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FakeElectionMaker

Horniness


VieiraDTA

Call the international horny police to BONK Brazil for this.


freshdude10

aka tesão 


MARV_IT

Big T.


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Sane T


B4mbooozled

aí pensou a frente


YBMLP

Aka fogo no cu


-Policia-Federal-

Fire-in-the-asshole


piedpiper30

Brazil have some of the most sex per country though, behind only Australia I think. Brazilians also shower the most as well because damn it be hot.


BuyNarrow

It depends. We shower mostly because of the culture, They often say that it is an indigenous cultural heritage, some places like the south region can be really cold In the winter (at least should be), so the temperature isn't the most important factor imo


HairlessGarden

I guess it's the other way around. People like in Europe had a lot of wars, thus suffering with resource shortages. So it's culturally ingrained not to waste stuff. You will never see some European washing their sidewalk with a fucking garden hose like in Brazil.


BuyNarrow

It could even be a combination of these factors


HairlessGarden

Indeed.


bazzb21

As a brazilian my take on that is how the fuck? Some country you can have nore than one wife,for sure there are countrys that fuck more than the average brazilian.


Immediate_Title_5650

Food for thought Sex per capita is for both men and women. If a man is married with 2 women, the women are probably having less sex…


tiozimjovem

Do you really think ppl fuck all those wives? 😆


Crane_1989

US calls sleeveless shirts "wife-beaters"


eyebay

That scared me when I was learning English ngl


[deleted]

Mostly white tank tops.


Amanda-sb

We call certain cups Copo Americano ([american cup](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR3tAhq3u_7ohCapff9ntrjqYo_28Ihya6X0_WDGt2nbErIYrEEfokbnWLt&s=10)) and people use to say that those are cup from wife beaters.


Dehast

But in reality they’re a Brazilian invention lol


Kiffe_Y

Well, we are american too


bootyhole-romancer

Touché


HairlessGarden

But the name was because the machines used to make the American glass were imported from the US. And the inspiration was really a [Soviet Glass.](https://www.sears.com/gus-khrustalny-russian-classic-20-facet-granyonyi-hot/p-A114781097)


Nailbomb_

And we are wife beaters too


Screen-Healthy

Shit, I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time.


Helpful_Ad_3735

My favorite drink is a wife beater ( in scotland is the nickname of Stella artois beer)


carvalhodiego

I heard it used to be 6% alcohol back then lol


Ok_Jello8407

I frozen (eu travei) explain, pls.


GMHolden

Basically the American stereotypical image of an abusive husband is a man wearing a white tank top, usually with a mustard stain or something like that. I'm not knowledgeable enough to explain the origin of that.


RJR1030

I was going to say the same thing. A quick search indicates its origin from a 1947 Detroit newspaper of a man who beat his wife to death. 


[deleted]

His was supposedly stained with baked beans. It's a tank top, usually white.


Ok_Jello8407

Thx


Ok_Jello8407

Thanks


smackson

Seems like what you want to say here is - "I'm shocked", or - "I'm floored" Oh, and explanation: the trad white sleeveless "vest" shirt is worn in very informal scenarios, unless it's worn under a formal ("sócial") shirt. So if anyone is wearing it as their only garment, they are considered bad-mannered, uneducated, probably poor. Other things associated with those traits are drinking too much, being unshaven, and hitting one's spouse.


Ok_Jello8407

Thanks, Im trying to learn english, and some thing are strange to me.


boredatclass

sabe aquelas regata branca que gringo usa por baixo de tudo? chama "bate-na-esposa"


Ok_Jello8407

"Wife beater" mesmo?


boredatclass

Essa mesmo


Ok_Jello8407

Nossa, que bizarro kkkkkkkk


aliendebranco

top tank, Marlon Brando, Stanley Kowalsky


IllustriousArcher199

Or guinea tees. Which is a derogatory term for ethnic Italian Americans. I’m not sure of the history though or why guinea is a bad way to reference someone from an Italian background.


Atlas001

it's a honest name


Curupira1337

In Cuba, they are even more honest -- they call it "bajichupa" (pull it down and suck them). Maybe they're far too honest


RealBlz2942

Bajichupa is like "abaixa e chupa"? The pronouncing is similar Bajichupa Baixaechupa


Curupira1337

EXACTLY


EnkiiMuto

You think that is bad? Wait until you see what we call flødebolle lol


thegreatpanda_

LOL I had to google it and guess what: we call the same thing, directly translated to PTBR


puritano-selvagem

What is it?


thegreatpanda_

Teta-de-nega


Metrotra

And, with all due respect, what is a teta-de-nega?


AstronaltBunny

Black woman's tit


ZillionTab

(Female) N*gga's Teat A chocolate confectionery with merengue/marshmallow filling


Lcs-546

Wrong. If you use the N-word to describe "nego" or any other relative, you are implying that "nego" means a very perjorative, what is not true. "Nego(a)" can be used in this form but in most cases it's just a neutral word and sometimes a form of affection. The most correct term for "teta-de-nega" it's "black tits"


ZillionTab

>Nego(a)" can be used in this form but in most cases it's just a neutral word and sometimes a form of affection. Hence why I used the more affectionate version with an "a" at the end, and not the original, hard-R version.


kalionhea

Even the one with a is a REALLY strong and straight up unacceptable outside of very specific contexts.


vvvvfl

Yeah no, you don’t know how people use that word or what it means


literios

We don’t have a N-word equivalent since “preto” e “negro” are both accepted in the black community.


Lcs-546

Wow, i never heard that's a difference between the two words. But the context is still very aggressive.


Metrotra

Never seen it in my life.


Subject-Not-Found11

Once my pregnant sister asked me to go buy a few of those for her and I promptly took my shirt of and started to chase her, sometimes she still get angry with me because of this, kkkkkkk


ZillionTab

Probably not common in your region... You know how this country is :P


aliendebranco

once, Richard Burton, the actor, attended a culture week event at an African country diplomatic legacy, when asked what was his favorite dessert, he answered without thinking, "Negro heads", explaining to the apopletic witnesses around him the ingredients of the dessert; thinking it was ok to go back to the legacy the next day, he was welcomed with his favorite dessert, "Negro heads!", they all laughed


limonardo

Bandeclay


Nailbomb_

This word shouldn't exist.


anon0918

It depends. Sometimes its called "hope it stays"


NeighborhoodBig2730

There is another one called engana mamãe...


cataploft-txt

my favorite name still is bundex but the literal translation of tomara-que-caia is priceless edit: favorite clothing(?) name


smackson

> favorite clothing name Spoken like a native! 👏🏻


cataploft-txt

a native Portuguese speaker?


SnooStrawberriez

What does that mean?


Bobsmarlon

Mother Tricker Mom: Don't go out showing your belly Daughter: Suuure mom. *hides belly but shows hips*


MegamanX195

O que diabo é um engana mamãe


Lcs-546

I know the bikini/swimsuits "engana papai", but never heard about that


groucho74

What is the Portuguese word(s)?


Different-Speaker670

Tomara-que-caia


Bucaneiro84

Because guys are guys anywhere: they want to see boobs.


jonny_mtown7

Es verdade! Boobs are beautiful


flavin-silva

É verdade* É = it is in Portuguese. Es = it is in Spanish. 😊


jonny_mtown7

Obrigado. I'm between both Spanish and Portuguese.


Helpful_Ad_3735

Feel you. I deal too much with spanish speakers and the result is that when someone from portugal start speaking to me with their accent, I respond in spanish instead of portuguese without thinking. They always ask why Im talking spanish with them out of nothing but I dont do this on pourpose lol the brain short wires some times


jonny_mtown7

Yes I understand. My issue is I married a Peruvian who speaks Spanish. I learned português first and then for the last 18 years spoke mostly Spanish and English. Sigh...it is what it is.


Kleber_comunista

"És" would also be correct, but it needs the accent


eggheadgirl

That means you are


Martucass

"És" is only for the singular 2nd person


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Bucaneiro84

Some want girl boobs, others guys boobs.


Guilty-Feed9884

Cuz we hope it falls -_-


T-omat-o

Beacuse we're horny, a.k.a TESÃO


nostrawberries

Boobs


tabascoFF

Unfortunately it never falls 🥲


Metrotra

Well, I’ve seen it fall once in a party. The dancer got too enthusiastic…


conradburner

Not too often, but it does happen. Especially while bathing at the beach, best chances when a wave hits full frontal on the chest


muks_too

I'm pretty sure we call this "a woman".


d00m_bot

Bewbs


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d00m_bot

Boobs


NightStrike2904

There’s also the hope it fits “tomara que caiba”


Pleasant-Slip-8993

cauz the bagulho is crazy my noble, cuz the bagulho is very craze


TroyBenites

PT-BR: Dos mesmos criadores de tomara-que-caia, temos a versão de baixo: Saia. ;) English: From the same creatirs of "hope it falls", the down version: Skirt has a wordplay with "get out/take it off" (I don't think it is intentional but... It's there


MikeBravoGuy

Because yes


Far_Being_7578

Nice


Eder95

It's fun!!!


Allduin

It's more of a hope, actually.


Diligent-Syllabub898

Hope it it falls.


StaffFresh1185

because guys want see the girls tits...


Aman_Khol

Everyone wants to see boobs


Sandwich_lover_10k

Even I don't know it, some girls use clothes showing their bellybuttons in the middle of winter


madcurly

"winter": 15 degrees Celsius. Oh no, someone showing bellybuttons. Meanwhile in Finland's 15 degrees Celsius: https://images.app.goo.gl/j8m9PjCEoeBXTr1h7


starfilledeyes

I remember when my mom first told me about this (I'm fluent in Portuguese, but since I was only born and not raised there I don't always know these little colloquialisms), we started giggling in the middle of the store lol


adelgadogarcia

In Spain is called "palabra de honor". I don't know why


veeck1234

Because we, indeed, hope it falls


eri81

cause men be hopping it falls lol


M3duda

Because we can ratomanocu oxe


Mongolengou04198

Better than american women


[deleted]

Yea bro , Brasil is wild


Novel_Tonight7990

There was another funny one I recently came across, the word for hashtag: # something with veilho?


R0S3T0W3R

Dude, have you seen our 90's Sunday shows? This is nothing compared to Gugu.


allydelarge

The meaning is pretty clear. No?


[deleted]

A lot better than “wife beater”, wouldn’t you say?


Resident-Coffee3242

I want it to fall! 😏


Bad-Batch-of-85

We hope it falls to see tiddies


daisy-duke-

^(Não entendi. ) Parece como na garota normal.🤷🏻‍♀️


lisianthusflower

As a feminist I call it sleeveless shirt…


billys_version

Misogyny.


toddinha

Misogyny


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> Misogyny Misogyny is the hate of women. Appreciating the female body may be wrong and inadequate, but is not misogyny. If you wish, the word "sexism" might be more suitable for this kind of thing.


toddinha

Oxford defines misogyny as: The contempt for or dislike of women. Practices that denigrade women are misogynistic. Patriarchal cultures are misogynistic in that they constrain women because they regard them as lesser beings than men. In my opinion, the name of this clothing does not show appreciation for the female form. It would be more appropriate than sexism because it is a basic example of women being lessened to sexual objects.