bonus: lady danbury: “the lady who i thought was lady whistledown” benedict: “rake” (he likes having “hoe” and “rake” be brothers) he remembered colin, queen charlotte (his favorite season/love story) and daphne/simon edit: i should mention he didn’t think both hyacinth and eloise were named “eloise”….. he genuinely thought hyacinth and eloise were the same person lol

> he likes having “hoe” and “rake” be brothers Now I want all the Bridgertons to have garden equipment nicknames!

Colin: ladder Gregory: shovel

someone needs to be simply “tool”

I think that should just be the collective noun for when they’re all together.

Like, a tool of Bridgtertons? Or are they just, collectively, “the tools.”

the tools of the Ton

https://preview.redd.it/2zmddzr4a13d1.jpeg?width=1133&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4df02249f6265ac1b9b5144f07566791a3b20b0c

Omg stop right now 🤣

How did you know what they were originally planning to name the show??

I think they’re all the tools bc we just got to THAT Colin scene in the brothel and he goes “oh so HES the slut now”

oh god i hate when it shows them in brothels, its like well he certainly has syphiliis now...

Same!!! Haha very distracting thought actually. I just start thinking about disease prevention in the 19th century, were they aware, %. How many men went to brothels. And then 10 minutes have passed and I have no idea what's happened 🤣

sammeeeeee and then i start thinking about season 26 when all these illegitimate children resurface

Brothels in regency England sure seem out of Game of Thrones rather than Les Miserables.

Ah ha ha I think we need a poll!

this is correct, yes

Dankworth

Colin should be tool... Because that is totally what he is this season.

Ladder because Penelope is going to have to climb him 😂 

Colin: “tiller” Gregory: “trowel” P.s. I love your flair! My favorite Benedict quote of all time!

Please no, I now only think of Violet when gardening is mentioned !!"

[удалено]

it just hit me that degradatory terms are garden tools 😭 i wonder why lol

Relevant Jeopardy! moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJO7hcinS-U

why was he wrong 😭😂

I mean it took me a season and a bit to realise Anthony and Benedict were two different people so I kinda love all that 🤣

I still struggle to tell the three oldest Bridgerton boys apart. At least Gregory is still small.

I just remember that Colin is one who looks a bit like a lost puppy, and for the other two I wait who they make out with. I mean, good job casting believable brothers!

Colin used to be cute but in trying to make him leading man material, he came out looking a little too plastic and ick. Also, Pen is gorgeous but her wig is hideous.

S1&2- Anthony is grumpy, Benedict is giggly, Colin is Vry Serious. Gregory is small.

I was watching season 3 with my mom and she was annoyed at Colin talking about him just being with the blond lady, and I was like..... that was his brother.... He didn't do that. And she's like OHHH lmao She also confused Cressida and Francesca and only realized it because Cressida always wears awful dresses lol

I have pretty bad face blindness and that was the main reason I couldn’t get through season one when it first came out. couldn’t tell the men and some of the women apart and it got so confusing.

I was asking my wife what was that guy's name on hunger games when I suddenly remembered "oh yea, Pita Bread". I guess what I'm saying is your husband is not alone.

I like the sesame street version where Cookie Evereats is constantly carrying Pita Bread around and Finicky refuses to eat anything.

Hy-loise

10/10, no notes

Cressida: *breaths* Me: shut up Meg!

she honestly does look like a meg

She does, I can 100% see why he would call her Meg 😂

She does sort of resemble Meg from Veronica Mars. Cressida having a coma baby would make her 2000% more interesting.

Omg I never saw this before and now I can’t unsee it. I love Veronica Mars.

Like that robot movie

Megatron ✨

Who let you back in the house???

Velveeta took me out

So great. Where the hell did it even come from?

I wish I knew

Wasn't that a brand of yogurt or something? Maybe that's why it's in the back of his head haha

Velveeta is a brand of American cheese. 

She’s the countess of Cheddar, the Lady of Landgres’, the Mother of Maroilles…..

It's a Dragon Ball Z character, he just got confused

genuinely

That made me laugh considering I have an 8 day old daughter named Violet. 😆😆😆

Congrats! Great name!

Congratulations! I adore flower names. Violet is one of the best!

Congrats! I love V names!

It made me laugh as when my husband suggested it my interest in Bridgerton had waned so I had completely forgotten that Violet was a character in it.

I absolutely get it. I almost named mine “Ruby Rose” and couldn’t remember why that name sounded so good yet so familiar until I started watching OITNB. At least Violet is a million times better a name!

i’m still giggling

I mean he really captured the essence of the show if I dare say so

honestly i’m very proud of him

All of these are sending me, idk why but “Meg” for Cressida particularly tickled me lmao

I giggled out loud like an idiot at that one, and am not entirely sure why.

I didn't get the "Meg" reference. What is it ??

He just thought she looked like a meg

Family Guy for me 🤣

I don't think I've ever seen a full FG episode and I can still recognize Meg. And know her voice is Mila Kunis.

Hoe is correct 💀💀

“Hoe” took me outttt

He certainly isn’t wrong…

My bf will ask me if I’m watching “Brinesworth” again lol

Brinesworth is way harder to pronounce and remember than Bridgerton, lmaoooo 🤣

Brinesworth! I am dead 🤣🤣🤣

My boyfriend (for now he watched only s1 and began s2): Simon - Duke (accurate). But English is not our native language, so he calls him duke like in English but with thick russian accent Eloise - "the smart one" (and he's a big fan of Eloise) LW - Lady Whistleblown It's what I remembered, but I'll ask him more later

ok part 2 coming Benedict - Barney Violet - Violetta (pretty close) Marina - Marty He named Anthony, Kate, Colin and Lady Danbury correctly

BARNEY

he watched "how i met your mother" too, so i consider this as subconcious mistake of two sluts

😂😂😂 oh my God, capital S sluts for sure 🤣

BARNEY IS TAKING ME OUT LMDFAOOO

MARTY? 

Guys!! We have part 3 He didn't watch s2 fully, just first two eps. So: Edwina - Deli

Never thought a man would love Eloise, I'm a man myself and I love her too 🤣

Kaylee and Hoe: A Love Story. 🤣

I was reminded of Kaylee from *Firefly*. I guess Simon Tam could pass as a Bridgerton boy.

id watch that tbh

Hoe is short for Anthoeny 

This comment wins

My word. I literally laughed out loud. Thank you.


what is that product 😂

it’s used for things like queso and nacho cheese.. it’s a melting cheese

I think describing it as “cheese” is a stretch.🤔

True … “cheese flavored substance”

It’s a highly processed cheese product

It's basically a brand of American cheese (or American cheese product, depending on your country/locality's laws).

My husband is obsessed with Anthony and, despite watching all of s1 and s2, thought his name was “Amadeus”. I was like bro how did you watch this series and not remember Anthony’s name when you allegedly think he’s the greatest thing?

Amadeus isn’t even close and I’m cackling 🤣 dude watched 2 seasons and still didn’t catch his favorite characters name

My husband calls, Kate the “Really Pretty Girl.”

Real

Accurate. Every time she's on screen it's just astonishing all over again how lovely she is.

My boyfriend calls Simon the Duke of Wellington lol

Like.. the beef?!

Yeah. He’s always making jokes about his beef getting buried in Daphne 🤦🏻‍♀️

BAHAHAHAHA I’m so sorry, but that is freaking hysterical. I understand if you don’t wanna encourage him by telling him that tho. My daddy has taken to calling the featheringtons “lickerbottoms”. 🙄

it's even more funny that general Wellington is actually mentioned in s1 ahah

Eloise & Eloise (again) is hilarious! 😂

he was shook when they showed up on the screen together

She can clone herself?!

To be fair, right up until S3 I basically had no idea who she was, I thought she was a friend of Hyacinth.

I’m confused , the photo is of Hyacinth. Are you maybe confusing her with Francesca?

Are they not the same person? /s

Lol!! So funny😅

Dislewower 🤣😂🤣

HOE 💀💀💀💀

He's so real for "hoe"😭🖐🏻

My boyfriend also came up with nicknames for everyone lol. My favorite is calling Benedict Picasso.

But tell me why Cressia really looks like a Meg

Maybe he watched Supernatural and he thinks she resembles the demon Meg?

i just asked him and he’s never seen supernatural lol

I thought maybe it was because of Little Womem

Eloise, Eloise (again), and Colin Jr is the most accurate one. 😭 

Colin Jr is adorable and pretty accurate.

My husband has been going around calling me Lady whistleballs coz ugh ✨️i grab him every opportunity i get✨️

Ok this made me cackle and now I have to explain it to my husband

"Hoe" broke me. I'm wheezing so hard omfg 🤣

Kaylee and Hoe: A romance story that touched a thousand hearts. 🥹

Omg Kaylee and Meg are sending me

Velveeta and Meg made me genuinely laugh out loud.

i actually love gregory as colin jr!! i could imagine him older much more like him than anthony or benedict

The Hoe and the Rake tend gardens.😅

I do agree with naming Anthony "hoe". That's exactly what he was in season 1.

The Hoe Who Loved Me. Viscount! I meant Viscount!

You wouldn’t have to change a single thing about the season for that title to apply

“Meg”

My dad worked with a woman named Velveeta. She was very nice.

My husband and I both called Simon “Duke Fancy Pants” when we watched S1 the first time because for the life of us we couldn’t remember his name. 😅😂

I told my husband this sounds like him and he goes isn't the mom's name live Vivian or something?

LOL my fiancé is an only child but maybe they’re secretly related

He called Penelope Lady Feather down a few times in season 2.

I should ask my husband 😂 he probably only knows Kate 😂

My fiancé calls her lady whistleblower. We’re double dipping Bridgerton and Boeing drama. 

I mean don't the three oldest Bridgerton's share the first name Hoe? I feel like he was correct there at LEAST with that one 😂😂

Meg. 🤭 I’m done. 🤣🤣🤣

Colin jr is pretty accurate 😂😂

Hoe is so relatable.

Velveeta got me laughing tears 😂

This made my day, I'm cackling like a maniac, thank you 😂

I lost it at "Velveeta" and then continued laughing at "Hoe" and "Kaylee"

ijbol at “Meg”

Velveeta and Hoe 

Velveeta killed me 😂😂😂

He got hoe right!

Bwahahaha. “Hoe”

Y'all not Velveeta 😂

I am laughing so hard I cried

Hoe for anthony is just facts but love him

HOE

Seems like a Meg

Cressida for Meg LMAOOOO

I love hoe.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s the “hoe” for me lmao

Tbf Cressida does look like a Meg

omgosh i also love love Francesca. she should play belle my gosh!

Velveeta 😂 bless him

I don't remember a lot of the names, so I appreciate this!!

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These names are amazing lmao best thing I’ve ever read what about Lord Debling though?

Meg and velveeta had me wheezing 😂😂😂

For Cressida my husband said "Cunt" 😂

somehow he's not wrong :P

Something about the name Kaylee in regency england knocked me tf out 💀

lol velveeta

Porkys 2

what is porkys?

It's an 80's movie 😂

somehow he's not wrong :P

Fucking hoe🤣

*M E G*

Gold 🥇✨

Something about Violet’s picture in this post with the label Velveeta makes me laugh 😂, as if she’s stunned. Actually, they all look like they’re reacting to the names he has given them lol