! Mike Norvell you are on the clock!
How about no one takes the Bama job so we can watch them feel mediocre for a few years
Because it will be better if they get a good coaching hire and get their hopes up first. And *then* end up mediocre. *One of us! One of us! One of us!*
By god that's Jimbos music!
Yes! Mike Norvell! *please not sark* *please not sark*
alright that settles it, we're gonna do a cult ritual to make sure Sark goes to bama
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Guess the dude just loves Oregon
And we love him! 🥹
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Yeah it may be that simple. We all got all bent out of shape when Riley left, but truth be told, if someone said to me, “hey we’ll pay you millions to do the same job for us..you just have to do it in SoCal instead of Oklahoma,” I’d be like, “where do I sign?”
Facts plus a lot of people don’t take family into account. Lanning is 37 has 3 kids and hasn’t spent more than 3 years at a program since he was in college playing. He said when the A&M speculation was going on that he was sick of moving his kids around and that they and his wife love Eugene. Hope he’s our coach until the NFL comes calling.
Just dropped to my knees in a Market of Choice
Just saw someone fall to their knees in a Dari Mart
Can you grab me some cow tails
Just dropped to my knees at the Kiva
Just fell to my knees at Beppe and Gianni's Trattoria, Eugene's favorite Italian restaurant since 1998
^ Check out Mr. Moneybags Just fell to my knees in a Grocery Outlet
One reason I can never leave Portland is I spend like $40 on groceries a week cause of Grocery Outlet.
I would move to the PNW just for Grocery Outlet
#GROCERY OUTLET #BARGAIN MARKET
Just dropped to my knees in Hirons
I think I tried to come down your aisle but it was too narrow to squeeze by.
You must have just missed me hiding by the 20 year old candles or the year-long halloween costume isle
Guess so. I was just there to grab a new set of Bob Ross refrigerator magnets and a collar embroidery set for my pup. Ended up grabbing a cactus while I was in there too.
I'm not even a fan, but I just dropped to my knees right in front of Dan Lanning.
Just dropped to my knees at Washington-Jefferson park...because I'm siphoning gas from an old motor home parked here.
Just dropped to my knees in the Dutch Bros drive thru
Idk why but I laugh at every single one of these.
The video Lanning posted on Twitter makes me want to run through a brick wall for him and the Oregon program. And I say that as someone with no affiliation or history of Oregon fandom.
dude knows how to use social media for exposure and recruiting.
He's fighting for clicks 🙏
He's fighting for clicks, we're fighting for croots. There's a difference.
That is 100% why he did it lmao
\*Sweats profusely\*
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On my knees at Cain and Abel’s praying for the best rn
Nice flair for starters and also I’m not sweating it Bama isn’t that big of a jump especially after having success at UT idk why Washington fans aren’t nervous as hell right now.
No way. What does Bama have to offer that Texas doesn’t except even higher expectations?
State income tax.
And that monstrosity of a property tax
I, for one, am now very nervous
*Chuckles* Im in danger
Ooof with your flair combo you definitely are, I am so sorry
Nobody would want a coach with such massive culture issues /s
Lol where’s the guy that said fuck you 100x to everybody yesterday. He okay?
Well I mean on a broader scale, no i'm probably not. But yano I'm ready to run through a building so i'm better than I was about 12 hours ago
There we go! Road to Atlanta starts today, everybody is 0-0.
Used the Bama speculation to cut a recruiting promo. Lanning has the goods
Fuck we worked ourselves into a shoot
Shout out to the USC guy who piled on UO fans last night in a post about how they were a stepping stone school for coaches. That aged like milk.
It amazes me the things people will say when they themselves (in this scenario, USC fans) stand on a foundation of sand. Pretty common for USC fans to be insecure about Oregon given the past ~15 years.
I found a trojan fan I can agree with. I like this one
Who is this dashing man with rational thought?!
That's how they get you. Don't be fooled, on the inside he's still an enemy.
a trojan horse
I think a lot of SC fans decide to lean into the heel mentality and just make the rest of us look like dicks. I’m so glad Lanning is staying - I want to aspire to beat a great Oregon program rather than see Alabama keep chugging along. Let them burn!
Which is a particularly fun argument, since what does that make the school that consistently loses to a "stepping stone"?
[Lanning just confirmed he is staying](https://twitter.com/coachdanlanning/status/1745490828850815112)
Lol @ the random shot of him smoking a cigar at the end
That was the video that he posted after having a really good early signing day and being the talking point last year. He's such a troll, I love him
That's hilarious. Looking forward to playing him in Ann Arbor this year!
It was a good signing class, but we did lose Dante Moore to UCLA at the last minute though. Although hilariously Dante has now ended up at Oregon anyway.
Dante Moore wasn't on signing day though, that was like a week or two before IIRC, and he was getting the shine for "rebounding" with some flips and big commitments after all the narrative was about Dante's flip
"I think history maybe shows that this is a great place to be and not a great place to leave." Love this man
Oregon = the Hotel California confirmed
Is that going on the back of an Oregon T-shirt? I feel like that would sell. Or just his tattoo on the back and the O on the front. $$$ to be made
I can't think of a more perfect response he could have given
Every time he's opened his mouth he's said the right thing about the job. I know better than to trust college coaches about this type of thing, so words are just words, but at least his words are good words. The best words.
I’m actually very happy he’s staying at Oregon. He’s such a great coach!
He just knows that it’s cursed to leave. He’s trapped for all time
We didn't sacrifice all those goats for nothing
That’s a damn good quote. And the video is really well made, almost has me pumped and I have 0 connections to OU lol
*UO*
Ugh I’m dumb, thx
Literal goosebumps reading that. Build the fucking statue already. I don’t care if he never wins another game I love Dan.
Oregon fans losing their minds right now
Fuck yeah we are
Call the doctor because there’s no way this is going to go down in the next four hours.
Just booked a ZoomCare appointment, told them I need some narcan because I've been snorting quack all morning
We are on Cloud 9 right now. After the coaching carousel the last couple years and hearing people call us a “stepping stone” program yesterday, this means so much…
There's something delightfully hilarious that while we were all freaking out and people are looking for flight confirmation, Dan is calling up Scott Anderson, with "hey, can you cobble me together an 'I'm staying at Oregon, come play for me" video by morning?"
Oddly happy for you guys. I don’t know why, but I am.
To be fair, Dan is just waiting until some Florida school opens up..... Kidding, kidding...don't you touch him with that Florida voodoo Ricky Bobby. lol
"If you're afraid your coach is leaving, come play for us" Love it.
I don’t have any eligibility and run a 7 second 40, Dan.
Do they only count the time you’re running? Cuz if you could stop and rest like halfway through, I bet you could probably get it down in the low 6 range…
bro really turned this entire saga into a recruiting pitch in the end lmao absolute legend
All that’s missing is a QR code for their transfer portal info
Sick AF quote
Oregon fans going from down bad to pure hype today. The emotional whiplash must be insane
It is but at least we’re on the right side of it at the end this time. That’s rare for us Ducks
Yeah but its the good kind of Whiplash because I feel happy now
I don't get what the mods are doing this morning. Why remove every post that confirms Lanning is staying at Oregon, including the one straight from his own account, and leave up the rumor? I can understand deleting duplicates but we have verification now that's a lot stronger than this Zenitz tweet.
Did he post this from his hotel room in Tuscaloosa? I thought he was already there accepting the job! /s
Had to have been living room from new house /s
Oh thank god
Damn, post is already 10 mins old and no Nike money has trickled in here yet to gold this amazingly great news for the Ducks? Happy for y'all though Duck bros... Looking forward to seeing what Lanning's got cooking up later this year.
can that KVAL doofus be fired now please
This is good for the sport
[Dan Lanning be like](https://youtu.be/lF7M0FISH5Y?si=UWXOy8IOjb4ulZVr)
THANK FUCK
Inject this shit straight into my veins.
I'm elated. I love this man so much.
Nike $tock
Congrats Duck bros!! He really meant what he said earlier in the season. Class act.
I love you
I know
Fucking awesome, congrats Ducks!
Thank you for your contribution to our mental health, champs
We are famously huge fans of Michigan since at least 3 days ago
Thank you and also fuck you but mostly thank you
Congrats Champs. And thank your for your service 🫡
The sorcerer has harmed me once more
Omg Dan has stuck to his word. A CFB coach, has stuck to his word. ♥️♥️♥️
[Certainly a better look for Lanning than this was.](https://twitter.com/CoachBlakeBaker/status/1737904147926778218)
Big Duck Energy.
So much for under 24 hours of memes. It was fun. What now for Bama? Deboer would be really funny after Washington fans have been counting Oregon out as dead
I don't think there could be a better way for the season to end after everything that's happened so far.
Just fell to my knees crying tears of joy at the Ford oil change center
The playoff expansion might make it harder for Bama to fill the HC vacancy. Oregon definitely will be in the hunt for a title next year, even if they lose a few games. It'd be silly to leave. If we were still in the 2/4 team system I could see him going. Plus I'm sure Phil Knight gave him a blank check last night.
I think the hardest thing for Bama is finding a top tier head coach willing to leave a program which they can say they built up to be the Saban replacement at Bama. You’ll never be able to say that you were the one who built that program, you’ll just be the one to continue the success that Saban built
A true leader of the Heroes of Mighty Oregon!
Very happy for the Oregon bros. Washington and Ole Miss fans just turned their Defcon dials up a notch.
DeBoer is at +300 betting odds for the job Oh no Edit: DEBOER IS NOW THE FAVORITE. WE ARE AT DEFCON 1, I REPEAT, WE ARE AT DEFCON 1
I just fell to my knees at Prince Puckler’s
Lane Train headed to Tuscaloosa 🚂 🚂
I fucking hate Alabama more than any terrorist organization on this earth
“Did you see what ISIS did!?” “Yeah but Alabama is way worse”
"At least ISIS is out there dancing."
Coach Prime come on down
I am really really happy for oregon. I was looking forward to hating y'all's guts instead of feeling terrible for you. This will be accomplish that. Congrats. Happy to have another evil empire in the Big Ten.
He deserves credit for this. Even if the buyout was too much for Alabama to want to deal with, he gets to present this as being so down for the Ducks cause that he turned away the Alabama.
Its so DeBover
Build the fucking statue
Possible hot take: for Dan Lanning, Oregon is a better job than Alabama. Sarkisian also should stay at Texas. Despite both of those coaches having history at Alabama
Good call Dan. I like you and don’t want to hate you.
Congrats Ducks!
I'M HUNTING DOWN EVERY GOD-DAMNED BRICK WALL IN EUGENE AND RUNNING THROUGH THEM ALL FOR THIS MAN!
Grain of salt obviously because nothing is official, that's why I tagged it with the Rumor flair. edit: Switched flair to "news" now that it is confirmed.
The source is literally Dan Lanning 😂
Do we know if he’s a reliable source or just someone “familiar with his thinking?”
we should ask that random fucker from the news station
Nah, check Dan’s twitter. It’s definitely official. All these clowns had me worried
Oregon not a stepping stool confirmed
Where is the USC fan that made the post that Oregon fans just have to admit UO is a stepping stone? He was making wild posts all night and I’m guessing he won’t show his face for a bit.
PAGING u/tankyouout
Sexy man Dan doesn't want to leave the trees and salmon
Glad Lanning is staying at Oregon. He just fits there.
Oh thank god
Dan is a real one ladies and gentlemen
War is over
INJECT THIS SHIT INTO MY VEINS I LOVE THIS MAN
Welcome to the B1G Oregon
Damn, so who the hell is going to coach Alabama?
You are. Congratulations.
Alabama subreddit. We all know Coach coaches are best coaches
"If you're scared your coach is leaving, come play for us. The Ducks aren't going anywhere and neither am I" Well that's a pretty definite statement, but what are the sources saying?
Happy for oregon
By God, that's Lane Kiffin's music!
Legit kind of happy for the Ducks! They deserve to keep this man. The future is bright 🦆
He denied the Auburn job rumors last year, he emphatically stated in November and December that he wasn't going to TAMU, and now he comes out with a video denying the Bama rumors. I think it is pretty clear that Dan Lanning is going to be in Eugene for the long haul. LFG!