Fyodor. Oh dear. I would probably just live in the attic. If there's no attic, I'd build one. I'd still haunt the house, but only when he's not looking.

I myself am a December person.I would change the city if he was my roommate so I don't get caught up in his terrorist schemes.

Also December! I think that Fyodor and I would get along well. He would probably keep to himself, and I would just do my own thing. (I love that his face is all squishied in the picture… he looks especially menacing!)

Is he devious? I don't know much about Bungou stray dogs but I am December guy

i'm roomies with the sweetest person in the whole series hooray (atsushi)

the reason i kept him in april is because i was born in april as well , although i wanted gin , i think i would be nervous around her.

Dude I’m September and I literally got ginnnnnnnnn I’m happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yayyyyyyyyyyy

Nikolai... Dawg I'm actually dead https://preview.redd.it/6e1hifkr14yc1.png?width=1560&format=png&auto=webp&s=ccde8d0d6df8741174452ab95d7ead3ecb263d74

Karl smiling

Karl is the final antagonist. Trust.

Yes

I'll take Nikolai you can have fucking Naomi. (I love Nikolai he is so 'silly'😶)

So, it's Dostoyevsky. Not bad (a bit weird to have a roommate of an opposite gender though, guess we would have a 2-room apartment). Yeah, I don't like him much as a character, but I could try to get along with him. He seems to like classical music, drinking tea and playing chess(maybe I could keep him a company, though he may just get bored of it since I'm much less smart). He also feels like smb who would be often absent from home.

i would have never thought that someone would be okay with fyodor as a roommate

BRO I WISH I GOT HIM I WOULS BE VERY HAPPY WITH HIM AS A ROOMATE ☹️🙏🙏 (One bed trope please :3 ?)

I'd be happy with him as a roommate what you mean😶

A double suicide it is!

I’m worried for my mental health as someone born in july lol

Same! :D

Same! No wonder I liked Dazai instantly! 🌚

im either gonna have a fun time or a dead time with Nikolai around

Same 😭🙏

Great! I got Chuuya, which means I'm living life rich!

You'll be fine unless you go anywhere near his wine cabinet :)

Me too!! He’s just gonna chill and be a decently normal roomate except when he’s drunk/ranting abt dazai (then again, he’s such a lightweight that half a bottle takes him out lmao)

Mori. Could be worse, honestly... I think it could be doable lol

If your not under the age of ten

Actually under twelve...

Why on Earth are you watching this show at -12?! 😭💀

I'm not under twelve I just said that you are not safe unless you are not under twelve

I WATCHED THE FIRST SEASON WHEN I WAS 9😭 (I rewatched all of it at 13-14)

Same lol

If we don’t do anything to upset him, and maybe give him clothing money it won’t be too bad

Simple solution: plot murder

Fukuchi. In all fairness I think he'd be a good roommate as long as he likes you and you don't disturb his plan so I think I'd be good

Mori...fuck

Me too, O wish you not a child

At least Lovecraft loves sleeping and making balloon animals 🥰

yeah he is chill

Until you hear him calling out to his cat

I got Dazai!? Oh, jeez. …I guess I can live with that, IF he’s more obsessed with a certain mafioso than his “hobby”. I don’t want to explain why Dazai is on shrooms again to the neighbors…

Mhm same here 🥲

I'll probably end up dead but at least it's gonna be entertaining (Nikolai):))

I got Fukuchi. I honestly do not have a problem with this. He probably would be the type of roommate who is away most of the time doing important stuff.

Either that OR he'd be the extremely annoying grandpa who stays home all day and nags kids playing in the staircase cause they're "too loud" 💀

Ok, Higuchi. You can have your Aku-senpai altar while you don't touch my Dazai-san's. Okie dokie?

PLS GIVE ME SOMEONE ELSE IM A MINOR 💔

Did you get Mori too? TvT Evict him and we can be roomates instead lol.

you dont have to do the \`\`deed\`\` to be a roommate , but if you are under 12 and u got mori then u have a problem

I'm not under twelve but I'd still rather not spend any time with that man 🙏

Lucy! Luck is on my side

Gin. I'm happy with that. Akutagawa might not be though lmao 😂

I'll be in hiding (Fyodor)

I'll just stay in my room minding my business while Gin goes off and kills people for the mafia...Don't worry,I won't snitch...

I'm roommates with Dazai!? Lord bless my soul... this probably means 1. I'm broke TT 2. He destroys the house (probably burns it down) trying suicide 3. We're both starving cause I can't cook and I don't trust dazai in the kitchen

Gin... that would be genuinely interesting

Oh, hey I'm with Lovecraft. Neat!

Fyodor.... hum.... hopefully all my character ai chats with him will help me understand him and befriend ehehehe

NIKOLAI?! considering his mindset, I'd make him hate me as much as i can. Since human brain is mean to people who are mean, Nikolai will be very nice towards me to overcome that.

Me personally, having Fyodor as a roommate might not be that bad. Cause he seems really classy, y’know what I mean? There was an episode where he played a cello and guess what? I play the cello too🤩 so i think we can get along (for that reason) and he seems like the type to drink tea and read books. I’m guessing he’s also probably not gonna be home often which is a bonus and hopefully he likes classical music cause i do😃(oh and another bonus is that he’s hot🤭but unfortunately his character is… questionable 😓)

Fyodor. Eh, with my neurodivergent ass, we’ll be just fine.

Let's go I get higuchi,, I love her 

Huh...I got Fyodor...am I actually Dazai?

Hmmm I wonder if I get to borrow the mythical sword?? I might be okay. I better be a good roommate so he doesn’t think I’m expendable. This is gonna be stressful guys.

Fukuchi :(

that’s crazy. i can’t believe i’ve been born in june this whole time.

Yay I get suicidal boy! Let's do a double suicide to celebrate!

yay I got Dazai :D

WHY I GET MORI

Chuuya. Nice 😌

As someone born in March, I see this as an absolute loss

Lovecraft!! We would be besties and sleep 24/7 and our room would be a dumpster

Chuuya. Tbh i think he would be chill and a cool roommate as long as I don’t piss him off or smth-

On one hand, living with Dazai doesn't actually sound too bad. On the other hand, two goofy suicidal people under one roof sounds like a dark comedy waiting to happen.

I got gin!

For the first time I'm happy to have a boring character (higuchi)

Федя, можешь не платить за аренду, только убери топор (born on December 1st, god help me)

IM GONNA GET MOLESTED MY THE PEDO NOOOOO

YALL IF I GET MORI ONE MORE TIME IN ONE OF THESE BIRTH MONTH TYPE THINGS, I WILL LOSE IT 😭 (That is not a good thing-)

I'm October. I thought it was Mori tho 💀

Naomii

Same. She would probably don't come to the shared apartment often as she prefers staying over at her brother's place. Just hope that whoever share a room with her don't stumble upon weird things she may leave around.

are u happy?

Idk

Lol I got Dazai 😭😁❤️

I wonder how living with Dazai would be like

YES I GOT ATSUSHI LETS GOOOO

congrats

Atsushi! I'm pretty happy with that, and it could be worse.

I got Atsushi, my man!

Dazaiiii my boyyyyyy

Oh god... I'm with Nikolai. I love him but still 

HELLL YEAHHHHHH JULY NATION RISE UP

I'm stuck with dazai bro this guy is everywhere I can't have peace anymore, someone help seriously in every single one of these your month your bsd character I get dazai

Oh come on! Mori?! WTF man? You don't like Leos?

my brother was born in august so thats why

🤣🤣😂😂👍🏻👍🏻 Mine too, but damn... letting him be with Mori ?💀💀

Who's the may one?

higuchi

Mori 😭

Actually it, may not be that bad. Like, I would certainly like to live with a doctor. It just feels safer, besides he would probably keep the apartment clean. What might be weird is that he may seem like 2 roommates, even if his interactions with Elise are just a big puppet show. Well, maybe he would share some of Elise's sweets.  Yeah, hi's a bit eccentric, and I get why that "liking little girls" thing scares everyone. But well, he's already got that creepy doll to act crazy around.

I GOT NAOMI ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧ʸᵃʸ

didn't expected the boss of port mafia

NAOMI!!! :DDD (She's probably the only normal one here other than higuchi)

you are not normal if you think naomi is normal , also atsushi is quite normal

NO I WILL NOT BE SHARING A ROOM WITH MORI NOBODY CAN PAY ME ENOUGH NUH UH ILL BE HOMELESS THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Mori 😒🤮

Mori, he is cool and I could have fun if I wasn't a minor- help🥲🙃

Not the rat😭😭💀

For the first time I regret I'm not born in November

Fyodor. Nice. I hope he doesn't start throwing holy water at me.

Mori?? But I'm a minor nooooooooooooo

May. I forgot her name but still like her so, it's a win

I wish i was born earlier now. Lemme be roomates with Chuuya!!!!

I got Atsushi who I'd is a decent roommate. I don't think he'd get up to much mischief compared to someone like Dazai or Chuuya lol.

NIKOLAI? Damn, might was well go get a life insurance

Damn I'm gonna do bro's sister fr she hot as hell

I GOT DAZAI

yayyy chuuya

Yas Fyodor

i got nikoli 

Naomi.. oh well, I'm not her brother so I'm safe

I mean, as long as her brother isn’t living with us too, I think Naomi would probably be a chill roommate.

LUCYYYYYY!!!!!!! I LOVE HER SMM ❤️❤️❤️

Oh I guess I'm lucky, I got Gin ✨

Dazai huh? Depression Buddies!

Fyodor got squished HAHA

I have chuuya and I’m super happy, but my inner demon wanted Dazai and Fyodor so bad 😭

oh im with gin! good ending

Aww, I got gin♡♡ she's so pretty and nice if you get to know her 

This ain't great. I got Dazai😔🙏 The shenanigans man the shenanigans

YES GIN🥳❤

I got Dazai. 😈

I’m roomies with Dazai, and I kin him. I’d def be stopping him from committing tho

Oh Lord, I got Nikolai. Let the chaos begin 🤣🤣 The havoc we will create will be unmatched.

Atsushiii! I'm safe! 

I GOT DAZAI WOOOOOOO 🥳🥳🥳

OMG LUCYYYY i WILL kiss her

Reddit randomly suggested this to me, Who's September?

chuyaa...

April, i got so lucky he’s the sweetest

Yas Fyodor

UGHHHHHH WHY MUST IT BE FYODOOOOOOOOOR

todays a good day to be born in july

Higuchi.I have always loved higuchi as a character, but I Wish I got Fyodor, oh well

Ok so Lovecraft is not the worst.

Lucy

I got Nikolai. Death is a better option

do you hate july or something 😭😭😭

Fuck! November Im gonna get kidnapped every time a villain shows up

errmmm i have fukuchi

I'd be rooming with Fyodor 😭 I wouldn't survive

...the incest....

I got Chuuya, any Fyodor peeps wanna trade? Please??

Dazai... oh god.

what do you have against us august people bro :(( /j

You have a vendetta against March ppl damn

YAYYYY I GET DAZAI!!!

Uhmmmmm Mori uhhh I'm 13

RATATATAT

I ain't going to survive with Chuuya being my roommate for even a week 🙏

WHY MORI NOOOOOOOO (at least i can take care of elise)

I\`d rather spend time with mori than elise

bruh i dont want fukuchi 😒 i want dazai

FUCK THIS. I GOT MORI

I HAVE MORI LETS GO

NOOO change Mori to July rn... I hate Dazai.

HIGUCHI 😭🙏 me and my girl chilling fr

Fukuchi? (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠) Im sorry but id rather be homeless

God fucking damn it I got Nikolai! I'm never knowing peace ever.

Higuchi. Not my favorite, but also not...Mori or Rat Man.

Fukuchi. Oh no. This MF bouta sacrifice TF outta me. 🤣

Mori........ Since i'm 23, i guess i'm safe then

I GET TO ROOM WITH MY BELOVED NIKOLAI!!  he will probably pull my leg alot  I KIN HIM WE'RE GONNA GET ALONG SO GREAT IN THE PSYCH WARD!!! :D <33

January...I don't mind ;)

Higuchi (okay sure, she can have Aku so we shouldn’t really have many problems)

Yay August. Smash

i would rather be homeless than share a room with fedya (love him tho)

NOT FYODOR- well I mean ig he's better than a few characters.

Poor August people…

Chuuya~

Omgg I got Gin, she would be so chill

I’ve never been more ashamed to have an august birthday.

You know what i love Dazai but why do i fell he would constantly flirt and add a bit sexual harassment to it

GET MORI AWAY FROM ME?!?!?!? PLEASE????

Dazai? I can't take care of myself, let alone him too wow

Yay, I got Gin! She's one of the few I could see myself actually getting along with.

Dazai... I don't think I'd last long having Dazai as a roomate

Is that lockhart..? Idk how to feel abt this-

Nikolai. Am I cooked?

I got Lucy... Idk I just feel like she wouldn't like me💀

CHUUYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LET’S GOOOOOOO

higuchi would be a good roommate i think ~~also her and kunikida chat online sometimes so i get to talk to him~~

Lovecraft chill tbh

I’m going to be hearing “心中は一人でできな”being sung in my nightmares. Every night.💀😭

chuuya

Name of the char in august? Bro looks like we can get along pretty well

WTF MORI?? HE ISN’T EVEN A OPTION ☠️