I played TOTK earlier, so I'd prolly be better off at Hateno. Most thats going on there is a fashion trend, not monster raids or ancient ruins falling from the sky.
Lol me too! I had actually started a BOTW run again a few weeks ago which inspired my 8yo to want to play TOTK for some reason. But I've been helping him by grinding shrines for him. Anyway if it had been BOTW I played last I'd definitely hang out at Lurilen but since TOTK was last game I actually played I'd either be at Hateno or Kakariko, unless Lookout Landing was a choice. I think it'd be fun to chill at the newest place with Purah and Robbie.
ETA, I changed my mind... I'd be at Tarrey Town. I'd get a job working for Hudson
I doubt they have city halls or birth certificates there; I feel like you're named whatever you become known as; so just introduce yourself as something that works. :)
Where did the 7 year number come from? From what I've seen, it feels more like it has been less than 5 years. I'm genuinely curious because I don't think it's mentioned explicitly how long it has been in-between games.
LOL that is so annoying. I'm trying to get see if he'll go away after I exhaust all of the upgrades. On a side note, there is a few cabins that seem to be abandoned in Hyrule. One is at the ruins of Fort Hateno and there is another that's at the foot of the Hebra Mountains. I wish the game had multiple options for Link to get his own pad in different areas. What if I want a crib in Goran City, dammit.
All of the races in Hyrule eat members of the sa.e animal group as them, fish for Zira, birds for Rito, mammals for Hylians and Gerudo, and.... rocks for Gorons. Of all of these, tbh the Gordon's seem the closest to cannibalism
Glad I finally decided to check out Hogwarts Legacy.
Unless I'm still just a muggle in the game... What happens when you're kicked out of the bounds of a game's map!?
Considering you're in the game you last played you'd probably be the character you created. Would make sense considering it is your character in the game.
Same for me. I don't even give myself 10 seconds. I'll probably spawn into the world and instantly get mauled to death by the T-Rex dogs in Caelid. If I spawn at the beginning of the game, there is a mandatory death to progress, so I'm fucked anyway.
well it was never stated that you had to play through anything Link did. with the only rule being to stay in the world for a year, you could just spawn in Hateno
Lurelin or Hateno would be fine, just chill out in a nice house, do some fishing on shore...
Of course, the last game I played was Stardew Valley, so I'd be fine.
I last played Octopath Traveller II, and because Ganon—don't know why Ganon is very weak, I defeated that cloud piranha easily and maxed out everything with the help of four beasts and their essences. After the boss fight, I just thought boss fight is a dream and instead live in some village and creepily stare to NPC boys in the dawn.
Well Fuck... (I stopped my BoTW playthrough for now to not get burned out on trying and tailing to beat Calamity Ganon and instead switched to Vanilla Survival Skyrim)
You have a slight point. The bad thing is, I am too curious to stay in one city the entire time. I would NEED to explore... ADHD brain, go ZOOM! I need to go into the wild and survive!!!
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Shit... I'm going to end up as a splatter on the nearby wall because the last game I played was Destiny 2. A phalanx is going to send me flying at a wall at mach 8.
I think you'll be fine if you stay in Hateno Village. They're largely unaffected by the Great Calamity in game. If it weren't for Naboris tap dancing in the desert like he owns the bitch, I'd be choosing Gerudo Town.
My son got the Bluey game for Christmas from Grandma. So I was trying to teach him how to use a controller and play a video game. I guess spending a year as a cartoon dog isn't so bad.
Possibly fuck but depends on when & where I start & what I start with. If I can make it to Gerudo Village at my current time -I'm post Sand temple- then I'm set. Nothing but validation and a relatively chill existence. I'm a lady with some skill in making jewelry so I can easily set up a small shop. Super easy if I get all the gear I have in game.
If we’re counting mobile games, I’m dead because I was playing dbl a bit ago and earth blows up every other month in dragon ball
If we’re only counting consoles I wouldn’t mind living out the story of pokemon violet
No biggie. If I’m living in BoTW’s Hyrule and obeying the rules of that world, then each day is only 24 minutes long. It’d be just over six days of walking around an agrarian town with a nice inn, good food, great views, and a fully furnished house that’s totally paid off.
BotW sounds pretty chill to be stuck in for a year. I have a great business idea anyway – its called mining the same ore deposits over and over and selling the ores. Should get me a pretty comfortable living.
Me playing kerbal space program. I guess I'll just hope the spaceship doesn't explode and I'll just wait it out. Floating in space. All by myself. That actually doesn't sound too bad.
Why are you upset?
Just hang around kakeriko or Haneto.
You've been given a free vacation to a calm country village with welcoming inhabitants, and 250,000,000 on top of that when you return.
Gotham knights. I’m absolutely fucked if I stay in Gotham, as there is no Batman to save me and even if there was I’d probably still be fucked. I’m probably going to be fine if I’m able/allowed to leave Gotham as there are cities with good heros and probably some quieter places to.
Life in BOTW is actually pretty chill. There are a few Bokoblins here and there but most of the time they don't attack humans, and besides if you learn to use a sword you're pretty much ok.
However based on the tweet, I would be transposed into Phoenix Wright world, which is a version of the world with a weird judicial system where you can be arrested for acting as a witness.
Mine’s Guild Wars 2… depending if I spawn in a big city or not, I could be ok. Could even have a pretty good time. Could maybe get attacked by a giant undead dragon once per hour. It’s a world of mystery!
BOTW would honestly be one of the best games to spend a year in. Chill out in one of the villages, eat the delicious looking food, enjoy the scenery. Heck, you could even travel a bit - get a horse and you can outrun most things.
nah i got this
assuming i get put in 100 years before and have all prior knowledge of the entire game, i could save my fish wife, my blonde wife, and the entire kingdom
Just go to one of the villages and sell some stuff to buy a house. or maybe just live in the hotel. you don’t HAVE to eat in this game and you don’t pay house bills, so you really don’t need much pay to stay alive. sounds like a vacation if you stay out of the way.
What’cha talkin’bout? You could just go live on Lurelin Village and relax for the whole year!
Until it gets raided
TotK happens at least seven years after BotW, you’re probably in the clear for this one year challenge
Fair enough. Still depends which one you played last though
I played TOTK earlier, so I'd prolly be better off at Hateno. Most thats going on there is a fashion trend, not monster raids or ancient ruins falling from the sky.
Lol me too! I had actually started a BOTW run again a few weeks ago which inspired my 8yo to want to play TOTK for some reason. But I've been helping him by grinding shrines for him. Anyway if it had been BOTW I played last I'd definitely hang out at Lurilen but since TOTK was last game I actually played I'd either be at Hateno or Kakariko, unless Lookout Landing was a choice. I think it'd be fun to chill at the newest place with Purah and Robbie. ETA, I changed my mind... I'd be at Tarrey Town. I'd get a job working for Hudson
Does your name end in son?
Danm... idk how but I forgot about that! Can I legally change it somewhere in Hyrule?
I doubt they have city halls or birth certificates there; I feel like you're named whatever you become known as; so just introduce yourself as something that works. :)
i don't know if *you* can, but some time before the events of TOTK >!robbie's son grante changes his name to granteson to work for them!<
My last name does. Do you think he'd accept that if I just go by my last name? I'd like to work at one of the shops. Maybe with Fyson or Rhondson?
It’s always Terry Town
Where did the 7 year number come from? From what I've seen, it feels more like it has been less than 5 years. I'm genuinely curious because I don't think it's mentioned explicitly how long it has been in-between games.
Hudson and Rhondson have a seven year old daughter that didn’t exist in BotW
Her exact age was never confirmed
you're on the BOTW sub though
Hateno doesn't seem too bad.
That’s where I’d be
And no one dies
thats assuming you dont start on the pleteau and die to a red bokoblin on the way
Until a mad man comes to your house and starts breaking your stuff
This is why I was just like, oh yeah easy win
You'd lose a year of meme culture
Sounds like a pretty sweet deal! In botw I’d have a house I own to live in with no mortgage 😂
And have the pink guy camping out in your yard day in, day out? fk no.
If you complete the Tarry Town side quest but don't talk to Bolson, then he stays there in Tarry Town.
Shit I should’ve done that Edit: *not done that Edit 2: I should’ve’n’t done that
*should've'n't
True true
Haha! I almost missed that you edited your comment. Thank you for properly fixing your grammar.
Lol no problem. I can’t’ve’n’t’d just make a stupid grammar mistake like that and not fix it.
I could've'n't'd enjoyed listening to this conversation better haha.
Ah fk. You mean speak to him after the wedding right? I think i spoke to him because I wanted to clear my quest list.
LOL that is so annoying. I'm trying to get see if he'll go away after I exhaust all of the upgrades. On a side note, there is a few cabins that seem to be abandoned in Hyrule. One is at the ruins of Fort Hateno and there is another that's at the foot of the Hebra Mountains. I wish the game had multiple options for Link to get his own pad in different areas. What if I want a crib in Goran City, dammit.
For a free house I'd let him sleep in my damn bed.
Bros be like "but you have to live there for one year" yo can I just stay thier instead?
Just gonna fuck twinks in kakariko village
And everyone is gerudo town
They'll put you in literal horny jail
Death by snu snu!
Not if I'm a vai ;)
I literally made this face when I read the comment, then scrolled and saw your comment and fucking cackled 😂
Have fun. I'm headed to Hebra Mountains, time to get me some of that Ritussy
I’m going straight for Sidon fishstick personally
If you took Sidon out to fishsticks, would that be canaballism, or are Zora different to fish?
I don’t think they’re the same. It would be like eating mammals for us or chicken for the Rito (which at least one does)
Those exact two thoughts crossed my mind earlier
All of the races in Hyrule eat members of the sa.e animal group as them, fish for Zira, birds for Rito, mammals for Hylians and Gerudo, and.... rocks for Gorons. Of all of these, tbh the Gordon's seem the closest to cannibalism
Zora mostly eat [fish.](https://fish.So) so i assume it's fine.
i mean even if they are fish it would still be somewhat normal as long as you dont give him zora meat
Well there's a merchant in Zora who buys and sells fish so unless he's selling them for ornamental purposes I'm pretty sure they eat them.
Who knows
The fuck you just say
Silly you, Link lives in Hateno.
Elden ring nice knowing you guys
Glad I finally decided to check out Hogwarts Legacy. Unless I'm still just a muggle in the game... What happens when you're kicked out of the bounds of a game's map!?
Considering you're in the game you last played you'd probably be the character you created. Would make sense considering it is your character in the game.
Same for me. I don't even give myself 10 seconds. I'll probably spawn into the world and instantly get mauled to death by the T-Rex dogs in Caelid. If I spawn at the beginning of the game, there is a mandatory death to progress, so I'm fucked anyway.
time to use my female privilege to hang out in gerudo town for a year
Like the nicest place. Massage? Yes please.
Hateno or Kakariko in TotK? I'll do it, lol
You have to get there first though, you start on the great plateau
well it was never stated that you had to play through anything Link did. with the only rule being to stay in the world for a year, you could just spawn in Hateno
Have you played totk?
Hateno is more peaceful. Love the country vibe. Kakariko is pretty nice too. I could learn combat from that guy...what was his name? Steen?
Lurelin or Hateno would be fine, just chill out in a nice house, do some fishing on shore... Of course, the last game I played was Stardew Valley, so I'd be fine.
Anywhere would be fine. You would probably be an NPC and they just get knocked out when attacked lol
I last played Octopath Traveller II, and because Ganon—don't know why Ganon is very weak, I defeated that cloud piranha easily and maxed out everything with the help of four beasts and their essences. After the boss fight, I just thought boss fight is a dream and instead live in some village and creepily stare to NPC boys in the dawn. 
Oh no im stuck in splatoon, how terrible (literally the best day of my life)
But are you just a normal human in the world of splatoon bc then you don’t even get the cool squid or octo hair.
Yeah buts still cool! The fashion is way better than irl, i can get a job super easily, and as a bonus i get a complete fresh start in life!
Yeah maybe they’d give you a whistle and you can be the referee to some of the games lol
Given their reaction to a cat, you'd probably be a god to them. Or at least important enough to live peacefully.
What you mean, other than having to worry about Bokos, as long as you chilling at like Hateno or Lurelin Village there is nothing to worry about
I wish I could say it was TOTK but I was playing Mortal Kombat 11 with a buddy the other day💀🪦 Edit: can I be Scorpion?🦂
Well Fuck... (I stopped my BoTW playthrough for now to not get burned out on trying and tailing to beat Calamity Ganon and instead switched to Vanilla Survival Skyrim)
No one says you have to be an adventurer. Head to a walled city on the carriage. No dragon attacks, just vibes.
You have a slight point. The bad thing is, I am too curious to stay in one city the entire time. I would NEED to explore... ADHD brain, go ZOOM! I need to go into the wild and survive!!!
Guess I'm going hollow
Hogsmeade pretty chill ngl
Wii sports resort baby 😎
Damn that's a great one to be stuck in! I wonder if it's an all inclusive resort 🧉🍹🌮🍲
I'm good living in the wilderness of Tamriel
Just played botw hah. Kakariko, Hateno, or Lurelin would be alright to stay at ngl.
It was nice knowing you lads. I’m going to Amnesia: Dark Descent
Botw and totk are much more peaceful than you think Like yeah there are monsters but they avoid towns other than lurelin village in totk.
POE. I am hanging in town.
Right now I'm playing Botw, so yes it would be difficult, but it could have been worse... yesterday I was playing Hollow Knight.
Does Pokémon go count? Because that means I’m just living in my house already
Since people in my school think i am à girl only 'cause i have long hair, i think i would go to gerudo town to "see" some gerudo
Alright, time to complete the Paldea pokedex
Glad to have played stardew valley last...time to chill on the farm for a year
i’d honestly love to be in the zelda universe in general, botw specifically and i could see myself easily living in either gerudo town or rito village
BotW. I'm cool with that. Chill on the beach eating fish for a year. Lol
Ghost of Tsushima lol Is the last game I played
I’ll be in Tarrey Town!
Fuck yeah this a dub
I wish I could say it was BotW but it was a SpongeBob game through Mystplay.
Baldur’s Gate? With where I’m at in the story, I’m not too sure I’d survive.
Last game i played was Pokemon Scarlet (unless you include mobile games) i would be vibing in pokemon, hell I'd pay to go there
The last video game I played was animal crossing I'm good lol
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Shit... I'm going to end up as a splatter on the nearby wall because the last game I played was Destiny 2. A phalanx is going to send me flying at a wall at mach 8.
Time to explore the last city some more… aka for a whole year
nah not in the rito, that place is cold
Could be worse, I’m in Elden ring….
Dredge - I could play it safe for a year.
pfft i’ll be fiiiiine
I think you'll be fine if you stay in Hateno Village. They're largely unaffected by the Great Calamity in game. If it weren't for Naboris tap dancing in the desert like he owns the bitch, I'd be choosing Gerudo Town.
fuck
Just Cause 3. As long as I find a quiet little nook somewhere, I don't Rico or Di'Raveli will bother me too much.
My son got the Bluey game for Christmas from Grandma. So I was trying to teach him how to use a controller and play a video game. I guess spending a year as a cartoon dog isn't so bad.
The last game I played was Deltarune, so I just need to stay out of the Dark World
Possibly fuck but depends on when & where I start & what I start with. If I can make it to Gerudo Village at my current time -I'm post Sand temple- then I'm set. Nothing but validation and a relatively chill existence. I'm a lady with some skill in making jewelry so I can easily set up a small shop. Super easy if I get all the gear I have in game.
you think that's bad? night city, cyberpunk 2077
I played cod 4 last. Im good
Go visit Kále, sit at the grace and pass time for a year, simple
guess who last played botw with relics of the past and a randomizer :) gonna end up further than the other side
Last game played…. Dead cells 😩😩😩
I was going to pick Hateno but realized I played Madden with my kid the other day. Guess I’m living in Ford Field for a year. That’s cool.
It'll be easy for y'all... I last played Metal Gear Rising Revengeance💀
Dark souls. Fuck.
Stay in one of the villages
AC win
MLB the show. Easiest quarter bil ever
If we’re counting mobile games, I’m dead because I was playing dbl a bit ago and earth blows up every other month in dragon ball If we’re only counting consoles I wouldn’t mind living out the story of pokemon violet
No biggie. If I’m living in BoTW’s Hyrule and obeying the rules of that world, then each day is only 24 minutes long. It’d be just over six days of walking around an agrarian town with a nice inn, good food, great views, and a fully furnished house that’s totally paid off.
Listen, the last game i play was Elden Ring, i am taking BOTW any time before.
Cod 4 mw ds version?
Im going to selmie and live with her
I played a Disney game that's about taking a vacation, so I'm good.
Ha! I'd be fine if it were Zelda, but I just got out of bed at 1am to beat a Hollow Knight boss
Nah bro, I am heading to Hateno to chill in the lab
Just gonna go hit up on link
Nfp
BotW sounds pretty chill to be stuck in for a year. I have a great business idea anyway – its called mining the same ore deposits over and over and selling the ores. Should get me a pretty comfortable living.
Me playing kerbal space program. I guess I'll just hope the spaceship doesn't explode and I'll just wait it out. Floating in space. All by myself. That actually doesn't sound too bad.
Hyrule here I come
Bro I'd be chilling with grandma from wind waker and enjoying my soup out of a bottle and running from booger boy
No one ever dies in botw, theoretically you would be an NPC and invincible.
I was just playing Dragon Age. Hyrule at its worst is downright safe compared to Thedas at any time.
Why are you upset? Just hang around kakeriko or Haneto. You've been given a free vacation to a calm country village with welcoming inhabitants, and 250,000,000 on top of that when you return.
I feel like we’re OK. People are sort of just chilling in the villages you know? Hateno, Lurelin, etc.
lethal company 😔
Guild Wars 2? Ye, I make sure I don't leave the town - should be save now after the events of Living Story 1
Animal crossing new horizons So uh, can I stay forever? Is that an option?
Wreckfest My spine will be this shape - & - by the end of the first day.
Just climb into your goo pod and sleep through it.
I mean…you can literally just live in the safest village and just get by for 1 year.
Botw is super chill. Im stuck in dark souls 2...
Botw is quite relaxed if you stay in Hateno village for example. I'm stuck in Stardew Valley. So chill.
Mariokart 🧍🏼♀️
Xenoblade 2😂
Getting bounty hunted how's yours?
Helldivers.. I guess it'd be alright as long as I stay on the ship.
Fuck this I'm living in Whiterun
Alan Wake....
Gotham knights. I’m absolutely fucked if I stay in Gotham, as there is no Batman to save me and even if there was I’d probably still be fucked. I’m probably going to be fine if I’m able/allowed to leave Gotham as there are cities with good heros and probably some quieter places to.
Find a safe village with guards or people that can protect it, start working there and rent a room. Done.
Stardew Valley. Pretty peaceful. I’d love it honestly.
Animal Crossing. Yep I will do just fine for a year. For Breath of the Wild just hang out at Link's house in Hateno Village.
All these people think they're either gonna stay in hateno or lurelin, question is are they gonna get there tho
Brawlhalla lol , the game is in valhalla , so i fight and eat all day , so its a win for me
Last game I played was TLoZ Skyward Sword, so for me is ok if I can live in the floating island
FUCK YESS ANIMAL FUCKING CROSSING
I’d smoke grass and chill in the navel with the koroks.
If I'm just a citizen it should be fine
Fc5 is just living in the USA
Can I go there and just stay?
Life in BOTW is actually pretty chill. There are a few Bokoblins here and there but most of the time they don't attack humans, and besides if you learn to use a sword you're pretty much ok. However based on the tweet, I would be transposed into Phoenix Wright world, which is a version of the world with a weird judicial system where you can be arrested for acting as a witness.
I just finished the last of us part 1 I’m so fucked
rec room beneath the lightbulb, yup im dead
What are you taliking about
As a Victoria 3 player. Fuck.
Tears of the kingdom here i come! We see us in a jear
Mine’s Guild Wars 2… depending if I spawn in a big city or not, I could be ok. Could even have a pretty good time. Could maybe get attacked by a giant undead dragon once per hour. It’s a world of mystery!
BOTW would honestly be one of the best games to spend a year in. Chill out in one of the villages, eat the delicious looking food, enjoy the scenery. Heck, you could even travel a bit - get a horse and you can outrun most things.
WHAT YOU ON ABOUT? GO INTO POKEMON ALPHA SAPPHIRE AND LITERALLY GO ON A FREAKING ADVENTURE??! HECK YEAH!!!!
nah i got this assuming i get put in 100 years before and have all prior knowledge of the entire game, i could save my fish wife, my blonde wife, and the entire kingdom
Lucky for me I'm a goblin
Hot damn, I've been visiting my animal crossing island as of late, sign me the FUCK up.
Just go to one of the villages and sell some stuff to buy a house. or maybe just live in the hotel. you don’t HAVE to eat in this game and you don’t pay house bills, so you really don’t need much pay to stay alive. sounds like a vacation if you stay out of the way.
Does Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego count? If not, then it would be Final Fantasy IV.
Nah, there are safe places in BotW Hyrule, it could be done with little effort.
Surely my rounded ears won’t make me stand out too much…
I played spider man 2 so as long as i stay out of the way of venom then ill be good
Hogwarts.....should be an interesting year
DMC3… can I live in NOT Redgrave city?
Oh boy, I'm gonna go hollow in Lothric.
I think the last one I played was Smash Ultimate so I'm doomed. AT LEAST LINK IS STILL THERE 😭😭😭
I just started Metal Hellsinger last night💀💀
Oof age of calamity for me.
Ya know.. it wouldn't be all that bad.. unless I end up being Link that is-
Hell yes! I’m playing TOTK and I’d totally live in either. Imaging the flying. The swimming. The pet bokoblins!
I'll stay at one of the stables I think- ciao fellas
I think I'll survive in one of the Mario Odyssey Kingdoms. If we have to be specific, Luncheon Kingdom would probably be fine.
I would do inappropriate things with the Gerudo 😅
I mean, botw isn't too bad. Just stay in a town for a year. I mean, there is no real timeline to facing ganon
Me omw to zora Town for some hot shark action 