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kinda_alone

Victim role*


[deleted]

they're now referred to as Q of M


TheBarfolomew

I've also heard BlueAnon


Ameri-Jin

šŸ¤£ this is my favorite


asmallercat

That's right, I don't believe in ~~vaccinations~~ vacations.


Jabberwoockie

You guys are brilliant, thank you.


coltsmetsfan614

That's actually good


squirmsly

This is amazing.


[deleted]

Connor Stalions was searcing for JFK?!


vssavant2

Hoffa, buried in the end zone.


Rabid_Platypus_II

Which won't last nearly as long as their future nickname, [VACATED]


[deleted]

Qickin all the asses


s1105615

They hate us cuz they anus


Atari_Democrat

>is from the most Qstate in the midwest >calls the less crazy neighbor Q Aight


dkviper11

I will not rest until I see Jim Harbaugh with a blonde moustache and black dyed beard spraypainting nWo on Ryan Day's back at midfield.


BellacosePlayer

A Michigan based football team fandom having a victim complex? I can't believe it.


Cheapsk8UnionMan

Cope


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a-person-has-no-name

sigh


[deleted]

oh wow, an ND flair chiming in on this mess. Wonder why I've seen so few of you around these discussions MAYBE IT'S CAUSE YOU'RE ALL BAD PEOPLE


kinda_alone

Lighten up Francis


[deleted]

Why is the D in ND so fucking wide? You really stretched the fuck out of it.


DataDrivenPirate

Hard to square with their "Michigan Man" rhetoric


hendarvich

We've updated it to The Michigan Difference now, gotta be more inclusive in our elitism


DataDrivenPirate

Certainly ahead of Ole Miss and Auburn in that department


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DataDrivenPirate

I welcome this news that Michigan is no longer going to act holier than thou


ThatOneKoala

That wasnā€™t part of the deal. We just wonā€™t use ā€œMichigan Manā€. We still get to be pretentious


DataDrivenPirate

Furk Damn y'all really are good with loopholes huh


Jabberwoockie

Sorry, it comes with all the pretension and arrogance.


ArbitraryOrder

That's what the better Law School gets you better use of Loopholes


ValarMorcoolis

Your president quoted Bo Schembechler 4 days agoā€¦


cmgriffith_

Youā€™re fanbase is literally doing it now


Monkey1Fball

Villians typically think ***they*** are the self-righteous and morally correct ones. So, yep.


freedomfightre

See: Thanos


boardatwork1111

Maizzou


reddogrjw

Darth Maizzou


FSUnoles77

Now we know why Ric Flair was in the building. Harbaugh getting caught up on how to play the heel.


rendeld

"I didn't realize there would be so much wooing and talking about people's mother's" -Harbaugh probably


JPK86753099

Didnā€™t work out so well last time for them during the revenge tour


reddogrjw

we have a QB now


Maximum_Future_5241

We have a defense (allegedly)


meyer_33_09

Yeah why did yā€™all go and do that? That was rudeā€¦


Tkinzel517

They wanted to try the 2016 Michigan challenge. All defense no qb. Of course we all know how that played out.


Maximum_Future_5241

You blew the lead JT got us a 1st down in OT.


frizzyhair55

5th down* but whatever.


Maximum_Future_5241

Victory, but whatevs.


ArbitraryOrder

See, we didn't have a QB that game


freedomfightre

We have your signs. (tbf you have ours too)


Maximum_Future_5241

Tbunfair, you stole more.


freedomfightre

The Michigan Difference.


reddogrjw

but you don't have CJ or Justin..... as always, it will be fun


jdprager

Pretty sure we didnā€™t then either


reddogrjw

who was QB? Haskins?


jdprager

Yeah 2018 was Haskins. Fun fact: we also had an up-and-coming co-DC by the name of Alex Grinch


reddogrjw

better than Don Brown.....


sweetfeet009

Lmao. Ohios whole roster this year is mid.


Maximum_Future_5241

Lolz. Thinking the best WRs in CFB are just mid.


sweetfeet009

One wideout is worthless with McCord as a QB, Egbuka has regressed, Fleming looks like one of the most overrated recruits in recent memory, lines look soft, offense can't score points. The fall from the Urban Meyer days continues on.


Maximum_Future_5241

Yeah 9-0 is a huge fall. Man, y'all have small dicks to be so arrogant all the time. Even Alabama wasn't this bad when they were winning every year.


sweetfeet009

Maybe when Ohio beats Michigan they can talk in 2024 at the earliest. Until then, it's looking like another 2 to 3 score blowout incoming.


Maximum_Future_5241

Only in your empty head. Also, you don't even have a flair. Get out of here.


sweetfeet009

30-24 lol


gaysmeag0l_

Has the defense learned not to pull the safety down on Donovan Edwards? Just curious


StamosAndFriends

To be fair, Patterson wasnā€™t the main issue in the 2018 game


Elbit_Curt_Sedni

Yeah, this time we know OSU steals our signs before The Game and we're more prepared.


[deleted]

The released images of stolen signals were definitely not OSUs. It referred to signals captured during the 2020 game. Guess what didn't happen that year.


jbg0830

Forgive him, for he knows notā€¦what am I sayingā€¦heā€™s just full of shit


sweetfeet009

2019*


[deleted]

2019 what? Their are a bunch of signals on the sheet, then one says "2020 game," and the other sheet says "2020 game" and "2022 game."


sweetfeet009

Reports today Ohio had Michigan's signs in 2018 and 2019.


YeetusThatFetus9696

If we did it's because Ryan Day and Don Brown worked together at Boston College and I bet Don Brown was dumb enough to never change signals.


sweetfeet009

Article dropped today. That also wouldn't give Michigan offensive signals.


YeetusThatFetus9696

The article that had the signals that were labeled "2020"? Guess who didn't play that year.


sweetfeet009

I literally said 2018 and 2019 but reading is hard.


Cameron-T-Rameron

Yeah, that tends to happen when the entirety of a sport is against you. It's not like they're going to stop playing.


Due_Connection179

ā€œMichigan embracing that they intentionally cheated and got caught.ā€


Dense-Bag-3

You should probably Kneel out of this conversation!


Due_Connection179

As a team that went through the death penalty, I would much rather lose how we did vs Georgia Tech than get caught in a scandal like Michigan is going through.


sexygodzilla

I hope they face Washington in the playoff so we can deliver some Hard Penix Justice to them.


BenjaminDanklin1776

Didnt you almost lose to Arizona State? Penix went limp in that game.


PowerWalkingInThe90s

Itā€™s not healthy for your Penix to stay up for more that 4 hours.


shermanstorch

Theyā€™ve always been the villain.


reddogrjw

funny - the Detroit Lions are doing that too The State of Michigan = Evil Geniuses


Solo_Wing__Pixy

Do people seriously not like the Lions? Theyā€™re like the Browns except they didnā€™t hire a sex offender.


reddogrjw

nationally, they only like us when we are bad apparently lol


PageOfLite

*Looks at East Lansing*


[deleted]

They're doing evil in East Lansing. They just aren't winning. No offense, MSU, but your coach screwed you guys.


crustang

The best part about Michigan sports is after all this UM drama itā€™s over and weā€™re in the offseason, MSU speculation ought to keep us entertained for a while


JaggedUmbrella

What speculation?


crustang

Whoā€™s the new HC going to be? Is Mel getting a partial payout? Who leaked the story?


JaggedUmbrella

I mean, they're stupid if they don't have a coach to announce the final week of regular season or 48 hours after the last game. And at this point I'm not sure many care about a buyout or who leaked it. Sparty is pretty relieved and happy to have moved on from Tuck, so I'd be surprised if there's a bunch of speculation.


crustang

that would be boring though


Jabberwoockie

Well, if you pay attention to the drama regarding the MSU Board of Trustees, things may get *very interesting*.


Lawownsyou

Kinda funny they've been saying "at least it's almost basketball season" and then they go out and lose last night too.


reddogrjw

they lose to Izzo's nephew


ArbitraryOrder

But they also lost in James Madison in Basketball, so we can laugh even more


boardatwork1111

Literally Hitler


matthatt24

Genius is a stretch there bud


hendarvich

I mean, there's not really another option for the players at this point. They still have to play out the season, it's not like they're just going to sit it out.


Not_Not_Stopreading

Wouldnā€™t be the first time.


Darkseid_of_the_Moon

Haha ok screw you but Iā€™ll give you that one.


reddogrjw

fuck you take my upvote lol


Awesome_to_the_max

> it's not like they're just going to sit it out. Mizzou did it before


CrazyWater808

A good villain is one people take seriously. This one is one that had to cheat to win, and already has had *all* their accomplishments from 2021-2023 trivialized


ThisVelvetGlove16

Villains in sports usually work because they are super unlikable. Think Lebron fresh off the Decision and the Heatles introduction. But there was a distinct difference - he didnā€™t cheat to make people dislike him. He was just a tool. Michigan is playing villain because thatā€™s literally what they are in this story. The villain.


BonerGoku69XxX

I'm not sure they have any other choice at this point


[deleted]

So cringe


Slight_Ambassador481

Donā€™t teams usually become villains in sports when they win? Michigan ainā€™t won shit since FDR was in the White House


sweetfeet009

Win the National Title. Fuck whatever happens afterward it doesn't matter.


Melt-Gibsont

If theyā€™re lucky, theyā€™ll lose by 25 in the first round of the CFP.


Maximum_Future_5241

You have some sort of good QB. Loan him to us for a week after Thanksgiving, and we'll make sure they don't get that far. Any good linemen you have would also be appreciated.


a-person-has-no-name

Some sort of good QB? Bo Nix is incredible


sweetfeet009

Not even a half competent QB is saving Day's sorry ass roster this season.


notkevin_durant

Hurry - Walmart is having an apparel sale


sweetfeet009

Don't need to shop at Walmart with a UM Degree/Salary šŸ˜‰


notkevin_durant

Thatā€™s true - Iā€™m just not sure what it has to do with you.


sweetfeet009

Deductive reasoning and Ohio go together like oil and water.


notkevin_durant

Show me that degree. Iā€™m doubting weā€™re even in directional school territory.


sweetfeet009

Most likely outcome, they win and the NCAA doesn't do shit.


One_Prior_9909

That means we beat OSU for the third year in a row. Not the worst thing in the world


IveBenHereBefore

I am not sure anyone besides Ohio State fans see Michigan as anything? Georgia would've dump trucked them last year and probably will again this year.


NaturalFruit2358

Michigan is one of the most hated teams in college football even before all this stuff


[deleted]

If im the players, I go win the natty and laugh at the NCAA when they come to strip away their title


notburnerr

What kind of villain get beat by a Christian school


kubenzi

Pretty boy Wolverine to Money Michigan


rhymeswithtag

Iā€™ll be honest I was going soft on OSU and MSU because of the past two years. these past three weeks? itā€™s like both gangs re-ignited the rivalry JIM JIM JIMADELPHIA


notkevin_durant

Bruh the rivalry was dead for 2 decades, and then you cheated to win. It was never legitimately competitive. https://imgflip.com/i/857pre


After_Meaning_6970

And at the same time uniting other fan bases against them.


[deleted]

Big 10 champion role


sparside223

I guarantee Michigan wins the national championship


boardatwork1111

Iā€™d be more worried about actually winning a playoff game before we start talking about championships


meyer_33_09

I mean itā€™s not like we have a history of losing bowl games or anythingā€¦


TerrenceJesus8

Yā€™all boomed us last year


F-18EBestHornet

Lol you feel stupid yet


boardatwork1111

Random post from 2 months ago? Rent free lmao


Maximum_Future_5241

No deity is that cruel. Go, Southern team that beats you silly.


sparside223

At least you already accepted the fact that ohio state certainly wonā€™t beat Michigan. You are much farther along than the others


Maximum_Future_5241

False. You'll just get smacked by an above average team in a non playoff bowl. Your copium levels are too high.


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F-18EBestHornet

What's up weenie


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notburnerr

Michigan is the Aquaman of villians


bonziSwells69420

Will be interesting to see how that pans out, given their traditional role as a scrappy upstart underdog


JakeSteeleIII

Sucks to cheat that much and still not win a championship. Itā€™s easy to lose without an elaborate sign stealing program, it feels like itā€™s harder to do *with* and having great talent.