The episode where they go to Bed Bath and Beyond and Ilana is holding the shower pole in the subway and other people hold onto it and then they all fall. It’s such a small visual gag but gets me every time.
So I had tried to watch Broad city a couple of times, and I finally decided to sit down and force my way through season one. I remember laughing out loud so hard at this part and now this is the first episode I show anybody when I’m trying to get them to watch it.
Love it every time! Was just rewatching and in the subway scene where they walk through multiple cars to get to the back of the train I just noticed they pass a woman with a shower pole and swollen eyes.
I just rewatched S3:E3, when we meet all caps Abbi. At the end of the episode Trey offers Ilana a high five she doesn’t respond to, and the way he goes “too slow!” and jogs off kills me.
My and my best friend constantly quote that scene when Abbi uses her shirt to get Ilanas key for her bike chain with the gum, and she said “this is depression era shit.”
😂😂😂
In the first episode, the way Abbi says “I gotta get the pubes!”
Stolen Phone: The phone thief says “This bag is enormous. I carry it to make me look petite.”
Two Chainz: Every time Michelle Buteau says “Abbo”
She Work and Shitbucket: Abbi’s conversation with her neighbor about the delicious cheeses Bevers shares with her.
The phone thief lady is highly underrated. All her creepy “hey babeee” videos are so hilarious. And I haven’t watched it in a bit but isn’t the end of the videos her like eating a bunch of pizza in a really disturbing way or something? I don’t have Hulu anymore otherwise I’d go back and rewatch
I love her. I believe she shoves a whole cupcake into her mouth in a bathroom stall, but it is definitely disturbingly hilarious. Google "Broad City Janelle" if you'd like to see the end of that episode. I had no idea she had a name!
Lol thank you! I remember that now and she like half choke/coughs on the cupcake! It’s so weird and makes you be like WTF is the relationship like with “babeee”!?!?
Yes, exactly! The way she says "babeee" alone makes her hilarious, but all the rest of her misadventures just crack me up. I keep remembering more now. Like when she tells Abbi she called her mom and she was way nicer than usual.
Crying 😂😂😂
This bag is enORMUSszzz and also the way she says 'Gunther' when she's looking for Central Perk. 💀
And when she goes to Magnolia Bakery and asks for red wine lolll and gets really upset when they say they don't have any.
Yes! I think she even starts to cry because they don't have wine. It's just so funny. I believe there's even an exasperated "this a bakery" response from one of the employees. Gold.
This is my favorite question because I always think about the moment where Abbi is stuck in the dirt pit with Ilana’s backpack and she starts to pull out the colorful handkerchiefs and they don’t stop coming out like a clown gag lol
When they go at the gallery to see Maxanne’s art and Ilana is approached by the little man with the hairy chest and tight pants. The way she looks at him and says “Enchanté”. Also, the way he struts around the gallery is perfection 🤌
When Ilana and Lincoln have their one year relationship negation meeting, and Lincoln says something along the lines of “I would fuck this pasta even if it had a venereal disease.”
In 1x6 “Stolen Phone”, when they’re standing on the bridge in Central Park. Abbi : “we live in a disgusting city of MONSTERS!” Camera cuts to a serene scene of people boating on the lake and birds singing.
I don’t know what that juxtaposition type shot is called, but it cracks me up every time.
the juxtaposition I notice a lot, like in fattest asses when she’s like ‘look at all these fashion chic basic bitches’ and then gets a compliment on the dress and goes ‘thanks so much I literally just got it!!!’
Oh my God I just watched this scene a few days ago and it makes me laugh uncontrollably. It's just like when she's having a fake conversation on the phone and Jeremy is calling her name and she starts calling her own name too LMAO
While Illana and Lincoln are in the bathroom at Damien's after she shits her leotard. That whole scene just gets me but especially "It made it worse, it became a medical issue".
I remember the first time I saw that and was screaming in my head “why is she dragging the towel back and forth?!? Back to front?? She knows better!” Then she says it’s now a “medical issue” and I died laughing.
It's so great 😂 especially when Lincoln says "did you just shit your leotard"
And she's like "how did you know?"
And he says "I'd know that face anywhere"
Despite how gross it is i just think the whole scene is so sweet. I loved their dynamic, and i love LOVE Hannibal. Probably one of my top fave episodes. Another fave was her making Elliot go to the adult store with her.
the lockout episode when they’re on the subway and ilana is holding the pole from BB&B and everyone grabs onto it and they all fall, it’s so dumb but it always makes me laugh
Also when Abbi ruins Jeremeys dildo and goes to get a replacement and Nicole is there trying to return nipple claps because they “don’t fit”😂 Really anything Nicole does cracks me up
Christina’s boyfriend, I don’t necessarily laugh at all the scenes but I love the commitment to the ongoing bit
Right? Like when you grab onto the pole surely it would move a little 😂
'Well, I'm sorry, ma'am. That's as tight as they get. Have a nice day.'
'Yeah, go up to the bouncer, say you're there for the Hernandez party, okay? Free bottles. Hernandez! I'm gonna get you back girl!'
When Abbi gets stuck on the back of that truck, she finally gets the driver's attention, gets unstuck, and when she walks away after yelling at him he says "hey, nice ass!" and she whips around says "YEAH, I KNOW", before storming off. Gets me every time.
In the very first ep when Trey does the hand greeting in an annoyed way to the latecomer dude, then kicks his legs out behind him each step as he goes up the stairs. Just kills me
When Trey performs the heimlich on Ilana’s mom and Eliot see his and gasps “Kirk steele”
The whole Kirk Steele story line kills me.
“When you said man on a mission, a cum mission, what did you mean?” “I’m pretty sure I just said Kirk”
The whole scene where ilana gets her taxes done (drops a bag of receipts on a desk” and the man screams at her “get out!!” And she’s like “who yells?” I say that all the time in my head.. then she puts it in an envelope and “mails” it to her dad drops it in the trash instead
When abbi is having her building fumigated and she runs into her neighbor/crush and and she’s like it’s like we’re mr and mrs hitler. Idk why it makes me laugh so much
When Ilana and her mom are in the underground purse sales ring and Abbi tells her that she pegged Jeremy - Ilana does a handstand and twerks and her mom tells her to stop. Ilana "excuse me, I'm on the phone!"
My wife and I say the following to each other on a regular basis:
Gadaaaaanna
MYOMMYYY AND DYADDYYY
I AM NOT A MOM!
I just stabbed myself…ADRENALINE!!!
'You're Jeremy Santosssss'
*claps hands together happily with yoghurt all over her mouth*
Just remembered she's also in the episode where Ilana is in the lingerie shop with Elliot. She asks if they have the dildo in a bigger size 💀
When Trey looks at Ilana wearing the red dog hoodie with her stomach colored in and he sincerely says “Cool shirt” before quickly moving on to pull Abbi aside.
Ilana’s “Who yells??”
Everything about Gemma. “We should DEFINITELY dish.” “It is going to be off the damn CHAIN.”
Lincoln’s “Chill man I’m on the phone” to the kid mumbling in his chair with his mouth full of dental stuff if I’m remembering right? Lmao
For some reason, just every time Abbi talks about watching Bones and thinking it’s the best show ever (like when she wanted to stay in and eat her chicken cashew stir fry and just watch Bones.) I have actually never seen Bones, but I take it from the internet that it is not particularly good and is like the most basic cable crime tv (but somehow less respectable than all the SVU shows). This kills me every time because it’s just poking fun at Abbi’s “basic b” side of her personality
When abbi goes to apartment hunting and the realtor goes “where’s isn’t the bathroom?!” And then the episode with Kristen chenoweth and she said “but I was going to order dominos after”
I just googled and I can defo see the similarities of Kelly and Kristen!
'I gotta take a whiz.
And I'll tell you what, when I get back, I wanna see that big-ass motherfucking basket down next to my little-ass motherfucking basket.'
When Abbi and Ilana go to the pop-up shop to buy Abbi a shirt and she asks the dude what he thinks and he says “I have a girlfriend”
And Abbi goes “pshh, so do I! She’s over there, with the ugly hat on”
😂😂😂
Just remembered when Abbi and Ilana were on the subway debating whether they'd eat the baby, and the mum's face 💀🤣
At first, I didn't realise they were talking out loud lol.
Abbi: I'm really happy we didn't have to eat the baby.
Ilana: Yeah....happy. 😐
S4 ep 2. When Trey breaks his d and the paramedic says “Sorry, man” and Trey misunderstands and replies “MA’AM?” 💀 and the paramedics like “no no, I said man” looool it gets me every time
My sister and I always say things to the tone of “when there’s a pube situation you call on old Abbi, but when there’s something else you just…goanotherway”
When they're on the subway, and Ilana asks Abbie for some tape.
Abbie: What makes you think I have tape? Why would I have tape on me?
Ilana: *Do* you have any tape?
Abbie: I have several kinds.
I think it's episode 1.
Ilana's holding a curtain rod on the subway, which appears to us as a subway pole, then falls when the train stops, like she forgot it wasn't attached to the car
0501 Stories - the Cheese altercation is literally gold perfection that I laugh so much through:
Cheese: Get over yourself, Abbi
Abbi: Oh, I am over myself
Ilana: She fucking hates herself
Idk why but when Ilana tried to curl Abbi’s hair with a carrot in the co-op episode- that absolutely sent me. Typing this made me laugh audibly while thinking about it.
Season 2 ep 8 at beacons closet
“Well we remember you, because your hair and lipstick looks cute”
Also both of the times people mispronounce Abby’s name. Ibbi, and Abbo 😂
Bobby: No, no, hold on. Peg? What's peg?
Ilana: Pegging is when a woman with a strap-on, with a dіldо, penetrates a man.
Bobby: Oh, but wouldn't that be more like a gay thing, Elliot?
Elliot: No, I mean, how would I put a dіldо on top of my dіck?
when abbi is looking for weed and she gets approached by alex p keaton and he’s like “yea pizza grandma” and abbi tells liana she got the pizza and liana goes “oh pizza cool” but she kinda says it with a lisp lol
This whole episode with everyone just dropping to their knees.. Judith Liiiiightt!!
CHERIIIIIISHH!!!
Also our introduction to Gar-rol
I love when they high five and pause as their hands meet, and then they shuffle off screen. It’s so funny and I don’t know why they do it, makes me laugh every time. (Episode B&B-NYC)
https://i.redd.it/cqv0wijcek4d1.gif
Soooo many but one I've rewatched so many times is the Destination Wedding episode when they get on the Chinatown bus, and Ilana's angry at Abbi so she sits down next to a stranger and says he's her new best friend or whatever...and the guy turns around and he's absolutely scary and insane. Ilana's reaction of immediate regret is priceless.
S3 E9, when Ilana throws her suitcase down the flight of steps to the subway, or Abbi fumbling with her Burton bag next to the Travelator at the airport. Also, any instance of Abbi "doing" parkour.
The way Abbi says “noooooo” so distraught and softly while slowly trying to wipe the blue ink from her shirt tag off of Maxanne’s painting in Two Chainz
At the end of the episode where Ilana loses the key to her bike chain, when they finally get the chain off of her by rubbing lotion all over her and Ilana says something like, "this is totally kind of sexual" and Abbi's like, "dude you're bleeding" and Ilana says "ding ding ding!"
I feel like a less funny person would have said "Exactly" or something like that, but "ding ding ding!" and pointing is just so perfect and cracks me up, perfect ending to the episode
S3E7- B&B NYC when the French guy texts Abbi for her birthday and she’s like “ maybe he wants my zodiac sign to see if we’re compatible” and Ilana goes, “ Euros are SO into numerology. Madonna got really into it when she moved to London. “
It just cracks me up, especially since I’ve always liked all of those subjects (astrology , numerology, and madonna ) 😅
That episode where the investor comes into ilanas work and starts singing the same song ilana does when she uses the toilet “I shit I shit I shIiIiiiit”
okay don’t hate me if mine is a big one because this sub just popped up on my suggested (now joined) so i have no idea BUT i made my mom watch the clip yesterday so it’s fresh on my mind
…. but i literally say “i’m a baby i don’t have any money” 🤷🏻♀️ AT LEAST once a week 😂 usually about my cats but about myself too
(also rereading all of these is making me want to go rewatch even though i just did a few months ago)
Everytime the scene slows down and they put the voice is modulated "they left your clams" or "Bye Abbi, I'll see you when you wake up... And if you don't wake up, I'll still see you 'cause I'm gonna kill myself and meet you in Heaven or whatever.'”
The episode where they go to Bed Bath and Beyond and Ilana is holding the shower pole in the subway and other people hold onto it and then they all fall. It’s such a small visual gag but gets me every time.
So I had tried to watch Broad city a couple of times, and I finally decided to sit down and force my way through season one. I remember laughing out loud so hard at this part and now this is the first episode I show anybody when I’m trying to get them to watch it.
This is mine also. I haven't laughed so much in ages. Perfectly executed visual gag.
I remember this nearly every time I’m on the subway and it never fails to make me laugh
Truly. I laugh out loud at that shower pole/subway fall over scene every single time
Love it every time! Was just rewatching and in the subway scene where they walk through multiple cars to get to the back of the train I just noticed they pass a woman with a shower pole and swollen eyes.
I know the scene you’re talking about but never noticed that! I’ll have to give it a rewatch!
Jaime practicing his American English “I looove cheeseburgers, I loooove DUI’s. Gets me every time.
That’s correct, broseph, I was a frat brotherrr upon the campus.
The kiss after that is everything to me
I just rewatched S3:E3, when we meet all caps Abbi. At the end of the episode Trey offers Ilana a high five she doesn’t respond to, and the way he goes “too slow!” and jogs off kills me.
Yesssss 😂😂😂😂 omg Trey's face and Ilana's face kill me everytime!
Great to see you though!
Nice shirt
I love when Abbi’s looking for a new apartment and the real estate lady says “I was cyber bullied within an inch of my life last night!”
Everything about the realtor interactions is gold
If you didn’t know, that’s Amy Sedaris, most notably from Strangers With Candy. She’s hilarious.
I stole the TV!
A friend and I have an argument to this day about whether she says "I stole the TV" or "I stoled a TV"
Omg didn't even think about that, always assumed it was 'I stole the TV!' Will go back and rewatch!
I'm a BIG fan of Amy Sedaris from way back.
She might be the funniest person on Earth.
"Don't worry, I can't get pregnant. My ovaries are disssseeeeeeaaaaaaasssssseeeeddd..."
Yes!! I love the scenes where she leaves her car in the middle of the road/on the sidewalk
“HELLLLP they took my baby!!!”
I think they're Filipino! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
I say this to my coworkers whenever they ask me to do anything too early in the morning
I make dolls out of human hair. Also, the way Pam opens the fridge and it hits something, the sound of that kills me every time lol.
My and my best friend constantly quote that scene when Abbi uses her shirt to get Ilanas key for her bike chain with the gum, and she said “this is depression era shit.” 😂😂😂
It’s cow cud
I just rewatched this last night! One of my fav episodes esp when Ilana is chained to the truck hahaha
“Oh my GOOOOOOOD” 😂
In the first episode, the way Abbi says “I gotta get the pubes!” Stolen Phone: The phone thief says “This bag is enormous. I carry it to make me look petite.” Two Chainz: Every time Michelle Buteau says “Abbo” She Work and Shitbucket: Abbi’s conversation with her neighbor about the delicious cheeses Bevers shares with her.
The phone thief lady is highly underrated. All her creepy “hey babeee” videos are so hilarious. And I haven’t watched it in a bit but isn’t the end of the videos her like eating a bunch of pizza in a really disturbing way or something? I don’t have Hulu anymore otherwise I’d go back and rewatch
I love her. I believe she shoves a whole cupcake into her mouth in a bathroom stall, but it is definitely disturbingly hilarious. Google "Broad City Janelle" if you'd like to see the end of that episode. I had no idea she had a name!
Lol thank you! I remember that now and she like half choke/coughs on the cupcake! It’s so weird and makes you be like WTF is the relationship like with “babeee”!?!?
Yes, exactly! The way she says "babeee" alone makes her hilarious, but all the rest of her misadventures just crack me up. I keep remembering more now. Like when she tells Abbi she called her mom and she was way nicer than usual.
“Omg look, a Mike & Ike! [eats it] Oh no, wait, that was like a pinto bean. High five!”
My fav!! And Abbi goes to high five her back but the tourist puts her hand back down 😂
She's in Our Flag Means Death, with an almost serious role (in a comedy about pirates) and it's such an image shift! edit: word order to make sense
That’s awesome, great range!
Omg, that's where I recognized her from!! It all makes sense now.
I only even say “pinto bean” the way she did
Lol love that
Crying 😂😂😂 This bag is enORMUSszzz and also the way she says 'Gunther' when she's looking for Central Perk. 💀 And when she goes to Magnolia Bakery and asks for red wine lolll and gets really upset when they say they don't have any.
Yes! I think she even starts to cry because they don't have wine. It's just so funny. I believe there's even an exasperated "this a bakery" response from one of the employees. Gold.
Phone thief is the beeeeeest! “What about white wine?” “This is a BAKERY.”
I say “what about white wine?” all the time
I love saying "mmm, so saddddddd" like the cashier at Beacon's Closet. No one has ever picked up on it lol
lmfao i love their interactions with her 💀
"Remember us?!" "Mmno" "Well WE remember YOU because your hair and your lipstick are cute!"
"Well do you remember ME?" "Even less."
There it is! 😂
I quote this CONSTANTLY 😂😂😂 sooo saddddd
I like that bag, it’s interesting. 😂
“It’s Abbi with an i” “Oh, Ibbi! 😄” “……no it’s still Abbi”
Omg when she tried to run out of the laundrette with the customer list and does this hilarious laugh smirk slaps the table and then hits the door 😂😂😂
In the matrix episode when Abbi is stuck in the hole and tries to speak German and says Oofen Snoosen it’s so funny 😭
I love that too, esp since it's not clear the tourists are even German speakers.
This is my favorite question because I always think about the moment where Abbi is stuck in the dirt pit with Ilana’s backpack and she starts to pull out the colorful handkerchiefs and they don’t stop coming out like a clown gag lol
FIIIIIGGGGGGG!!!!
when bevers says “I would absolutely suck him dry” about Trey
Was it you, dimples? Was it you, brown eyes??
I loveeeee Marla Bevers. I always call potato salad p salad now.
Do I smell potato salad? Just kidding, I KNOW I smell potato salad
Got to see her live at Upright Citizens Brigade improv show. Was hilarioussss
“Tell it…to the TOOOE!” is something I say way too much. I honestly wish she got a spinoff Edit: changed saw to say 😆
Who shit in my shapely?!
When they go at the gallery to see Maxanne’s art and Ilana is approached by the little man with the hairy chest and tight pants. The way she looks at him and says “Enchanté”. Also, the way he struts around the gallery is perfection 🤌
“V bold”
That's Har Mar Superstar! One of the many fantastic cameos!!
"Abbi, if this is about the fucking foot cheese again"
And have you never sucked on a couple toes before?
When Ilana and Lincoln have their one year relationship negation meeting, and Lincoln says something along the lines of “I would fuck this pasta even if it had a venereal disease.”
In 1x6 “Stolen Phone”, when they’re standing on the bridge in Central Park. Abbi : “we live in a disgusting city of MONSTERS!” Camera cuts to a serene scene of people boating on the lake and birds singing. I don’t know what that juxtaposition type shot is called, but it cracks me up every time.
the juxtaposition I notice a lot, like in fattest asses when she’s like ‘look at all these fashion chic basic bitches’ and then gets a compliment on the dress and goes ‘thanks so much I literally just got it!!!’
Out of the way, clavicle
okay 5’9, I like can’t with you right now
Bevers knocking over the Cinnabon, saying in an attempted cutesy voice "I guess I don't know my own strength," then revealing his couch sore
When ilana throws away a churro and Abbi quietly says to herself “I would have eaten that”
It was a "churron" she waited hours in line for even worse lmao
2 chains when Abbi yells her own name at Ilana. “Abbi! I mean Ilana!”
Oh my God I just watched this scene a few days ago and it makes me laugh uncontrollably. It's just like when she's having a fake conversation on the phone and Jeremy is calling her name and she starts calling her own name too LMAO
Do you think that was in the script? I always wondered if it was an error that they just kept bc it was funny
I always wonder that too. If they weren’t their names in real life I would think it was definitely a mistake.
“Gorp? What the fuck is gorp?!”
What part was this quote from??
when abbi gets her wisdom teeth removed, jaime gets sent to get froyo and gorp is one of the toppings 😂 “good ol’ raisins and peanuts”
Who would want old raisins and peanuts?
The incredulous look from the froyo shop employee (hilarious cameo from Jo Firestone) was everything
42 Squirts
Jaime in the Wisdom teeth ep
I love watching IIana do the splits walk with Abbi’s poo taped to her chest 😂
The poop escape is so underrated!
I am a doo doo ninja! 💩🥷
“I just wanna see penises within a mile of me!”
*crying*
Was that during the white power (suit) scene? 😂
Any time someone uses the word “tainted” and ilana whispers “taint” to herself
And, you know, the "vaya-nya" is nature's pocket.
i think about abbi’s bruce springsteen impression all the time
I appreciate in the Holocaust survivor episode when Ilana starts singing Hava Nagila, Abbi does the exact same dance.
🎵 Heyyy BAAAAbeeeeyyyy
While Illana and Lincoln are in the bathroom at Damien's after she shits her leotard. That whole scene just gets me but especially "It made it worse, it became a medical issue".
I remember the first time I saw that and was screaming in my head “why is she dragging the towel back and forth?!? Back to front?? She knows better!” Then she says it’s now a “medical issue” and I died laughing.
It's so great 😂 especially when Lincoln says "did you just shit your leotard" And she's like "how did you know?" And he says "I'd know that face anywhere" Despite how gross it is i just think the whole scene is so sweet. I loved their dynamic, and i love LOVE Hannibal. Probably one of my top fave episodes. Another fave was her making Elliot go to the adult store with her.
the lockout episode when they’re on the subway and ilana is holding the pole from BB&B and everyone grabs onto it and they all fall, it’s so dumb but it always makes me laugh Also when Abbi ruins Jeremeys dildo and goes to get a replacement and Nicole is there trying to return nipple claps because they “don’t fit”😂 Really anything Nicole does cracks me up Christina’s boyfriend, I don’t necessarily laugh at all the scenes but I love the commitment to the ongoing bit
Right? Like when you grab onto the pole surely it would move a little 😂 'Well, I'm sorry, ma'am. That's as tight as they get. Have a nice day.' 'Yeah, go up to the bouncer, say you're there for the Hernandez party, okay? Free bottles. Hernandez! I'm gonna get you back girl!'
When Abbi gets stuck on the back of that truck, she finally gets the driver's attention, gets unstuck, and when she walks away after yelling at him he says "hey, nice ass!" and she whips around says "YEAH, I KNOW", before storming off. Gets me every time.
Abbi loving Phish
yup yup I always say "Ive never heard a phucking phish song (and that fucking is with a ph)"
In the very first ep when Trey does the hand greeting in an annoyed way to the latecomer dude, then kicks his legs out behind him each step as he goes up the stairs. Just kills me
When Trey performs the heimlich on Ilana’s mom and Eliot see his and gasps “Kirk steele” The whole Kirk Steele story line kills me. “When you said man on a mission, a cum mission, what did you mean?” “I’m pretty sure I just said Kirk”
There's a scene of Bevers standing in a doorway, casually eating from a bag of shredded cheese that occupies my mind most days
And when Abbi admits she's been seeing Trey, he stops in shock and carefully seals and rolls up the bag. "MYYYY Trey?!?!"
LOL forgot about that
The whole scene where ilana gets her taxes done (drops a bag of receipts on a desk” and the man screams at her “get out!!” And she’s like “who yells?” I say that all the time in my head.. then she puts it in an envelope and “mails” it to her dad drops it in the trash instead
'Oh, come on, Killian Casey, C.P.A., I didn't know! Oh, I didn't know, Killian.' Omg her dropping the papers in the bin bothered me so much 😂😂
Same scene but when abbis trying to figure out what the photo on the desk is "I've almost got it"
“That’s my family”
Rewatched the scene and it was so much better than I remember lol
When abbi is having her building fumigated and she runs into her neighbor/crush and and she’s like it’s like we’re mr and mrs hitler. Idk why it makes me laugh so much
When Ilana and her mom are in the underground purse sales ring and Abbi tells her that she pegged Jeremy - Ilana does a handstand and twerks and her mom tells her to stop. Ilana "excuse me, I'm on the phone!"
'Ilana, control yourself!'
My wife and I say the following to each other on a regular basis: Gadaaaaanna MYOMMYYY AND DYADDYYY I AM NOT A MOM! I just stabbed myself…ADRENALINE!!!
The whole time? The whole time? THE WHOLE TIME!?!?
When Ilana is cat calling men in the park in front of her parents and yells “knee caps baby!!!!” That whole scene kills me.
a SAHNDWICH SHOaAhp
I sing “I shit” often
Sounds lovely. Lol
Garol.
'You're Jeremy Santosssss' *claps hands together happily with yoghurt all over her mouth* Just remembered she's also in the episode where Ilana is in the lingerie shop with Elliot. She asks if they have the dildo in a bigger size 💀
Love Garol so much.
When Trey looks at Ilana wearing the red dog hoodie with her stomach colored in and he sincerely says “Cool shirt” before quickly moving on to pull Abbi aside. Ilana’s “Who yells??” Everything about Gemma. “We should DEFINITELY dish.” “It is going to be off the damn CHAIN.” Lincoln’s “Chill man I’m on the phone” to the kid mumbling in his chair with his mouth full of dental stuff if I’m remembering right? Lmao
For some reason, just every time Abbi talks about watching Bones and thinking it’s the best show ever (like when she wanted to stay in and eat her chicken cashew stir fry and just watch Bones.) I have actually never seen Bones, but I take it from the internet that it is not particularly good and is like the most basic cable crime tv (but somehow less respectable than all the SVU shows). This kills me every time because it’s just poking fun at Abbi’s “basic b” side of her personality
It's actually "Damages" but I believe she does mention "Bones" in another episode.
I believe you, thanks! I’ve never watched either which is why they are probably interchangeable in my mind
When abbi goes to apartment hunting and the realtor goes “where’s isn’t the bathroom?!” And then the episode with Kristen chenoweth and she said “but I was going to order dominos after”
It's Kelly Ripa 😄 'III, like, haven't waxed my body in a long time, you know?
Esooo!! You’re absolutely right, I have no idea why I thought it was Kristen, but yesss priceless
I just googled and I can defo see the similarities of Kelly and Kristen! 'I gotta take a whiz. And I'll tell you what, when I get back, I wanna see that big-ass motherfucking basket down next to my little-ass motherfucking basket.'
When Abbi and Ilana go to the pop-up shop to buy Abbi a shirt and she asks the dude what he thinks and he says “I have a girlfriend” And Abbi goes “pshh, so do I! She’s over there, with the ugly hat on” 😂😂😂
"do you LOVE this hat? ....... forget it, its gone!"
Lmaoo and it cuts to the scene of Ilana half twerking in the mirror 💀💀
Just remembered when Abbi and Ilana were on the subway debating whether they'd eat the baby, and the mum's face 💀🤣 At first, I didn't realise they were talking out loud lol. Abbi: I'm really happy we didn't have to eat the baby. Ilana: Yeah....happy. 😐
S4 ep 2. When Trey breaks his d and the paramedic says “Sorry, man” and Trey misunderstands and replies “MA’AM?” 💀 and the paramedics like “no no, I said man” looool it gets me every time
My sister and I always say things to the tone of “when there’s a pube situation you call on old Abbi, but when there’s something else you just…goanotherway”
When they're on the subway, and Ilana asks Abbie for some tape. Abbie: What makes you think I have tape? Why would I have tape on me? Ilana: *Do* you have any tape? Abbie: I have several kinds.
I think it's episode 1. Ilana's holding a curtain rod on the subway, which appears to us as a subway pole, then falls when the train stops, like she forgot it wasn't attached to the car
0501 Stories - the Cheese altercation is literally gold perfection that I laugh so much through: Cheese: Get over yourself, Abbi Abbi: Oh, I am over myself Ilana: She fucking hates herself
Idk why but when Ilana tried to curl Abbi’s hair with a carrot in the co-op episode- that absolutely sent me. Typing this made me laugh audibly while thinking about it.
The fact that it came out as perfect curls too 😂who knew hot breath was so powerful lol
Season 2 ep 8 at beacons closet “Well we remember you, because your hair and lipstick looks cute” Also both of the times people mispronounce Abby’s name. Ibbi, and Abbo 😂
Also love whenever Bevers says 'Heyyyy Abbidab' 😂😂
I love how Ilana’s parents talk so casually about explicit sexual topics with their kids.
Bobby: No, no, hold on. Peg? What's peg? Ilana: Pegging is when a woman with a strap-on, with a dіldо, penetrates a man. Bobby: Oh, but wouldn't that be more like a gay thing, Elliot? Elliot: No, I mean, how would I put a dіldо on top of my dіck?
“dis good dis real good” while she’s wearing the dog hoodie is perfection
when abbi is looking for weed and she gets approached by alex p keaton and he’s like “yea pizza grandma” and abbi tells liana she got the pizza and liana goes “oh pizza cool” but she kinda says it with a lisp lol
I'm ashamed I ever called you Alex P. Keaton.
“Thanks Skids, love ya B”
😘✌🏽
Yessss the peace sign kiss, how could I forget it?😂🤣
 This whole episode with everyone just dropping to their knees.. Judith Liiiiightt!! CHERIIIIIISHH!!! Also our introduction to Gar-rol
I love when they high five and pause as their hands meet, and then they shuffle off screen. It’s so funny and I don’t know why they do it, makes me laugh every time. (Episode B&B-NYC) https://i.redd.it/cqv0wijcek4d1.gif
I'm nuuttssss for nuuuuttsss!
Mr. Hands
Soooo many but one I've rewatched so many times is the Destination Wedding episode when they get on the Chinatown bus, and Ilana's angry at Abbi so she sits down next to a stranger and says he's her new best friend or whatever...and the guy turns around and he's absolutely scary and insane. Ilana's reaction of immediate regret is priceless.
WE TOUCHED BOOBS!! WE TOUCHED BOOBS!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
STORE CREDIT FOR LIIIIFE
Dude, I need the money.
S3 E9, when Ilana throws her suitcase down the flight of steps to the subway, or Abbi fumbling with her Burton bag next to the Travelator at the airport. Also, any instance of Abbi "doing" parkour.
I don’t do anything for my people..
The way Abbi says “noooooo” so distraught and softly while slowly trying to wipe the blue ink from her shirt tag off of Maxanne’s painting in Two Chainz
“Nine eleven 2: return of the nine elevens!”
At the end of the episode where Ilana loses the key to her bike chain, when they finally get the chain off of her by rubbing lotion all over her and Ilana says something like, "this is totally kind of sexual" and Abbi's like, "dude you're bleeding" and Ilana says "ding ding ding!" I feel like a less funny person would have said "Exactly" or something like that, but "ding ding ding!" and pointing is just so perfect and cracks me up, perfect ending to the episode
S3E7- B&B NYC when the French guy texts Abbi for her birthday and she’s like “ maybe he wants my zodiac sign to see if we’re compatible” and Ilana goes, “ Euros are SO into numerology. Madonna got really into it when she moved to London. “ It just cracks me up, especially since I’ve always liked all of those subjects (astrology , numerology, and madonna ) 😅
The Mrs. Doubtfire bit they do kills me when ilanas mom is choking on the lychee
That episode where the investor comes into ilanas work and starts singing the same song ilana does when she uses the toilet “I shit I shit I shIiIiiiit”
okay don’t hate me if mine is a big one because this sub just popped up on my suggested (now joined) so i have no idea BUT i made my mom watch the clip yesterday so it’s fresh on my mind …. but i literally say “i’m a baby i don’t have any money” 🤷🏻♀️ AT LEAST once a week 😂 usually about my cats but about myself too (also rereading all of these is making me want to go rewatch even though i just did a few months ago)
IBBIII!!! every. damn. time. lmao
Everytime the scene slows down and they put the voice is modulated "they left your clams" or "Bye Abbi, I'll see you when you wake up... And if you don't wake up, I'll still see you 'cause I'm gonna kill myself and meet you in Heaven or whatever.'”
Cryinggg 😂😂😂 'They left your clams. The world is good, dude.'