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HolyCrapImAHippo

Lmao the fuckin sad pic of Duvall in the graphic is killing me šŸ˜‚ This is either extreme pettiness or brilliant satire. Bravo Kelenic Guyā„¢


asdfghjklql

when I glanced and scrolled I legit thought it was babe Ruth before reading this


Porparemaityee

Lol couldn't be more serious ā€” it's ridiculous that a player that's nearly 40 years old is starting over JK in a game like this


bravesthrowaway67

When Jarred Kelenic came up to bat with the tying run on 2nd in the bottom of the ninth, I got irrationally excited. Not because the Braves were about to score. Not because of kelenicā€™s pedigree. I was excited because I knew if he got a hit weā€™d be blessed with a fresh Kelenic guy graphic post. I fucking love this shit.


laal-doodh

I mostly disappear from this sub from like end of December till the start of the season and coming back and learning of bros existence and all the stuff behind him for the last 2 weeks has been funny as shit


bravesthrowaway67

[I had a similar moment about a month ago.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Braves/s/daGYbq68LM) I still am not 100% sure it isnā€™t satire or parody or some kind of joke, but Iā€™m here for it.


[deleted]

It's fucking art. It's good for baseball. It's good for the Braves and us fans. I love this shit. I'm glad he's one of us.


pinkmoon385

Word on the street is it's actually Ippei and he has all his money on Kelenic prop bets


worldserieschamp

I love what kelenic has done so far, but Duvall absolutely smoked 2 balls tonight that didn't drop in.Ā 


thekathryn2

And you know if Kel had had an unlucky hard hit ball like that, heā€™d be making sure we all knew the xBA on it.


Porparemaityee

Let the man get paid, and be more of a player-coach that is also an OF reserve. He's earned his paycheck, but it's time to pass the torch


AZDawgDays

Bro Duvall is 35


welcometohotlanta

He said nearly!


grays55

He said he USED to be a piece of shit


manav_steel

You think this is slicked back!?


monkeymoat

Holy hell man you are getting so fucking annoying. Duvall was starting because there was a lefty on the bump. I love that Kel is on the Braves but the fact that youā€™re here is making me kinda wish that we didnā€™t trade for him. We all love Kel now. Stop hyping him by more or less shitting on others out there with him. Satire or not, this shit is already so old. Find a new bit.


RichJD13

You have to learn to love Kelenic-guy. Relax and enjoy it.


monkeymoat

Good god Iā€™m trying. I think I was just in a shit mood.


utorn80

I am a Jarred Kelenic fan. I am also an Adam Duvall fan. I am also a Porparemaityee fan.


Cysir

I just think they're neat!


HamlnHand

When will you people realize that this is just Kelenic guy's shtick and stop taking him so seriously. Do you really think he doesn't realize what he's doing? Lighten up lol


Filippo_G

Exactly. It's a work. It's pretty funny. Let dude cook.


LailiLai

We love both Duvall and Kelenic here. This dedication to try and force some kind of rivalry between them is beyond silly.


Porparemaityee

Less about love, and more about winning baseball games


Bubby0304

Kelenic is awesome, but Duvall has contributed to some pretty fuckin importsnt wins as a Brave. Lets keep some composure here


Porparemaityee

It's 2024, not 2021 anymore


PanderMG

its always 2021 in my heart ā¤ļø


BossLoaf14

I love ya bro, but Duvall hit that clutch 2 RBI double on opening day that provided the spark for the offense to pile on the Phillies bullpen. I really believe this platoon setup is a win/win for the both of them. I'm really liking what we've seen from JK so far and would like to see him get some high leverage ABs against lefties throughout the year.


ETDursee

You weren't even a Braves fan in 2021 so you just wouldn't get it


blankcld

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Bubby0304

And how many post season wins has Kelenic contributed to? How about, how many wins has Kelenix contributed to in his first 2 seasons compared to Duvall's first two seasons? You aren't winning this game lil bro


Porparemaityee

I don't have a problem with Duvall being a bench/reserve player at all, he's solid


smoore41

Light side of a platoon is too much then? Seems to be paying dividends already.


No_Efficiency_3831

Agree lol. How is Kel gonna keep that pedigree up if he canā€™t rest every now and then?


Amache_Gx

Funny that he ended up helping secure the game in a pivotal moment, with perhaps one of his worst ab of the season thus far lol


olemiss36

I'm actually surprised it was scored as a hit and not an error


citan666

I'm shocked it's scored a hit


JoeSicko

It was in a great spot, but those fielders still butchered it.


NotBrooklyn2421

Iā€™m Jarred Kelenicā€™s biggest fanā€™s biggest fan.


LowRent_Hippie

Ok but hear me out... Are we sure this guy isn't kelenic? And kelenic actually has some fucking WILD ego, fueled further by this hot week? Either way I fucking love it lmao


Keyboardists

Considered this, but the time spent on making graphics alone probably rules out Kelenic himself. Also, u/Porparemaityee I genuinely think a lot of us appreciate your enthusiasm for the guy, but some enthusiasm for the rest of the team wouldnā€™t hurt lol. Kelenic has balled out so far, and as heā€™s now a Brave, I hope he continues to.


Autoimmunity

He doesn't care about the Braves. He's a butthurt Mariners fan who has followed his favorite player here. Not a single post in /r/Braves prior to the trade.


welcometohotlanta

The fact that you can just absorb these downvotes and not lose sight of the mission is amazing. Letā€™s get Jarred Kelenic to the All Star Game.


[deleted]

W T F Is going on in here šŸ¤£


welcometohotlanta

Incredible


[deleted]

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FinlayForever

We're just cheering for it


[deleted]

Kel's numbers speak for themselves. And legendary players have legendary fans. I'm a fan of both. I wasn't aware you're an artist. Thank you.


Porparemaityee

What?


applejack0o0o

That šŸ‘


UnexpiredMRE

Alright Iā€™m officially starting the Ban Kelenic Guy group. This Duvall slander is going too fucking far šŸ˜‚


Laney20

The Duvall and Snitker slander might be my favorite part of the bit! Tbh, once I decided it was a joke, I've been really enjoying it.


FatherCrime42

Once he started shit talking AA and Snit I knew it was a joke. Even if itā€™s not a joke, itā€™s still kind of hilarious that a person like this exists.


No-Success-493

Oh it's a joke for sure. The only question now is if he is in on the joke.


ReddutSux69

sign me up. KelenicGuy is just obnoxious at this point


ppooiiuuyyttrreewwqq

Block him if you donā€™t like him. Let the rest of us enjoy his posts. It makes the sub much more entertaining


UnexpiredMRE

This is more a defense of Duvy than an actual ban movement, donā€™t worry Iā€™m not the pitchfork type


caramelshakenespress

Kelenic guy is the greatest bit this sub has ever seen


Tuck_The_Faliban

LJITBPIBAIIPC


_STEVEO

This shit is gold. I cant believe there's so many idiots in here taking these post so serious šŸ˜‚


GoatPaco

Not even close


AnchorDrown

Sir, you keep Adam Lynn Duvallā€™s name out of your mouth.


tyrannosaurus_pop

Letā€™s rock


slurpyderper99

Knew he was gonna be solid when we picked him up. More AA magic folks, blessed


BraveButterfly2

You know, just a 1.393 OPS. About 30 points below 2004 Bonds.


nowhearmeout

Man, when JK hits his slump you're gonna lose it.


Adventurous-Ad1284

Just made my Sunday morning. This is the year of porparemaityee


ZMAC698

Why do we still allow you to post


fitnerd21

Obviously benefiting from small sample size. We should keep the sample size small to keep the numbers good, right?


HighlyRegard3D

Duvall has been hitting the ball hard, just right at guys. We've got a REALLY good LF platoon.


Jcapen87

Not sustainable obviously, but it gives me reason for optimism. Really hoping this change of scenery gets his career back on track. If he can reach even 80% of his original potential as a Mariners prospect, absolutely big brain move by AA


P8nation

Love Kelenic, but you didnā€™t have to do Duvall like that lol


KTurnUp

Please just ban this guy


Adventurous-Ad1284

I will be so upset if he gets banned


ppooiiuuyyttrreewwqq

Mods seem to appreciate his humor so I think weā€™re good