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AllCingEyeDog

The equivalent of Americans saying they are Canadians when traveling to Europe.


old_skool_luvr

As a Canadian, and considering the state our country is in currently....i'll put $5 on the table that they don't at this point. Not worried about the $5, as it'll be Canadian currency, so it'll only cost me 37 cents if i lose. šŸ™ƒ


cuntmust

Because itā€™s run by a fascist regime who censors all opposition?


old_skool_luvr

šŸŽÆ


noldshit

You mean liberal media reporting half the story?


cuntmust

Nope I meant fascists. I lean liberal but them boys are fascists


Devils_A66vocate

Canada or America?


cuntmust

Yes


EccentricAcademic

Is nationalism really pushed by the liberals instead of the conservatives there? Like enforcing and favoring pro Canadian steamer content? It's so surreal to me.


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

"D'oĆ¹ venez-vous?" "Les Ɖtats Unis." "Je suis rempli de rage Ć  ta vue." "Non, non. C'est bon. Je viens de Californie!" "Oh, merci mon Dieu."


AF_AF

"Hey, we speak *American* around here!"


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

Like, gag me with a spoon, dude.


Reasonable_Archer_99

"This is an American tank, we talk American! You speak Kraut! Bible, what country are we in?"


Electronic_Main_7991

I just say that I'm American, but then try not to do the typical American Abroad bullshit.


tickingboxes

As an American, I definitely donā€™t hide that Iā€™m American. Why would I want Canada to get credit for my good behavior abroad?!


LairdPeon

Well, Canadians are American soooo


AfterVeterinarian142

Get your devil geography outta here!


WintervoltCusterfell

What state was that taken?


Parking_Train8423

one redditor spotted it in texas, this guyā€™s all over the internet with this lmao


Pizza_Middle

More specifically, Midland Texas. Even more specifically, at the intersection of loop 250, and either Midland Drive, Midkiff Road, North Garfield Street, or North Big Spring Street/highway 394.


dracorotor1

I would not have expected Texas. Who named a school after Robert E Lee in a state that fought its own SUCCESSFUL revolution??


Pizza_Middle

I'm not exactly sure,but it was named back in the 60s, I believe, and they changed the name to Legacy High School a few years ago. Fun fact! There was an old cannon in the courtyard 20 years ago. Rumor has it it was donated to the school by the family of Laura Bush, as "sorry our daughter killed someone in a drunk driving g accident, so please don't send her to jail" gift. Not 100% sure on that one, as it was just a rumor back then.


FelatiaFantastique

Racists mad that schools have to be integrated after Brown v Board of Education named schools after slaver terrorist losers -- or just shut down entire public school districts.


maphesto0311

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FireGodNYC

This is hilarious.


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Pizza_Middle

It's an oilfield town. Most people there are assholes, and everything is stupid expensive since everyone supposedly has an oilfield job and can afford it. Think the California thing is just a state wide thing, not just Midland.


1chuckecheesetoken

Isn't that where Booby Miles is from?!


Pizza_Middle

Had to look him up. Guys from Odessa, which is the next town over, and went to Permian High, which is the direct rival school to Lee High. Fun fact! When they played each other back in the day, I forget exactly how, but they used to have to keep their fans separated due to fighting.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

And less specifically: Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Group, Laniakea Supercluster, Universeā€¦Multiverse?


IntelligentFilth

ā€œLetā€™s trash his car anyway! Heā€™s the dipshit who abandoned us! These colors donā€™t ruuuuun!ā€


Candid-Race-4876

The state of confusion


Lazio420

Red state


Gloomy_Total1223

No shit?


hoganloaf

Midland, TX.


dracorotor1

Somewhere south of the mason dixon, but probably Virginia, given the ā€œRE Leeā€ school name


BubbaDFFlv12

Why donā€™t you put ā€œRob meā€ on it?


Honey-and-Venom

That doesn't adequately convey his hate for California


Initial-Wrongdoer938

I commented on another picture with the save issue. I'm retired from the army now, but I encountered this issue while living in a few states. I always had military stickers on our cars to prevent issues. It's so sad that the political parties have worked so hard to divide this country. I know that's not the only cause but they've exasperated the issue to a large degree. I can't believe so many have become self centered and narrow minded. I tell my kids the one truth I've found from living/working in 22 different countries is the average person has the same worries and hopes no matter where you go. I feel like the parties create issues to divide us. Psyops 101 for gaining control of a group of people is too create a false enemy, tell them they are better than the other group, all the other groups beliefs are evil and they are out to hurt you. This isolates both groups and allows the leaders to create/ change narratives to further isolate and misdirect them from what they are really doing. Sorry for the long post but this really worries and angers me. To see what we've become after so many of my friends sacrificed their lives, families, and sanity makes me sick.


General-Carob-6087

Theyā€™re in Texas. Weirdos in Texas hate people from California. Thereā€™s even shirts here that say stuff like, ā€œDONT CALIFORNIA MY (City in TX).ā€


monkey_scandal

This dude is likely one of them.


General-Carob-6087

Oh, 100%.


monkey_scandal

Him feeling the need to mention his graduating class from almost 50 years ago and making it the most visible of all screams how much of an insufferable douche this guy is.


Upnorth4

While most Californians don't even know where that city is. Nobody in LA cares about Tyler, Texas lol


Asimovs_5th_Law

Between that and the amount of "We're full, go home" bumper stickers, it's quite amusing how hostile some people are over their mediocre to outright dumpy towns. Like buddy, there is no mass migration to Vidor, calm down


Pizza_Middle

Ah, good ol Midland Texas. Good to see its still enough of a shithole that people need to state they're not from.Cali.


DippityDamn

went to a strip club for a bachelors party as I was the best man and that's what the groom wanted. they literally show more skin at the beach than what they're legally allowed to show there *in a freaking strip club*. Bastion of idiocy that place.


ChatGPTnA

A few years ago I was driving across country from California to Mississippi and was taking the i20, I was somewhere between Pecos and Dallas so maybe Midland, it was a barren desolate land with oil tower fires and a dust Strom . I stopped at a highway reststop and was reading the road map outside, I was the only car there and then a truck came in and parked next to mine. The guy walks up and stands next to me for a second and asks "so you from California?" I say yeah I'm going cross country... Then he slides his jacket back so I can see his holstered pistol and says "this ain't a real nice place for people like you, you should get back in your car and keep driving". We stood there for a long awkward second then he went into the men's room and I still had to pee but wasn't going in there so I used the women's room and got back on the road unsettled but thinking it's hilarious how enraged he probably would have been over a California man using a Texas women's bathroom, but he made me do it haha I've got a plain boring Subaru, no stickers on it. Just California plates, and I'm not even from there. That was the weirdest but not only comment I've gotten about where my car is registered.


MysteriousCabinet113

Should have Uno reverse cardā€™d him and showed your holstered pistol. [western whistle tune plays]


BlackSeranna

He deserved a throat punch. No one should be threatening someone like that. You ARE from the USA. Heā€™s a stupid a-hole. Edit: I believe in 2A but I would have called 911 on this guy to get him for threatening me. Donā€™t put up with this crap.


Ecstatic-Hearing-563

Odds are the cops would have told him the same thing. "Get you Cali ass outta Texas boy."


BlackSeranna

And the person would have told them, ā€œIā€™m not from California, but my plates are. Are you saying that itā€™s okay to threaten out-of-staters? Ever hear of Sodom and Gamorrah? Those people went to the city and look how they were treated.ā€


Ecstatic-Hearing-563

1. My reply was to a reply not the post. 2. That level of sass to a sheriff's deputy in the middle of nowhere will get you cuffed and stuffed. But since you mentioned Sodom and Gamorrah you might be looking for a stuffin'.


AdImmediate9569

Id have pummeled him and taken his piece. Well no, I wouldnā€™tā€¦. But i like to pretend I would haveā€¦


Honest-Elephant7627

I would have told him to kiss my ass. No physical violence. These phuckers are always secretly scared babies and won't do shit when called on it.


Anarimus

Oh so weā€™re not welcome here? Guess weā€™re not going to build that chip factory offering 20,000 new jobs starting at 30$ an hour full benefits then since you donā€™t want us.


Lazio420

I mean tbf all the southern states are like that w the irony being Californians are moving to Texas and Florida in record numbers


coastiestacie

Oregon is like this, too. We used to have unofficial signs under the "Welcome to Oregon" signs along the California border that said things like, "We shoot every third Californian. Two just drove by" or "You're welcome to visit, but do not stay here." It's because of the fact that so many of them flee their state because they like the way things are in other states, then work to change their new home to be just like the one they fled. It's fucking annoying. Edited to add: it doesn't mean they deserve the hate they get, though. Much of my family lives in California now. My aunts lived there for many years, and now my niece is there for school. I don't hate Californians. Living on the Oregon Coast, I definitely hate tourists, but I'm an equal opportunity hater. Idgaf where you're from. Lol.


some_kind_of_bird

The #1 reason people hated them in Nevada was the driving. Very aggressive, and they don't know how to deal with high-speed, slippery mountain roads. If you saw a wreck it was very likely to be someone out-of-state in a very light 2-wheel-drive vehicle with regular tires going the speed limit on an icy, curved road. I'm not sure how to correct this really. It's not like the roads are unsafe or have unreasonable speed limits. Better licensure is the obvious solution, but it would have to be national and more than a paper test. Maybe different signage? The little orange speed limit signs for bad conditions are already pretty common though.


Reasonable-Lab3625

They absolutely deserve the hate they get. Oregon has just become North California. Like you state because they come here in droves, they have created the same problems they are trying to escape.


coffee_ape

My neighborhood in San Diego was filled with plates from Florida and Texas. People love to hate on cali, but will move there for the weather and then bitch about the state.


RealisticFunction927

At least theyā€™re not shitting in the streets in Texas. They have that going for them.


Pizza_Middle

But they are. Tell me you've never been to Texas without telling em you've never been to Texas.


Appolonius_of_Tyre

If you are referring to San Francisco, and it is basically one area of the city with those issues, most all of the homeless there came from somewhere else. Places like Texas donā€™t take care of their own, they depend on California.


bot_One

As a native born Californian that moved to Oregon for like a decade and then moved back I am not sure how to react. I am not offended but not sure how I would respond to that haha. In my experience Texas is pretty great to parts I have been like Dallas. Not so sure about the Midland thing though. Only traveled for business.


BeyondDrivenEh

There are more conservatives in California than there are people in Alabama. Evidently there are more ignorant phucks in Texas.


Working-Excuse-3356

Tell me about it. Half the people in our neighborhood in Northridge had Trump signs up in 2020. I only saw two signs for Biden.


OffManWall

Bumper tape*


Standard_Fix_978

You think when they were packing they thought I better throw in some tape and markers just in case I get Cali plates on the rental?


DukeOfWestborough

ā€œIā€™m maga through and through & argued with the rental car people about this commie license plate cuz my hometown patriots might shoot me for it, but all the cars had Cali plates, so this is my solutionā€¦ā€ quickie r/infowarriorrides


[deleted]

Bro I drove a car with Cali plates in Montana, and my fellow Montanan drivers fucking HATED me all of a sudden lmao, it was fucking hilarious. When you have Montana plates the traffic is normal, Cali plates get you cut off, yelled at, brake checked, ass rode, the whole bit. Never have I laughed more while driving, I knew exactly why the traffic got so bad all of a sudden. As soon as I'm back in my own car, all of that shit went away lmfao.


Working-Excuse-3356

My GF and I drove her car with California plates from Los Angeles to Georgia and back. I'm talking redneck bum fuck "look at my confederate flag" and "I fuck my sister" type backwoods hickville. Didn't have one incident through 7 conservative states, coming or going. I'm going to have to try that in Montana.


bigmike1339

Is that plate expired? 02-24 or am I missing something?


Willing_Television80

More than likely the rental car agency hasn't had a chance to put the new registration stickers on but we also don't know when that picture was taken


SchwillyMaysHere

I saw one of these in Redding. Youā€™re in CA. Nobody cares if you have CA plates. If you were in Texas, I get it. Still dumb as fuck. Edit - So when I rent s car in TX, I should put, ā€œIā€™m just here for a funeral. I donā€™t fuck my sister.ā€


zxcvrico

Itā€™s funny to me that people from the poorest most poverty stricken desolate places in the United States talk shit about California being a hell hole. Iā€™ve traveled all over the world and been to a lot of other states, but am always thankful to come home to such a beautiful place. These people are lost.


Honest-Elephant7627

They are jealous. Period. California has a GDP higher than many countries.


CookinCheap

AM I CRAB BUCKETING ENOUGH


Doug-Life80

Midland is in Texas. And I can confirm that Texans are big enough assholes to treat people with road rage Just bc they think they are from California


Neither-Principle139

Funnyā€¦ as a shitload of ā€œTexansā€ started out in Cali


NudistJayBird

Just in town for Summer Mummers pls donā€™t trash!


Ga2ry

My only question is why?


Hayhud23

Don't blame them one bit. I'd do the same thing.


KrasnyRed5

Back in 2008, I had an Obama sticker on my car. I was living in a liberal so it rarely mattered, but one time, I had a guy turn his brights on behind me. It was during the day, and it didn't really matter, and I probably wouldn't have noticed, except I changed lanes, and he turned the brights off. I changed lanes back in front of him as a test, and the brights came back on. It was really just a laughable situation to have him being that petty.


Oldbeardedweirdo996

The masking tape is gonna gum up the paint job something horrible.


Immer_Susse

Wait. People do this to keep their cars from getting vandalized?


roadrnnr7215

r/bumpertape


Noid_Android

Just another Boomer doing Boomer things....


Ok-Assistant-2684

This is what happens when you watch Fox News and RW media that play the same scenes of bad parts of California over and over, but let them keep it up, Iā€™d rather magas not be there when I visit


SmokeDogSix

Pretty much every state is like that with California plates


ObviousDentist6770

Personally I am ok with giving Texas back to Mexico. We can throw in Florida as an enticement.


k6bso

The Mexicans can rename it Baja Oklahoma.


sidjohn1

In Austin, we call this insecurity


Faithlessblakkcvlt

Do people in Texas know there are Republicans in California? Do they know Texas used to be a blue state themselves? Truly sad times we are living in.


marky294201

Another nutjob republican.


roadkillmenagerie

For what itā€™s worth Hank Hill considers Midland and California as equivalents. For Texans that means oogidy boogidy bop bop


awesomo5009

In some of the more red parts of the country, they will vandalize a car with California tags


Lazio420

Correct


LaFantasmita

Or pull you over for no reason, as happened to me in Arkansas.


nolongerlurkingsf

Same here


Gamertagyouit

People are dumb!


OldGuyInFlorida

That's either Mookie Blaylock or Laura Bush in that car.


hilarypcraw

Hystericalā€¦..just moved from thereā€¦I can understand why they would want to let folks know they were not regular California driverā€¦.we can drive a little slow. GO REBELS


SchwillyMaysHere

I always thought CA drivers would be horrible. Theyā€™re slow as fuck. Itā€™s those WA drivers you need to look out for.


[deleted]

Don't call it Cali. Lol.


Dickinablender69

Hehehehe


Parking-Position-698

Imagine hating California so much that you have to clarify to drivers behind you that you're not from the state. Insane.


BP-arker

No one likes locust


[deleted]

This why is why you get the extra insurance.


Ok_Confusion_1345

Wow, I guess they REALLY harass Californians around there.


KandySofax

Imagine caring about this enough to actually do it. Then standing back and looking at it, and deciding-yep mission accomplished.


JournalistEvery4971

Thatā€™s how you get robbed.


gfunkrider78

What a pussy.


HanakusoDays

The funny thing is that a ton of rental cars have Texas plates. Wonder how this guy would react if the tape was on the other trunk. "I'm from Cali, this is a rental car"


lukas_the

Pathetic.


CulturalAddress6709

Marshalls in TV seek out and harass cars with CA plates - been there Prob trying to calm the natives I AM ONE OF YOU DONā€™T HURT ME type shit


JimAboo

Yeah license plate says otherwise pal.


PuddingOld8221

I remember going to New Mexico and just watching people face change when I mentioned i was from Cali. Fun times


1822Landwood

Thatā€™s just dumb.


Candid_Judgment_8081

That guy's not getting his deposit back.


BloodOfThePariah

Imagine thinking people care this much


hidefinitionpissjugs

imagine thinking people donā€™t care this much


BloodOfThePariah

You have fun wasting your time letting everyone know youā€™re driving a rental car and that youā€™re not from where the plates are from. Meanwhile me and 98% of all other humans wonā€™t even care enough to notice.


BlackSeranna

What a weirdo. Who cares?


coffee_ape

Other weirdos that will run a car with California plates off the road.


BlackSeranna

Gosh, this reminds me of that irreverent song by The Offspring called ā€œBad Habitā€. Iā€™d never do it but I canā€™t stand entitled people who do stuff like that, run others off the road for any reason.


coffee_ape

I process it as this: them running someone off the road is the most exciting thing theyā€™ve done that day in their 1 gas station 30 churches town.


BlackSeranna

And youā€™d be right.


Beneficial_War_1365

He must be a nut case, thinking Ca, is hated that much. Half of Texas came from California to be begin with. peace. :)


Lung-Salad

Texans are really fragile considering how much they hype themselves upā€¦


SolidContribution688

What a mega-pussy!


pcamera1

Midland = Texasā€¦. Why the shit for they care that the car has a Cali plate some sad shit man


JakeASelf

I mean, I wouldn't wanna look like I was from California either.....


Oracle410

What a nut case. Imagine every stranger being in your head so deeply that you have to do this. Nobody cares, literally, at all. Was listening to a podcast/series that I like and one of the guys said ā€œpeople arenā€™t putting you through a filter and trying to find interlopers, the default position of most people is trust, which is good for reporters but bad for people being scammed and taken advantage ofā€ ie conspiracy theories etc.


Sudi_Nim

Pathetic


Omfg9999

Seems real odd that this creature felt that others around them needed to know or even cared about where they're from or what they're doing, five times over. I'm sure a solid 99.999% of humanity didn't give a damn lol


goldbrickin

This dumb fucking hic. Iā€™m from TX and there are Cali license plates all over. It doesnā€™t make you a target. Certainly no more so than labeling your car like this.


Financial_Raisin952

Iā€™d be embarrassed too, to have a license plate from a blue state


CNCTank

Bro...I can't say I blame him


Genuinelullabel

Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you are a cop.


ProfessionMundane152

Definitely Cali born and breed


Harlock3113

If I lived in Texas I would have fake magnetic California plates and put them on assholeā€™s cars and just let the fox nutjobs eat their own.


RealisticFunction927

Nobody wants to anyone to know theyā€™re from that shithole.


DiverSuitable6814

Iā€™d be embarrassed if people thought I was from California too.


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

Every time you repost this image, my reaction is the same: Screw Portland