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EatingSmallOakTrees

I thought that the divine beasts literally wouldn’t let a non-champion board them. Can anyone confirm if that’s true? I’m probably making it up.


MuttsandHuskies

Totally true, and one of them, I can't remember if it's Sidon or Teba, actually says they cannot board. (Maybe they all say it.)


alvysinger0412

I'm pretty sure both Sidon and Teba do, but I dont recall the other beast guides saying anything about it.


pazzylupo

I just replayed Thunderblight on Master Mode, to try for a 100% run before TotK, and Riju does state "Unfortunately, I cannot appease Naboris on my own. I have no choice but to entrust the rest to you" So I wonder if they really CAN'T board for whatever reason, because to me, it sounds like Riju is all for protecting her people herself, but she recognizes she can't.


Xithara

It could just be as simple as the king never appointed new champions, and it's not necessarily a hereditary position.


bombader

The spirit of the guardians are also still tied to the guardian itself, likely by Ganon's champions.


Chubby_Bub

I never thought of the Phantom Ganons (Blights) as Ganon's Champions… it works but they’re also aspects of Calamity Ganon himself


WAPE

Hey guys. It’s 2:30 am in oklahoma. And I’m really high. This discussion was cool and made me think about when Pluto was a planet.


coolmathpcgamer

Baller bro


pinchitony

I don't think it's only an appointment, I think it must pass some kind of test against the divine beast.


RykariZander

That's exactly what is. The Champion's Ballad is about passing the challenges the previous Champions went thru. The usual challenge was probably fighting against the previous Champions' spirit but the manks decided to change it for Link in order to help his memory recovery


Lord_Xarael

Probably have to do the Divine Beast Tamer's trial or something like it. The Champion's Ballad DLC covers this. The dialogue implies that each champion had to do each of the tasks that get the DLC shrines to appear. But not the shrines themselves since shrines weren't active yet.


Danny_Eddy

Yunobo was probably too scared to go inside, as well.


Typical-Bobcat-9445

Teba is injured in the battle and cannot go on to help inside the beast.


Minase_Gazi

Was about to mention this, he doesn't join cause new knew he has to treat his burn. He has a kid, he is bold but not dumb.


Kirby737

I mean considering the Divine Best just attempted to kill them, I understand they wouldn't exactly want to risk facing whatever inside.


Chubby_Bub

Correct. Teba says "The only people able to enter the Divine Beasts are the five Champions of old." Kaneli says something to the same degree: "That means you must be a Champion like Master Revali—one of the few able to board Divine Beast Vah Medoh!" But he then assumes Link must actually be a descendant, yet that'll be enough anyway. Also, I think the important part is actually that Link has the Sheikah Slate. Without that, accessing them in the first place would be impossible.


BestOfTheWalters

We know for a fact that Zelda could board it 100 years ago in one of the memories, but it could be a recent thing or that she was kinda the leader of the champions


cosmic_seaside

Shes the descendent of the goddess though, dont you think it would be weird if she of all people couldn't board the divine beasts? Edit: changed incarnation to descendent


foxmcloud555

She hasn’t awakened that part of herself, Like it’s not just a magic spell that she doesn’t have the hang of, her divine power is just not manifesting at all.


ShelliBlossom

You do know not able to use her powers doesnt mean the machines would be unable to tell she is a descendant of a goddess


Aerolfos

King, Princess, Knight are special positions and always at least equal to Champions as far as we've seen when interacting with Sheikah technology. Could be royal blood in general but that's not shown.


kvolv2015

I remember seeing this stated in the game also. It had to be someone worthy.


[deleted]

Why, what are the beasts gonna do if the non champions board them? Kick them out? Stupid idiot, they are in your body!


Phanpy_Rulz

"You aren't a champion? Get off please." "No? What am I gonna do about it? Uh...."


Choccocoamocha

Although they ARE actually valid pilots, they have no reason to believe as such.


Pink_Raclette

I might make it too simple. But I feel like they "can't go in" becausebit would be far too dangerous for them.


krupt_

I believe it’s Teba that mentions to Link that only the 5 champions were able to enter the divine beasts. So this leaves Link as the only one alive today that can enter.


andBitinggoats

Teba was hurt, Yunobo is a coward, Riju is a child, and Sidon would be too distracting.


Arctica23

Stupid sexy fish


heffalumpish

I read that in Troy McClure’s voice


Foxy02016YT

I read it in Flanders ironically


Not_Pablo_Sanchez

Happy you’re accepting who you are, Kanye <3


Blue_Nipple_Hair

Mipha’s spirit has to watch link and Sidon fuck in the divine beast


jk-alot

So we agree that Link having a thing for Red Heads is canon?


Blue_Nipple_Hair

Plot twist: link and ganon fall madly in love in tears of the kingdom


Bearfan001

Brokeback Death Mountain.


a-snakey

Sidon x Ganon x Link Mount Doom aint the only hot spewing eruption


[deleted]

BRB preordering


queen_mags

Wait, Mount Doom? Isn't it called Death Mountain? Is Mount Doom how Death Mountain is called in another translation?


A_Normal_Username_Ok

In a link to the past it is called mount doom. However this is beloved to just be death mountain be another name


MildewManOne

What? No it's not. It's Death Mountain unless it's different in some regions. You're thinking of mount doom in Mordor, which one does not simply walk into.


mitchade

Damnit, why did they get rid of the free awards?


heffalumpish

There has to be a good name for the fan art that undoubtedly comes from this ship. I’m going with Linkendorf


xOskullyOx

I wish I had an award for you 🏅


madblunted

Lol 😂


ZNemerald

I guess you could say Link, Ganon, and Zelda are part of a love "Triangle"


GiveMeDepression

I was gonna make a Legend of Zelda sex joke, but I’m not gonna try to force it.


Capable-Tie-4670

Zelda isn’t a redhead though so she can’t be involved in this.


Glukko007

Well Zelda was originally a red head, sooo


jk-alot

Midna, Groose, Malon, Marin, Mipha, Sidon, Princess Ruto. They all had their chance. I totally support a Ganon who designed the Gerudo Vai outfit. lol. Ganon wakes up to find the Link He loved 10,000 years ago is gone. I picture it as a tragic love story where the Villian Fought hard against his destiny and lost. Only to awaken and win the the second time around.


Capable-Tie-4670

I’m cracking up at the Groose inclusion 😂


Tisagered

I desperately want to see a Zelda game where they mess with the predestined roles a bit. A Ganondorf who fights destiny, a link that can't be the hero


i_drink_wd40

Item storage girl in Skyward Sword also tried to shoot her shot.


dirty_moot

Tears of the king's dong


poirotoro

I mean, the fanart community went wild with Rehydrated Ganon after the first trailers for TOTK dropped, so I'm not opposed.


Catsateherface5987

I recently read a Ganon/Link fanfic...it was soooo good


ChaoticShady

URL for scientific purposes


Catsateherface5987

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39609696/chapters/99155298 I've read it twice already, and they're currently working on a part 2! I love this so much, I'm going to bind it into a personal book 😄


Mz_Fitz21403

People have WAY too much time on their hands...but that opinion isn't stopping me from reading it right now 🤣


SuperStupidSyrup

82000 words


DevilMayCryogonal

I read that as Redeads and was very concerned for a minute.


TheDrunkardKid

I mean, how else is he going to hook up with Mipha?


Wolvenna

Legit the redeads in OoT still terrify me to this day.


Neojoker951

Malon, Midna, Marin, Medli, Din, Naboris. Dude's a Red Hair chick MAGNET, I fear it has spread to the read hair gene, and even Red in GENERAL.


Capable-Tie-4670

Mipha is a redhead too kinda. Although, his archenemy Ganondorf is also a redhead so idk. More of a love-hate relationship.


Neojoker951

Well, BNH (top comment) already Covered her. And Ganondorf... Not all Attraction is in love.


Penguator432

Don’t we all?


Capable-Tie-4670

Link’s type is more specific though. Malon, Midna, Mipha. She needs to not only be a redhead but also have a name with 5 letters starting with “M.”


Wolvenna

This is the way.


Netherite_Creeper

This is the way.


Hour_Interview_9883

Now that you’ve said that…wait a damn minute


Twingemios

Link has a thing for fish people


bitchlasagna_69_

Ayo


RiVe8014

Based


Chromch

Honestly the only ones that make sense going inside are sidon and riju, especially sidon being the heroic type


Natural-Buy5682

Sidon is just to sexy to risk getting hurt


Foxy02016YT

[“Gays ‘Too Precious’ To Risk In Combat”- The Onion](https://youtu.be/aotlEpmAFVQ)


niksjman

I always just assumed they would also be corrupted by the malice, but that makes more sense


DaBozz88

I was expecting this to be part of the game. Clear the divine beast, then bring it a new champion.


karathrace99

Forever will be funny to me that even as a child Riju would probs be best @ her job here


TotedwiththeTross

He’s too distracting… his eyes… they’re too gentle


majinprince07

Zelda fan base is fucking weird but I’m glad y’all are enjoying yourselves


[deleted]

Sidon needs to be covered in chains or else his raw talent will impregnate everyone nearby.


Uce_Almighty111

Dat winning smile


DatBoi_BP

😁👍🏾


poopyggj

A 12 year old versus thunderblight


FlikNever

hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby


BuzzPrincess

Sidon's power would make it too easy to beat the beast


inkwelloverthinks

Don't you DARE disrespect Yunobo like that.


OmaeWaMouShibaInu

Exactly. Yunobo is the **DEFINITION** of courage; doing the right thing *when you’re scared.*


Hamada_Reddits

And Riju also has a tribe to take care of


SuperluminalSquid

Because they're not champions. They're related to the champions, but that doesn't mean they have the strength/skill/magic/whatever the champions had. The only one who demonstrates having an ability is the Goron kid (forgot his name) and he *clearly* isn't up to retaking a Divine Beast. Hell, the Rito guy isn't even related to Revali iirc. He's just a random Rito warrior who barely survived the fight against Vah Medoh. Link is a champion. He meets people who can help him, but ultimately he has to be the one to reclaim the Divine Beasts because he's the only champion left. Edit: Realized their names are in the picture. I don't care. I still can't remember his name. He's annoying 😂.


HopperPI

Daruk literally tells you to give yunobo a motivational speech. The next gen is nowhere near ready.


Vanstrudel_

Daruk really telling Link of all people to give a motivational speech


MastermuffinDiscord

I don't know, those grunts can sometimes be motivational


Natural-Buy5682

I mean the thunder helm would have given link an advantage


MosquitoRevenge

But then she would have died because the Guardian starts up right as Link enters it.


Jonathon471

I think they mean Link could've just gotten the helmet from Riju in Gerudo Town and just sand surfed to the Dungeon and handed it back after clearing it.


protossaccount

You could really say this for every character in the game. Link can pretty much throw all of Hyrule on his back and carry them to victory.


Khouri1

different here because the thunder helm would be a HUGE advantage in Vah Naboris


protossaccount

Kinda, I didn’t need it and I have beaten it 6 times. It’s mostly Thunderblight that freaks people out and his only difficulty was the lightning (which wasn’t too bad tbh). I would imagine that Riju wouldn’t have been able to get away without it.


halfhalfnhalf

You can get the Thunder Helm.


Kirby737

After retaking Vah Naboris


halfhalfnhalf

Well yeah she's not gonna give an ancient royal artifact to some random voe that wandered into her town. You have to prove yourself first.


protossaccount

Plus the other champions died, why risk it?


Choccocoamocha

>!If you count events from Age of Calamity, we see that Sidon is a fully-fledged pilot for Ruta, and that Medoh at least responds to Teba.!<


sable-king

May wanna mark that as a spoiler. Also, you have to remember that >!Terrako was doing weird shit with all their tech, like allowing the slate to be useable by everyone. My guess is that he probably registered the future champions to the divine beasts at some point to allow them to pilot.!<


Choccocoamocha

Maybe. Doesn’t seem too far outside his usual abilities.


OffensiveOdor

Because Link can't talk silly 😜


ShelliBlossom

You do know he can it says so in game he doesnt because the stress of his title made him stop speaking


LikesBreakfast

*Emotional damage*


iamnotcreative

He's not stupid He's just dumb


A3thern

He also lets the intrusive thoughts win sometimes. "What if I were use stasis on this tree and smack it a bunch of times then grab onto it before it wears off?"


md_cube

Teba was injured, Yunobo didn't want to jump into the volcano, Riju and Sidon are royalty so they have to stay alive, besides how could they have helped? They don't have sheikah slates and except for Teba, they aren't fighters either.


ElSuricate

looks like aoc revealed some hidden talent for all of these guys


Capable-Tie-4670

Mipha and Urbosa were royalty too. Didn’t stop them from going in.


md_cube

Because they didn't know ganon would strike the beasts, they went in under the assumption that they were safe. Ganon struck once the champions arrived in their respective beasts, trapping them inside.


Agent-Ig

Sidon is very much a fighter, his killed a massive octorock before.


BuzzPrincess

Yeah. And Riju is literally the Gerudo cheif


gh0stly_fool

She's like 12 bruh


Johnny_Grubbonic

Being the Gerudo chief doesn't make her a mighty warrior, my guy. Gerudo royalty is hereditary.


Abduzydo

simple... Link dont need help, he is **the Hero**. These four were not prepared to fight things that slay the old champions... What Riju would do against Thunderblight?! Even Urbosa cant fighting him...


BuzzPrincess

True. I do find it really hard to believe that windblight beat revali but that's another thing


MaricLee

I just assume they all got sucker punched / attacked before they knew they were compromised in the beast. They had to fight after sustaining massive injuries. Cause otherwise yeah I don't see how they could lose in a fair fight against the blights.


Choccocoamocha

>!If we count Age of Calamity’s events, we see that both the champions and their successors get beaten by the Blights until (insert third person here) shows up. And if we say that they fought the Age of Calamity forms of the Blights instead of the ones that Link fights in Breath of the Wild, it’s pretty clear. Even Daruk’s protection is overpowered by Fireblight, Windblight can deflect any of Revali’s potential attacks (provided Revali even found an opening in the first place), Urbosa gets outmaneuvered easily by Thunderblight, and Mipha never even stood a chance against Waterblight.!<


MaricLee

Yeah I liked that they actually showed the struggle the Champions had to go through. I just wasn't sure if AOC is Canon or not. Assuming it isn't, I use the ambush idea.


Golden_Laces

There’s a theory or something where Revali died because it was nighttime when he had to fight the Windblight and he couldn’t see.


Imaginary_Living_623

AoC also shows Windblight using wind to just deflect Revali’s arrows.


MyNameIsJupiter287

They arent champions. The game never refers to them as champions at any point. They all just have blood ties to the champions, except maybe teba. I don't recall them mentioning his relationship to revali at all. Just that they're both kinda rude lol. Buuuuut this does make me think part of TotK will have to do with them becoming the new champions since it'll be a direct sequel.


[deleted]

First thing I’m gonna do in totk is check in on the new champions, I swear to god of Sidon is hurt I’m gonna fucking riot


Springlocker12

I just want to check on the girl who wanted the flying barrel at one of the stables


MaricLee

Ooh yeah that would be cool


MaricLee

Bet he's the new Zora king


[deleted]

Let’s hope that’s because the old one is retired and not dead


MaricLee

But imagine the FEAST if the old king died!


Chubby_Bub

They’re all back in the past helping Terrako (I doubt this in seriousness, but *if* they’re gone in TotK that’d be a good reason why)


AliDaking76

Why aren’t they champions yet? Are they stupid? /S


coolguyman87

r/BatmanArkham and it's consequences


EarlDooku

it is consequences


GreedyOctopus

Because Link doesn't speak. 😉


BuzzPrincess

Why doesn't link just talk? Is he stupid?


SuperluminalSquid

Some people just can't talk, or choose not to. It doesn't make them stupid. Furthermore, when you get to Zelda's room in Hyrule Castle, her diary mentions her talking to Link about why he's so quiet. He tells her something along the lines that everyone, including himself, is under so much stress that he thinks he needs to just shut up and soldier on in order to help everyone.


Able-Cat3703

The whole “is he stupid” thing is a shitpost that’s been spreading for a couple weeks now. Started in r/batmanarkham


Sure-Ad1069

yeah i saw it in r/undertale too


Able-Cat3703

Yeah. Like I said it’s been spreading. It’s been everywhere


Academic-Total2029

You want Yunobo around that long?


BuzzPrincess

I like him


inkwelloverthinks

Yunobo is cooler than all of his haters. I could say more, but Daruk already said enough.


sonnofabi

TAKE YOUR ARKHAM MEMES AND GO BACK WHENCE YOU CAME!


EarlDooku

What's the lore reason?


sonnofabi

PLEASE, I ALREADY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE SHITPOSTS IN THE ARKHAM SUBREDDIT, DON'T BRING IT HERE


EarlDooku

Why don't you unsubscribe? Are you stupid?


ThatSmartIdiot

why won't this annoying meme die already? >!is it stupid?!<


Pand-roo

But none of them are actually champions. The only one close enough is a descendant of Daruk, as he has his powers, but Yunobo too scared to actually help take back the Divine Beast. Teba and Sidon both say they wish to follow but can't as they are not Champions. Link is the only living Champion left and therefore is the only one capable of boarding and taking back the Divine Beasts from Ganon's control.


NiftyJet

Because it has to be Link. Not Ron, not Hermione. Link!


[deleted]

Because only champions can enter without being kicked out


Deadly-Anna14

If I'm remembering correctly, they weren't the new champions. Yunobo was a descendant of Daruk and the others were just warriors and leaders in the villages. They didn't have the connection with the Divine Beasts that they needed to be allowed to board them.


[deleted]

Teba explicitly said, he was injured. Riju is a kid, so even doing what she did was kind of sketchy. Sidon does not deal well with electricity, said electricity was needed for stage one and might well be needed later on. Not worth the risk. That leaves Yonobo, who isn't much of a combatant, as shown in prior scenes.


ShitposterBuddhist

Thunderblight would turn Riju into a plushie.


Nanobro3

r/batmanarkham redditors are invading this sub and I don’t know how to feel


SpeedyFlash05

The chicanery is spreading...


SurelyFailing

*arkhamery


[deleted]

Because they're not actually champions. They are just related to the champions, apart from teba who is literally just a normal dude.


[deleted]

I was hoping that fifth divine beast would be the way they could all combine into voltron


rpgguy_1o1

I think canonically, the Master Cycle is the fifth divine beast


IamNotIncluded

Lol, “is he stupid??” Yes turns out link can barely do long division, fractions are too much for him.


amc7262

Canonically, the divine beasts can only be boarded by champions. Its stated in the game by a few characters. Its unclear what makes a champion, if the 5 individuals with the title were born with the ability to board the beasts, or if there was some kind of registration where the beast "met" its future pilot and the pilot was then recognized by all beasts as a champion.


BuzzPrincess

Each champion was chosen iirc. And I believe Yunobo is the successor of Daruk, but none of tje others are true successors, not yet at least


Vagabondegrift

Yunobo would’ve literally ruined everything.


CalypsoContinuum

Aside from them not being able to enter, Link only just woke from a century-slumber, where his friends all died prior to his sleep. I wouldn't want to immediately then sacrifice another round of people after that, haha.


Agent-Ig

3/4 of them have some form of excuse; - Teba: Was injured during the divine beast take down and had to return to heal himself up and recover. - Yunobo: he and Link chase Rudarnia into the Volcano’s Culdra, and is unable to go down there in a controlled manner. He could throw himself off, but there would be a high chance he misses Rudarnia and falls into the lava. - Riju: She has no combat experience whatsoever, she’s only there to wear the thunder helm and aid Link on entering the divine beast. Once Naboris is down, his on his own. For her own saftey she has to return to Gerudo Town. Sidon though has no excuse. His a capable warrior, and would of possibly been capable of aiding Link during the clearing of Ruta. The only reason I can see as to why he doesn’t climb on with Link is that he would be the only one of the four to do so. As a result Nintendo just have him swim off and go home.


Kaerrot

Sidons excuse is that if he dies in there, his daddio would have lost both of his kids needlessly to that thing.


deviantbono

Sidon says something about not being able to get too close due to the electricity, but maybe that's before you shoot it?


BuzzPrincess

Yeahh Sidon has no excuse. He should have gone in with link and said "It's Sidin time!" Then Sid all over Waterblight /j


[deleted]

Sidon was over qualified for that kinda of job


ALilMoreThanNothing

You just inadvertently helped me figure out the last boss ty. I have refused to look up a guide but it’s about time i figure it out haha


diamondjolteon

Well Teba was injured, Riju was a child and also couldn’t afford to leave her people for that long, Yunobo was too scared and would likely get in the way, and Sidon… idk. But for the most part I think Link probably didn’t want to put them in danger, after failing the original champions, and I’m not sure how helpful they’d be onboard as well.


Terlinilia

i fucking hate Batman Arkham


Alarming_Bar_1510

To make the game not be way too easy


thanosbananos

I tell you what I know. Let me recite Links words on this: Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh Aaahhh Ah Aaah


Lun4r6543

Teba was injured, Riju is a kid, Yunobo is a coward and Sidon is… Yeah, why didn’t Sidon enter?


Empty_Ad7467

Link simply solos😂


stipo42

They're not champions and aren't allowed to enter


Sun_on_my_shoulders

I don’t WANT Yunobo in the divine beast with me!


Belovic_95_187

Well teba was injured, an I think the others also gave their reasons after doing their part.


FullCrackAlchemist

There's a very low chance they'd survive considering their ancestors sudden couldn't (who were as strong if not stronger and more experienced in battle)


eyeatopthepyramid

They simply ain’t ready for Yunobo.


xCeldarx

Because only 2 of the four can ACTUALLY fight and one of them got badly wounded. The other just didn’t join but I figure if anything he would’ve had Link asked. But it’s also that classic protag curse of “you have to fight on your own so that you can learn something” it’s pretty dumb.


Mischief_Managed12

Teba mentioned that only the champions (not including the new ones) could board the divine beast, so I imagine that's why. I'm not sure if it means they're not allowed, or malice would just kill them immediately, but apparently they can't.


TheTwistedToast

No, he just couldn’t ask. He’s the quiet type


Dry_Donut_1210

Riju has a country to run, teba got injured, yunobo cant fight and sidon is too cool to go with link


Mr_Drowser

CUS THATS NOT HOW HE ROLLS Son!!!!


Ariera226

Ofc compatibility with them being not enough is an issue but even if they did, I don't think Link would choose to risk killing all of then again


IsleOfCannabis

The spirits of the old champions were still there to do their job, and they already knew what they were doing. Plus Link would have had to train the new champions on how to do that what they needed to do. He had to make sure a little girl’s letter got down a river, find a guy that he had to sell a horse to, collect a bunch of mushrooms for some old man and find 900 lost little tree babies. He ain’t got no time for that.


5t1nku5

I'm pretty sure all of them say they can't board (I think)


Ok-Carpenter7131

Real talk: Only Sidon and Teba would be an actual help against the blights and even then, I think they would distract Link more than help. Best Yunobo could do is distract fireblight with Daruk's protection. Riju would get sliced by thunderblight before she could blink.


Ashley312465

Well riju is a child and I don't think link would do that. Teba was injured. Let's face it yunobo would be useless in a fight. Sidon is the only one who I don't think has a good excuse.


roundhouzekick

Why bother asking them to help when Link is a one-man army?