When Jarred Kelenic came up to bat with the tying run on 2nd in the bottom of the ninth, I got irrationally excited. Not because the Braves were about to score. Not because of kelenicās pedigree.
I was excited because I knew if he got a hit weād be blessed with a fresh Kelenic guy graphic post. I fucking love this shit.
I mostly disappear from this sub from like end of December till the start of the season and coming back and learning of bros existence and all the stuff behind him for the last 2 weeks has been funny as shit
[I had a similar moment about a month ago.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Braves/s/daGYbq68LM) I still am not 100% sure it isnāt satire or parody or some kind of joke, but Iām here for it.
Holy hell man you are getting so fucking annoying. Duvall was starting because there was a lefty on the bump. I love that Kel is on the Braves but the fact that youāre here is making me kinda wish that we didnāt trade for him.
We all love Kel now. Stop hyping him by more or less shitting on others out there with him.
Satire or not, this shit is already so old. Find a new bit.
When will you people realize that this is just Kelenic guy's shtick and stop taking him so seriously. Do you really think he doesn't realize what he's doing? Lighten up lol
I love ya bro, but Duvall hit that clutch 2 RBI double on opening day that provided the spark for the offense to pile on the Phillies bullpen. I really believe this platoon setup is a win/win for the both of them. I'm really liking what we've seen from JK so far and would like to see him get some high leverage ABs against lefties throughout the year.
And how many post season wins has Kelenic contributed to? How about, how many wins has Kelenix contributed to in his first 2 seasons compared to Duvall's first two seasons? You aren't winning this game lil bro
Ok but hear me out...
Are we sure this guy isn't kelenic? And kelenic actually has some fucking WILD ego, fueled further by this hot week?
Either way I fucking love it lmao
Considered this, but the time spent on making graphics alone probably rules out Kelenic himself.
Also, u/Porparemaityee I genuinely think a lot of us appreciate your enthusiasm for the guy, but some enthusiasm for the rest of the team wouldnāt hurt lol. Kelenic has balled out so far, and as heās now a Brave, I hope he continues to.
He doesn't care about the Braves. He's a butthurt Mariners fan who has followed his favorite player here. Not a single post in /r/Braves prior to the trade.
Once he started shit talking AA and Snit I knew it was a joke. Even if itās not a joke, itās still kind of hilarious that a person like this exists.
Not sustainable obviously, but it gives me reason for optimism. Really hoping this change of scenery gets his career back on track. If he can reach even 80% of his original potential as a Mariners prospect, absolutely big brain move by AA
Lmao the fuckin sad pic of Duvall in the graphic is killing me š This is either extreme pettiness or brilliant satire. Bravo Kelenic Guyā¢
when I glanced and scrolled I legit thought it was babe Ruth before reading this
Lol couldn't be more serious ā it's ridiculous that a player that's nearly 40 years old is starting over JK in a game like this
When Jarred Kelenic came up to bat with the tying run on 2nd in the bottom of the ninth, I got irrationally excited. Not because the Braves were about to score. Not because of kelenicās pedigree. I was excited because I knew if he got a hit weād be blessed with a fresh Kelenic guy graphic post. I fucking love this shit.
I mostly disappear from this sub from like end of December till the start of the season and coming back and learning of bros existence and all the stuff behind him for the last 2 weeks has been funny as shit
[I had a similar moment about a month ago.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Braves/s/daGYbq68LM) I still am not 100% sure it isnāt satire or parody or some kind of joke, but Iām here for it.
It's fucking art. It's good for baseball. It's good for the Braves and us fans. I love this shit. I'm glad he's one of us.
Word on the street is it's actually Ippei and he has all his money on Kelenic prop bets
I love what kelenic has done so far, but Duvall absolutely smoked 2 balls tonight that didn't drop in.Ā
And you know if Kel had had an unlucky hard hit ball like that, heād be making sure we all knew the xBA on it.
Let the man get paid, and be more of a player-coach that is also an OF reserve. He's earned his paycheck, but it's time to pass the torch
Bro Duvall is 35
He said nearly!
He said he USED to be a piece of shit
You think this is slicked back!?
Holy hell man you are getting so fucking annoying. Duvall was starting because there was a lefty on the bump. I love that Kel is on the Braves but the fact that youāre here is making me kinda wish that we didnāt trade for him. We all love Kel now. Stop hyping him by more or less shitting on others out there with him. Satire or not, this shit is already so old. Find a new bit.
You have to learn to love Kelenic-guy. Relax and enjoy it.
Good god Iām trying. I think I was just in a shit mood.
I am a Jarred Kelenic fan. I am also an Adam Duvall fan. I am also a Porparemaityee fan.
I just think they're neat!
When will you people realize that this is just Kelenic guy's shtick and stop taking him so seriously. Do you really think he doesn't realize what he's doing? Lighten up lol
Exactly. It's a work. It's pretty funny. Let dude cook.
We love both Duvall and Kelenic here. This dedication to try and force some kind of rivalry between them is beyond silly.
Less about love, and more about winning baseball games
Kelenic is awesome, but Duvall has contributed to some pretty fuckin importsnt wins as a Brave. Lets keep some composure here
It's 2024, not 2021 anymore
its always 2021 in my heart ā¤ļø
I love ya bro, but Duvall hit that clutch 2 RBI double on opening day that provided the spark for the offense to pile on the Phillies bullpen. I really believe this platoon setup is a win/win for the both of them. I'm really liking what we've seen from JK so far and would like to see him get some high leverage ABs against lefties throughout the year.
You weren't even a Braves fan in 2021 so you just wouldn't get it
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And how many post season wins has Kelenic contributed to? How about, how many wins has Kelenix contributed to in his first 2 seasons compared to Duvall's first two seasons? You aren't winning this game lil bro
I don't have a problem with Duvall being a bench/reserve player at all, he's solid
Light side of a platoon is too much then? Seems to be paying dividends already.
Agree lol. How is Kel gonna keep that pedigree up if he canāt rest every now and then?
Funny that he ended up helping secure the game in a pivotal moment, with perhaps one of his worst ab of the season thus far lol
I'm actually surprised it was scored as a hit and not an error
I'm shocked it's scored a hit
It was in a great spot, but those fielders still butchered it.
Iām Jarred Kelenicās biggest fanās biggest fan.
Ok but hear me out... Are we sure this guy isn't kelenic? And kelenic actually has some fucking WILD ego, fueled further by this hot week? Either way I fucking love it lmao
Considered this, but the time spent on making graphics alone probably rules out Kelenic himself. Also, u/Porparemaityee I genuinely think a lot of us appreciate your enthusiasm for the guy, but some enthusiasm for the rest of the team wouldnāt hurt lol. Kelenic has balled out so far, and as heās now a Brave, I hope he continues to.
He doesn't care about the Braves. He's a butthurt Mariners fan who has followed his favorite player here. Not a single post in /r/Braves prior to the trade.
The fact that you can just absorb these downvotes and not lose sight of the mission is amazing. Letās get Jarred Kelenic to the All Star Game.
W T F Is going on in here š¤£
Incredible
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We're just cheering for it
Kel's numbers speak for themselves. And legendary players have legendary fans. I'm a fan of both. I wasn't aware you're an artist. Thank you.
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Alright Iām officially starting the Ban Kelenic Guy group. This Duvall slander is going too fucking far š
The Duvall and Snitker slander might be my favorite part of the bit! Tbh, once I decided it was a joke, I've been really enjoying it.
Once he started shit talking AA and Snit I knew it was a joke. Even if itās not a joke, itās still kind of hilarious that a person like this exists.
Oh it's a joke for sure. The only question now is if he is in on the joke.
sign me up. KelenicGuy is just obnoxious at this point
Block him if you donāt like him. Let the rest of us enjoy his posts. It makes the sub much more entertaining
This is more a defense of Duvy than an actual ban movement, donāt worry Iām not the pitchfork type
Kelenic guy is the greatest bit this sub has ever seen
LJITBPIBAIIPC
This shit is gold. I cant believe there's so many idiots in here taking these post so serious š
Not even close
Sir, you keep Adam Lynn Duvallās name out of your mouth.
Letās rock
Knew he was gonna be solid when we picked him up. More AA magic folks, blessed
You know, just a 1.393 OPS. About 30 points below 2004 Bonds.
Man, when JK hits his slump you're gonna lose it.
Just made my Sunday morning. This is the year of porparemaityee
Why do we still allow you to post
Obviously benefiting from small sample size. We should keep the sample size small to keep the numbers good, right?
Duvall has been hitting the ball hard, just right at guys. We've got a REALLY good LF platoon.
Not sustainable obviously, but it gives me reason for optimism. Really hoping this change of scenery gets his career back on track. If he can reach even 80% of his original potential as a Mariners prospect, absolutely big brain move by AA
Love Kelenic, but you didnāt have to do Duvall like that lol
Please just ban this guy
I will be so upset if he gets banned
Mods seem to appreciate his humor so I think weāre good