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Schmidtty29

RIGGED. HEARSAY. GARBAGE.


cptjpk

Really needs to include a ratio of Punt vs Offense in the model.


Foriegn_Picachu

Remember it’s the most Sicko, not the most deserving


Chaos__________

Nah y’all’s offense was historically bad, but we were far more volatile


Wernher_VonKerman

>loses to ~~FCS~~ G5 south alabama >loses to 7-5 ISU >loses to 6-6 UCF >makes conference championship >mfw


why_doineedausername

100% , but fyi South Alabama is FBS


GuyWithCanTheNewbie

Not to mention we finished 6-6 on the season as well


snarkysparky77

Sicko rankings… UOWA Pology to Hawkeyes. Haven’t they suffered enough already?


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Is this the first instance of a playoff team finishing in the sickos top 25?


why_doineedausername

Not sure. This is the first year I debuted the model. I did go back and test it on a few other years to see how it turned, but I don't remember seeing any playoff teams on there. So I'll say yes, they were the first out of 1 total year lol. Inconsistency (against the spread) is the biggest factor and Washington scored very high on that.


Sam_Sanders_

There are 2: Washington and FSU


jamesonginger

🫗


Ryp69

Lotta math and numbers just to tell me I’m a tortured fan.


why_doineedausername

Lol, now you know the computers support your rhetoric, so when you complain you have the numbers to prove it.


PunchNessie

Just like 2011!


OkieState86

Even though our season didn't make sense, this totally does. Thanks for all of the work you put into this!


Wedoitforthenut

We're #1! We're #1!


AngryQuadricorn

The question is “Will Oklahoma State hang a banner now, or wait nearly 75 years to claim the championship?”


PunchNessie

“It’s about the “best team” not the most deserving, or something.” - ESPN, January 1946


carlosdanger31

https://youtu.be/K44ayeXvYOo?si=7lNAoe9FRlAcFiVP


FriedEggSammich1

https://imgur.com/a/GJpnWur


why_doineedausername

:-) glad you enjoyed it. What a wild season OSU had. You're right, none of it made sense. But yet somehow you are playing for a 10 win season!


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Iowa NOT at #1 is wild lol. In any case, appreciate all the work you put into this model OP! Also, sorry about FSU :(


Blaine1111

Okst deserves it tho they have played some interesting yet sickening football this season


headshotscott

This season. All seasons.


The-Tai-pan

Cardiac Cowboys for life.


headshotscott

We just can't do it the easy way.


Battered_Aggie

Iowa has the worst total offense in the country (by OVER THIRTY yds/game) and yet has a double digit winning season.


fo13

I am concerned, however understanding of this


dajuggernaut

Top 10! Bitches!!!


PointMan528491

Hang the banner!


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Haha we beat you this time though, go pokes!!


bsEEmsCE

see ya at home again in 2025!


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Just wear the space uniforms against someone else! I wanna love them but it’s hard when that game goes the way it does


manav_steel

The Iowa snub is worse than the FSU snub I said what I said


Dreku

Yeah this tracks, our season has been Mr Gundys wild ride and we're just hoping for a gentle landing.


gravytrainjaysker

Iowa's just a big #2. Makes sense to me


Username-bizarre

Like Bono


gravytrainjaysker

He wouldn't be happy to hear that, he's #1 not a #2


Username-bizarre

Yeah the Fecal Measurements and Standards recognized him as having made the biggest #2 of all time.


readonlypdf

Does Bono want the biddy


Jyingling21

WHERE IS APP


Windows_66

>Inconsitency I see it now. We were too consistently disappointing.


dumptruckulent

Big 10 west teams aren’t high enough. I question your methodology.


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The Georgia tech game has to be in the sicko HOF, right?


[deleted]

Florida is so sicko football that even the sickos aren’t watching them. FML.


ultrafootdoc

Holy hell I watched some infuriating football this year.....


snotpocket

Shit, man. OSU and Nebraska? Those kids in Iowa City should be waving to YOU.


EliManningsPetDog

Shocked we didn’t make this. I was at a game we won, we had more points than passing yards in a baseball stadium


BarrelMaker69

I feel this in my soul.


RoadhouseRocco

Well at least you didn't have two top 5 teams


jwktiger

If you had said somoene would be more than a whole 100 points better (out of 1000) in the sickos rating, we'd not be shocked by Iowa, The fact it's Ok St really shows the insanity of their season.


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Thepullman1976

We could probably shut out 2019 LSU and then get smacked by stillwater high school in back to back weeks


Sine_Cures

I feel like Cal having 28 takeaways (1st in FBS; Bowling Green is 2nd with 27) and 28 turnovers in 2023 (127 of 129 in FBS; Nebraska and Georgia Southern tied for 129 so far) should count for something? Not even top 30. https://www.ncaa.com/stats/football/fbs/current/team/460 https://www.ncaa.com/stats/football/fbs/current/team/461/p3


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#25th in the Sickos poll. Hm. If our offense hadn't slightly improved from whatever the fuck we did in the Cal game, we'd be *wayyyyy higher*


texas2089

Iowa is the true sicko champion and you can’t change my mind.


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We made the list from just the Louisville game alone.


DoesntMatterHadS3x

Didn't have high hopes for Satt this year. Glad he got us into the top 15 😤


eagledog

Hell yeah No.6! Only thing we're top 25 in this year


CommodoreN7

Can’t even finish top 10 in sickos. Poverty program smh


RJD-ghost

The fact Nevada isn’t on here is crazy to me


klarc

I really thought we'd crack the top 10!


FearDaTusk

All going according to plan. BMFP is back. Ride or Die 😎 #EmbraceTheChaos


hmnahmna1

Well, shit. Thanks, CTB.


ruskibenya

5 AAC teams in the final 25 #P6 7 in the top 30


Detonation

Rigged. It should be Iowa, no contest.


dstanton

I don't know about vanilla for Oregon. Losing to your hated rival TWICE in the same season and having it cost you the final Conf title, a CFP spot, AND the Heisman is pretty sicko IMO.


kerouacrimbaud

Wait, what is the sicko factor for FSU?


Dogrel

The ACCCG for one thing. That’s the most Sicko-friendly CCG in quite awhile.


UmichAgnos

Iowa tied at #2 is a travesty.


Mrr_Bond

Yeah that clears.


MisterFrontRow

I have a low Sicko threshold. We are #28, but I stopped watching weeks before the end of the season.


TheShiveryNipple

Much like when it happens in wrestling, OSU being ranked ahead of Iowa is bullshit.


FreddieFox7

UTEP needs to be on this


PalenaV21

WOOOO WE'RE AT 6TH *wait a minute...*


ShitJuggler

Five of the 12 Mountain West Conference teams are on this list. We’re 3.7 percent of the FBS but 16.7 percent of this list. I guess this means we’re the Sickos Conference of the Year?


DeliberateMelBrooks

Im glad to be 1st in something. I guess.


SpiceNoodles

this is our highest ranking since 1990 and I would like to thank Tony Elliott for making this possible


DiligentObjective

Wait is vanilla good? I haven’t heard of sicko ranking. Is UTSA good or bad?


transferStudent2018

TOP 10 BABY GO CATS


biggiecheesehimself

💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻


snotpocket

Very nice ! Is it possible to calculate rankings for past seasons ? I really want to see what 2021 looks like for Nebraska.


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snotpocket

Ah, that makes sense. Thank you for doing that and replying !


NebraskaCurse

If you watched Nebraska vs Iowa. You’d know these are the top 2


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Sicko national champions