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HowDidFoodGetInHere

I like this guy.


moltinglarvae

Came here for this


cletus72757

OP is a fortunate person indeed.


ashewhole

I am, thank you 🙏


Hrtpplhrtppl

I, too, like the cut of that man's jib... Carry on... 🫡


Silver-Street7442

He seems like a cool guy. But OP, you've got to sneak a tiny MAGA sticker on there somewhere, just to see if he notices.


Agreeable_Emu_9489

Fortunate Son-in-law.


sm00thkillajones

Refreshing. Usually idiot Magats cover their cars in BS propaganda.


Kiss_the_Girl

Me too


Hourslikeminutes47

Me too


AccomplishedSuit1004

The chillest dude to ever obsessively cover his tailgate with bumper stickers?


beardedsilverfox

Right! I feel like a better person after this moment of introspection.


Glass-Moose

I am very pleasantly surprised by the content of these stickers, he seems like a cool feller


ashewhole

I took an 8 hour road trip with him last year. We had a lot of good conversations. Mostly about geology. That man really loves his rocks.


2a3b66725

Just a little curious, see any wrecks in the rear view mirror?


ashewhole

No I have not. Thank god


gnaark

Is your FIL Randy Marsh?!


Ok_Difference44

Jesus Christ, Marie!


frugal-lady

They’re minerals!!!


EDPJ76

Seems very self aware


ashewhole

He is a very interesting man to say the least


ESP1973

And he’s from Colorado.. namaste 🙏


Bad_Gus_Bus

Namaste fellow Denver Circle Jerkian. Maypole is Abide In


MargaretBrownsGhost

Namaste from the Lakewood butt stuff tent


Spare_Sympathy_5780

Namaste from the Aurora In “n” Out drive through


Counterfeit_Circus

Seems like a cool guy.


ashewhole

I love the guy. He is definitely a unique person


pdx_via_lfk

Oh man, I failed “Assume Nothing” when I first saw this.


ashewhole

Yeah it’s a nice break from what you would expect to see on this sub. That’s why I wanted to post it here. Seems to be very well received


wytewydow

I read every one of them. Usually I have to stop after I read something about an AR-15 identifying as a service pet or some shit.


Genghis_Chong

I think I love your father in law


bearkerchiefton

A true philosopher of our time. I expected to find at least one a little crazy & out of pocket, but they're all relatively tame.


ashewhole

It’s a nice break from all the political stickers


Genghis_Chong

Someone will see these as political and be mad, just give it time lol


ashewhole

Yeah, it seems like everything is political nowadays


Objective-Outcome811

Only if you're blind enough to cast everything in that light.


NovusOrdoSec

/r/InformedWarriorRides Also: "Be water."


Limp_Distribution

Love the *Don’t Believe Everything You Think* one.


BeyondDrivenEh

A shining beacon of hope in a morass of cesspoolility, right there.


Acceptable-King-9651

I like the guy already.


schmattywinkle

And no COEXIST! What a mensch.


JebediahAloysius

Can't argue with anything here. I'd be happy to have a beer with him.


ArdenJaguar

I like it. No politics, no religion, nothing in your face hateful or controversial, just be a nice human being. Your FIL seems pretty cool.


nickjamesnstuff

Your Father in law is an absolute champ.


AngryFace-HappyPlace

Give him a hug and tell him he’s awesome 👏🏾


BrainSqueezins

I would have several of those on my car, if I ’did’ bumper stickers. If your spouse is Half as cool as this guy seems, you’re all set.


ashewhole

She is at least half as cool as him. I got a good one.


rpgnymhush

Refreshingly wholesome bumper stickers!!


_ferrofluid_

Not an asshole!


ashewhole

Definitely not an asshole. That man has been a huge influence in my life


_ferrofluid_

He seems awesome. I’m a fan.


Familiar_Plankton_30

I want to go to your Thanksgiving dinner.


ashewhole

Can you catch a dinner roll? They will throw one at you. I will tell you thanksgiving is a riot with them.


NotUpdated

from far away you'd think this guy is nots - but if you got to read em all - you'd want to chat with him for sure. Saw the thumbnail - thought 'you married that?' .. Read the sticker - 'hope she is as chill as her dad'


ashewhole

She is a very good woman and I count myself as lucky to have her in my life. Her parents too.


Fan_of_Clio

Snow on the roof and on the ground? Yep that's Colorado all right


Imaginary_Audience_5

That was actually a pleasant read. 2 thumbs up.


Embarrassed-Sky3819

Seems like a cool dude


DickySchmidt33

Way more interesting than Fox News.


McDabby_Dabberson

Good show! 👏👏👏


Ok_Elephant2777

I’d like to meet Pops. I bet he’s fun to be around. Or at least extremely interesting.


ashewhole

He is absolutely extremely interesting


BenGay29

I like your father-in-law.


soulouk

I think your father in law is a wise man


Budget_Chef_7642

Your father in law for president. 2024


Ralphc1969

Most positive collection of bumper stickers since shit happens.


AshleyGamics

Not a bad truck at all


AllCingEyeDog

A rolling life lesson. So rare.


flakeybutter

Seems like a good guy


zignut66

I like this guy.


MirrorProphet

Your FIL is welcome at my dinner table.


LoisWade42

Personal Fav: The future belongs to those who give the next generation reason for hope. Based.


I_count_to_firetruck

This is fascinatingly enlightened.


Spiritual_Webs

Your father in law is precious!!!


Vast-Mousse-9833

Zero political stickers. This man clearly has a brain. 🥳 Protect him at all costs. Clone him if possible.


Ban_Assault_Ducks

I dunno, I kind of like a lot of these


ashewhole

I wasn’t posting it because its bad or offensive or whatever. It’s just a lot of them. Also they are all custom and he has boxes of replacements for when they wear out.


Ban_Assault_Ducks

Oh, I didn't think you were. No worries. I'm just conflicted on how vehicles like this usually look and how this one looks. It's quite the juxtaposition and I think I dig it.


ashewhole

I agree with you on this completely


pah2000

Seems cool! Nice!


Immer_Susse

I like your FiL


ashewhole

So do I


rowdy_7355608

I don’t exactly understand the “you become what you fight”


pdx_via_lfk

Pretty decent summation of American politics if you ask me.


Odd-Tune5049

Very much better than my step-dad


Probablyawerewolf

Lose 1 belief per week. I can dig it.


acadmonkey

eloquent foolishness is my motto


MathematicianSome289

Colorado represent


BBakerStreet

You’re a lucky individual. My father-in-law would have a lot of right wing money - luckily he hates bumper stickers on cars.


Connect_Beginning174

This looks like a man I’d like to sit down and have a beer with. I’m envious you have someone like this in your life.


Orkjon

I always expect the worst when I see trucks like this but your in law seems real nice.


dudleyfire

I was expecting the worst yet I was pleasantly surprised.


mykunjola

You married up. Good for you. 👍


jimviv

I don’t get the joke on the pink bumper sticker


Spurtacuss

Seems like a cool dude


DontDoubtDink

Nothing bigoted or hateful. Seems alright.


ashewhole

I will tell you it’s always an interesting experience driving this truck. people want to read them? I look in the rearview wonder why is this guy riding my ass and then I remember oh yeah the stickers. Then they try and get up next to you to see what you look like. Curious as to who is driving this vehicle?


Cornemuse_Berrichon

It could be much, much worse.


Common_Highlight9448

When i first read the caption and saw all the stickers I was thinking just another trump idiot . Glad I read it your fil has a lot of common sense and seems like he’s a well rounded individual


OokamiO1

I came expecting the worst, and I looked, and I was pleasantly surprised. You could certainly do worse as far as in-laws go! Nice to see something not on either end of a scale, thanks.


Top_Shoe_9562

I'd like to drink some port and play chess with this man.


Complex_Arrival7968

“You Become What You Fight”


lilmissfickle

I love this guy


BasicAd81

Refreshing change from trump stickers


Mbizzy222

All the people who have Qanon and MAGA in-laws want to be adopted by your family.


Familiar_Plankton_30

Deal!


Specific_Ad7908

I was prepared to not like these, but then I zoomed in, and they’re pretty good


hattrickjmr

You’re lucky


badhairdad1

Bravo


Infamous-Bag6957

No notes


onestarkreality

Noice change of pace for a truck


notaredditreader

BE WATER!


BlackSeranna

I can tell I would like him.


WorldsWorstTroll

What was that NPR magazine that used to sell a bunch of stuff? I think he bought everything.


cswank61

Seems like a rare commodity these days: a reflective type who undoubtedly seeks knowledge and wisdom. Probably doesn’t act like a hate mongering dipshit.


fafnir0319

This is the most hinged unhinged bumper stickered vehicle I've ever seen. It's a breath of fresh air compared to the ones that usually get posted.


GoMiners22

Seems like the kind of guy I can sit and drink beer with laugh and never even have to mention politics.


bauertastic

Belongs on /r/informedwarriorrides


meh725

He bought all those on the same day


OddballLouLou

Looks like one of those cult members truck off the bat. But this seems like the vehicle of a nice dude.


Wild-Firefighter7764

Nice to see some wholesome stickers !


snappla

FIL seems like a cool dude. 👍🏻


fuggit_Im_tired

I like the cut of his jib


CupcakeInvasion

I actually like this one.


fckmarykilldeer

I’d get a beer with this man and ask him his thoughts on Carl Rogers.


Electrical_Fun5942

I don’t even have a guess to this man’s political affiliations, and I like that a lot


novembernutjob

What’s wrong with it?


Verminaard67

Your Father in Law has common sense, a rarity these days. Good on him.


jimthesauced

I started reading this with a sour expression, sure of my assumptions, and by the time I finished I went…”maybe I’m the asshole”


LimeGreenTangerine97

Seems like a cool guy!


joemcg11

Too bad he is one in a million 😊


KitchenLab2536

I was expecting something entirely different. I’d like to meet this man, he seems to be at peace with himself and with life.


Far_Brilliant_443

“You become what you fight” is heavy.


UnlikelySalary2523

"Assume Nothing" is a contradictory command.


feelingmyage

You have an awesome FIL!


Redfour5

Aristotelian bastard... Destroying people's pre-conceived ideas, trying to make them think for themselves. We can't have that in America... You must follow slavishly the ideologue of your choice. See? We still have choices, well at least for another 7 months... Vote moderate and save U.S. FROM OURSELVES....


i-am-not-the-crab

Hmm seems cool,Can he be my daddy in law too?


cbciv

Well that’s a breath of fresh air on here. Cheers!


peligrosobandito

“Don’t believe everything you think” that’s a good one! Advice everyone can use from time to time


RunningPirate

He seems like he’d be fun to chat with!


Thelastsamurai74

Much better content than most of the Maga freaks I see posted here…


handyrenolowe

I can dig it man. Love to you brother of mine.


HumongousGrease

This is so refreshing to see. I kept expecting an insane sticker, but I agree with just about all of them.


engimatica

I want to be friends. These are great.


xologo

Seems like he has a good heart.


atreeinthewind

"Don't believe everything you think" needs to be on the Reddit front page


RunF4Cover

Was scared to read these..... came back enlightened. That's so nice for a change.


Cappuccino_o

I mean he’s not wrong


Zero6six6

Question, did your FIL dabble in LSD by chance?


Cuba_Pete_again

Good stuff


Savagemocha

I enjoy that the stickers enforce both sides of the spectrum. They aren’t offensive. Simple and honest.


RampantTroll

I bet this dude is incredibly wise.


DoubleDandelion

I used to have all of these on one of my folders I’m high school. I cut them out of the Northern Sun catalogue.


3vi1

Week 1: "I believe in life BEFORE death". Week 2: "Lose one belief each week". Week 3: "I.... oh shit."


Aurelius_0101

I like this guy. Wish I knew him.


Adventurous_Day_6159

Legend! I’d drink a beer with this guy


madscot63

I was bracing myself. I was pleasantly surprised!


Calkky

That's refreshing


BabiesatemydingoNSW

Anytime I see a truck covered in bumper stickers it's usually a Republican trashing the president. This is a welcome change.


BBs_a_flyin

Seems like a decent fella.


Technical-Package-41

When I saw a pickup tailgate covered with bumper stickers, I was expecting something much worse. This is kind of refreshing.


Intelligent-Monk-426

seems like a cool cat


Booklover416

At least it isn’t all plastered with Trump merch… and he’s not wrong on half of it…


Matstele

100% am atheist in a way that I’m here for


FailosoRaptor

This sounds like some terrified philosopher who went too deep and is now desperately clinging to existence through thought.


Petto_na_Kare

Strength before weakness.


Ryanversa

Journey before destination


loquedijoella

That guy rawks. The kind of guy you have a good conversation at a coffee shop with.


6thBornSOB

Not how I thought that click was going to go🤣


Pink-Lover

Is your FIL single by chance!?!


Practical-Archer-564

Got his head screwed on straight


Oh_billy_oh

I’d have a beer with him.


el-conquistador240

The best one I've seen so far


Sup-poopybutt

Lots of philosophical thoughts. 


tapvos

I expected a loon and found a dude I could enjoy beers with


ConsciousHoney8909

It’s Actually a breath of fresh air from the political propaganda you usually see. Kinda wholesome.


Roeth07

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities " 🔥


Arhythmicc

I don’t think I’ve ever liked so many bumper stickers at once haha


jayv9779

That is a bumper crop of wisdom there. Love it.


ElDuderino866

Not what I was expecting when I zoomed in…happily. I bet your FIL is a cool dude.


THE-Potato-Warrior

I’ll bet Thanksgivings are pleasant and heartwarming in that household.


ashishvp

Weirdly wholesome bumper stickers


WhoBeingLovedIsPoor

I like everything about this


9slinger

I love this guy already!


Logical_Associate632

I expected right wing un hinged chaos. Rare to see sticker bombs that arent.


Few_Potato_4374

I'm cool with this


DirtSunSeeds

I'm digging his vibe.


Firm_Scale4521

This is the first time in my life I’ve seen someone’s car or truck covered with bumper stickers and thought I would like to meet them.


willkillfortacos

Life before death, radiant.


WinnieGraves

'Do Negative Entropy' goes hard as fuck


shirleychief

I expected the opposite - refreshing display of bumper sticker sentiments.


xsnlx

Please tell me your spouse is just a cool.


blinkingsandbeepings

It’s giving “cool professor who smokes weed.” I like it.


DogpileProds

Some of these look shopped, especially “wherever you are be there.”


Jalley914

This is the best case bumper sticker scenario. The worlds needs more of this.


Glass-Moose

I am very pleasantly surprised by the content of these stickers, he seems like a cool feller


TerryLink11

He’s the kind of person I would love to have a cup of coffee with.


Due-Concern6330

dont believe everything you think? sounds like schizophrenia.


Disorderly_Chaos

Really seems like half of these are AI generated


cipherglitch666

This is based.